User talk:Swedmann

From RationalWiki
Jump to navigation Jump to search
It's Me

don't bother if you don't know how to dare appreciate art --Swedmann (talk) 12:46, 11 January 2010 (UTC)

It scares me. I suppose that is a compliment. Tetronian you're clueless 12:50, 11 January 2010 (UTC)
yes, note the theory of death because of cucumber is a multidimensional topic. surely it's an act of violence but it is also a hippie trip. the undertones call for farmers whose income was trashed by eu to turn around their lives and change more than eu will ever change. that's pretty inside though --Swedmann (talk) 13:00, 11 January 2010 (UTC)
Nice pre-emptive strike: if I think it's rubbish, which I do, it's because I don't appreciate art! Failed Goth? I have just eaten Toast& stiltontalk 13:10, 11 January 2010 (UTC)
note the theory of death because of cucumber is a multidimensional topic. I'm not sure that we are on the same planet I'm afraid.--BobIt's cold! 13:32, 11 January 2010 (UTC)
(thinks) Is it one of those computer generated things? I have just eaten Toast& stiltontalk 13:39, 11 January 2010 (UTC)
I'll just file it along with Tracy Emin's unmade bed. Art or not, it looks like pretentious nonsense to me. Bob Soles (talk) 14:19, 11 January 2010 (UTC)
As Randall Munroe put it: Communicating badly and then acting smug when you're misunderstood is not cleverness. Tetronian you're clueless 14:33, 11 January 2010 (UTC)
all glory to men in black hats, I was trying to point out art is about meanings. How does broken english mixed with å come out? I see å as an aggressive and a bit gay letter, although the 'fufufufufuffu' aspect could override everything before you finish the text --Swedmann (talk) 15:36, 11 January 2010 (UTC)
My guess would be a chatterbot - though the WP article begins - "a computer program designed to simulate an intelligent conversation", and I'm not sure if it manages that.--BobIt's cold! 19:51, 11 January 2010 (UTC)


Settle a bet - do you dream of electric sheep? -- =w= 00:05, 18 January 2010 (UTC)

Yes. Bears are watching you. --Swedmann (talk)
;___________; -- =w= 18:21, 18 January 2010 (UTC)

Inverse Turing test?[edit]

Ha! it's a person trying to persuade us it's a machine. Success! Now piss off. I have just eaten Toast& stiltontalk 06:04, 18 January 2010 (UTC)

Humans are physical computations. Turing test is full of shit. --Swedmann (talk) 09:55, 18 January 2010 (UTC)

Obama McCain McCain[edit]


Polls citizen speech vote senator flag Islam economy New York socialism Europe celebrity insurance. -- =w= 18:21, 18 January 2010 (UTC)

Europe Obama McCain vote polls citizen McCain flag speech Islam Newyork economy socialism celebrity insurance --Swedmann (talk) 19:13, 18 January 2010 (UTC)
Concur with Toast. -- =w= 19:14, 18 January 2010 (UTC)
Your insistence only makes my sob harder --Swedmann (talk) 19:19, 18 January 2010 (UTC)
TELL ME WHY BEARS ARE WATCHING ME ;____; -- =w= 19:24, 18 January 2010 (UTC)
Are you a bear? --Swedmann (talk) 19:29, 18 January 2010 (UTC)
No I am a Mei. I think you are Neveruse. -- =w= 19:56, 18 January 2010 (UTC)
Cool. Now, bears are watching you to make sure you don't reveal their secrets. China gave the world panda bears and got Tibet in exchange. --Swedmann (talk) 20:34, 18 January 2010 (UTC)
Why do you like bears so much? ^________^ -- =w= 21:07, 18 January 2010 (UTC)
I'm Neveruse. — Sincerely, Neveruse / Talk / Block 21:15, 18 January 2010 (UTC)
Hello Neveruse! ^________^ -- =w= 21:17, 18 January 2010 (UTC)
Are you saying you're not Swedmann? Because it could go either way. -- =w= 21:18, 18 January 2010 (UTC)
I can only speak for Neveruse. On their behalf, they would like me to tell you that I am Neveruse. — Sincerely, Neveruse / Talk / Block 21:20, 18 January 2010 (UTC)
;_________; -- =w= 21:25, 18 January 2010 (UTC)

Promotion commotion demotion in the ocean with lotion while doing the locomotion[edit]

Since you seem to have met our horribly low high standards of "mostly harmless," I have made you a sysop. Here's your boyscout handbook. AnarchoGoon Swatting Assflys is how I earn my living 22:08, 18 January 2010 (UTC)


I can't tell what's happening on your userpage. -- =w= 23:48, 25 January 2010 (UTC)

'axe is lonely man's metal dog' --Swedmann (talk) 00:08, 26 January 2010 (UTC)
'glycerin is NSFW microscope's fucked-up kerfuffle' Stupid stupid time!
WëäŝëïöïďWeaselly.jpgMethinks it is a Weasel 00:38, 26 January 2010 (UTC)

Perfect solution[edit]

Perfect solution fallacy. -- =w= 19:12, 3 February 2010 (UTC)
That guy has an interesting accent. I like it: it's like lying next to a warm cat. -- =w= 19:12, 3 February 2010 (UTC)


What the hell was that about? Not funny. (I do like sperm, but spam is far worse). --Earthland (talk) 19:24, 24 February 2010 (UTC)

The idea is that you are in the shower and you got so horny. --Swedmann (talk) 19:28, 24 February 2010 (UTC)
Oh Swedmann never change. ^______^ -- Mei (talk) 19:29, 24 February 2010 (UTC)
I never get horny when I'm taking shower... Is there something wrong with me? --Earthland (talk) 20:21, 24 February 2010 (UTC)
Yes. Live a little. -- Mei (talk) 21:10, 24 February 2010 (UTC)