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<votecp poll=wigo3850>In [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FvT5YuDovHI this interview] with Andy Schlafly on ''The Hour'', one of Andy's homeschool students is wearing a [[Che Guevara]] T-shirt! For real! See it at 0:03!</votecp>
 
<votecp poll=wigo3849>Andy <capture>[http://conservapedia.com/index.php?title=Template:Mainpageright&curid=104397&diff=826183&oldid=826158 discovers]</capture> <capture>[http://conservapedia.com/index.php?title=Template:Mainpageleft&curid=104388&diff=826189&oldid=826113 a liberal]</capture> <capture>[http://conservapedia.com/index.php?title=Talk:Main_Page&curid=104491&diff=826190&oldid=826184 conspiracy.]</capture></votecp>
 
<votecp poll=wigo3849>Andy <capture>[http://conservapedia.com/index.php?title=Template:Mainpageright&curid=104397&diff=826183&oldid=826158 discovers]</capture> <capture>[http://conservapedia.com/index.php?title=Template:Mainpageleft&curid=104388&diff=826189&oldid=826113 a liberal]</capture> <capture>[http://conservapedia.com/index.php?title=Talk:Main_Page&curid=104491&diff=826190&oldid=826184 conspiracy.]</capture></votecp>
 
<votecp poll=wigo3848>Conservapedia on compromise in politics. Obama suggests a compromise with Republicans and Conservapedia says [http://conservapedia.com/index.php?title=Template:Mainpageright&diff=825872&oldid=825871 "No compromising. Period."] Harry Reid refuses a compromise with Republicans and is deemed [http://conservapedia.com/index.php?title=Template:Mainpageright&diff=826044&oldid=826039 horrible and despicable.]</votecp>
 
<votecp poll=wigo3848>Conservapedia on compromise in politics. Obama suggests a compromise with Republicans and Conservapedia says [http://conservapedia.com/index.php?title=Template:Mainpageright&diff=825872&oldid=825871 "No compromising. Period."] Harry Reid refuses a compromise with Republicans and is deemed [http://conservapedia.com/index.php?title=Template:Mainpageright&diff=826044&oldid=826039 horrible and despicable.]</votecp>

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-2In this interview with Andy Schlafly on The Hour, one of Andy's homeschool students is wearing a Che Guevara T-shirt! For real! See it at 0:03!
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70Andy discoversimg a liberalimg conspiracy.img
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71Conservapedia on compromise in politics. Obama suggests a compromise with Republicans and Conservapedia says "No compromising. Period."img Harry Reid refuses a compromise with Republicans and is deemed horrible and despicable.img
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51Andy, trying to worm his way out of applying a double standard, forgets one of the major talking-points of John McCain's campaign when he says that Obama wasn't attacked for his inexperience, but only for his liberalism.img
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-9In the future, atheist meetings will be significantly more attended by males.img So sayeth The Great Conservative.
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-5Jpatt:Those dumb voters Democrats have made history by electing a stiff!img Who would want to elect a dead man?!?one?

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85It's the end of an era: After more than 600 editsimg by Conservative, somebody elseimg actually makes an edit to the Evolution article!
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37Karajou illustratesimg the liberal trait of condescensionimg.Update:TrollKing tries his handimg at the liberal trait of gloating.img
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185CP reinforces its barricades to the outside world; as Andy declares that new users must email him to request an account.img The site is growing rapidly!
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105Ken's World: Obama is giving welfare cases taxpayer-funded cellphones!img Reality: The cell phone subsidy program was created under President George W. Bush, not Obama, and isn't taxpayer funded. Bonus points for diligent scholarship: Gentleman Ken fails to even read his own source.
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111The Rally to Restore Sanity didn't quite get its message acrossimg toimg everyone...img
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18It can't not be true! "Obama Disapproval Hits Lowest Low Ever"img
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49Ed hits the ground running in a three-year-old conversation, correcting the good doctor on the point that his observations of morphing vestigial structuresimg are not incredible, they're unbelievableimg.
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58Welcome to Conservapedia's guide to defending the indefensibleimg
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70Andy: 'Atheist-led Microsoft is a dying brand!'img The death throes speak for themselves
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36A son of Phyllis "You can't rape a wife" Schlafly - Roger, not Andy - begins to water down the Marital Rapeimg article. Quelle surprise.
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66JPatt has entered the final level of Schlaflyism, using his grandmother as a source.img
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30Eek! Those creepy liberals at Google are at it again, trying to sell some dumb terminals stab your hard drive in its sleep and view all your smut files!img
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40A particularly ironic specimen of an Ed stub.img
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40Ed: It is "leftist propaganda" to suggest that Benito Mussolini had some sort of falling out with socialism. Why? Because Jonah Goldberg called him a "lifelong socialist."img UPDATE: Now energized, Ed goes on a Ken-like editing binge, noting that Mussolini wasn't a journalist,img he was and he created Fascism,img he didn't
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7Fairly consistent line of CP boilerplate: More Americans are turning conservative because liberal claptrap doesn't work.img Andy: Liberal claptrap doesn't work because more Americans are turning conservative.img
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92With no sense of irony, Andy proclaims "Blogs are written by fools..."img UPDATE: Who's the more foolish: the blogging fool, or the fool who follows quotes the blogger?img
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61Driven by his Global Warming agenda, Ed briefly forgetsimg that CP tends to frown on sources that assume evolution and an old Earth to be true.
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78Andy puts up a stat about Bible sales on 10/24img and it takes one dayimg for him to decide against using a source whose entire point is that niche Bible translations (like the Conservapedia Bible Project) are eroding the Bible as the "authoritative word of God" and making it "something trivial": "It is in effect moving away from a common membership in the body of Christ into disparate, confusing misrepresentations of the rich wisdom of Scripture, which ought to unify us."
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64Diplomacyimg, that evil atheist weapon.
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83Well, it was only a matter of timeimg
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74The Schlafly brothers are at it again!img
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121Gentlemen. Are we absolutely certain Schlafly isn't a parodist?img
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39Where will it end? "Obama's a Muslim... Atheist... Communist.... No! He's Hitler!"img
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114Mr DeMyer, the reason DebbieT can't respond to your obfuscation is not that the "cat has gotten her tongue"img, rather that she's blocked for five years,img you cretinous, deceitful moron.
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47Wiki expert user 188 creates a top notch date-related template.img Completely unrelated: #188 seeks help regarding date-related templates on Wikipedia.
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54Andy takes a leaf out of Ed Poor's bookimg with the newest stub in his family-friendly encyclopedia. Update: Still a stub, but thanks to Terry Koeckritz we know about another anti-American characteristicimg. Expect the application of a liberal x category in 3, 2, 1...
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12No, Roger, just noimg. There is no sensible formulation of mechanics that makes Geocentrism and Heliocentrism (with center-of-mass correction) equivalent formulations for the solar system. There are inertial frames and non-inertial frames, and they are different. It's true that the "covariant equations" you are so fond of let you use any coordinates you want, but the Christoffel symbols can distinguish inertial (e.g. Heliocentric) and non-inertial (e.g. Geocentric) frames. And, by the way, none of this requires relativity, which is a good thing, since relativity is debunked 32 times overimg at CP. Geocentrism is OK for Google maps, but not for describing the solar system.
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67Canada, deviating slightly from its big-government, pork-barrel policies, refuses "Fox News North" access to public funding (although it could still operate with its own money, if enough Canadians were willing to pay for it). To Jpatt, this constitutes a Commie wall of liberal censorship.img
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82Juan Williams makes insensitive comments about Muslims and he loses his job for "Freedom of Speechimg"; Helen Thomas makes insensitive comments about Israelis and she loses her job for "ignorance and racismimg"
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25Jpatt crows that homeschooling is moving into the mainstream.img Irony: it is doing so because creationist kooks are becoming less and less relevant in the homeschooling scene.
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24Andy: "Of course Jesus was pro-life! Most of his miracles were life-saving."img Which makes a nice change from that vicious sadist in the Old Testament.
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49A shaft of red smoke shoots to the sky and marks the end of the Bible course, as TeacherEd declares it temporarily suspended.img
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64JPratt, with no sense of irony, updates "Obama's Muslim agenda" with the fact that he's planning to sell billions of dollars worth of weapons to Saudi Arabia.img So, would that make George W. a Muslim too, seeing as he sold $20bn worth to the Saudis?
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52Fresh off his success in the recall of Senator Robert Menendez our intrepid attorney hero Andy Schlafly heads to North Dakotaimg for a redux. (Transcript)
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17Roger the Dodger returns, on some weird liberal quest for facts, it seems.img
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-5Conservapedia describes Margaret Thatcher with the very Orwellian sounding epithet "Freedom Patriot"img doubleplusungood.
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4Jpatt proves that Conservative hasimg noimgmachismo
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77Conservapedia: Less than four years after starting the conservative alternative to Wikipedia, Senior Administrators are reduced to blogging about Obama's recent meals.img
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71'Conservatism is sweeping the nation!'img What's that? Something bad has happened? 'The progressives are taking over!'img
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83What kind of people would stoop so low as to attack another person's religious beliefs!?img Oh...img
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140 Atheists are white, unmarried, socially challenged nerdsimg. A perfect quote for the main page of an encyclopedia from a white, unmarried, socially-challenged nerd.
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14TK, apparently oblivious to the irony: That nanny state shouldn't be doing that!img
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57Ken: Hispanic men live longer because there are fewer feminists in their families to cause stress.img
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-5Daniel1212 has switched topics. Instead of the Seven Plagues, he is discussing the bloodyimg plague of bedbugs.img
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76Atheism: the silent killerimg (so silent only Andy has heard about it)
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133Imagine being 12 years old and told, "you're unnatural and immoral and your god hates you"img
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118Andy: Baseball player Cal Ripken's hair started to turn gray in his mid 30'simg. This is proof of a young Earth.
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65'God saved the miners!'img 'No, capitalism saved the miners!'img (Never mind that the higher safety standards in Chile's state-owned mines would likely have prevented the mine collapse.)
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48TK: 'Did Michelle Obama engage in unlawful electioneering?!'img Well, if you had been bothered to finish reading the article you'd have discovered the answer...no
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-44What's in the News? "A humorous political cartoon on Obama administration staff members fleeing his administration."img It's not as if there's anything more important going on in the world...
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86Andy: "How do liberals manage to get by avoiding conservative words?"img You know, words like "transistor" and "schlockumentary."
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39Bringing balance to the Trusworthy Encyclopedia, BishoiH deletes everything about the Muhammad-wife-age debateimg and unilaterally decides the prophet Muhammad was a paedophile.
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19It appears that the Director of counter intelligence has been advising the Redneck of severely limited intelligence; the result? We'll blast them thar commies for y'all! Uh-huck!img
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112Remember the shit-storm when Terry Koeckritz plagiarised the UCLA article? Well, at least now there's nobody left to call him out, as he doesimg the same for the University of Nevada. UPDATE: It looks as though we hurt his sensitive feelings. He is onimg aimg rampageimg. Oh, Terry, you're so cute when you're angry! MORE: "This definition of plagiarism makes me look bad, so I'm going to delete it and write one that allows me to copy/paste articles."img
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77Once upon a time, the friendly homskoller teacher told his pupilsimg that they could gain extra credit if they translated "at least 5 verses for the Conservapedia Bible Translation project". "That's easy!", exclaimed Andy, the class swot who knew everything. "The whole CBP project was my idea!" The teacher finished his notes on 9 Octoberimg and waited for his eager pupils to hand in their work. Twoimg by threeimg the responses came, until little Andy handed in his own workimg. "It... it's not finished yet, sir", said little Andy, and handed in several other lines over the next nine hoursimg. The teacher wondered if little Andy was going to aim for the extra credit, since the CBP was Andy's own project. "Oh! I've got some great ideas for that!", exclaimed little Andy. "Rich people are wonderful!" and he made Jesusimg say soimg. "Is there anything else?", asked the teacher. Little Andy thought for an hour. "Well..." he whined, "I could editimg what more cleverer people already did?". "I see...", said the teacher. "Anything else?" "Well," said little Andy, "I could make some textimg written in the 17th century difficult more understand it was than now then to?" "Excellent work!" said the teacher. "I'm sure you want to keep translating more?" "No." said little Andy. "If I did all the work, why would I need so many parodists?" The End
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134TK: "I took the time to carefully upload this imageimg so it's my Own Work". Joaquín Martínez: (of all people!) Well... it's actually sourced from Wiki Commonsimg. TK: It's MINEimg, I tell you!!! ALL MINE!!! TK Hmm... you might have a pointimg. JM: Don't try to play cute with meimg.
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47Joaquín Martínez adds a quote from the Conservative Bibleimg to the mainpage — from, of all places, the Pericope Adulterae.img
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87Andy, in an attempt to worm his way out of hELL, changes the wording of Matthew 19:24img.
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25A list of evil liberals who refuse to debate!img (if by 'refuse' you mean 'agree',img and if by 'debate' you mean 'debate with only one other person'img)
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93SamHB: "Ed, why did you deleteimg when you could improve? I'm trying to work with you here!" - Ed: "I'm a senior editor and you are justimg someimg newbie.img While you prepare a Writing Plan for me, why don't you look at my excellent new articleimg to see how it's done?"
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39Breaking news: In addition to being a Muslim, a socialist, and an America-hater, Obama is an >ugh!< anti-colonialist.img
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49Andy: "I think I'm going to express the beauty of intelligent design with a blurry, overblown pixelated imageimg." UPDATE TK: The best way to improve thisimg is with a pictureimg of a GODLESS ATHEIST lane in "Autumn" (whatever that is).
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37Stop blaming past governments for economic failures... start giving credit to potential future governments for economic successesimg
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12A professor no one has heard of resigns from the physical society over global warming? Sounds like important news!img
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53Andy: "Observe! Our new layer is at 0-0-4-9img in perfect fulfill-..." *frowns* ... "Observe! Our new layer is at 0-0-4-8img in perfect fulfillment of Conservapedia's Law!"
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29One from the business pages: there's been some Trouble in Tinseltown, leading to a merger and debt refinancing. What caused the bankruptcy and re-emergence of MGM Studios? Why, Hollywood Valuesimg, of courseimg!
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85"Daddy? Daddy? Why are there poor people?" "Because Jesus said so."img
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191Glove slap: Terry Koeckritz tells Ken to change his username,img since being opposed to what happened at Abu Ghraib makes him like PJR rather than a conservative.
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71Andy, having decisively trounced relativity, is now eager to see Newtonian mechanicsimg replaced by Biblical scientific foreknowledge.
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63Andy insight #35446474: Wikipedia is biased because they don't have an article on my totally made up insights into the Bible foretelling science.img
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59Terry Koeckritz prevents creation of a page named "Liberal Logic" on the grounds that "there is no such thing."img Yeah, about thatimg...
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76Andy with more Biblical scientific foreknowledge:img No one has ever lived past 120 years (except for Jeanne Calment). This apparently confirms a theoretical maximum age set down in the Bible. (Never mind such figures as Abraham, Noah, Shem, Arphaxad, Salah, Eber, etc.) UPDATE: Those men were saints and don't disprove the rule.img
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115JPratt (Oct): In typical liberal fashion, attendees were bussed in to the One Nation rally.img Andy (Jan): In 2009, Conservapedia sent one full bus to the March for Life rally, and in 2010 we're sending two buses!img
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37After Jpatt adds a just facts blurbimg about CNN firing Rick Sanchez, Andy comes through and "improves" itimg noting that liberals do not let anyone criticize liberals. It had nothing to do with that whole "Jews are not an oppressed minority" thing.
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102User: "I have a legitimate question."img Ed: "No bitching. Show me your writing plan!"img
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50Ken: Ha! Darwin was wrong...the Toucan's bill didn't evolve for this reasonimg...it evolved for that one instead
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115Andy, in his eagerness to slam public schools, is forced to speak ill of Sarah Palin.img Update: WillS removes Andy's "liberal slur".img And is... thanked?img
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73Ken takes the news of his fellow religionists' ignorance quite badly.img
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48Object to your son's football team praying before games? You should be looked into by the people who investigate child abuse and neglect.img
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34Nice edit summaryimg, JPatt, but it's just exactly one word too long.
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90Andy confuses biology with linguisticsimg. Hilarity ensues.
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108LoganBertram takes on Andy's lack of substantive debateimg and deals a blow-by-blow attack on Counter Examples to Old Earth giving him the not so simple computer simulations he demandedimg, refutes carbon dating support for Young Earthimg, attacks Andy's intuitionimg, shows the moon's meant to move away from the Earthimg and that the Sun is indeed very oldimg. Wonder how long till he's welcomed? Answer is: Not longimg.
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94Andy: Some junk was recently found in a whale's stomach. Naturally this completely proves the veracity of the Jonah myth.img
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57Another Ed stub: "Anticolonialism" is the delusion that the West sucked wealth out of the Third World.img Terry Koeckritz, ever helpful, renames the stubimg to use a spelling that does not occur in the source Ed copy-pasted.
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105Andy: Facebook begins to pollute its pages with Wikipedia articles!img ...in April. Oh, and don't forget - unlike Conservapedia, there's no ability for users to edit the article! Especially since it's impossible to head on over to the Wikipedia entry and edit it from there, or to click on the glaring "edit" button on the Facebook page itself.
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23TK: "Obama has same re-elect percentage as Clinton in 1994"img...yeah, and we all know how poorly that turned out for him!img
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27 Patriot Act wiretaps: great conservative anti-terrorism method! Obama expansion of wiretaps: Obama hates privacy!img The hypocrisy is overwhelming...
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70 The irony is so thick; no pithy remarks required as Teh Assfly censors the notion of free speech.img.
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10 Eschewing the Great One's Best of the Public, Ken turns to full Wikialityimg. Fountains of Further Wisdom Await Him.
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96Schlafly's stupidestimg insightsimg yetimg, for your Sunday reading pleasure.UPDATE "Wikipedia is biased for not agreeing with my madness"img
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103This is nice: SamHB asks Ed a questionimg regarding the sorry state of math articles, and Ed actually repliesimg within half an hour. That shows that Conservapedia still values open communication between sysops and lowly editors contributors! ...yeah,img right.img
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93Such a vivid, heartwarming description. One almost feels as if one knew the man.img
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-22Bridge Names Confuse Andy Part II: First Tower Bridge was London Bridgeimg; now Mackinac Bridge is "Mackinaw" Bridgeimg. He missed that when he took the photo from the Mackinac Bridge Wikipedia articleimg.
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79So in other words, "Never."img
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92TK: Facebook is donating $100million to bolster Newark's school.img Andy: Donations? Meh! What they need is Bibles and classroom prayer.img Bonus: Jpatt accidentally tells the truth: prayer never worksimg.
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33Meritocracy at work. WillS works hard for a whole three days, four months ago, to earn night editing rights!img
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73Hilary Clinton wants to help citizens of developing nations be able to cook with less hazardous equipment. According to Ken and Andy, this is outrageous.img
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48 Obama and his buddy Ben Bernanke plot to destroy America's economyimg Never you mind that he was initially appointed by Bush after chairing the Bush council of economic advisers.
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26What? Andy and another sysop had a public tiff? Oh no, that's not allowed, so Terry Koeckritz deletes the "empty" talk-page.img Then magically recreates it,img along with comments about wanting to "avoid further conflict," that never happened in CP-land.
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48Such a dishonest douchebag that you forget there's anyone left to point out your lies?img Then simply correct it and move on create your own reality in which everything you say is magically true!img
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24TK rejects the idea that a centre-right party could call itself "Liberal"img
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160"Professor" Schlafly tries to proveimg that the Great Flood happened 4,000 years ago, by quoting data from a 13,000 year-old flood.
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10TK: "...Richard Dawkins, whose work is not simply academic..."img With the blanks filled in: "...Richard Dawkins, whose work is not simply academic. These books sell out, so it has become a social debate."...sounds dangerously positive for the main page.
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11 Conservative takes the attack on Richard Dawkins to another, much more specificimg, level. Update: Conservative is fairly certain that none of the four Asian womenimg he is aware of have endorsed Richard Dawkins.
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7Well, good luck with that.img Update: The age of miracles is upon us!img
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100Ireland's economy is bad because liberals have meetings there.img
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158Ed 'Two Meters' Poor deletes an articleimg for being too short.
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90Ed 'Bad Touch' Poor turns up the heat with a stub on physical intimacy.img Sadly Thankfully it contains nothing more than a link to another new Uncle Ed stubimg that does nothing more than link back to the first stub.
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62Ed 'Don't be a Dick' Poor "Hey, here's an idea! Let's show a rabid, paranoid and ultimately discredited Commie-hunter the same respect as for someone who gave his life fighting for human rights.img
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109Forget the cat, we're talking Schrödinger'simg wine,img baby! (spoiler: it's only grape juice)
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53More facts = worse article, as always.img
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69To err is human; to forgive is liberal style.img
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92Oh, and by the way, Terry Jones is a liberal!img
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39Ken's newest article on Atheismimg almost perfectly defines an ad hominem argument, and the 'See Also' seems to imply Carl Sagan smoking pot is evidence for Christianity. No flying cats, yet.
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27Andy downgrades the priorityimg of a potential 2012 presidential candidate. Among his reasons for doing so, nestled between "associates with pro-choice persons" and "associates with RINOs," is "Has said he is not going to run."
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253Our nation's history? Who gives a damn about that?img
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-43Andy: You don't actually have to do anything to be virtuous, just think nice thoughts.img
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-46Please let thisimg be a parodist! For the sake of Humanity! And watch out for rhinos in the Senate!
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25If you call him, heimg willimg come.img
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48More grade inflation by Andyimg When called out by a new userimg on his lack of math skills Andy simply gives his student an extra point. So much for academic honesty. Update: Daniel justifiably blocks himimg for being one of us because genuine conservatives can't possibly possess upward of 2nd grade math skills.
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-23When you're done planting flags, Andy, perhaps you can finish developing your lectureimg?
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96Ken blathers about "some guy by the name of Sid" to Karajou: And it only took him four editsimg. With his delightful irony TK says "... that those who cannot be successful in life criticize...."img. How many times is Obama criticized on the main page? UPDATE: Ken: "I never said a thing!"img
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113 Andy: Conservapedia users don't have insecurity issues, low self esteem, or narcissismimg...hahahahahaha
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69Daniel Pulido gets all Ken and begins the conservapedia anti-Islam project!img
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42TK thinks that saying "the series themselves are harmless if not taken seriously." is a "Personal opinion, not supported by any citations"img. Harry Potter is always dangerous to children.
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132Ed there ain't no censorship on CP Poor serves up a big dose of censorshipimg after declaring that calling someone out on their quote mining constitutes liberal name-callingimg.
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71It's a con trick so it must be liberal valuesimg says TK
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114Oi! Smeg Ed! Which dictionary definition of "gentleman" are you using exactly?img
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45Ed: It is a "disingenuous misleading argument"img to insinuate that there is anything wrong with the nutjobs among us.
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93Did you know that the APA is...erm...well, we don't really know.img All Ed gave us was a period. Literally.
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33CP: Going to church on Sunday rather than shopping makes you happierimg. Source: ..yes, if you're a Catholic or Protestant white woman living in a state where Sunday shopping was banned, but now is allowed. Maybe.
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103Remember the proposed Critical Thinking in Math course? The one which aimed to "encourage adults to keep their minds sharp through mathematics, and fend off mental decline". Professor Schlafly: 39 + 4 = 44img
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66Newly-given-block-rights junior sysop goon Daniel Pulido tries to impress the powers that be with his toughness by issuing a 90/10 blockimg after just one edit, and issues the standard new-user abuseimg, complete with the standard explicit insinuation that the user isn't using his real name. This site is attracting new non-parodist contributors rapidly!
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68Andy must be feeling sorry for himself - now messing with his blog equates to "violent protests" and "liberal censorship."img
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92Andy declares that protests in Ireland surrounding Tony Blair's book signing are an example of liberal censorship, British styleimg, entirely oblivious to the fact that Ireland has not been part of the UK for the best part of a century. Good thing he's not a world history teacher!img UPDATE: Andy's world history knowledge explains the confusion. Why is it British? Because egg-throwing is a uniquely British phenomenon!img
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44Ken: The time of stalking false liberal ideologies is over. It is time to move in for the kill!img Um...what?
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74A grand totalimg of 16 User/User Talk edits, 5 CP/CP Talk edits, and two mainspace edits (both of which are to homework "articles" that don't belong in the mainspace). Clearly such unproductive behavior violates 90/10 - and thus, Davidkon... gets Edit rights.img Well-deserved in this meritocracy!
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252LyleT: This page is completely plagiarized and should be deleted.img JacobB: Denied.img LyleT: Ok, a compromise: I removed the plagiarized material.img JacobB: Denied.img LyleT: Ok, I REWROTE the plagiarized material.img TK: Denied.img And don't you dare expose my dishonesty!img"
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295Kyle: "Is this really needed?"img
TK: "Of course!" *inserts Skype highlighting*img
Kyle: "Okay, you're the boss, just lemme remove the weird Skype stuff..."img
TK: "No!"img
Kyle: "What?"img
TK: "I am sysop, so walk away! I was trying to remove the Skype stuff someone inserted!"img
Bonus: That "Skype Australian phone number"? It's just the ISBN of Palin's book.
Update TK: "It wasn't me, it was a "vandal site lie" from the atheists!img
Kyle: WTF?img

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