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Conservapedia:What is going on at CP?
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[edit] October 2016
![]() ![]() ![]() | 51 | TerryH compares Trump to Citizen Kane in incoherent rant defending Trump's new tape, shitting the bed about voter fraud from a disproven source, and demanding hillary be put in jail once again. Shine on you crazy diamond [1]. |
![]() ![]() ![]() | 79 | Andy has a new organisation to worship, The Alt Right[2]img. Tell me you are not a racist now Andy. |
![]() ![]() ![]() | 43 | As Republicans scramble to renounce Trump after his pro-sexual assault comments come to light, guess which "conservative Republican" stands by him no matter what.img Color me not surprised. |
![]() ![]() ![]() | 74 | Ratings for the NFL are down. Andy takes credit.img |
![]() ![]() ![]() | 74 | Karajou quietly protects the page Counterexamples to evolutionimg, after a user repetitively faults his logic and him rage-quitting a discussion on the talk pageimg. Apparently one user striking out one point once (guess who reverts it) and telling others to discuss it on the talk page if they have a problem is "edit warring". |
[edit] September 2016
![]() ![]() ![]() | 99 | Karajou "logic": "You can't use maths to disprove the claim that the Second Law of Thermodynamics disproves evolution, because I can use maths to show an elephant can hang over a cliff by a dandelion."img |
![]() ![]() ![]() | 45 | After trashing Ted Cruz for taking money from a homosexual who wants to legalize marijuanaimg, Donald Trump wants to appoint the same pot smoking queer to the Supreme Court |
[edit] August 2016
![]() ![]() ![]() | 74 | Conservapedia tries to |
![]() ![]() ![]() | 110 | Olympic-grade flip-flopping from Andy: Andy 2012: "...less self-centered Ryan Lochte wins gold, while media-promoted Michael Phelps fails to win a medal."img |
[edit] July 2016
![]() ![]() ![]() | 74 | Another new blog from Ken, this time his blatant misogyny is evident and for all to see[3] "If only atheists were more like evangelical men whose wives were taught to obey them." |
![]() ![]() ![]() | 50 | "Melania trump, daughter of Donald Trump" For somebody who follows Trump so closely, apparently TerryH can't tell the difference between trump's wife and trump's daughter. Freudian slip? |
![]() ![]() ![]() | 74 | 2016: Two signs it is looking like a BAD year for American atheism Yes, folks, our favourite Manchild is back on the case.
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[edit] June 2016
![]() ![]() ![]() | 93 | Conservapedia mourns Muhammad Ali, somehow twisting his legacy by saying he defied all the "Experts" and bizarrely ignoring his Muslim faith, a first for Andy. |
[edit] May 2016
![]() ![]() ![]() | 91 | The Homosexual Agenda - now causing train wrecks,img according to Andy. (see also May 2015 entry) |
![]() ![]() ![]() | 74 | Ken goes on an all-night editing binge covering articles on cp:Self-control, cp:Grit (personality trait), cp:Time management, and cp:Bestiality.img |
[edit] April 2016
[edit] March 2016
![]() ![]() ![]() | 40 | TAR in denial: TAR is so eager to invest his IRA in collectables, he deletes discussion of tax rules that prohibit it.img |
[edit] February 2016
![]() ![]() ![]() | 97 | Andy:"Black holes are a sacred cow of atheistic science."img |
![]() ![]() ![]() | 99 | Andy's mancrush on Drumpf result in some surprising phrases on the main page: "neocon, feminist Fox News Channel"img, "pushy feminist Megyn Kelly"img, "pro-feminist Fox News Channel"img |
![]() ![]() ![]() | 35 | TAR's rush to create content and quickly depart has lead to some wikiplagarism: CPimg vs. Amateur-radio-wiki |
[edit] January 2016
![]() ![]() ![]() | 69 | He's backimg. |
![]() ![]() ![]() | 55 | A huge snow storm is coming to the Eastern Seaboard of the US today. Begin the countdown clock to Andy's front page moaning about Global Warming being nonsense. Answer, 2 daysimg agoimg |
[edit] December 2015
[edit] November 2015
[edit] October 2015
![]() ![]() ![]() | 55 | Another well researched article from the Manchild.img Stay classy! |
![]() ![]() ![]() | 25 | Heliocentrism is false (and probably an atheist doctrine?). [5]img |
![]() ![]() ![]() | 50 | Why buy expensive textbooks, when the Bible is available for free?img |
![]() ![]() ![]() | 46 | Andy ignorant?img Say it ain't so!img |
![]() ![]() ![]() | 36 | Oklahoma spends less per student than 46 states. Andy cites an article bemoaning the resulting lack of math teachers. Andy's interpretation: liberal claptrap in the schools.img |
![]() ![]() ![]() | 61 | Apparently youngsters aren't watching the NFL anymore. Andy thinks Conservapedia might have something to do with it.img |
[edit] September 2015
![]() ![]() ![]() | 32 | Who are you and what have you done with Andy Schlafly?!img |
![]() ![]() ![]() | 39 | The 2015 US Open Women's Singles final between Flavia Pennetta and Roberta Vinci proves that Conservapedia was right about Best of the Public at Wimbledon in 2013img. |
![]() ![]() ![]() | 49 | Fox News insufficiently homophobic and misogynist for Schlafly's liking.img |
![]() ![]() ![]() | 65 | Schlafly's severe homophobia and sense of martyrhood inspire a grassroots action campaignimg to boycott the NFL. |
[edit] August 2015
![]() ![]() ![]() | 30 | Speaking of technical issues... |
![]() ![]() ![]() | 42 | Andy, why do we have all these technical issues? "More of a spiritual focus here than at Wikipedia."img This just in: God hates computers. |
[edit] July 2015
![]() ![]() ![]() | 28 | Remember Ken's atheistic firefighter trying to stop God from burning down a house? In his latest analogyimg, atheism is a stewardice[sic] and God wants to bring the plane down so the passengers "die a horrible death". |
![]() ![]() ![]() | 27 | Hillary Clinton is running unopposed for the 2016 Democratic nomination.img(img) What about Sen. Bernie Sanders, Sen. Jim Webb and Gov. Martin O'Malley? |
[edit] June 2015
![]() ![]() ![]() | 57 | AugustO: Youimg knowimg nothingimg, Andrew Schlaflyimg! |
![]() ![]() ![]() | 40 | Everyone: A man motivated by racial hatred killed 9 African Americans. Andy: Let's make this about Facebook and video games!img |
![]() ![]() ![]() | 74 | Nature: New technique identifies primordial star, formed soon after Big Bang, in our vicinity. Andy: The oldest star in the universe is 6,000 light-years from Earth, as the Bible predicts.img |
[edit] May 2015
![]() ![]() ![]() | 48 | Andy's foundimg a newimg thing to obsess aboutimg, and he thinks he knows what happenedimg in the train crash in Philadelphia. Surprising everyone, he reveals that it was The Gay Agendaimg that crashed that train. |
[edit] April 2015
![]() ![]() ![]() | 30 | After feat upon incredible feat of total ineptitude (including either failing at "Where's Wally" or being able to count to six - decide for yourself), Ken defiantly takes his ball and runs homeimg in one quintessential example of manchildsmanship. Chapeau, Kendoll, and keep raising that bar! |
![]() ![]() ![]() | 21 | After Hillary announces her candidacy, Karajou adds a 4,035 character scree on Saul Alinskyimg to her page and marks the edit "minor". |
![]() ![]() ![]() | 68 | Conservapedia Fantasy:img Washington State Flies Communist Flag at State Capitol – Patriots Come Out & Take It Down. Reality:National flag is flown to welcome ambassador of state's largest trading partner (think iPhone), per standard procedure. Tea Partiers show up for photo op when Capitol maintenance guy and cop take it down after meeting. |
[edit] March 2015
![]() ![]() ![]() | 26 | Apparently Andy decides that race-baiting is the best way to express his displeasureimg img |
![]() ![]() ![]() | 42 | More proof that Andy doesn't care about small government, when it's implementing state-sanctioned bigotry.img |
![]() ![]() ![]() | 25 | TAR's effort to enhance CP as a reliable geography reference: conservative Long Beachimg img and Kootenai Idahoimg img receive different treatment based on spam-patrons. |
![]() ![]() ![]() | 48 | Fox News only pretends to be conservativeimg |
![]() ![]() ![]() | 33 | Meanwhile, in Andy's world: "The gay lobby has been increasingly influential over the Mormon Church"img |
![]() ![]() ![]() | 31 | Voldemort's verdict: not evil! (Arrghh atheism!!!11!)imgimg |
[edit] February 2015
![]() ![]() ![]() | 13 | TAR's sales pitch: move to the cp:American Redoubt where the Governors are corrupt, liberal, Democratic, and engaged to bisexuals.img img img |
![]() ![]() ![]() | 29 | User asks TAR why he ignores Manual of Style on the ordering of article sections. TAR responds that he wants to put footnotes in the "See also" section. |
![]() ![]() ![]() | 14 | Size matters, but simple math has TAR in a panic: one half = .5 = .50 = .500img img yet TAR must rename his category.img img |
![]() ![]() ![]() | 37 | CP's black history month: TAR spams African American bios to show that blacks want exactly what white people want: to migrate to Idaho with guns. [6]img img, [7]img img, [8]img img, [9]img img, [10]img img, [11]img img, [12]img img |
![]() ![]() ![]() | 28 | Ignoring Ed Poor's advice to focus on the political meaning of "Diversity", TAR farms it for spam links and throws away the Manual of Style.img img |
![]() ![]() ![]() | 40 | Better red than dead: Conservapedia seemingly backs Putin in covering Crimea, img South Ossetia img and Donetsk img as independent nations. Any enemy of Obama is a friend of CP. |
![]() ![]() ![]() | 32 | The first day back from his block, TAR kicks off his next article-writing spree with plagiarism img from amazon.com. Shouldn't you read a book before you create an article about it? img |
![]() ![]() ![]() | 16 | Even TAR is having second thoughts about the pro-2nd Amendment category label he awarded YouTube channel Nutnfancy before his break, disproving the theory that he will only do SEO for pro-2nd Amendment websites.img |
![]() ![]() ![]() | 27 | Karajou blocksimg user "Redbloodrightwing" for inserting "false information" about the Southern Strategy into the Barry Goldwater articleimg. |
![]() ![]() ![]() | 13 | Kenimg declares open season on TAR's Ayurvedic herbal cures, but got himself into a pickle.imgimg |
[edit] January 2015
![]() ![]() ![]() | 4 | Sound moral advice from CP: "It's Time for Right and Left to Follow the Lead of Bill Cosby"img |
![]() ![]() ![]() | 33 | User Conservative 19:30 15 January: I think you are on your way to having your blocking rights removed. Refer the matter to Karajou.img
User Karajou 09:43 16 January: I also don't think AugustO needs blocking rights removed.img User Conservative 20:33 16 January: Baaaarrrrffffff.img |
![]() ![]() ![]() | 27 | TAR can't keep his idols straight during his devotional worshipimg and can'timg accept the edits of fellow conservatives.img |
![]() ![]() ![]() | 30 | You know how Ken protects his masterpieces as soon as they are created? Well TAR has come up with a way to convert article talk pages into BATTLEGROUNDs as they are created.img |
![]() ![]() ![]() | 28 | There have been many lame edit wars on Conservapedia, but the boys are spending all afternoon fighting over whether talk page comments should be in chronological order.img |
![]() ![]() ![]() | 25 | Newbie TheAmericanRedoubt converts Buddhism from the religion of peace to the religion focused on gun rights.img And then 3 hours later reverts his own idiocyimg. |
![]() ![]() ![]() | 45 | Ken: Not only will I be too busy to edit CP, my alter ego(s) sharing my account will be busy too.img |
![]() ![]() ![]() | 54 | At least six users complain about a relatively new user who is turning Conservapedia into an "Ayurvedic medicine spam site". They plead for help, and in response, Andy just blanks out the discussion.img When AugustO restores the discussion, Ken blocks him for 48 hours. |
![]() ![]() ![]() | 51 | AugustO complains about Ken's sockpuppet HistoryBuff with diffs. Ken responds that the changes underlying the diffs were deleted.img AugustO supplies the deleted text and asks Andy to disapprove of Ken's sock. Andy just blanks out the discussionimg |
[edit] December 2014
![]() ![]() ![]() | 22 | Ken to a clueless newbie, TAR: "Ignore trolls (rude people). You can try to reason with someone who is acting a little gruff. But no sense wrestling with a proverbial pig in the proverbial mud. Feel free to steamroll over people who persist in being rude. You can ask an admin to mediate or ban a rude person."img |
![]() ![]() ![]() | 40 | Terry on MPR: Only by the grace of God does America still stand.img Along with North Korea, Iran, Syria... |
![]() ![]() ![]() | 43 | Ken: Yay! Thousands of Europeans Take to the Streets to Drive Out Islam.img Ken's source: These include such luminaries as the German "Hooligans against Islam" and the English Defence League. |
[edit] October 2014
![]() ![]() ![]() | 74 | In a desperate attempt to justify his beliefs, Karajou turns toimg parody sites. |
![]() ![]() ![]() | 56 | Jpatt gives us a scary insight into his thought processes... and the fact he doesn't get the concept of "consent": "Allowing gay marriage, means 60-year-olds can marry 10-year-olds."img |
![]() ![]() ![]() | 90 | Andy: Atheists can't explain the Blood Moon!img User: Oh really?img |
![]() ![]() ![]() | 40 | Conservapedia Proven Wrong in...img |
[edit] September 2014
![]() ![]() ![]() | 89 | In the battle between the wife beater and the liberal media, Andy sides with the wife beater.img |
![]() ![]() ![]() | 77 | In the battle between the child beater and the liberal media, Andy sides with the child beater.img |
[edit] August 2014
![]() ![]() ![]() | 106 | Andy: "Atheistic science is remarkably inept at explaining earthquakes, many of which are not near active faults."img I forget, how successful has religious science been with that? UPDATE Andy explains what "Atheistic science" isimg and then creates a new article about itimg. |
![]() ![]() ![]() | 77 | Reality: Maryam Mirzakhani becomes the first woman to win the Fields Medal. Conservapedia: No.img |
![]() ![]() ![]() | 38 | After AlanE muses about why CP does not note the anniversary of the start of WW I on its Main Page, Conservative responds with an insightful new article World War I and Darwinism that is immediately fully protected and promoted on the Main Page.A new reason to ban all night-time editing?img |
![]() ![]() ![]() | 89 | After AugustO and Conservative edit war over whether predictions about the "Question Evolution" campaign belong on Conservapedia Proven Wrong, Karajou deletesimg the whole page as "unencyclopedic". "Conservapedia Proven Right" is, of course, totally encyclopedic. |
[edit] July 2014
![]() ![]() ![]() | 68 | Andy trumpets that the conservative states of Nebraska, North & South Dakota and Utah have the lowest unemployment rates in the country.img Happily ignoring the other conservative states of Mississippi, Alabama, Arizona, Kentucky and Georgia, on the other end of the scale. |
![]() ![]() ![]() | 82 | Andy associates conservatism with an antiquated machine that has been nearly completely phased out in the industrialized worldimg. Well, whatever gets the number of conservative terms to double per century. |
![]() ![]() ![]() | 35 | Markman II finally gets kicked off the island for going MexMaximg |
[edit] June 2014
![]() ![]() ![]() | 90 | It's all Greek to Andrew Schlafly...img |
![]() ![]() ![]() | 70 | Reality: Right-wing white supremacists shoot policemen, drape corpses with Teabagger "Don't tread on me" flag. CP: "Fans of the evolutionary racist Adolf Hitler go on a shooting spree.img |
![]() ![]() ![]() | 4 | Ken: Overweight professor yells at equally overweight Christianimg ... right? |
[edit] May 2014
![]() ![]() ![]() | 44 | WARNING!!: Having your dad direct part of a Hollywood movie, can lead to you going on a killing spree.img Ken reminds us that video games and liberalism does this, too.img |
![]() ![]() ![]() | 43 | Nearly 6,000 pages on Conservapedia are "orphans"img - pages that have no links to them from anywhere else on the website, and are therefore to all intents and purposes, invisible. |
![]() ![]() ![]() | 48 | Six years onimg, and FOIA is still writing the Alger Hiss articleimg which is moving in on even the Atheism and Obama articles in number of editsimg, and is the longest single article on CPimg. However, despite being the third most edited article, it does not feature on the Main Page list of Most Popular articles, because Ken de Meyer didn't write it. |
[edit] April 2014
![]() ![]() ![]() | 61 | Ken Demyer on the main page of CP: "Military personnel are leaving the United States Navy SEALs in record numbers due to influx of sissy boy homosexuals who don't fit into its meritocracy culture."img |
![]() ![]() ![]() | 111 | Something is 6000 years old. Therefore, everything is 6000 years oldimg |
![]() ![]() ![]() | 66 | The Demyer Test for political suitability: How do candidates respond to having shoes thrown at them?img |
![]() ![]() ![]() | 45 | Conservapedia on April 6th: |
![]() ![]() ![]() | 59 | 1,300,000 views at Conservapedia in March 2014! 8th best number of views in a March since 2007! More views than io.wikipedia.org! (you know, the Wikipedia written in Ido, a fork of Esperanto....) |
[edit] March 2014
![]() ![]() ![]() | 89 | The real reason Crimea joined Russia? To avoid same-sex marriage!img |
[edit] February 2014
![]() ![]() ![]() | 78 | Andy: The latest story from CNN gives as an example a 10-month-old child, who would instinctively fight any overt attempt at euthanasia (just as an unborn child does).img No surprise that his course on writingimg was terminated prematurely... |
[edit] January 2014
![]() ![]() ![]() | 78 | Detective Schlafly finds a new mystery: why have liberals turned against Justin Bieber?img With his amazing skills of deduction, he solves the case: 'cuz Bieber's pro-life. |
![]() ![]() ![]() | 95 | Andyland: Conservapedia proven right! Hawking says black holes don't exist!img Reality: Of course there's black holes; Hawking just thinks they might be grey. |
![]() ![]() ![]() | 69 | Andy's anti-intellectualism on display: "eloquent wisdom" now equals "liberal claptrap."img |
![]() ![]() ![]() | 68 | Conservapedia proven rightimg as Overrated Sports Star Tom Brady falls in defeat... to even more Overrated Sports Star Peyton Manning. |
![]() ![]() ![]() | 136 | Andy takes his misunderstanding of physics to a whole new level: "uncertainty principle: an underlying chaos (uncertainty) at the atomic level in the physical world after the Fall of man, which renders a perpetual motion machine and life beyond 120 years impossible"img. |
![]() ![]() ![]() | 35 | Ken wins his latest argument with the evolutionistsimg. Admit it. The man in the picture is pretty fat. You can't explain that! |
![]() ![]() ![]() | 56 | Andy: "Evil contributes to the reasons why non-conservatives exist"img |


