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The Celtic Church is a semi-mythical, quasi-historical quasi-entity, which existed in north west Europe in the latter half of the first millennium. Because the Celts act as a kind of "indigenous"/"tribal" proxy for people of European origin, they are frequently associated with urban fantasies about nature and primitive life. And the Celtic Church/Christianity guff out there reflects this.
The popular misconceptions:
- The Celtic Church was a New Age before its time, full of druids, who loved plants and animals, and the great outdoors.
- It was an independent church.
- All of its prayers were in English (and some were unheard of before the 19th and 20th centuries).
- They liked synthesisers and harps in their music.
- They worshipped rocks.
- They didn't make war.
Basically all of this is designed to make pantheism and New Agey-ness a little more palatable to a middle class Christian audience.
Contrary to popular belief, it was not a separate entity from the Roman Catholic Church at all, just a somewhat detached portion, that ended up getting cut off from it by a series of Germanic invasions and population movements in northern Europe. As a result, it developed some idiosyncrasies such as hereditary abbots, funny tonsures, and its own way of dating Easter. These were sorted out at the Synod of Whitby, when the Vatican's caucus basically bullied its way into "correcting" many of these "errors".
A few genuine facts about the Celtic church:
- It produced wonderful manuscripts. Some of the best illuminated works of Western Europe including the Book of Kells and the Lindisfarne Gospel came out of this tradition.
- It had a lot of saints. And we mean a lot. Some of them you'll never have heard of, guaranteed.
- Some of the Celtic saints are Christianized versions of ancient Celtic gods such as Bride/Bridget, but this was not unusual at the time. The Celtic Church was not that much more "pagan" than many of the other tendencies in Christendom.
- Some of their churchmen such as St. Columba were actually warriors and statesmen, rather than pacifists.
- They helped Christianize England (especially the North) and set up educational institutions in many parts of Europe.
- None of them wrote cute prayers in flowery English. Some of its members could speak Anglo-Saxon though.
- They loved being hermits, and living on small islands. That part is true.
- Their clergymen could marry. Many Scottish and Irish surnames have ecclesiastical origins e.g. MacNab, MacPherson, Haggarty etc. Note, however, that married clergy were also not unusual at the time; married priests in the Latin Church, while officially forbidden, were generally tolerated until the eleventh century.
- A fairly typical webpage full of Celtic Christian guff (note the unreliable sources)
- i.e. the role taken up by Native Americans, Australian Aborigines etc elsewhere.