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"Hi, Billy Mays here for the Ancap Bingo!" A bingo card to make arguments with anarcho-capitalists go a bit more smoothly. Since most of them use the same few arguments, just mark 'em off as you see 'em.
Ancap Bingo
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| "Democracy is tyranny of the majority!" | "The Federal Reserve is slavery!" | "What you're talking about is corporatism, not capitalism!" | "Public education is indoctrination!" | Shilling for cryptocurrency |
| Defense of child labor | Unironic "communism is when the government does things" | "People will be able to work for as much or as little as they please!" | Cites Ayn Rand/Ludwig von Mises | "The free market regulates itself!" |
| Private defense agencies, which will totally not become the mob | "Workers are just a leech on society!" | TAXATION = THEFT! (FREE SPACE) |
Goldbuggery | Promotion of sovereign citizen/freeman on the land/other pseudolegal woo |
| "Monopolies can only form with the assistance of a government!" | "This is a problem in our current society, so how is this a criticism against anarcho-capitalism?" | "Privatization will make everything cheaper and more efficient!" | One world government/New World Order conspiracy theories | Advocating for lowering the age of consent |
| "That would violate the non-aggression principle, so there's no way that's happening in an anarcho-capitalist society!" | "Welfare programs just keep people poor!" | Global warming denial | "If you don't like an anarcho-capitalist society, you can just move somewhere else!" | "The government is going to take your guns!" |