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Fun:Liberals: The Garnering
Liberals: The garnering is a new, totally non-plagiarised card game based on the wisdom of Conservapedia.
The Liberal Tools deck[edit]
L - Creatures[edit]
MexMax — serious deceit!
PalMD is a necessity when going up against any quack-based conservative deck.
Ryan isn't good for anything, really. This makes him the best choice when you have to sacrifice a card.
L - Instant[edit]
L - Enchantment[edit]
With Liberal Deceits, you can easily rebuff conservative arguments, and even damage the credibility of prominent conservatives by holding them to a higher standard than you hold yourself. A must for any liberal deck!
When b&s are flying left, right and centre — Tor is the way.
Teh Ghey — This enchantment destroys conservative creatures; no effect on liberals.
L - Sorcery[edit]
L - Artifacts[edit]
The Conservative deck[edit]
C - Creatures[edit]
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Karajou — banhammering himself a bigger e-penis each day! A must for any serious player.
Conservative — so repressed he could make a black hole feel the pinch. Possibly the gayest man alive and quote miner par excellence.
Phyllis Schlafly — even more powerful than her idiot spawn. Able to rally all conservatives on the field!
The TK is a hot-potato, nobody wants it! Useful when opponent gains abilities such as Commie Agitprop.
Need intervention? Call Mr. Bush!
C - Instant[edit]
C - Enchantments[edit]
90/10 rule — a very powerful card indeed. Stifles all known dissent dead!
Homeschooling — Children are society's future, make sure that the future agrees with your prejudices!
C - Sorcery[edit]
Memory hole — nuke inconvenient truths and all traces of liberal mockery from the page history! Cross fingers and hope no-one took screenshots.
C - Artifacts[edit]
Use the weapon of gun to defend your God-given right to property; but be careful, since it's only largely defensive.
Tin-foil hat — standard issue for CP sysops. Renders wearer immune to reason and argument.
C - Equipment[edit]
Creation science — sad, but true.
The Chaotic Evil deck[edit]
E - Creatures[edit]
Bohdan — resident wandal.