Fun:North Korea

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North Korea is the f*cking worst country on earth. No, seriously! If you are born there, than you are cursed for the rest of your life, because you are not even authorized to leave the country!. Anyway, it is officially owned by f*cking Kim Jong Un. It pretends to be Democratic People's Republic of Korea, while in reality it is absolutly f*cking not democratic.

Things forbidden in North Korea[edit]

  1. Wearing a jean
  2. Drinking Coca-Cola
  3. Driving a car (exept if you have a special authorization from the leader)
  4. Waching something from another country
  5. Having a Bible
  6. Having a Quran
  7. Not being part of Juche
  8. Having a hairstyle other than one authorized by the government
  9. Not having a photo of the leader at home
  10. Celebrating your birthday if it is at the same day than the death of Kim Il Sung and Kim Jong Il
  11. Not participating at the elections every 5 years (each time only one person, obviously Kim Jong Un, participates)
  12. Having the same name as the leader
  13. Leaving the country (exept with a special authorization from the leader)