Fun:Question of the Day

Completely random questions, which serve to stimulate discourse. Or alleviate boredom. Whichever. Answer as truthfully as possible!

Jan. 14, 2008

Question

If moving your hands is called gesticulating, why aren't our hands called gesticles?

Answers

Because it would sound too much like "testicles". -- Radioactive afikomen ^{Please ignore all my awful pre-2014 comments.} 15:10, 14 January 2008 (EST)

And just think, another body part that wouldn't be able to have an article at CP. --Edgerunner⁷⁶ 07:36, 16 January 2008 (EST)

Jan. 15, 2008

Question

How many Conservapedians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Answers

No, I don't know the answer, but certainly it won't be a CFL (compact fluorescent lightbulb), which will kill all of us with its mercury content. I remember an 'interesting' article or discussion about that, with Andy's contribution, a long time ago, but can't find it right now: CFL is about sports. Ed @^{but not the Poor one!} 05:36, 16 January 2008 (EST)

Huh, I thought that Conservapedians were only good at screwing things up, not in. --88.191.57.15 07:33, 16 January 2008 (EST)

Surely they would have faith that God would screw it in for them - Genghis ^{And God said "Let there be lightbulbs"} 08:04, 16 January 2008 (EST)

In conservapedia the light bulb screws you.--Bob^{bing up} 12:46, 16 January 2008 (EST)

Obviously more than they have on hand to do it - since they seem to be living in the dark... human 14:29, 16 January 2008 (EST)

Jan. 16, 2008

Is the Hokey Cokey what it's all about? Silver Sloth 07:38, 16 January 2008 (EST)

Do you mean the Hokey Pokey? -- Radioactive afikomen ^{Please ignore all my awful pre-2014 comments.} 12:49, 16 January 2008 (EST)

This rather good Wikipedia article will explain why, although you would mean the Hokey Pokey, I would mean the Hokey Cokey - Tomato, tomato etc. Silver Sloth 14:38, 16 January 2008 (EST)

Don't you mean potato, potato? :) -- Radioactive afikomen ^{Please ignore all my awful pre-2014 comments.} 14:50, 16 January 2008 (EST)

Or perhaps rubato, rubato? --AKjeldsen^Godspeed! 14:55, 16 January 2008 (EST)

Domo origato, Mr. Roboto! human 15:45, 16 January 2008 (EST)

Oh, let's call the whole thing off! Silver Sloth 15:55, 16 January 2008 (EST)

Party pooper. The fun was just beginning. I hadn't even begun passing the drugs out. :( -- Radioactive afikomen ^{Please ignore all my awful pre-2014 comments.} 17:25, 16 January 2008 (EST)

Mr Porter made the rules on that one. As for the party, what a swelegant, elegant party this is. Silver Sloth 17:32, 16 January 2008 (EST)

Why, you're so elegant yourself, Silver Sloth, that if you were anymore elegant, you'd be named Gold Sloth! Hahahahahaha! ...Oh, that wasn't funny et al. -- Radioactive afikomen ^{Please ignore all my awful pre-2014 comments.} 17:37, 16 January 2008 (EST)

I keep thinking/reading "silverfish". Ugh. No offense, of course, to you, Mr. Sloth. human 20:11, 16 January 2008 (EST)

Get it—"wasn't funny et al"? Et al, at all? ...I know, still not funny. -- Radioactive afikomen ^{Please ignore all my awful pre-2014 comments.} 02:02, 17 January 2008 (EST)

Jan. 17, 2008

If God really did exist, how many times would he have smote Andrew Schlafly by now?

Answers 080117

Phli times. Genghis ^Calculating 18:43, 17 January 2008 (EST)

God can smite people .97 times? I call foul, Genghis. It has to be at least once. -- Radioactive afikomen ^{Please ignore all my awful pre-2014 comments.} 19:03, 17 January 2008 (EST)

Doesn't the existence of Andrew Schlafly almost disprove the existence of any gods? Unless he was placed here, along with the dinosaur bones, to test our faith. I agree though, that the idea that someone can be smited smoted smitten .97 times is as absurd as the idea of a doughnut without holes in it. --BillOhannity^godvelocity. 20:35, 17 January 2008 (EST)

Of course Schlafly was sent here to test our faith. He's like L. Ron Hubbard with a law degree. -- Radioactive afikomen ^{Please ignore all my awful pre-2014 comments.} 20:41, 17 January 2008 (EST)

Shouldn't it be smoten or smitten? (if anyone can, then god can smite fractionally - omnipotence rules) Susan^Purrrrrrr 14:26, 18 January 2008 (EST)

Jan. 18, 2008

Question 080118

Where's today's question?

Answers 080118

• The answer is obviously: "Today's question is above."--Bob^{bing up} 12:35, 18 January 2008 (EST)
• OR. Today's question was eaten by Heidrun.--Bob^{bing up} 12:45, 18 January 2008 (EST)