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- Man walks into doctor's office, says he's depressed, life seems cruel and harsh.
- Doctor says that treatment is simple.
- The great clown, Pagliacci, is in town and the man should go see him. That will cheer him up.
- The man breaks down, weeping, and says - "But doctor, I am Pagliacci."
“”With the first link, the chain is forged. The first speech censured, the first thought forbidden, the first freedom denied, chains us all irrevocably.
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“”Some people see the world as it is and ask "why?" Others see the world as it could be and ask "why not?"
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“”To sin by silence when we should protest makes cowards out of men.
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Let me 'splain. No there is too much. Let me sum up:
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Me[edit]
I'm a man who knows what he hates.
Here's a list that will inevitably grow and could become quite long:
- Conservatives
- Euphemisms
- Willfully ignorant people (probably already covered by Conservatives above)
- Carnies (small hands, smell like cabbage)
- Organized religion
- Knowing that many terrible things will happen today
- Knowing that I can't do anything about them
- Knowing that many of those that can, won't
My Sandbox
My personal Side-by-Side refutation template page
Signature page
Nickname page
Log link
Back and forth with Senators Specter (R-PA.) and Casey (D-PA.) on telecom immunity
What has dropped from my (metaphorical) wikiwomb[edit]
- Mainspace:
- Rapture
- Goat
- Crystals
- Chickenhawk
- Larry Craig
- Bill O'Reilly
- Republican Party
- Family values
- Supply-side economics
- Conservatism
- Atheist thumper
- Earth
- Public relations
- Atom
- Phyllis Schlafly
- Inquisition
- Ann Coulter
- Evidence against a recent creation
- Originalism
- Young Earth creationism
- Speed of light
- Metapedia
- Osama bin Laden
- Judicial activism
- Creationism
- Galileo gambit
- Tao Te Ching
- Kool-Aid
- Greed
- Christian Science
- Brown dwarf
- Radical Republicans
- Reconstruction
- Carpetbagger
- Omniscience
- Cain
- Abel
- G'Tach
- Sean Hannity
- Michelle Malkin
- Proton
- Electron
- Norse mythology
- Advertising
- Main Page
- Benjamin Franklin
- Princess Diana
- Griswold v. Connecticut
- Ufology
- Denyse O'Leary
- Wikipedia
- Homeschooling
- Dictatorship
- American Civil Liberties Union
- Space
- Socialism
- Anthropology
- Homosexual agenda
- Confederate States of America
- Pyramid
- Discovery Institute
- William Dembski
- Jimmy Swaggart
- Rush Limbaugh
- Anthropic principle
- Conservapedia
- Afterlife
- Reaction formation
- United States dollar
- Schadenfreude
- Jean-Jacques Rousseau
- Brazil
- Superstition
- Secure the border
- FAQ for the Newly Deconverted
- 2008 United States presidential election
- Book of Numbers
- Book of Job
- Log Cabin Republicans
- Christianity
- Arthur C. Clarke
- Tu quoque
- Book of Judges
- Probability
- Creation science
- Sun
- Myths and facts about immigration to the United States
- Ronald Reagan
- Evil Jew
- Compassionate conservatism
- Oxymoron
- Irreducible complexity
- Roger Ailes
- New World Order
- Ich bin ein Berliner
- Demonic possession
- George Washington
- Isaac Newton
- Michael Behe
- Robert Hooke
- Tax protester
- Libertarianism
- Kathryn Jean Lopez
- Starlight problem
- Uri Geller
- What the Bleep Do We Know?
- Quantum woo
- True Cross
- Iraq War
- Blackwater
- Democracy
- Virgin birth
- Answers in Genesis
- Snake handling
- Jerry Falwell Sr.
- Cannabis
- Genocide
- John Birch Society
- Blasphemy
- Mary Magdalene
- Zionism
- Jesus
- Biblical scientific errors
- Old Earth creationism
- Church of the SubGenius
- Invisible Pink Unicorn
- Church of Scientology
- Discordianism
- Heaven
- Charles Darwin
- Concern troll
- Catastrophism
- Alcohol
- Fred Phelps
- Joseph
- Josephus
- Joseph (Old Testament)
- Pantera
- Last Thursdayism
- Bill of Rights (United States)
- Big Bang
- Joseph of Arimathea
- Extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence
- Ron Paul
- Book of Exodus
- Book of Leviticus
- Book of Deuteronomy
- Book of Ruth
- Ecclesiastes
- Song of Solomon
- Book of Ezekiel
- Aristotle
- Dan Quayle
- Bangladesh
- Joe Lieberman
- Charity
- Mitt Romney
- Holocaust
- Pro-life
- Calvinism
- Bible
- WWJD
- The Heritage Foundation
- The Christian Post
- Illuminati
- Book of Lamentations
- Extraterrestrial
- Unidentified flying object
- Epistle of Jude
- Mike Huckabee
- Electronic voice phenomenon
- Ghost Hunters
- John Todd
- Second Coming
- Left Behind
- Religious pareidolia
- Noah's Ark
- Ten Commandments
- Sweden
- Classroom prayer
- Fox Business Network
- Silver Ring Thing
- Benito Mussolini
- Ghost
- Cult
- Anonymous
- Fox News
- Teleology
- Barry Setterfield
- Science
- Pentecostal
- Bible thumper
- Encyclopædia Dramatica
- CreationWiki
- Texas sharpshooter fallacy
- Manifest destiny
- Dominionism
- Millennialism
- Helium
- Supernatural
- BDSM
- Peyote
- Leap year
- Ken Ham
- JPANDS
- Internet law
- Magdalene laundry
- Jerusalem syndrome
- Social guidance film
- Meritocracy
- Darwin fish
- Transitional fossil
- Surviving crucifixion
- Homo neanderthalensis
- Role-playing game
- Mormonism
- Jesus Camp
- God
- Michael Savage
- Weiner
- Expelled: No Intelligence Allowed
- Parents Television and Media Council
- Homophobia
- God Hates Shrimp
- John McCain
- Hillary Clinton
- Atheism
- Baraminology
- Isaac Asimov
- Moon landing hoax
- Banana argument
- Egypt
- Problem of evil
- Evolution
- Ramadan
- Islam
- Allah
- Richard Lenski
- Lenski affair
- Intelligent design and academic freedom
- Chemistry
- Tharsis
- Answers Research Journal
- Gospel of Matthew
- Gospel of Mark
- Barack Obama
- Rudy Giuliani
- Sarah Palin
- Dick Cheney
- Political correctness
- Richard Nixon
- Religulous
- Bill Clinton
- Global flood
- Abortion
- Baruch Spinoza
- Ask Darwinists
- Andrew Schlafly
- Autism omnibus trial
- Sam Brownback
- Omphalos hypothesis
- Gravity
- Prayer
- African American Vernacular English
- Basilosaurus
- Antonin Scalia
- Hugo Chávez
- Tea Party movement
- Idolatry
- Darwinius masillae
- Sin
- Martin Luther King Jr.
- Judicial review
- Intelligent design
- A Storehouse of Knowledge
- McLibel trial
- Biblical contradictions
- Answers in Genesis-Creation Ministries International's Statement of Faith
- Creation Museum
- Acts of the Apostles
- Infidel
- Michele Bachmann
- Origin of Species (2009)
- Association fallacy
- Gospel of Philip
- 2012 apocalypse
- Margaret Thatcher
- Spotlight fallacy
- Number of the Beast
- Infinity
- Lebanon
- The Daily Show
- Creationist escape hatch
- Improbable things happen
- Obama citizenship denial
- Simpson's paradox
- Circular reasoning
- Arguments evolution supporters shouldn't use
- Of Pandas and People
- Creation Week
- J. Edgar Hoover
- Priory of Sion
- Creation Ministries International
- VenomFangX
- Das Kapital
- Bobby Jindal
- Agnosticism
- Judas Iscariot
- Shakespeare authorship
- Harold Camping
- Abraham Lincoln
- Benedict XVI
- Ray Comfort
- Joanne Nova
- Newt Gingrich
- 2012 United States presidential election
- Christian evangelism
- Paul Broun
- Hell
- Mainstream media
- WallBuilders
- Great Beethoven fallacy
- Patriot Bible University
- Theocracy
- Gretchen Carlson
- Tammy Bruce
- Constitutional Sheriffs and Peace Officers Association
- Kent Hovind
- Aristarchus of Samos
- Institute for Creation Research
- Ron Pisaturo
- Cladistics
- Conservapedia:
- Trusworthy
- DeMyer's Laws
- Scarcity
- Night of the Blunt Knives
- Karajou
- 2008 - A year in review
- Symmetry between the sun and the moon
- Newcomer's Guide
- How did you find CP?
- Terry Hurlbut
- IP blocks
- Philip J. Rayment/Wikipedia
- Bugler
- Guidelines
- JessicaT
- History of the English Language
- Blocking the planet
- Roger Schlafly
- Liberal denials about history
- Sysops
- Conservative parables
- Ed Poor
- Conservative
- What is going on at CP?
- Conservapedian mathematics
- Timeline
- Conservapedian relativity
- World History Lecture Three
- World History Lecture Two
- World History Lecture One
- World History Lecture Six
- World History Lecture Fourteen
- World History Lecture Seven
- World History Lecture Eight
- Evolution
- Atheism
- World History Lecture Five
- World History Lecture Four
- World History Lecture Nine
- World History Lecture Eleven
- World History Lecture Ten
- World History Lecture Thirteen
- World History Lecture Twelve
- Debate:
- Poll Electoral College, 2008
- God as TK
- Have you read spiritual texts besides the Bible?
- Measuring how secular we really are
- Should we feed the trolls
- Has George Bush displayed questionable judgment and deserve to be impeached?
- Palin or Bush?
- Political polarization
- If Conservapedia was a country, which country would it be?
- Block Earthland permanently?
- Can atheists call themselves true skeptics?
- Dealing with community growth at RationalWiki
- Who is the biggest idiot at CP?
- Socialized healthcare
- Is Andy Schlafly Racist?
- Inactivity
- Is Conservapedia a true reflection of American conservatism?
- Religious beliefs and public office
- Iraq War
- Falsifiability
- The mobocracy
- Should a just government provide healthcare to its citizens?
- Things we may or may not believe in
- Liberal beliefs
- Essay:
- How Conservapedia isn't comparable to a (communistic) totalitarian regime
- Conservatives and odd heads/faces
- Complexity limits an Omnipotent Deity
- The Bible, the comic book of the ancient near east
- Defense of My Religion
- TV shows on which CP sysops should appear
- Happy day
- Electoral college 269-269 tie
- Why I eat meat
- Annotating an idiot
- The Truth about Global Warming
- Contradictions in Acts
- HowTo:Be a Conservative
- Reasoning for religious conservatives
- Constitution of the New America
- Where do you fall in the abortion debate?
- Template:
- User CornyBush
- CPPOV
- User CreepyAndy
- Now
- Ralph Wiggum
- Batshit insane
- Dumbening warning
- Sysop pledge
- Talkpage
- Holydaze
- RationalWiki Slogan
- Fake essay
- User chemistry
- Age
- 3d6
- Cp
- Stub
- Billy Mays
- Rndname
- Holydaze/0930
- Page is goat
- Wikipedia article
- Fun:
- Carny
- F.U.N.
- Corporate whore
- Wedgie strategy
- Philosophy
- Half-assed
- The Ninth Circle of Presidential Hell
- NASCAR
- Theological breakthroughs
- Normal
- Ten Commandments
- Tripe
- Kevin
- Red links
- Dino traffic should pick up
- Tuesday
- Halloween
- Sudden Moron Syndrome
- List of wisdom
- Liberal Tools
- Conservative denial
- Right wing bastards
- Creationist argument Bingo
- Crucifiction
- How would you describe CP?
- Faggot
- Jesus
- Pittsburgh
- Kansas
- Connecticut
- Question of the Day
- RationalWiki favorite Pope contest
- Minnesota
- New Mexico
- Weird states
- Kentucky
- Maine
- Pennsylvania
- South Carolina
- Alabama
- George W. Bush
- List of mistakes made by God
- Virginia
- Really embarrassing liberals
- Flying Spaghetti Monster
- Alaska
- Cat
- Star Wars
- Really embarrassing conservatives
- Andrew Schlafly