Fun talk:You have two cows

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Sad cow disease[edit]

A lot of jokes on here are buffalo chips at best. 32℉uzzy; 0℃atPotato (talk/stalk) 05:09, 28 November 2017 (UTC)


The "probability" one said "You 2 cows". Is this intentional? I found a Reddit thread which would appear to indicate that this is not a typo.--Кřěĵ (ṫåɬк) 07:30, 10 December 2017 (UTC)

Anyone?--Кřěĵ (ṫåɬк) 10:44, 29 April 2019 (UTC)

You have two cows[edit]

And have to deal with the incel-bull support group talking about how they are intending to go on the 'running of the bulls' and show those cows but (non-excuses). Anna Livia (talk) 12:30, 20 February 2019 (UTC)


... no reference to mootatis mootandis? Anna Livia (talk) 19:31, 7 March 2019 (UTC)

Out of curiosity...[edit]

Is the /r/The_Donald entry sarcastic or just being contrarian for the hell of it? I might be a pinkocommieleftist but I wouldn't describe an opposing party as "the enemy" just for running. Apologies if this comes across as whining, just wanted to make sure. Towards-the Unknown (talk) 23:27, 17 April 2019 (UTC)

Kill all the cows![edit]

Or maybe have voting and a "best of two cows" page? --Annanoon (talk) 08:58, 17 May 2019 (UTC)


I'd like to add Kotlin to the programming languages :

  • Kotlin: You have two cows. They are like the Java Cows, but much more concise and everyone loves them, but management refuses to let you milk because it's actually fun again, even though they produce the same quality of milk — Unsigned, by: / talk