Fun talk:You have two cows

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Sad cow disease[edit]

A lot of jokes on here are buffalo chips at best. FuzzyCatPotato!™ (talk/stalk) 05:09, 28 November 2017 (UTC)


The "probability" one said "You 2 cows". Is this intentional? I found a Reddit thread which would appear to indicate that this is not a typo.--Кřěĵ (ṫåɬк) 07:30, 10 December 2017 (UTC)

Anyone?--Кřěĵ (ṫåɬк) 10:44, 29 April 2019 (UTC)

You have two cows[edit]

And have to deal with the incel-bull support group talking about how they are intending to go on the 'running of the bulls' and show those cows but (non-excuses). Anna Livia (talk) 12:30, 20 February 2019 (UTC)


... no reference to mootatis mootandis? Anna Livia (talk) 19:31, 7 March 2019 (UTC)

Out of curiosity...[edit]

Is the /r/The_Donald entry sarcastic or just being contrarian for the hell of it? I might be a pinkocommieleftist but I wouldn't describe an opposing party as "the enemy" just for running. Apologies if this comes across as whining, just wanted to make sure. Towards-the Unknown (talk) 23:27, 17 April 2019 (UTC)

Kill all the cows![edit]

Or maybe have voting and a "best of two cows" page? --Annanoon (talk) 08:58, 17 May 2019 (UTC)


I'd like to add Kotlin to the programming languages :

  • Kotlin: You have two cows. They are like the Java Cows, but much more concise and everyone loves them, but management refuses to let you milk because it's actually fun again, even though they produce the same quality of milk — Unsigned, by: / talk

To be added[edit]

Something to do with 'moosic'. Anna Livia (talk) 20:04, 1 May 2020 (UTC)


My little mention of this page in the Bar and my edits seems to have caused a chain-reaction of editing! Hurrah, and good job, me team RW! Twodots (talk) 22:00, 30 December 2020 (UTC)

I've been meaning to cut some of the fat, but you indeed spurred me to get on with it. 🎄Chef Moosolini’s Ristorante Italiano🎄Ask about our holiday specials! 22:17, 30 December 2020 (UTC)
Happy to be of service. Twodots (talk) 23:10, 30 December 2020 (UTC)
Well done twodots... wait, not well done. Who gives a shit. AceModerator 23:14, 30 December 2020 (UTC)
Ow, my feelings. Twodots (talk) 05:35, 31 December 2020 (UTC)
Kinda wondering the point of some of these cuts? It's a joke page. Most of the ones that I can see someone read as being offensive are jabs at the site culture (the DeviantART and FFnet examples for instance make fun of the sheer amount of "bad OCs" those sites used to drudge out). I know it's getting warred over by some dumbass troll, but I don't... quite see the point of pruning some of these examples. Techpriest (I am Alpharius! / Pencil.png / Tux icon.png / Shield.png) 12:27, 31 December 2020 (UTC)
I agree, truth be told. While some of them needed to go, like the one originally removed by Twodots, the removal of some is genuinely puzzling to me. Though if we're pruning, I'd be fine with removing all the non-missional fancruft. - Linneris (talk) 13:29, 31 December 2020 (UTC)

────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────A lot of what I (and others) cut simply wasn't funny. The DeviantART one I removed, for example, is a joke that's been made hundreds of times. It wasn't funny. That's all. Twodots (talk) 16:52, 31 December 2020 (UTC)

But it wasn't made on this page yet, so that would make it entertaining to make. Techpriest (I am Alpharius! / Pencil.png / Tux icon.png / Shield.png) 23:49, 31 December 2020 (UTC)
I would add to this conversation the following. Funspace has always been just for fun. It's in the title. It's also supposed to be all inclusive. It's not someones subjective view of what is funny. It should not be limited to the subjective sense of humor of anyone. Just because you don't find something funny, or because you find the joke (that was made a decade ago) old today, is no reason for removing it. Funspace also doesn't need to be missional. If it needed to, we could just nuke all of it, because none of the funspace articles are missional. I'm still really upset at what happened here. And I'm disheartened that Duce, an editor I have profound respect for, played such a big part in this purge that took the fun out of funspace. Knight CommanderIn ServiceTo HerGoatness 06:17, 2 January 2021 (UTC)
Funspace isn’t meant to mean “fun for everyone”. It’s just a place people dump their own humour. It’s not mainspace so if you don’t laugh at it or like it just fucking leave it. AceModerator 06:30, 2 January 2021 (UTC)