Hello. I am BabyLuigiOnFire. I am a Wiki Sysop (not that it matters or that it's a very special status lol). I'm fairly experienced with coding in MediaWiki, but I'm still fairly new to this community so I'm still learning my way around it. I've been actually lurking this site, reading and enjoying the humor in the articles here as far back as....well when Conservapedia used to be the primary butt of jokes here, so I know several of the community in-jokes and whatnot despite being created here only very recently. My primary activities here include gnomework (ie making many minor edits to articles, fixing formatting, fixing grammar, etc.), sourcing statements in articles, formatting sources better, and uploading various images, especially logos for websites. Oh, and I eat vandals every now and then.
If you can't tell by my user name, I love video games and I'm fairly knowledgeable in that subject. I'm very good at writing video game articles, especially on another wiki site I go to, MarioWiki, to the point where I consider myself a WikiOgre, going on large bouts of semi-activity, but suddenly going on rampages with video game articles and expanding it to the death. This article, Mario Sports Superstars is among one of my finest works on MarioWiki, nearly everything about the game is written, coded, and uploaded by me on that article. Baby Luigi is my favorite fictional character of all time, obviously. Don't ask me why he's set on fire as my user name, though. I know a lot of industry bullshit such as loot boxes, micro-transactions, mistreatment of reviewers, and yes, toilet scum. Grand Theft Auto V is my favorite murder simulator, I enjoy setting a diverse cast of pedestrians on fire and running over random blokes over with my totally awesome city bus, though Spore: Galactic Adventures is a better genocide simulator and I enjoy blowing up any civilization with my Planet Buster. If you see me on the streets looking like Baby Luigi, you better run, because I'll mirror my activities there in real life if I went so far to literally being Baby Luigi, obviously.
I also have interest in big giant nothing, the big giant formerly Communist icebox and its culture, giving a nonexistent group people equal rights, meteorology, death, destruction, and explosions. I enjoy science in general, but I don't have an amazing regulation of my attention span so all of this data, statistics, and numbers and stuff fall out of my attention quickly so I'll just take another expert's word on it than do any of the conclusion work myself. I like the dumb blue uniform freaks that drive black and white cars.
I also spend a lot of my spare time creating video game modifications, with model imports being my specialty and my future career is entirely based on working with 3D models for video game development. Currently, I know how to model import the following games: Super Smash Bros. Brawl, New Super Mario Bros. Wii, Mario Kart Wii, Mario Party 9, Super Smash Bros. for Nintendo 3DS, Super Smash Bros. for Wii U, Garry's Mod, Left 4 Dead 2, and Grand Theft Auto V.
I can get pretty nasty at times. I think I'm a fairly complex character. Some days, I can act like a level-headed gentleman who would be kind to hold a dispute, but other days, I have a very harsh, no-nonsense attitude, especially towards people I don't respect. I don't have a high tolerance towards stupidity, and RTFM and its variations would be a fairly common response from me.
LeftyGreenMario is my stupid identical twin sister. I am superior to her in every way.
Isle Delfino's Law Enforcement Is Dumb
Look at the wanted poster. Is that a descriptive poster that can be used to catch a suspect? No. There's no color in it, for starters, and the picture itself is so crudely drawn that no wonder some of the cops there mistook Mario for a blue-colored Mario clone that acts extremely suspiciously and has glowing red eyes. And how do they not know who Mario is? Mario is Mushroom Kingdom's most famous celebrity, and while you can argue that Isle Delfino may be separate from Mushroom Kingdom, surely, the residents of Isle Delfino should know about Mario's deeds, especially when it comes to rescuing Mushroom Kingdom's princess? Wouldn't it also be very fishy that right after this Mario-impersonator vandalized the island with the paint-like goop, that Mario himself stepped out of the plane, with Princess Peach as his passenger...you know, the Princess Peach, descended from a line of royalty? Surely, this will cause a media stir in the Mushroom Kingdom if they find out that Mario has been imprisoned for a crime he did not commit. Not to mention, the evidence presented was weak at the trial, all they had was the aftermath of the crime, and they had no description of the suspect, and that Mario has absolutely no history of criminal activity. Yet, at the trial, the defense is overruled anyway as soon as Princess Peach makes an objection, you know, the ruler of Mushroom Kingdom itself being denied a defense.
Why would Mario want to vacation there again? Why are the Piantas the good guys?
Can we document this in the police brutality article? I think it's a legit case.
Peach Dome Tournament Cops Should Have Continued Chasing Wario and Waluigi
I get it that 911 was dialed on these two known doppelgangers vandalizing an image of two famous celebrities. How did the conversation between the caller and dispatch go to warrant a giant horde of cops chasing after those two, though?
The Diamond City Police Gets Taken Out By a Girl On A Scooter Who Has A Monkey That Throws Bananas At Them
Bananas are your best weapon if you ever find yourself at the mercy of the police chasing you. Make sure you keep the peels of the handy, yellow, crescent-shaped fruit, it will be guaranteed to flip a car over. SUVs will find themselves even more prone to that. You're out of luck if a helicopter is after you though, unless you keep spare soccer balls in handy.
Notes to self
I did it.
These Russians are crazy!
(stuff I learned about Russia, that, when stripped out of context, makes them look really eccentric!)
Pop Quiz (courtesy of Mario is Missing)
And lastly, though not an actual question from the game, this is something that happens:
This is a picture of a baby who is not Baby Luigi and that baby is on fire like BabyLuigiOnFire