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BrainMop.png As a confirmed mustard jar for taking on this job as a Sysop on RationalWiki: I, BabyLuigiOnFire, pledge to only block users if they ask for it, or insert unfunny vandalism.
I furthermore pledge that if I indulge in secret private conversations about you, we will make a formal report to the mob. Is that all?
If you impugn my motives without warrant, or challenge my "AUTHORITY", er, there is nothing I can or will do.
BabyLuigiOnFire.pngBabyLuigiOnFire
Real Name: Baby Luigi, but on fire
Age:23
Ethnicity: American
Location: California
Religion: Baby Luigi's Car
Officially Recognized Idol: Baby Luigi

Hello. I am BabyLuigiOnFire. I am a Wiki Sysop (not that it matters or that it's a very special status lol). I'm fairly experienced with coding in MediaWiki, but I'm still fairly new to this community so I'm still learning my way around it. I've been actually lurking this site, reading and enjoying the humor in the articles here as far back as....well when Conservapedia used to be the primary butt of jokes here, so I know several of the community in-jokes and whatnot despite being created here only very recently. My primary activities here include gnomework (ie making many minor edits to articles, fixing formatting, fixing grammar, etc.), sourcing statements in articles, formatting sources better, and uploading various images, especially logos for websites. Oh, and I eat vandals every now and then.

If you can't tell by my user name, I love video games and I'm fairly knowledgeable in that subject. I'm very good at writing video game articles, especially on another wiki site I go to, MarioWiki, to the point where I consider myself a WikiOgre, going on large bouts of semi-activity, but suddenly going on rampages with video game articles and expanding it to the death. This article, Mario Sports Superstars is among one of my finest works on MarioWiki, nearly everything about the game is written, coded, and uploaded by me on that article. Baby Luigi is my favorite fictional character of all time, obviously. Don't ask me why he's set on fire as my user name, though. I know a lot of industry bullshit such as loot boxes, micro-transactions, mistreatment of reviewers, and yes, toilet scum. Grand Theft Auto V is my favorite murder simulator, I enjoy setting a diverse cast of pedestrians on fire and running over random blokes over with my totally awesome city bus, though Spore: Galactic Adventures is a better genocide simulator and I enjoy blowing up any civilization with my Planet Buster. If you see me on the streets looking like Baby Luigi, you better run, because I'll mirror my activities there in real life if I went so far to literally being Baby Luigi, obviously.

I also have interest in big giant nothing, the big giant formerly Communist icebox and its culture, giving a nonexistent group people equal rights, meteorology, death, destruction, and explosions. I enjoy science in general, but I don't have an amazing regulation of my attention span so all of this data, statistics, and numbers and stuff fall out of my attention quickly so I'll just take another expert's word on it than do any of the conclusion work myself.

I also spend a lot of my spare time creating video game modifications, with model imports being my specialty and my future career is entirely based on working with 3D models for video game development. Currently, I know how to model import the following games: Super Smash Bros. Brawl, New Super Mario Bros. Wii, Mario Kart Wii, Mario Party 9, Super Smash Bros. for Nintendo 3DS, Super Smash Bros. for Wii U, Garry's Mod, Left 4 Dead 2, and Grand Theft Auto V.

I can get pretty nasty at times. I think I'm a fairly complex character. Some days, I can act like a level-headed gentleman who would be kind to hold a dispute, but other days, I have a very harsh, no-nonsense attitude, especially towards people I don't respect. I don't have a high tolerance towards stupidity, and RTFMWikipedia's W.svg and its variations would be a fairly common response from me.

Essays


Baby Luigi's Noncrappy Userbox Tower™
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This user lives in the California Republic.
50 States flag.png This user lives in the best damn country on Earth, and you better believe it!
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This user is interested in Russia.
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This user likes to have examples to copy
Sword.jpg This user enjoys polishing his sword.
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This user is someone's evil twin
Donald Trump by Gage Skidmore.jpg This user thinks that Donald Trump doesn't represent this user's America.


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Be warned, this user's words are backed up by NUCLEAR WEAPONS!
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This user enjoys farcical Western Propaganda.
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This user is concerned about the environment.
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This user thinks there is a lot more to the world than this.
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This user thinks arms should be "well regulated" per the Second Amendment
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This user believes in the right to bear frickin' sweet nukes.
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This user didn't care who won the 2016 presidential election, as long as it wasn't a Republican.
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This user is
MAD AS HELL
and is not going to take it anymore!
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This user suffers from
terminal procrastination!
Atheismsymbol endorsed by AAI.svg This user supports state atheism, but would allow believers to practice their religion, build places of worship, etc.


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"If you meet the Buddha on the road, kill him."
— Buddha
Bibleopened.jpeg This user believes the Bible is just another book
Warning This user does not care about your religious beliefs, so long as they are not forced on the rest of us.
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SATAN is REAL
and he worships this user.
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This user's wiki-ing skills rival border-c=#000 border-s=1 id-c=#fff id-s=12 id-fc=#000 info-c=#9bf info-s=8 info-fc=#006 id=Graduation-cap.jpg Andy Schlafly's expertise
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This user thinks
cows are tasty.
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This user enjoys trolls, especially when cooked with barbecue sauce.
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This user likes beer.
Orangina Burlesque Penguin.png This user, for one, welcomes our new orangina-drinking burlesque penguin overlords.
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This user is only here for the
LULZ!!!!!
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This user believes that GamerGate is a deadly virus set to wipe out humanity.
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This user is a metalhead!
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This user believes in equal rights for evil people
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This user supports LeftyGreenMario as the rightful leader of Conservapedia.
Usa flag circle.png Celebrating over 25,000,000 IP blocks at Conservapedia. Godspeed!
Conservlogo late april.png This user believes that Conservapedia is about as trustworthy as North Korea is democratic.
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This user is of the opinion that Andy Schlafly is one of these.
Usa flag circle.png The existence of Conservapedia and the widespread ignorance it represents makes this user a sad panda.
... This user already has too many userboxes, but added another one anyway.
H2g2.jpg The meaning of life has nothing to do with god or fate or any of that bullshit. It's 42.


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This user believes
power corrupts, but we
need the electricity

Notes to self

  • Work on how some media profiles white school shooters as "lonely quiet guys" compared to how blacks get profiled as "gangsters with a history".
  • Expand Russia's article on racial issues.
  • Debunk the "B-b-b-but Chicago" argument for gun control.[1]

These Russians are crazy!

(stuff I learned about Russia, that, when stripped out of context, makes them look really eccentric!)

Pop Quiz (courtesy of Mario is Missing)

  • Bolshoi is a city, a ballet troupe, and:
    • what Russians say after you sneeze
    • a theater
    • a ballet slipper
    • a type of stew
  • Who ordered the church built?
    • Basil the Pesto
    • Ivan the Terrible
    • Ivan the Domed One
    • Peter the Great
  • The Moscow Metro is famous for its:
    • luxurious stations
    • Stalin burgers
    • speed
    • low cost

And lastly, though not an actual question from the game, this is something that happens:

  • If you were a Koopa and you had plans to rob Lenin's Tomb, what would you steal?
    • The display case and Lenin's body in the tomb
    • The guards' weapons and the guards themselves
    • The solutions that help keep Lenin's body preserved
    • A hat pin

This is a picture of a baby who is not Baby Luigi and that baby is on fire like BabyLuigiOnFire

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