User:I came, I saw, I shat

Hi.

I'm not good at this kind of thing. So... I like Mock the Week, South Park, Tim Minchin and I find the endeavours shenanigans of the Acolytes of Schlafly to be really hilarious. But I have taken to looking at the JPEGs on this website to find out what they're up to because I don't want them to think that I support, or in any way wish to associate with them, in any way, shape or form, aside from watching their infalliblist cult leader making a complete dick of himself, losing arguments and generally being a brilliant example of what not to let your children become.

The Upload Image button has magically appeared from nowhere. Hooray. So I can now post my pictures on here. Which is pretty cool. Only, unlike a few other wikis, I can't contribute as many useful pictures as I'd like. Damn shame, but hey, what the hell am I going to do?

I also cannot stand the captcha on this site. I was actually expected to be able to type in something like C^-1 as part of the validation to prove I am human. Fortunately, it has done me a favour and buggered off.

Strangely enough I find I don't have to edit much because most of the time the articles know what they're talking about and there aren't many spelling fuck ups or anything.

I'm British, by the way.

Excuse to (fail to) blow my userpage up to monolithic proportion

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