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To pay respect to the Japanese Earthquake, I have used Google Translate to convert my talk page message, "Proudly flopping onto the couch since 2008!" into Japanese.

Japanese Version: 日本の地震に敬意を払うために、私は、私の会話ページのメッセージを変換するには、Google翻訳を使用している"誇らしげに2008年からソファの上に手の平を!"日本語に。
The things that are about me
This is the internets, i aint telling you anything about me.

apparently, i have been demoted to sysop.

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The Box With All The Crazy Shit In It!
Flag of Australia.svg This user is proud to be an Aussie
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This user has been touched by
His Noodly Appendage.
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This user thinks this guy is really creepy
Usa flag circle.png This user reads Conservapedia because no where else do you get insights like this.
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This user supports JacobB as the rightful leader of Conservapedia.
IQ This user's IQ is 145.
Atheist Evolutionist Liberal
This user is a member of the unholy trifecta
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This user went to a public school, and was never homeschooled.
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This user thinks
cows are tasty.
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This user enjoys trolls, especially when cooked with lashings of Ginger Beer.
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All your base are belong to this user.
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This user is male.
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This user enjoys playing Line Rider.
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This user calls people noobs irl... wtf lulz :@
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This user tries not to feed trolls, but does "play" sometimes.
eat This user is grumpy when hungry.
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This user suffers from Paranoia and will never feel ashamed of that fact. Some of the jokes about paranoia are funny though.
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This user suffers from Bipolar Disorder and will never feel ashamed of that fact
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This user suffers from Obsessive Compulsive Disorder and will never feel ashamed of that fact.
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This user is a troper.
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Be warned, this user's words are backed up by NUCLEAR WEAPONS!
... This user already has too many userboxes, but added another one anyway.
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This user is only here for the
LULZ!!!!!
BrainMop.jpg This user was demoted to janitor Sysop. (verify)
Warning This user does not care about your religious beliefs, so long as they are not forced on the rest of us.
יהוה
This user is a deist; God is not paying attention.
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This user is a Googlist.


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This user is a Pagan.

...and you'd make such
a cute toad!

"I refuse to prove that I exist" says God "for proof denies faith, and without faith I am nothing."

"But," says Man, "the Babel fish is a dead giveaway isn't it? It could not have evolved by chance. It proves you do exist, and so therefore, by your own arguements, you don't. QED."

"Oh dear," says God, "I hadn't thought of that," and promptly vanishes in a puff of logic.

"Oh, that was easy," says Man, and for an encore goes on to prove that black is white and gets himself killed on the next zebra crossing.

From The Hitch Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy
Gentlemen! I will bust your precious jellybean, enabling me to destroy atheism on the internet. You should all be golfing over Operation flan, which will likely give Conservapedia a top result on a certain search engine starting with G.

Gentlemen,

Perhaps you thought that was a masterful rebuttal. However, your comments in regards to my IQ are unsurpassedly disturbing. Speaking of evolution and obesity, you censor that A certain campaign is at the stage where it is about to be implemented on the internet. In fact, by the latter part of next week, it is likely Liberal Panty-waists will have lost all vestiges of credibility. :) :) :)

Rest assured, Operation Pamplona and Alacrity is gathering steam!!! I am pleased to announce that I just sent out 24 emails.

Sincerely,

Conservative