User talk:95.14.198.48

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Well hello there! How 'bout signing up for one of our free accounts? (You know you want to!) You'll be eligible to receive $300×π off our premium apocalypse insurance! Excludes religious, new age, and ancient dead culture apocalypses. Asteroid must be smaller than 100 meters across at time of impact. Does not include damage caused directly or indirectly by volcanoes, ionising radiation, or zombies. Valid only for apocalypses due before the 6^th of November 2012.

statement^word 20:16, 19 October 2012 (UTC)

I would, especially with that gorgeous apocalypse insurance, but then I found out that it does not encompass my belief in the ex-parrot apocalypse on the 31st of November, so I won't. 95.14.198.48 (talk) 20:59, 19 October 2012 (UTC)

We're sorry to hear that, but hope you reconsider when we upgrade the offer to an extended date. Sam ^Tally-ho! 23:45, 19 October 2012 (UTC)

Nobody may comprehend the sheer truth of my belief in the ex-parrot apocalypse on the 31st of November, that is, nobody but me who easily does, therefore, nobody may insure me for it.

By the way, I am actually an old-timer here, posing as anonymous. Or not. Maybe. Maybe not. 95.14.198.48 (talk) 23:49, 19 October 2012 (UTC)