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Welcome back! Although I suppose you never left... oh well! --Helios 03:14, 22 May 2007 (CDT)

I may or may not have left, but unfortunately, I can neither confirm not deny that. --AKjeldsen 03:54, 22 May 2007 (CDT)
Hello! --Gulik 04:25, 22 May 2007 (CDT)
Hi and welcome. And thanks for the blog, it gave us a place to hang out while RW was preparing to wipe, and while it was down. I bet you've seen traffic fall off in teh last 24 hours! Except for that raptor freak, of course. He gives birds of prey a bad name... humanbe in 11:53, 23 May 2007 (CDT)
Thanks a lot. On traffic, it's actually more like there was a spike yesterday and the day before, probably due to the links from TK's and mr. Schlafly's pages. Today we're back to more normal levels. --AKjeldsen 12:42, 23 May 2007 (CDT)

Not Sid[edit]

You're not me, either. --Kels 16:54, 24 May 2007 (CDT)

I guess not, though at this rate, I'm even beginning to doubt who I am myself. --AKjeldsen 16:58, 24 May 2007 (CDT)
Tyler Durden? --Kels 17:05, 24 May 2007 (CDT)
I wouldn't rule it out - but who's the narrator, then? --AKjeldsen 17:09, 24 May 2007 (CDT)
Helena Bonham Carter, of course! humanbe in 17:39, 24 May 2007 (CDT)
Works for me. Well, nice to have that cleared up. --AKjeldsen 17:49, 24 May 2007 (CDT)
Wait-a-minute. Wouldn't that mean that I am actually Helena Bonham Carter as well? --AKjeldsen 17:55, 24 May 2007 (CDT)
Im not Sid.DocSock 17:41, 24 May 2007 (CDT)
I'm not Lisa. humanbe in 17:48, 24 May 2007 (CDT)

I am not actually in this sketch. humanbe in 17:51, 24 May 2007 (CDT)

Another Cry For Help[edit]

News Sources[edit]

"The Conservapedia Column - THE place to go for the most recent news about Conservapedia." (Unless you actaully go to Conservapedia, of course. But who'd want to do that?)

Indeed. But even if you do, I think the Column is still the best place, because of the additional intelligent and insightful commentaries. *nods* --AKjeldsen 19:23, 24 May 2007 (CDT)

It is the place to be. I just had to add that Ashfly/Franklin Scholar discussion en bloc given the possibility it might become inaccessible, although Ashfly is usually pretty good about archiving.--PalMD-Talk 19:30, 24 May 2007 (CDT)

Oh, man. The German homeschool one was just messy, Schlafly blood on the walls and everything.. --Kels 19:44, 24 May 2007 (CDT)
That reminds me - I still need to write something about that. And that Franklin tragedy just begs for a feature about the use of primary sources. On some level you have to love CP - I'll never run out of stuff to write about. --AKjeldsen 19:46, 24 May 2007 (CDT)

I'm very impressed with the column, AKjeldsen. --Hojimachong 19:31, 27 May 2007 (CDT)

In a slightly smaller vein, take a look at RobS's Talk page where he is debating with PF Fox over who first coined the term "concentration camp". Just had to laugh at that.Prof0705 19:39, 27 May 2007 (CDT)
Yes, I noticed it. It's... astonishing. --AKjeldsen 20:01, 27 May 2007 (CDT)
PF is still arguing with him, this time over Nazis on Rob's talk page. RobS just can't figure out why people keep challenging him on the Nazi's being left-wing, even though they hated leftists. --Kels 20:03, 27 May 2007 (CDT)
Whoops! And down comes the banhammer! --Kels 20:04, 27 May 2007 (CDT)
Only a month? Bah, they're going soft over there. --AKjeldsen 20:06, 27 May 2007 (CDT)
Given that his sole crime was disagreeing with RobS...the guy's trying to out-do Conservative. --Kels 20:09, 27 May 2007 (CDT)
Funny, in reviewing that exchange I do not see a disagreement. I do see two warninga to cease trolling and begin constructive editing, however. RobS 09:44, 30 May 2007 (CDT)
Oh no! They cracked my super secret number replacement code!Prof0705 20:12, 27 May 2007 (CDT)

Re Sig[edit]

About the Greek thing - I mainly changed because I'm learning Hebrew now. Enjoy the carefully hand-crafted userboxes ... nah, who am I kidding, I just ripped the source code off Linus'. That's 1 Corinthians 13:12-13 on your userpage, no? --ויִכִּ נתֶּרֶפּרֶתֵּר שְׁלֹום!

Indeed it is. --AKjeldsen 06:12, 28 May 2007 (CDT)
Godspeed! GHammer and Sickle text gold.svgdlessLiberal 15:19, 25 June 2007 (CDT)
Thank you! Love your sig. --AKjeldsenGodspeed! 17:43, 25 June 2007 (CDT)

Talk to me[edit]

  • Why does everyone here refuse to follow their own rules? Why don't you accede to my reasonable demands? Why are you all so confused about how to follow rules? Make me a sysop! Bet you thought this was someone else. humanbe in 21:55, 1 June 2007 (CDT)

I have ordered[edit]

That YOU be eaten last: this is in thanks for your magnificent stub fun:Omicron Persei 8.

Thank you, m'lord. Appreciate it. --AKjeldsen 14:36, 9 June 2007 (CDT)


I was blog-surfing on our mutual host and I found this. Interesting?--PalMD-yada yada 15:26, 25 June 2007 (CDT)

I'm having a little difficulty decoding exactly what he's on about. Proudhon and Khazars? Some kind of cryptofascist or something? --AKjeldsenGodspeed! 04:08, 26 June 2007 (CDT)


This user is here by awarded honorary sun god status, most likely for general awesomeness and/or preexisting divinity.
Feel special.


Yes, I am.

Summary of thoughts on Switzerland -

Mountains - good. Attempted genocide of Romani under 2.6.e of Rome Statute of the International Criminal Court - bad.

Anyway, the doin's that happened here during my week away made me laugh. A lot. It really is beginning to fall apart. Also, I cringe every time I see Hoji's and Deborah's 'hellenised' signatures. --ויִכִּ נתֶּרֶפּרֶתֵּר שְׁלֹום!

Yes, yes, but what about the cuckoo clocks? Focus on the essentials here, please.
About the sigs, well - it's the thought that counts, isn't it? --AKjeldsenGodspeed! 17:31, 22 July 2007 (CDT)
Wuh ... don't ask me about 'traditional Swiss crafts'. I'm in denial over the trauma. Over the sigs - well, it seems that someone has created a proxy to go tell them. Anyway, to quote the great Fox: 'its not even your fucking language, you havent earned the right to use that language'. Why make cogent points, when you can just swear at them and call them Nazis? --ויִכִּ נתֶּרֶפּרֶתֵּר שְׁלֹום!
I'm sure they're looking forward to learning from that someone's valuable contributions! I'm looking forward to seeing that someone throw a few insult around in Koine. --AKjeldsenGodspeed! 17:54, 22 July 2007 (CDT)
Aww. They didn't seem very happy to learn from that valuable contribution. :( --AKjeldsenGodspeed! 18:43, 22 July 2007 (CDT)


Are you Catholic? Resident vandal

The vandal should read "The Catcher in the Rye", this is spoken to. CЯacke® 18:07, 24 July 2007 (CDT) (Ex-catholic. present survivor)
Cracker: no one tells the vandal what to do. Expect a pwn shortly.
User Kjeldsen: Okay. But are you a Christian? Resident vandal
Yes. --AKjeldsenGodspeed! 18:21, 24 July 2007 (CDT)
Excellent! I am truly glad to hear that. I was wondering, since I am a believer also and we seem to have pretty diferent views, if you would mind taking the time to sum up your most basic beliefs regarding your Christian faith. If you don't want to, I understand. It seems that you and wikinterpreter don't really like me. Resident vandal
Looks like someone needs another Th hug.gif. Sorry if it appears that I don't like you, that was never the intention. As for my beliefs, I don't mind as such, but they're not exactly what you'd call well-defined, or even constant. But I can try to think about it a bit. --AKjeldsenGodspeed! 18:35, 24 July 2007 (CDT)
Alright, thanks. I was just a little bored. I was just kidding you know, I think you and wikinterpreter like me (but I can never be sure). I mean, your amnesty international members! :) Resident vandal
Bohdan, I'm pretty sure everyone here likes you. GHammer and Sickle text gold.svgdlessLiberal 22:15, 24 July 2007 (CDT)

Friendly message from Project whitewash[edit]

You are receiving this message because you signed up to participate at project whitewash. If you no longer want to here from me about this then just remove your name or let me know. I want to create a push to get as thorough coverage as possible for two new categories the first is Category:Best of RationalWiki and the second is Category:Almost the best of RationalWiki. Both categories should tell you what belongs in each. If you could take some time to go through the article space and the essay space and label these with the corresponding categories it would be very helpful. Godspeed. tmtoulouse torment 13:39, 10 August 2007 (CDT)

Hebrew Characters?[edit]

Ye gods, man, you want me to make a Futhark sig now? -- מְתֻרְגְּמָן וִיקִי שְׁלֹום!

Actually, my plan is to gradually bully peer pressure you into using more and more obscure character sets, until eventually nobody will be able to read them, including yourself. Vaghintara Mongolian or Sorabe Malagasy or something like that. Futhark will do fine for now, though. --AKjeldsenGodspeed! 12:56, 19 August 2007 (CDT)

I wish you'd all STOP IT - it's all a load of little squares to me - Keep Sardine sandwiches 13:04, 19 August 2007 (CDT)

Too bad !kung doesn't have a good alphabet User:PalMD
What about Vagrant? Anyway, these are the basic unicode based scripts what I has. -- מְתֻרְגְּמָן וִיקִי שְׁלֹום!
*Looks at UC link* ...WTF, over? --AKjeldsenGodspeed! 14:20, 19 August 2007 (CDT)

Anyhow, what about us Shebrews? Keep on keeping on 14:04, 19 August 2007 (CDT)

Feel free to brew anything you like. --AKjeldsenGodspeed! 14:20, 19 August 2007 (CDT)

Best of religion[edit]

Hey, you are probably more familiar with the religion articles here than I am, are there any that you think merit a best of categorization? We don't have anything really yet. tmtoulouse torment 19:18, 2 September 2007 (CDT)

Then we should stop reading books, and start writing them! -- מְתֻרְגְּמָן וִיקִי שְׁלֹום!
Damn straight, let right our own Bible then? tmtoulouse torment 19:30, 2 September 2007 (CDT)
Yes, and then we can start our own branch of Christianity for fun and profit and become filthy rich. Sounds like a plan!
Anyway, I'll run through what we have in the Religion category, TMT. --AKjeldsenGodspeed! 07:03, 3 September 2007 (CDT)

Global flood[edit]

"Anyway, it seems to me that Taiwan boi does have a pretty good idea what he's talking about, so maybe we should wait and see where he wants to go with this? The article could certainly do with the improvement"

Would you mind getting more involved, since 1. many of us don't care, and 2. IceWedge has a habit of not really "defending" what he has written to TB's critiques, and 3. TB seems frustrated, but his last edits there were just to delete three sections without comment. My reversion of that was due to the lack of comment/discussion, not to due to "closed-mindedness" or quality of his critiques. You know this Biblical analysis stuff way better than any of the rest of us. If the two of you got together (in a new talk section!) I bet you could bang out a much-improved article, and your imprimatur might make IW (and the rest of us) respect TB's contribs a little more, since he is a bit new here and hasn't convinced most random RWers that he is here to help - yet.

Thanks for any efforts you can afford in this direction, I appreciate it. humanbe in 20:26, 6 September 2007 (CDT)

The alties, they burn!--PalMD-Ars longa, vita brevis 18:36, 7 September 2007 (CDT)


I leave for a week, and so much happens? Sheesh, I need to get back into the loop. -- מְתֻרְגְּמָן וִיקִי שְׁלֹום!

Thanks for the sig help. -- מְתֻרְגְּמָן וִיקִי שְׁלֹום!

If you're interested[edit]

Over on Blogs4Moonbats there is a thread pointing to a fundie blog about the ann coulter jewish thing. 11:06, 14 October 2007 (EDT)


How have you been doing on it? So far I've played through three times, plus done five of the six advanced levels (I hate competition levels, so I haven't done those). Still haven't found all the killable cameras or successfully done the advanced room 18 yet... --Kels 14:20, 14 October 2007 (EDT)

Only got it Saturday, and the unfortunate need to earn money for food and stuff has prevented me from devoting as much time to it as it deserves, so I haven't finished yet. Got through the early levels fine, but around level 14-ish, my two-dimensional thinking pattern is starting to become a problem. --AKjeldsenGodspeed! 06:53, 15 October 2007 (EDT)

anti-christian bigot?[edit]

Am I? Hmm...I didn't think so.--PalMD-If it looks like a donut, eat it 09:58, 15 October 2007 (EDT)


Don't worry about it, like so many of my things I wrote it at 1 in the morning and I don't even really remeber doing it. I was halfway through when I realised what time it was and went to bed. Thats why I wrote it on my userpage because I could tell that I was getting a little sleepy and just wanted to remember the thought. On the other hand I am pretty sure I spelled everything right. YES!The AlienSick Freak!!! 14:16, 27 October 2007 (EDT)

Don't worry, I prefer to leave the spelling and grammar nitpicking to Human. Efficiency through specialization and all that. --AKjeldsenGodspeed! 14:33, 27 October 2007 (EDT)

Gold Standard[edit]

I was in the middle of adding something similar to your addition when you put it up. I spliced ours together; I hope it works for you. Let me know if it doesn't. Researcher 16:50, 16 November 2007 (EST)

Looks great to me. --AKjeldsenGodspeed! 19:01, 16 November 2007 (EST)
Good to hear. Why did you remove the "Politics" cat? Researcher 19:04, 16 November 2007 (EST)
Oops. Didn't notice that. --AKjeldsenGodspeed! 19:06, 16 November 2007 (EST)
Actually, I have no idea what I did there. I thought I was adding the Economics cat, but... apparently I wasn't. --AKjeldsenGodspeed! 19:08, 16 November 2007 (EST)
It's all cool. Thanks. Researcher 19:25, 16 November 2007 (EST)


Thanks for catching my genealogical discrepancy :D. --Ζωροάστρης 21:23, 17 November 2007 (EST)

Hey Sysop[edit]

Can you do something to quiet down White Power? He keeps linking to a neo-nazi website on his user pager. Not cool...PFoster 13:34, 18 November 2007 (EST)

Its my userpage, i can do what i want with it. WHITE POWER 13:36, 18 November 2007 (EST)

I'm not a sysop, I'm afraid. Try to ask User:Bob M. --AKjeldsenGodspeed! 13:46, 18 November 2007 (EST)

Thanks - sorry to trouble you. PFoster 13:47, 18 November 2007 (EST)


Sir: I'm obliged to retire now - but I'm going to be watching that beer article on the morrow. I find the images you are uploading to be most suspicious.--Bobbing up 17:09, 18 November 2007 (EST)

Sir, I can assure you that you will find all to be in perfect order and in the best possible taste (the Belgian one). --AKjeldsenGodspeed! 17:29, 18 November 2007 (EST)


I challenge you to a duel for your half of the biscuit. Let it be all or nothing. But enough talk - have at you!


-- מְתֻרְגְּמָן וִיקִי שְׁלֹום!

Bah. You delude yourself if you think you can prevail! Deus vult!



--AKjeldsenGodspeed! 19:54, 10 December 2007 (EST)

You may have stunned me for seven days with your counter-attack, AK, but that has left you open to an attack from my banhammer!

*B&!*-- מְתֻרְגְּמָן וִיקִי שְׁלֹום!


for adding the Gravel video. I can't get to YouTube from work. Researcher 19:08, 12 December 2007 (EST)


Thanks for the accents. Are we sure they are right yet? Isn't it a "grave" over the first e, and no more? Anyway, I'm sure no one will rip us on it. Seems like we got the wiki and forums to ourselves, Mr. Kjeldsen. Shall we change all the rules, desysop everyone else, steal all the goat and make a coup d'etat? humanUser talk:Human 18:39, 24 December 2007 (EST)

Hey, I'm lurking! ГдлессЛиберал 18:42, 24 December 2007 (EST)
I have half a mind to promote you for that Human. Locke Eye.jpg Always Watching...... 18:45, 24 December 2007 (EST)

Actually, I got struck by the mercyful gift of doubt just after making that edit, so I looked it up. My dictionaries do not entirely agree on the question, but my French one says two accents, so let's go with that, if only to make it seem all fancy and high-class-like. Also, I'll start writing up the elimination lists immediately. GodlessLiberal and Pinto, don't interfere with our seekrit plans, and I'm sure we can find some nice cushy jobs for you in the new administration, ok? --AKjeldsenGodspeed! 18:51, 24 December 2007 (EST)

Cool, thanks. La belle francais is fine with me. I ital'd it to go with its furrinness. humanUser talk:Human 19:01, 24 December 2007 (EST)
I guess I should release your co-conspirator? Locke Eye.jpg Always Watching...... 18:53, 24 December 2007 (EST)
I don't know about you, but I'd rather be in a triumvirate than a tetrarchy... ГдлессЛиберал 18:54, 24 December 2007 (EST)
"I'd rather be a hammer than a spoon, yes I wood, if I only clued". humanUser talk:Human 19:01, 24 December 2007 (EST)

I logged in again[edit]

AK. Congratulations. You've broken the backs of a poor majority minority who were merely fighting for equal rights. ;) -- מְתֻרְגְּמָן וִיקִי שְׁלֹום! 14:56, 28 December 2007 (EST)

Yay! :D --AKjeldsenGodspeed! 15:46, 28 December 2007 (EST)

CP Column[edit]

If you so desire, we can migrate it to RationalBlogs… --Linus(plot evil tech) 12:30, 29 December 2007 (EST)

I guess we could do that, although it'd mostly be for the sake of history, I guess. I don't think it'll be updated much anymore. --AKjeldsenGodspeed! 13:51, 29 December 2007 (EST)

Dr. Dolittle[edit]

See my comments on his talk page. Am I totally confused or are you in Holland? I'm hoping a translator can help bridge the language barrier that seems to spoil many of his contributions. humanUser talk:Human 17:00, 30 December 2007 (EST)

No, I'm in Denmark, so I'm afraid I don't speak Dutch. I'll agree with PFoster that language is probably not the major obstacle here, however. --AKjeldsenGodspeed! 17:14, 30 December 2007 (EST)

Alfred the Great[edit]

Please click link to Spanish Inquisition on Talk Page. Happy New Year ! Dreadnought 19:33, 31 December 2007 (EST)


How have you avoided cleaning duties for so long? Sterilexx 18:27, 23 January 2008 (EST)

Mwhahahahaha! --Linus(plot evil tech) 19:13, 23 January 2008 (EST)

Oh noes! Now look what you've done! :-( --AKjeldsenGodspeed! 19:21, 23 January 2008 (EST)

I thought you were a sysop...-αmεσ (ninja) 19:29, 23 January 2008 (EST)
Yes, just as you were supposed to think, a plan that worked excellently for eight months. Oh, well. --AKjeldsenGodspeed! 19:39, 23 January 2008 (EST)
"There is no user by the name "AKjeldson". Check your spelling." Oops, I got the wacky consonants and initials figured out, but still screwed up. But, er, Mr. AK is a janitor. Oh, it's just because Linus beat me to the demotion! Congratulations, A. Kjeldsen, on your new mop and duster! humanUser talk:Human 21:11, 23 January 2008 (EST)
Now pray they don't make you a bureaucrat, Akj. I hear the hazing rituals for that are much worse. I think it involves beating Assfly in a barfight. --Star of David.png Radioactive afikomen Please ignore all my awful pre-2014 comments. 21:13, 23 January 2008 (EST)
Far, far worse than than that. It is only recently that I have become "regular" again... humanUser talk:Human 21:16, 23 January 2008 (EST)
*sulks* --AKjeldsenGodspeed! 09:25, 24 January 2008 (EST)

Fixed Link[edit]

Thanks for fixing the link - for an IT professional I have a lot of trouble with the Wiki syntax Silver Sloth 04:54, 24 January 2008 (EST)

No problem. Besides namespace, it's particularly sensitive to upper and lower cases. --AKjeldsenGodspeed! 09:25, 24 January 2008 (EST)