User talk:Ikewinski

What is going on? World Blogs Clogs Elections The Bar (talk) (talk) (talk) (talk) (hic) Welcome to RationalWiki, Ikewinski! Check out our guide for newcomers and our community standards! Tell us how you found RationalWiki here! If you are interested in contributing: Read what our articles are intended to be Check out the to-do list See our help page and Wikipedia's formatting cheatsheet If writing a new article, consider writing up a draft And most importantly: Pull up a goat and have some fun!

Greetings, Ikewinski, and thank you for joining the wiki of explosive bassoons! I hope you enjoy your time here. Radioactive afikomen ^{Please ignore all my awful pre-2014 comments.} 15:00, 15 February 2014 (UTC)

Thanks! I'm here for the free goat. I get that after making 5 pages or 50 edits, right?!?! ^{— Unsigned, by: Ikewinski / talk / contribs}

Nope. You get it when you learn to On talk pages, please sign your comments using four tildes (~~~~) or by clicking on the sign button: on the toolbar above the edit panel. You can also indent successive talk page comments using one more colon (:) for each line. Thank you. PowderSmokeAndLeather (talk) 17:02, 15 February 2014 (UTC)

That seems just a little too simple. What's to prevent massive goat proliferation? Ikewinski (talk) 17:08, 15 February 2014 (UTC)

That's actually a serious issue. Goatflation. Pretty soon, you'll see new sysops wandering around with wheelbarrows full of goats, trying to delete spam pages. Just like in the Wiemar Republic. PowderSmokeAndLeather (talk) 17:12, 15 February 2014 (UTC)

I might think about splitting the cost of a goat pie from the pizzeria a block from my house if you put something on your user page to turn its link blue. My preferred minimalist solution is a blank space commented out thus: <!-- --> Sprocket J Cogswell (talk) 17:14, 15 February 2014 (UTC)

I was a good kid, but the peer pressure got to me and the next thing I knew, I was huffing goat pie all night long. Ikewinski (talk) 17:33, 15 February 2014 (UTC)