User talk:MarcusCicero/Reform Constitutional Convention

oh good. Now you and ListenerX can engage in some mutual masturbation. --PsyGremlinPraat! 12:54, 13 May 2011 (UTC)

Have a good time. Have a few tissues. sPaRkY^Godspeed! 12:56, 13 May 2011 (UTC)

I realise that the parody may be a little too intelligent for you proles to understand. MarcusCicero (talk) 12:57, 13 May 2011 (UTC)

I guess that doesn't count me. I don't have a job. sPaRkY^Godspeed! 12:58, 13 May 2011 (UTC)

Most members of the proletariat and representatives of the working class are professionally unemployed, paid for by the State to sit around and watch Jeremy Kyle all day. MarcusCicero (talk) 13:00, 13 May 2011 (UTC)

Proles are the ones with the jobs, servantile they may be. Ace ^{of Spades} 13:01, 13 May 2011 (UTC)

I provide you with a link to my user page, which holds a notable reason for my unemployment. sPaRkY^Godspeed! 13:02, 13 May 2011 (UTC)

Go away peasants, you are not of noble birth. MarcusCicero (talk) 13:03, 13 May 2011 (UTC)

The grammar doth make it too easy to recognize as parody. ;) --Eira ^{OMTG! _{The Goat be Praised.}} 13:03, 13 May 2011 (UTC)

Pardon me while I doth take mine final exams. sPaRkY^Godspeed! 13:04, 13 May 2011 (UTC)

My lord, liege, and master: t'was thus that I ventured upon your lands to lend my fealty unto thee as thine vassal and servant: perchance I saw with mine own eyes that I might further ingratiate myself and mine people unto thee with a deposit for each man of 6 shillings and a half into the treasury for Your benefit and amufement. And the men at arms will joust and revel with mead and beer after vanquishing weaklings and children in the tournament. It is said that a constitution more perfect unto God and the Natural Law shall not but through its adoration of Divine Order sanctify God and his Chosen. Verily I pledge my bitterness only to Old Nick, that Black Devil who is Satan and was expelled from Heaven as unrighteous unto our Lord and Savior on Earth and Heaven, Jesus Christ, and I reserve all that is good and productive and tends to our greater good for our lord and benefactor Marcus Cicero. Nutty Roux, freeman [seal] [attestation] Nutty Roux (talk) 16:20, 13 May 2011 (UTC)

The king is dead! AAhh!!! sterile^talk 16:40, 13 May 2011 (UTC)

Is that an application for membership Sterile? I'll sign you up if you'd like. Nutty Roux is a member. I'm also going to add people who haven't indicated either way they are for or against the constitution, such as AD, Human, ListenerX, Nx, Suspected Replicant etc. They can then have an 'opt out' option, where they can expressly forbid me adding them as members. I think this is the fairest system. MarcusCicero (talk) 16:44, 13 May 2011 (UTC)

Yah I just went ahead and added you anyway Sterile. Thanks for the support, I'm sure you'll make a great member. If you change your mind you only have to fill out a form which legally states you reject your consent for the constitution, accompanied by a 10,000 word treatise on why you reject the constitution. MarcusCicero (talk) 16:47, 13 May 2011 (UTC)

Thou/Thee/Thy/Thine was used for informal second person singular... You/Ye/Your/Yours was used use for second person plural, and formal second person single. The idea that a vassal would address a lord as "thou" is actually quite absurd... --Eira ^{OMTG! _{The Goat be Praised.}} 16:58, 13 May 2011 (UTC)

Thanks. You managed to make this just a little more fun. Nutty Roux (talk) 17:13, 13 May 2011 (UTC)

--ǓḤṂ^³ 17:33, 13 May 2011 (UTC)

You fuckers are flamewarring over a facepalm? δ_ij$^{i.broke.it.}$ 19:14, 13 May 2011 (UTC)

I thought this is how you liked your broken piece of shit wiki? -- Nx / talk 19:17, 13 May 2011 (UTC)

Occasionaluse (talk) 19:20, 13 May 2011 (UTC)

This shit is great. I love it. Please continue. δ_ij$^{i.broke.it.}$ 19:19, 13 May 2011 (UTC)

Wow, 4 months before I was called a troll by someone - is that a new record? Let me refrase that with: I can't believe you actually wrote this thing. The Oldish English actually makes it fucking hard to read for anybody who's native language isn't English. And I know it was intended as humour, but I don't find it funny at all. Was it still troll-ish? A facepalm just expressed much better what I wanted to express, sorry if it was understood as "You people are stupid" - hey at least I didn't make a weird Aspergers reference or did I? (Ok, that may be trolling now) --ǓḤṂ^³ 19:37, 13 May 2011 (UTC)

If you weren't such an idiotic halfwit, the meaning would be obvious. This website has been over-run by nerds, geeks, virgins, weirdo's and aspies who can't get enough of wikilawyering and creating 'constitutions' and 'electing representatives'. The funny thing is that you take the piss of citizendium for exactly this tendancy to be self important, bureaucratic and pompous. The difference is that citizendium is intended to be serious business. This site on the other hand, is not. You guys make the 'the internet is serious fucking business' meme look understated. Again, if you weren't such an imbecile, this basic parody would immediately strike you, but no, you're too busy rolling around in your own ignorant filth, intent to combat reason, logic and liberty at all costs. I thoroughly despise you. MarcusCicero (talk) 20:10, 13 May 2011 (UTC)

"Weirdos" doesn't have an apostrophe. sPaRkY^Godspeed! 20:14, 13 May 2011 (UTC)

Fucking kids these days. Listen here you little yankee bastard, I'm from Ireland which produces more great writers per backyard than your country has produced in 200 years. Don't lecture me on the use of the English vernacular, we didn't create the language but we broke so many rules along the way creating great literature that we don't need to abide by its stupid constraints and inconsistencies. MarcusCicero (talk) 20:21, 13 May 2011 (UTC)

Well then, you can look like a moron if you want, but the fact is, "weirdos" has no apostrophe. sPaRkY^Godspeed! 20:23, 13 May 2011 (UTC)

Sure, why not? I can't follow the other convention anyway. sterile^talk

I know it's parody, it's so obvious it jumps in your face and takes a shit there - but I still don't find it funny. And for somebody who doesn't like internet geeks trolling editing a medium sized wiki in your style seems to be awfully geeky. And btw, calling somebody "geek" or "nerd" is only bad in someones mind who thinks "aspies" is bad too. And I wear my nerd and geek batch with more pride then my nationality or ethnicity - so calling me that is not more than calling an Irishman an Irishman. --ǓḤṂ^³ 20:33, 13 May 2011 (UTC)

No offence, but do you actually have asperger's? MarcusCicero (talk) 16:56, 14 May 2011 (UTC)

And for the record,

1. I am not in the process of sexual intercourse with anyone at this time, nor have I ever been in said process.
2. I am not, in fact, an illegitimate child.
3. I really couldn't give a flying Quetzalcoatlus if you're Irish or not.
4. You seem to be taking the internet too seriously. I'm glad someone blocked you for awhile.

Sparky! ^{I forgot to put something here, as you can see.}

Go away, child. Come back when you're 16. MarcusCicero (talk) 16:56, 14 May 2011 (UTC)

Genius rebuttal. Sparky! ^{I forgot to put something here, as you can see.}

I support this proposal

This proposal is clearly what RW needs. I am prepared to support my good friend Marcus all the way until he is recognised in his rightful place as one of the leaders of rationalwiki. Titus Atticus (talk) 01:00, 15 May 2011 (UTC)