User talk:MarkCarthy

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--PsyGremlinПоговорите! 11:32, 28 April 2012 (UTC)

Oh honey, you're so bad at this. Uncreative username, quick "I'm not rascist!" remark and pathetic examples. Either you're an idiot or one of the worst parodists I've seen in a while. Copperhead^Hisssssss 18:41, 28 April 2012 (UTC)

Here, lemme buy you a burger and maybe a nice iced tea. Copperhead^Hisssssss 18:45, 28 April 2012 (UTC)

What exactly is it you hate about conservatives? I'd genuinely like to know where this puzzling hostility originates from MarkCarthy (talk) 09:34, 29 April 2012 (UTC)

Oh sweetie, you're such a monumentally bad parodist. Creating a debate page, you little attention whore. Well here is your attention honeybunch. Come back when you're competent, if that ever happens. Copperhead^Hisssssss 12:09, 29 April 2012 (UTC)

Why do liberals always assume that contrary opinions equals parody? I suggest you read 1984 by George Orwell. It seems that I am committing a 'thoughtcrime' MarkCarthy (talk) 13:56, 29 April 2012 (UTC)

I read it way back when you were in diapers. I always found his Down and Out in Paris and London to be an interesting read as well. But you probably haven't read much Orwell except that you had to read in school, now have you? Copperhead^Hisssssss 14:02, 29 April 2012 (UTC)

Orwell is my favourite writer and I've read all of his books. Homage to Catalonia has had a lasting impact on me and has forced me to confront the reality that paranoia, unbridled aggression and fear have no place in political discourse. Please stop being so incivil and please leave me alone. Its clear my opinions stir up your personal 'five minutes hate' and its unlikely any further exchange will be fruitful. MarkCarthy (talk) 14:04, 29 April 2012 (UTC)

Boopsie, you're really bad at this. You're like some poor child who thinks that his history degree and that by reading a few philosophy texts he can go out and engage in "debate". My dear, nobody is going to debate some poor deluded kid who cannot even get his arguments straight. You're an obvious parodist and of dubious intelligence. Copperhead^Hisssssss 14:09, 29 April 2012 (UTC)

Thank you for your thoughts, I will cherish them. I hope this can be a line in the sand. Good day. MarkCarthy (talk) 14:12, 29 April 2012 (UTC)

You can't back out now dearie. You're my new play toy. Welcome to the dungeon. Copperhead^Hisssssss 14:13, 29 April 2012 (UTC)

I'm not sure how "debating" works where you come from...

...but around here, removing big hunks o'text from your opponent's contribution to the debate isn't cricket. Thanks. Theory of Practice "I never set out to hit anybody. It's just that a lot of people got hit." -- Andy Roberts 14:27, 29 April 2012 (UTC)

He's an authoritarian as well? Goody goody! I love those insecure types! Copperhead^Hisssssss 14:28, 29 April 2012 (UTC)

That isn't a 'contribution', it is an insult. I have moved it to the talk page as it is unrelated to the discourse. He is personally attacking me because I hold a contrary view. Could you please intervene in this matter, thanks. Also he is harassing me at this stage. I have asked him many times to stop it. He is insulting me and harassing me. Anything you can do would be great, thanks. MarkCarthy (talk) 14:29, 29 April 2012 (UTC)

Oh honey you're so cute with your feigned outrage! Copperhead^Hisssssss 14:29, 29 April 2012 (UTC)

You're not getting an intervention because you're wrong to move that text and we don't regulate speech, especially on a debate page. 14:31, 29 April 2012 (UTC)

EC Look, I'm not following that page, I've not read the page, I don't give a shit about the page, but just stop fucking edit-warring it. If you don't like the way he debates, don't fucking debate him. It's a big internet. And don't go crying for other editors to help you out in a debate. If you're not having fun with it, get the fuck out of it. Don't be a child. Thanks. Theory of Practice "I never set out to hit anybody. It's just that a lot of people got hit." -- Andy Roberts 14:31, 29 April 2012 (UTC)

I won't move his 'contributions' then. But I will remember this. The grass is long indeed, and I shall be waiting in it. MarkCarthy (talk) 14:34, 29 April 2012 (UTC)

Okay then. Theory of Practice "I never set out to hit anybody. It's just that a lot of people got hit." -- Andy Roberts 14:38, 29 April 2012 (UTC)

Nah, long grass contains biting insects. It sounds fun and all but then you get bites all over your genitals. Copperhead^Hisssssss 14:35, 29 April 2012 (UTC)

Anus!

I assure you, the anus is plenty self lubricating. If you know what you're doing. --MtD^{Prematurely Indeterminate} 00:31, 6 May 2012 (UTC)

That is absolutely disgusting. The sphinter is too small to open up unless aided by drugs. The damage caused by anal penetration is disgusting and spreads venereal disease. Stuff is meant to come out of the anus. Two men having anal sex is the most disgusting thing in the world, it makes me want to vomit. MarkCarthy (talk) 09:15, 6 May 2012 (UTC)

Apparently you sticking your nose into other people's anuses and what they do with them isn't disgusting in the least though, right? El Taj^{Don't make me do stuff} 10:54, 6 May 2012 (UTC)

People can do what they want in the privacy of their own bedrooms. Its disgusting, but I can't stop them. I will not tolerate openly homosexuals partaking in the labour market however, that is just obscene. MarkCarthy (talk) 14:50, 6 May 2012 (UTC)

Actually, you probably will tolerate it, because you're just trolling unable to control who is allowed to work (and thus live). ~ Kupochama^[1][2] 14:57, 6 May 2012 (UTC)

I feel your pain, Mark. I remember my first job (retail) I had a homosexual man working with me. Whenever I'd ask him to go and get something from the stockroom he would say he was too busy doing his nails while talking on the phone to his gimp, Jim. Whenever I had to put dishes in the dishwasher I had to dodge through his legs to get to it; he was always sitting on top of it whenever he knew someone needed to use it. Sometimes he turned it on when there weren't even any dishes to wash. I vividly remember one time he cornered me during my lunch break when the staffroom was empty. He took his shirt off and started dancing towards me saying "look at me glisten! Look at me glisten!" before going to the freezer, withdrawing several ice cubes and rubbing them on his bare chest to erect his nipples. I told my boss about this at the end of my shift, thinking he would be fairly sympathetic to my situation. Actually, he fucked me. El Taj^{Don't make me do stuff} 15:08, 6 May 2012 (UTC)

┌────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────┘Lovely story, Josh. One's first romance is always the most poignant, no? ^_^ But back to Mark, so hot man-on-man arse action is the most disgusting thing in the world? What about a gentleman giving his lady-friend one up the chutney? Where does that rank on the Disgust-O-Meter? --MtD^{Prematurely Indeterminate} 01:07, 7 May 2012 (UTC)

Hey sugar

Sign your comments honey bunch. Or else we'll have to punish you. Copperhead^Hisssssss 23:01, 21 July 2012 (UTC)

I haven't been here for two months. I've been enjoying my life and spent time out in the fresh air. After two months, I log in and make a post. Two minutes later, a pathetic loser comes along and thinks that he is intimidating me with his weird harrasment. You are pathetic.

Oh love, argumentum ad cellarium. How unoriginal. And sign your comments sweetie. Copperhead^Hisssssss 23:29, 21 July 2012 (UTC)

I'm not making an argument. I'm stating a fact. You need to get out more.

Please show us citations of your facts, then. Also, sign your comments. It's easy. I can even walk you through the steps if you're uncomfortable typing four tildes in a row by yourself. Ochotonaprinceps^{not a pokémon} 23:36, 21 July 2012 (UTC)

I don't provide citations as they are not necessary. I am stating facts. If you are uncomfortable with my conclusions you are welcome to ignore them - it is a free planet after all.

You see, the real problem is, and I'm stating this as a fact, not an argument, that you want to lick my penis clean after it's been rammed up your tight virgin arse. Problem is, you wont admit it. Get loose, honey, and find yourself a real man. XXX Bad Faith (talk) 23:51, 21 July 2012 (UTC)