If writing a new article, consider writing up a draft
And most importantly: Pull up a goat and have some fun!
Greetings, Omegagoldfish, and thank you for joining the greatest nonsensical cellulite of the internet! I hope you enjoy your time here. RadioactiveafikomenPlease ignore all my awful pre-2014 comments. 02:50, 2 February 2015 (UTC)