User talk:Potato

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Wow, it's really Potato?? I've seen you in so many recipes! Reverend Black Percy (talk) 11:58, 12 May 2017 (UTC)

Yes, it is I, the humble potato. Please don't use me in one of your recipes, though. That would be mean. Potato (talk) 12:06, 12 May 2017 (UTC)

Of all the flavors in the world, you had to be salty. Especially on fries. Reverend Black Percy (talk) 12:22, 12 May 2017 (UTC)

Mmmm chicken salt on fries... Potato (talk) 12:24, 12 May 2017 (UTC)

If rock salt comes from rocks... Dear lord, is that hen sweat crystals?! Reverend Black Percy (talk) 12:29, 12 May 2017 (UTC)

Hen sweat crystals are nasty. Vinegar tastes best on you, chèrie. Survive this and you'll need a lot of rum. 12:48, 12 May 2017 (UTC)

One day, due to the vessels containing them looking alike and being next to each other (coupled with the fact that I am an idiot), I accidentally put cinnamon on fries instead of chicken salt. Was surprisingly nice. Potato (talk) 12:50, 12 May 2017 (UTC)