User talk:SSchultz

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Not even

This user should not be confused with cp:user:SSchultz.

This user isn't on the same continent as THAT SSchultz.

TK

He's just a misunderstood good fellow. Editor at CP 17:36, 19 November 2007 (EST)

But incriminating e-mails is no good manners. Was it TK? Editor at CP 17:37, 19 November 2007 (EST)

Yes TK is was YOU. SSchultz 17:46, 19 November 2007 (EST)

I'm not TK by any means. Brr, what a shivering thought. Editor at CP 17:47, 19 November 2007 (EST)

Hey, but I thought... you know... "Through all this, only one individual has had the intellectual honesty to discuss this with me; my team captain." Not for realz? Uchiha 18:15, 19 November 2007 (EST)

SSchultz as the man who first welcomed you to Conservapedia and blocked a vandal who was harassing you early in your posting career (a vandal who probably came from here), I am disappointed to see you talk against the man who you were proud was going to bat for you just a couple of days ago. Is this the way you reward TK's efforts on your behalf? Learn Together 02:45, 21 November 2007 (EST)

By the way, incriminating e-mails have no effect on him. He could perjure himself up and down, call batty 'ol Mrs Schlafly all sorts of nasty names, sign it with his full name, take a video of him writing it, and send it to Andy, and he wouldn't care. He's like Wormtongue from LotR. I'm serious here.-αmεσ (ninja) 20:36, 19 November 2007 (EST)

Actually, that's a pretty spot-on characterization of him... Uchiha 23:26, 19 November 2007 (EST)

Maybe

Maybe TK really is Aschlafly's sock, alter ego. This was brought up some time ago in RW1.0 but poo-pooed into silence. If it were the case then Aschlafly is more brilliant than first thought and more splintered as well. Hide the firearms, ma! 23:39, 19 November 2007 (EST) CЯacke®

"Statistically Insignificant"

Dude, you're my fucking HERO OF THE DAY for this...outstanding work. PFoster 21:21, 5 February 2008 (EST)

If and when the real SSchultz shows up here I'm sure (s)he'll be more than flattered. Until then, all you have here is a well placed sock.

SSchultz 21:48, 5 February 2008 (EST)

Wait, you're a sock? Sweet Jebus ain't nobody real in this place? Warren Terra 21:55, 5 February 2008 (EST)

I'm real. -- ^srekaepsnamuħ   22:10, 5 February 2008 (EST)

Oh, I'm very real.Phallus of Satan 22:11, 5 February 2008 (EST)

I'm lear-- Er, real. Barikada 22:12, 5 February 2008 (EST)

I'm really real. New Gwenson

I have full cause of weeping; but this heart/Shall break into a hundred thousand flaws/Or ere I'll weep. O fool, I shall go mad! --King Real 04:50, 6 February 2008 (EST)