Liberal Boogeymen are best defined separately.
Liberal: adj, Not limited to or by established, traditional, orthodox, or authoritarian attitudes, views, or dogmas; free from bigotry.
Boogeymen: n, A terrifying specter; a hobgoblin.
As you can see, a Liberal Boogeyman is a terrifying hobgoblin, not limited by established traditions.
Liberal Boogeymen are skulking in the shadows, waiting for Conservatives to let down their defenses for just a moment, at which point they jump out of their hiding places and kidnap their victim, bringing him to the Head Boogeyman George Soros for reprogramming. Although there are many points on the "Boogeygenda" the highest prioities are:
- Convincing the world that Liberal Boogeymen don't exist
- Supplying money (secretly) to every known agency. This convinces them to add Liberal bias to everything they do
- Making Christianity illegal
- Pursuing the "homosexual agenda", also known as the "gay agenda"
- Forcing young boys to become transwomen by shoving soy and estrogen down their throats
- Equal rights for all people, not just rich white males
- Helping the terrorists win by trying to re-outlaw torture, stop blowing up Iraqis and stop the government from wiretapping the phones of innocent citizens.
- Bad-mouthing America every chance they get.
- Making both sexes go pee together
Despite their best efforts, Liberal Boogeymen have been spotted many times by Vigilant Conservatives. The extra vigilant conservatives actually manage to get a glimpse of Soros, the Head Boogeyman himself. Although shaken by these sightings, the Conservatives snap out of their shock and push their fears to the back, so as to put on a brave face to keep Conservative morale high.
Mr. O'Reilly is easily the most prolific Boogey spotter alive today, having caught a glimpse of these mysterious figures many times, including several close calls with Soros.
For example, when Indiana University released a study stating that
- "Our results show a consistent pattern of O'Reilly casting non-Americans in a negative light. Both illegal aliens and foreigners were constructed as physical threats to the public and never featured in the role of victim or hero."
O'Reilly spotted the Boogeymen behind it and told his audience the truth, that Indiana University has received millions of dollars from George Soros (See agenda above)
Bill has also spotted the hidden Boogeymen in Media Matters for America saying "I think Soros, his money that goes in, and then hires these assassins, does damage. I mean, these are the people who damaged William Bennett (search). And they tried to damage me.
Phyllis Schlafly (born Phyllis Schlafly-don't-bother-me) crashed the boogey-party in the late 70's by stepping in and blocking passage of the ERA amendment (AKA: Boogeyparty Plan H). While several Boogeymen took on public roles to assure the fairness of the amendment, Phyllis managed to see through all this and observe that what we really wanted to do was created Unisex bathrooms and draft really hot women into the military (it has been suggested that her main beef with the amendment is that she would not be eligible for the hot draft). After succeeding in her mission, she decided the world needed more vigilant spotters, so she Begat......
Schlafly is a relative newcomer to the Boogey-Spotting crowd, but he has hit the field running and never looked back. Recently, he became the source of some concern, as he saw right through the "religious protest" of the Hindu Chaplain in the Senate. Despite his repeated comments indicating a loss in Neural function, Andy-Baby (as he's known in CP circles) continues his never-ending mission, boldly going where no Conservative has gone before, finding (or inventing) and attacking all Liberal Boogeymen that stand in his way.
Known to all Conservatives as the Antichrist, Bill Clinton was the president for eight years. Despite that, he was still harshly criticized by Conservatives. He and the Hussein are the only Boogeymen to hold the office of the presidency (Jimmy Carter isn't an official member).
Barack HUSSEIN Obama
The newest Liberal Boogeyman and antichrist (Not Clinton!) on the block, a virtual unknown 6 years ago. Obama instills terror in the hearts of many Conservatives with his dark skin, suspicious name and sweet musky odours. Being forged from the liberal favorite, Affirmative Action, Obama horrifies Conservatives by posing as a god-fearing, married gent from Hawaii. When in fact, vigilant conservatives have dug deep and found him to be an Islamic homosexual from Kenya or one of the other 57 Islamic states.
Terrifying, deadly and even worse than Bill, Hillary is the current Headmistress at the Boogeyman training school. Her apparent failure to secure the Democratic presidential nomination was, it is now clear, her boogey masterstroke. Her position behind the throne as Secretary of State allows her to spend less time in the limelight and more time under the bed, plotting against unwary conservatives with the other Boogeymen. She lost the 2016 Presidential Election on purpose so she could find new ways to sneak scary Muslims and Mexicans into America and undermine Donald Trump, our
Russian rightfully-elected president with her emails.
Former vice president and professional whiner who couldn't shut up and accept a blatantly slanted court verdict in some contested election a few years back. Now a hypocrite who owns a big house (what's all this mumbo-jumbo about solar power and carbon offsets? Sounds commie to me) and runs a cable network that will air a documentary film made by practically anyone as long as it's shorter than fifteen minutes.
Makes movies. Well, movies that embarrass conservatives.
The supreme spiritual leader of all Liberals, everywhere. Despite his near god-like influence, he prefers to watch from the shadows. He keeps a low profile , posing as a university professor. Widely believed to be the right hand man of George Soros himself. Recently, a dedicated group of Conservatives connected the dots and flushed him out of his "high ranking" position for "plagiarizing" his work and "lying" about his "Native American" "ancestry". However, this was simple another step in the master plan. By terminating his position, deceitful Liberals can claim that academia is not biased.
Then again, many Natives who actually knew the man are convinced he was a Federal Agent, working with the FBI's COINTELPRO to discredit and destroy Native American movements,  so maybe the "Conservatives" were on to something.
The financier behind the Vast Left Wing Conspiracy. Bears absolutely no resemblance to Richard Mellon Scaife at all, not in the least. Liberals are thought to be paid in a secret currency known as Soros Bucks.
The enemy of religion, he hopes to destroy the Christian faith and Judeo-Christian values.
Even though they use his methods now.
Community reform organization that helped create the banking crisis by manipulating lending laws to get Affirmative Action loans, committed widespread voter fraud to get Barack HUSSEIN Obama elected, and then made off with billions in stimulus cash.
The New Black Panthers
Hate group with secret ties to the Obama administration that proves that he's racist against white people. They will be used in the 2012 elections to keep white people from voting.
The real-life Ellsworth Toohey!
Controls all of Hollywood, from where he implants evil lie-bral ideas into the minds of the masses.
Even though he does sports commentary (for now) he is still an evil liberal and stated to be the left wing equivalent of Bill O Reilly (to distract from the latter's wingnuterry)
- You may notice that "eating babies" is not on the liberal agenda list. But many of you may wonder, "do liberals eat babies?" The short answer is "no," and the long answer is "yes," with a "but."
- That so turns us sick Liberals on
- So low that a good many liberals have never heard of him. (I hadn't heard of him. Neither had I.)