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How are you celebrating two million edits?

Making a beeline for 30000003
Waiting for 2097152, the really significant number5
Bragging about what percentage I was responsible for3
Pretending to be productive16
Complaining2
Going outside12

Who Should Win the 2020 Democratic Primary?

Joe Biden1
Hillary Clinton1
Bernie Sanders23
Elizabeth Warren4
Tim Kaine1
Nancy Pelosi1
Chuck Schumer1
Kamala Harris1
Nyarlathotep7
Fëanor0
Spud12

Best continent

Africa9
Antarctica14
Asia5
Australia3
Europe28
North America12
South America3
Atlantis15
The two following polls reuse the same ID because nobody noticed until it was already over

Most Obnoxious Emergency Alert tones by country (Add other nations if you want)

American EAS10
Canada's Alert Ready8
Emergency Alert Australia7
Japan's J-Alert5
French Emergency Population Warning17
Russian Federal Unitary Enterprise Russian Broadcasting and Alert Networks10

Best month

January10
February8
March7
April5
May17
June10
July5
August2
September5
October7
November8
December10
I'm a contrarian!8

Star Trek vs Star Wars

What does Yoda need with a lightsaber?13
Highly illogical6
What is the obsession with balls flying at your face George!2
Vulcan Nerve Pinch yo ass!2
I find your lack of faith disturbing19
Boba Fett Orgasm3
Jar Jar Binks would bitch slap the Enterprise any day4
Jediism! Eek!2
Federation = fully automated luxury gay space communism40

Jar Jar Binks

He's a God!7
Me gusta6
Licks lips sensually6
NOOOOOOO!!!23
Tortures Jar Jar19
Pukes all over furniture 6
I wana see him in 3D6
Still a better love story than Twilight51

What is 1-2/3?

-\tfrac{1}{3}3
\tfrac{1}{3}57
0.\dot3, 0.\overline3, 0.3\dots or whatever11
0.333333333333333373
π1
Jesus12
A quantity5
1.6666... (the - is a hyphen)3
1 (in C code)2

What do you want for Christmas?

Donald Trump impeached 50
A third Valve game12
A life10
DiamondDisc1 re-elected as moderator3
AgingHippie to make good on his chicken coop promise2
All creationists gone4
Global warming solved33
No more world hunger15
No more telemarketers 5
DD1 to get a life4

Biggest Crooks in the Healthcare Field?

Medical Doctors 4
Osteopathic Physicians0
Pharmacists2
Dentists3
Optometrists2
Podiatrists0
Nurses2
Physical Therapists0
Occupational Therapists0
Home Healthcare workers1
Medical Assistants0
Physicians Assistants0
Acupuncturists3
Chiropractors10
Naturopathic Physicians50
Dr. Oz30

Which kind of fantasy elf would you want to be?

High Elf12
Wood Elf17
Dark Elf14
Sea Elf5
For fuck's sake, Ronin, don't you have anything better to do?!46
Santa's Elf6
Keebler Elf9
Shoemaker's Elf3

Whom would you want as United States President in 2020?

Oprah0
Mark Zuckerberg1
Mark Cuban4
Bernie Sanders91
Stephen Colbert18
Richard Dawkins5
Kent Hovind1
Jack Hyles1
Sam Harris2
Morgan Freeman5
Samuel L. Jackson7
Barack Obama13
Hillary Clinton1
Donald Trump18
John McCain3
That Undead Schizophrenic2
Naruto5
Eren Yeager 2
Homer Simpson2
Goat6
Super Mecha Death Goat59
Anita Sarkeesian6
Skynet14
Elizabeth Warren22
Michelle Obama4
The BoNs26

If the Founding Fathers were all alive today and eligible to run for the Presidency, whom would you vote for?

George Washington10
John Adams3
Thomas Jefferson23
James Madison1
Alexander Hamilton19
Benjamin Franklin47
John Jay1
Trent Toluouse16
Goat84

What alignment would you say the wiki is?

Lawful Good7
Neutral Good4
Chaotic Good13
Lawful Neutral15
True Neutral5
Chaotic Neutral11
Lawful Evil5
Neutral Evil2
Chaotic Evil5
Lawful Goat70
Chaotic Goat16

It's RW's tenth birthday soon! How should we celebrate?

Get drunk on fermented tea1
Hunt down Trent Toulouse and throw tomatoes at him20
Draw the curtains and listen to Radiohead2
Meh1
Cake!4
De-lurk and say hi5
Run round the house naked5
Goat6

Which conspiracy is controlling Trump and his administration right now ?

The freemasons1
The zionists3
The illuminatis 1
CHINA6
Russian hackers23
A commie plot1
The globalists2
Rothschild3
The aliens who built Bigfoot10

Can lady goats be doctors?

Yes23
#Feminism8
Is this another John Oliver reference? Quit spamming the pointless poll with more in-jokes than a review of Atlanta Nights.31

Who Won the Rational Limerick Contest?

RoninMacbeth0
Ikanreed1
Reverend Black Percy12
LeftyGreenMario0
David Gerard1
Rationalzombie940
nobs4
Smerdis of Tlön1
DiamondDisc12
Donald Trump3
Goat22
Everyone's a winner because they had fun21

Who should own the means of productions ?

Goats4
The workers23
Same as now6
Donald Trump2
The State0
Democratically elected business executives/CEOs2
Computers3
RationalWiki admins11
THE GLOBALISTS !!2
Aliens4
Big Pharma1
Comsumers0

Should there be a maximum wage ?

Yes, by taxing all profits above a certain level of income, as Corbyn proposed0
Yes, by puting a limit of the gaps of wages between CEOs and their employees for each corporation18
No4

Does anybody check the pointless poll anymore?

I do...32
Whoops, wrong button.7

What is your Christmas Day greeting?

Merry Christmas55
Happy Christmas4
Happy Holidays12
Compliments of the Season3
Yuletide Tidings3
Merry Chrimbus5
Bah Humbug15
Allahu akbar6

What is your favorite field of science ?

Physics15
Astronomy9
Biology8
Neuro-science3
Psychology4
Psychiatry1
Mathematics1
Geology2
Sociology14
Genetics0
Memetics2
Scientology2
Necromancy7
Linguistics3
Caprinology3

Who should the Democrats pick as their next national committee chair?

Keith Ellison29
Howard Dean8

Who should Donald Trump select as Secretary of State?

Mitt Romney1
John Bolton0
Rudy Giuliani0
Bob Corker0
David Petraeus0
A goat23

What should be done about ISIS?

Nuke their bases, and other stuff16
Do a full-scale ground invasion and occupy the place for many many years13
Do a full-scale ground invasion, then promptly leave3
What we're doing now: heavy airstrikes, training and arming local troops112
Just training and arming locals who oppose them12
Absolutely nothing32
Make fun of them, so that they fall apart from within10
Empower religious Muslim voices who're fanatically pro-peace, so they actually fall apart from within36
Join and support them4

Who do you think should be the next president of the USA?

Donald Trump33
Bernie Sanders186
Hillary Clinton66
Barack Obama13
Bill Clinton1
Gary Johnson13
Jill Stein11
Joe Biden6
Ivanka Trump4
Ayatollah Khamenei3
A goat74
Abdul AlhazredWikipedia's W.svg12
Your mom10

And who should absolutely not be the next president?

Donald Trump295
Hillary Clinton60
Bernie Sanders10
Barack Obama3
Bill Clinton3
Gary Johnson2
Jill Stein5
Ivanka Trump5
the ghost of Osama bin Laden22

Who's Trump gonna pick as his running mate?

Ivanka Trump9
Melania Trump0
Hulk Hogan28
Chuck Norris14
John Barron6

Which online game has the worst community?

Call of Duty10
Counter Strike1
Minecraft1
DoTA 5
League of Legends2
World of Warcraft2

What should RW use as a demonym for its users?

RationalWikian52
RationalWikan1
RatWik6
RWer (pronounced "rower")0
Goat44
SJW11
RWer (pronounced "arr-wee-urr")1
RWer (pronounced "arr-wee-eh")0
RWer (pronounced "goatfucker")4
RationalWiccan3

Best Star Wars Movie

The Phantom Menace12
Attack of the Clones0
Revenge of the Sith5
A New Hope22
The Empire Strikes Back60
Return of the Jedi7
The Force Awakens14
The Holiday Special11
Ewoks: The Battle for Endor2

Worst Star Wars Movie

The Phantom Menace56
Attack of the Clones34
Revenge of the Sith5
A New Hope2
The Empire Strikes Back9
Return of the Jedi2
The Force Awakens2

Double poll time! First up: Since we had a 'Best Movie of 2015', Best Game of 2015?

Undertale (obviously)9
Metal Gear Solid V: The Phantom Pain3
The Witcher 33
Bloodborne0
Splatoon2
Rocket League0
Fallout 45
Assasin's Creed: Syndicate1
Tom Clancy's Rainbow Six Siege0
Sid Meier's Rainbow Siege VI0
Kerbal Space Program (is technically 2015)1
Cities: Skylines1
Evolve0
The Beginner's Guide0
Just Cause 30
Halo 51
Life is Strange0
Mortal Kombat X0
Batman: Arkham Knight0
Rise of the Tomb Raider0
Hotline Miami 2: Wrong Number1
Super Mario Maker0

And now, in honour of the confusing plot of Metal Gear: Best snake?

Solid Snake1
Old Snake1
Liquid Snake0
White Mamba0
Solidus Snake0
Naked Snake0
Punished "Venom" Snake1
Snake (Raiden)4
'Acid' Snake0
Snake Pliskin1
Pipo Snake0
SNAKE (ALIVE, S.RATION)0
Punching Goat, the MB soldier that might as well be Snake because the NPCs don't have different dialogue when I'm playing as her7

What is the best movie of 2015 (end of the year update)

Kingsman: The Secret Service0
Ex Machina2
Furious 70
Avengers: Age of Ultron2
Mad Max: Fury Road17
Jurassic World3
Inside Out4
Mission Impossible: Rogue Nation0
Ant-man0
The Martian6
Bridge of Spies1
Sicario2
Spectre1
Star Wars Episode VII: The Force Awakens35
Maggie0
Terminator Genisys0
The Danish Girl3
The Good Dinosaur1
The Revenant1
The Hateful Eight2
The Peanuts Movie0

How will 2016 be for Rationalwiki?

Our best year ever1
Our worst year ever1
We'll get sued out of existence1
We'll get DDOS'ed out of existence3
Trent Toulouse will wake up and realise it was all a dream3
Goat37
We will lose approximately 90% of the current editors7
Why is this poll the same every year? Maybe we'll find Jesus.11
More "*insert brief edit war*-wiki"s11

What's "MDK?"

Murder Death Kill26
Misssion: Deliver Kindness3
Mothers Day Kisses2
Many Dick Kneeings2
Manly, Daring Karate2
Most Danish Kestrels0
More Demons Kickboxing1
Marrying Ducks Kindly0
Manny Denies Karma0
Maximum Dancing Kangaroo1
Massive Destroyer Knuckle (WATATATATATATATA!)4
Must Diagnose Kinetics0
Might Deflate Knob3
Fondling Goats Softly11
My Dank Kilimanjaro4
Maybe Daniel's Knitting?0
Mainly Digging Kenny0
Mormons Deny Kakarat0
My Dinner? Koalas.2
Max, Doc, Kurt2
My Diligent Krakatoa2
Mama's Deadly Kink1
Morbid Digimon Kernels1
Crush, Kill, Destroy1
Malware Deactivates Kik0
Good riddance1

What's your favourite kink/fetish?

Someone wearing a goat mask1
Someone wearing a realistic goat suit but without a goat mask0
Someone wearing goat masks on each appendage2
What's all this goofy goat stuff? A plain old foot fetish for me0
Actual goats3
Someone wearing a pony mask and/or costume0
A pony furry4
An actual pony0
A magical, flying pony2
Something involving a brass instrument, a reed, and valve oil4
Oh! And this one time at band camp...2
This isn't DeviantArt40
Burger Kink; I'll take those "chicken fries" anywhere0
Imagining yourself as your own original self-insert character in your favourite franchise's universe who's of course in a loving consensual relationship with your favourite character(s) from said franchise2
So many, but flattening people to use them as a doormat or hang them up as a picture has been on my mind a lot lately. Your kinks don't come close!1

Do you have a degree or are working towards one? (any level)

Yes - Social SciencesWikipedia's W.svg12
Yes - Natural scienceWikipedia's W.svg22
Yes - HumanitiesWikipedia's W.svg16
Yes - Economics/Business13
Yes - Other33
No7
I don't even have a Diploma!17
Tried a couple higher studies but dropped out due to bad grades and disinterest6
That's none of yer damn business!4
I have a masters from the university of life. Would you like fries with your vote?4

Greatest riff ever

Smoke on the Water18
Wow, real North Korean poll we have going here13
Well you're free to add more4
Pictures at an Exhibition4
Passacaglia and Fugue in C Minor, BWV 5828
The Rolling Stones Satisfaction7
Blue Öyster Cult Don't Fear the Reaper13
Edgar Winter Frankenstein4
Well, there's this awesome riff I just invented. I promise you, it's the best ever!1
Meshuggah - I Am Colossus2
Well, the Great Barrier Reef of couOh, riff. Sorry, never mind.10
Public Image - Public Image Limited5
Ana Ng - They Might Be Giants1

Should Humans colonize other planets?

Yes21
No3
Terraform them!9
Attempt to make them as minimally tasty as possible so as to discourage Cthulhu from eating our general neighborhood first6

Best movie of 2015 so far (add more if you like)

Kingsmen: The Secret Service4
Ex Machina3
Avengers: Age of Ultron5
Mad Max: Fury Road31
Jurassic World4
Inside Out16
Mission Impossible: Rogue Nation0
Movies?27
Ant-Man2
Doragon bôru Z: Fukkatsu no 'F'1
Paper Towns0
Minions2
Terminator Genisys1
Maggie1

What hand do you prefer to write with?

Left18
Right73
Both Equally5
I cannot write4
I prefer not to write7

Are you excited for Fallout 4

Yes40
No26
Please Stand by6
Haven't even gotten around to New Vegas yet7
Fall who?7

Best James Bond Movie

Skyfall8
Quantum of Solace0
Casino Royale (the 2006 and actually good one)6
Die Another Day1
The World Is Not Enough0
Tomorrow Never Dies2
Goldeneye8
License to Kill0
The Living Daylights0
A View to a Kill0
Octopussy0
For Your Eyes Only0
Moonraker3
The Spy Who Loved Me0
The Man with the Golden Gun3
Live and Let Die5
Diamonds are Forever1
On Her Majesty's Secret Service1
You Only Live Twice2
Thunderball1
Goldfinger9
From Russia with Love0
Dr. No1
None5
Casino Royale (the 1967 original)1
Casino Royale (the 1954 original original)1
I never watched James Bond18
Never Say Never Again0
Looney Tunes Back in Action1

When I hear the term "butthurt," I assume the user is referring to

Somebody metaphorically getting their ass kicked27
Somebody metaphorically being sodomized against their will6
The fact that he's twelve14
Somebody metaphorically suffering socially-tolerated domestic abuse on their tender buttocks1

"Trent Toulouse?"

I've only heard hushed whispers of the Man.8
I know he has a really long joke block reason on here.4
I believe him to be a front of the Secret Cabal, like Father or Big Brother. 9
He is just a man.5
Who?40

Oh noes! A wizard on the streets of Manhattan is about to turn you into your favorite animal for the rest of your life! What happens next?

I turn into a lion0
I turn into a weasel1
I turn into a snake0
I turn into whale4
I turn into a chimp0
I turn into a narwhal1
I turn into Michele Bachmann 2
I turn into a fox2
I turn into a grasshopper0
I turn into a crow5
Japanese cartoon porn 20
Screw animals! Punch the wizard in the face and steal his wallet! This is Manhattan!17
Other5
Nothing. Magic powers aren't real.23
I turn into a kitty-kat!3
I put on my robe and wizard hat14

Favorite "children's" card game?

Slapdragon0
Pokemon6
Yu-Gi-Oh6
Magic the Gathering 15
Go fish 6
War 1
Other11

You're on board humanity's first manned voyage into the Solar System. Unfortunately, it's one-way. Where would you want to die?

Mars9
Titan5
Europa28
Io2
Pluto2
Enceladus2
Haumea2
Makemake2
Ceres6

Peanut butter and?

Jam8
Jelly
Banana.gif
27
Bananas6
Nutella4
Bacon1
Chocolate9
Marshmallow fluff3
Other4
I'm a purist - peanut butter only!8
Peanut butter? Bleurgh!18

What will 2015 be like for RationalWiki?

Our best year ever9
Our worst year ever9
We'll get sued out of existence5
We'll get DDOS'ed out of existence5
Trent Toulouse will wake up and realise it was all a dream12
Goat64
We will lose approximately 90% of the current editors1


Is it time to put the Santa hat on our brain?

Yes!19
No!0
Goat5
Fuck Christmas. I'm sitting at home, drinking cheap whiskey and cradling my gun8
I didn't vote in time...16

Which trigonometric function is the best?

Sine19
Cosine15
Tangent12
Cosecant4
Secant2
Cotangent3
Havercosine5
Arcsine3


Which is your favorite pet? (Add more if you want)

Cat27
Dog19
Fish0
Bird of some kind3
Reptile of some kind1
Amphibian of some kind0
Other mammals3
Neopet6
Goat12
Bunneh3
Long-eared jerboa1


Which Dinosaur is the coolest? Add some more if you want to.

Tyrannosaurus6
Triceratops2
The Crocoduck15
Therizinosaurus5
Diplodocus2
Barney4
Velociraptor6
David Bowie24
Brontosaurus3
Yoshi23
Troodon2
Parvicursor1
Robbie Sinclair2
"Dilophosaurus" 1
Someone make a new poll already!1

What age group are you?

12 and under3
13 - 1710
18 - 2427
25 - 3423
35 - 548
55+7
Fuck you, there is nothing more depressing than having gone up a bracket2

The Scottish Independence vote is in a month: Yes or No result.

Yes11
No29
Yes, but it still won't happen14

Which side will gain in the 2014 US elections?

The Republicans12
The Democrats16
Libertarian Revolution '143
Some other third party1
No side will gain a clear advantage10
Meh25

Where do you see RationalWiki in ten years? Not what should we be, mind you, but what will we be?

About where we are now: humming steadily along, new editors coming and going, generally considered a reasonably reliable source within the skeptical community but not widely known outside of it.67
Much more influential, with greatly increased activity and frequent citations of our material from mainstream press sources.17
Steady in output, but having so radically altered its content as to be unrecognizable when compared to the RW of 2014 (e.g. mission creep).9
The Citizendium of the skeptic movement: still there, technically, but hardly anybody cares.15
Dead. 404 error and all.19
There will be no RationalWiki because, by that time, the robots will have destroyed most of humanity and enslaved the rest.3

Which user has the coolest signature? (Add anybody you like, and don't just vote for yourself!)

Messiah of Doom6
Wehpudicabok4
Nutty Roux3
KnightOfTL;DR7
Stabby the Misanthrope1
Ace McWicked1
Raysenn2
Brxbrx3
Human1
Sprocket J. Cogswell1
PowderSmokeAndLeather1
Anonymous user6
Doesn't matter, I was going to vote for myself anyway22
Some goat8
"Cool" signatures are anything but47

Who would you like to see less of on Rationalwiki? (feel free to add to the list...)

Whiny MRA's21
Whiny feminists9
Smug atheists5
Self-righteous believers2
Fanatical Reds1
Fanatical Libertarians4
Conservapedia addicts2
Brxbrx9
Anonymous user6
Off-mission articles 1
People complaining about off mission articles23
BoNs spamming neoreactionary crap3
Polls5



And the Oscar goes to...

12 Years a Slave15
Gravity8
American Hustle2
The Wolf of Wall Street2
Captain Phillips1
Philomena0
Her1
Dallas Buyers Club0
Nebraska0
Those assholes didn't even nominate the movie I was rooting for!8
I don't follow American cinema19