RationalWiki:To do list/Pointless polls/Archive2
How are you celebrating two million edits?
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Making a beeline for 3000000 |
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Waiting for 2097152, the really significant number |
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Bragging about what percentage I was responsible for |
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Pretending to be productive |
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Complaining |
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Going outside |
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Who Should Win the 2020 Democratic Primary?
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Joe Biden |
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Hillary Clinton |
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Bernie Sanders |
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Elizabeth Warren |
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Tim Kaine |
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Nancy Pelosi |
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Chuck Schumer |
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Kamala Harris |
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Nyarlathotep |
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Fëanor |
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Best continent
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Africa |
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Antarctica |
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Asia |
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Australia |
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Europe |
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North America |
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South America |
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Atlantis |
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Most Obnoxious Emergency Alert tones by country (Add other nations if you want)
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American EAS |
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Canada's Alert Ready |
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Emergency Alert Australia |
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Japan's J-Alert |
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French Emergency Population Warning |
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Russian Federal Unitary Enterprise Russian Broadcasting and Alert Networks |
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Best month
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January |
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February |
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March |
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April |
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May |
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June |
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July |
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August |
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September |
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October |
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November |
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December |
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I'm a contrarian! |
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Star Trek vs Star Wars
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What does Yoda need with a lightsaber? |
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Highly illogical |
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What is the obsession with balls flying at your face George! |
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Vulcan Nerve Pinch yo ass! |
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I find your lack of faith disturbing |
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Boba Fett Orgasm |
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Jar Jar Binks would bitch slap the Enterprise any day |
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Jediism! Eek! |
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Federation = fully automated luxury gay space communism |
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Jar Jar Binks
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He's a God! |
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Me gusta |
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Licks lips sensually |
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NOOOOOOO!!! |
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Tortures Jar Jar |
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Pukes all over furniture |
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I wana see him in 3D |
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Still a better love story than Twilight |
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What is 1-2/3?
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or whatever |
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0.33333333333333337 |
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π |
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Jesus |
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A quantity |
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1.6666... (the - is a hyphen) |
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1 (in C code) |
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What do you want for Christmas?
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Donald Trump impeached |
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A third Valve game |
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A life |
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DiamondDisc1 re-elected as moderator |
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AgingHippie to make good on his chicken coop promise |
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All creationists gone |
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Global warming solved |
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No more world hunger |
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No more telemarketers |
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DD1 to get a life |
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Biggest Crooks in the Healthcare Field?
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Medical Doctors |
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Osteopathic Physicians |
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Pharmacists |
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Dentists |
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Optometrists |
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Podiatrists |
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Nurses |
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Physical Therapists |
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Occupational Therapists |
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Home Healthcare workers |
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Medical Assistants |
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Physicians Assistants |
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Acupuncturists |
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Chiropractors |
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Naturopathic Physicians |
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Which kind of fantasy elf would you want to be?
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High Elf |
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Wood Elf |
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Dark Elf |
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Sea Elf |
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For fuck's sake, Ronin, don't you have anything better to do?! |
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Santa's Elf |
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Keebler Elf |
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Shoemaker's Elf |
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Whom would you want as United States President in 2020?
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Oprah |
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Mark Zuckerberg |
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Mark Cuban |
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Bernie Sanders |
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Stephen Colbert |
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Richard Dawkins |
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Kent Hovind |
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Jack Hyles |
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Sam Harris |
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Morgan Freeman |
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Samuel L. Jackson |
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Barack Obama |
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Hillary Clinton |
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Donald Trump |
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John McCain |
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Naruto |
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Eren Yeager |
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Homer Simpson |
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Goat |
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Super Mecha Death Goat |
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Anita Sarkeesian |
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Skynet |
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Elizabeth Warren |
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Michelle Obama |
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The BoNs |
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If the Founding Fathers were all alive today and eligible to run for the Presidency, whom would you vote for?
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George Washington |
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John Adams |
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Thomas Jefferson |
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James Madison |
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Alexander Hamilton |
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Benjamin Franklin |
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John Jay |
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Trent Toluouse |
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Goat |
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What alignment would you say the wiki is?
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Lawful Good |
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Neutral Good |
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Chaotic Good |
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Lawful Neutral |
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True Neutral |
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Chaotic Neutral |
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Lawful Evil |
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Neutral Evil |
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Chaotic Evil |
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Lawful Goat |
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Chaotic Goat |
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It's RW's tenth birthday soon! How should we celebrate?
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Get drunk on fermented tea |
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Hunt down Trent Toulouse and throw tomatoes at him |
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Draw the curtains and listen to Radiohead |
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Meh |
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Cake! |
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De-lurk and say hi |
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Run round the house naked |
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Goat |
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Which conspiracy is controlling Trump and his administration right now ?
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The freemasons |
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The zionists |
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The illuminatis |
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CHINA |
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Russian hackers |
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A commie plot |
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The globalists |
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Rothschild |
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The aliens who built Bigfoot |
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Can lady goats be doctors?
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Yes |
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#Feminism |
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Is this another John Oliver reference? Quit spamming the pointless poll with more in-jokes than a review of Atlanta Nights. |
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Who Won the Rational Limerick Contest?
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RoninMacbeth |
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Ikanreed |
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Reverend Black Percy |
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LeftyGreenMario |
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David Gerard |
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Rationalzombie94 |
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nobs |
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Smerdis of Tlön |
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DiamondDisc1 |
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Goat |
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Everyone's a winner because they had fun |
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Who should own the means of productions ?
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Goats |
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The workers |
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Same as now |
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Donald Trump |
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The State |
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Democratically elected business executives/CEOs |
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Computers |
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RationalWiki admins |
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THE GLOBALISTS !! |
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Aliens |
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Big Pharma |
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Comsumers |
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Should there be a maximum wage ?
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Yes, by taxing all profits above a certain level of income, as Corbyn proposed |
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Yes, by puting a limit of the gaps of wages between CEOs and their employees for each corporation |
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No |
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Does anybody check the pointless poll anymore?
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I do... |
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Whoops, wrong button. |
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What is your Christmas Day greeting?
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Merry Christmas |
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Happy Christmas |
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Happy Holidays |
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Compliments of the Season |
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Yuletide Tidings |
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Merry Chrimbus |
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Bah Humbug |
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Allahu akbar |
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What is your favorite field of science ?
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Physics |
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Astronomy |
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Biology |
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Neuro-science |
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Psychology |
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Psychiatry |
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Mathematics |
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Geology |
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Sociology |
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Genetics |
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Memetics |
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Scientology |
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Necromancy |
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Linguistics |
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Caprinology |
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Who should the Democrats pick as their next national committee chair?
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Keith Ellison |
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Howard Dean |
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Who should Donald Trump select as Secretary of State?
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Mitt Romney |
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John Bolton |
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Rudy Giuliani |
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Bob Corker |
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David Petraeus |
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A goat |
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What should be done about ISIS?
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Nuke their bases, and other stuff |
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Do a full-scale ground invasion and occupy the place for many many years |
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Do a full-scale ground invasion, then promptly leave |
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What we're doing now: heavy airstrikes, training and arming local troops |
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Just training and arming locals who oppose them |
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Absolutely nothing |
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Make fun of them, so that they fall apart from within |
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Empower religious Muslim voices who're fanatically pro-peace, so they actually fall apart from within |
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Join and support them |
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Who do you think should be the next president of the USA?
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Donald Trump |
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Bernie Sanders |
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Hillary Clinton |
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Barack Obama |
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Bill Clinton |
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Gary Johnson |
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Jill Stein |
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Joe Biden |
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Ivanka Trump |
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Ayatollah Khamenei |
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A goat |
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Your mom |
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And who should absolutely not be the next president?
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Donald Trump |
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Hillary Clinton |
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Bernie Sanders |
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Barack Obama |
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Bill Clinton |
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Gary Johnson |
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Jill Stein |
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Ivanka Trump |
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the ghost of Osama bin Laden |
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Who's Trump gonna pick as his running mate?
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Ivanka Trump |
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Melania Trump |
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Hulk Hogan |
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Chuck Norris |
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John Barron |
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Which online game has the worst community?
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Call of Duty |
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Counter Strike |
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Minecraft |
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DoTA |
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League of Legends |
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World of Warcraft |
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What should RW use as a demonym for its users?
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RationalWikian |
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RationalWikan |
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RatWik |
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RWer (pronounced "rower") |
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Goat |
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SJW |
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RWer (pronounced "arr-wee-urr") |
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RWer (pronounced "arr-wee-eh") |
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RWer (pronounced "goatfucker") |
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RationalWiccan |
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Best Star Wars Movie
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The Phantom Menace |
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Attack of the Clones |
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Revenge of the Sith |
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A New Hope |
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The Empire Strikes Back |
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Return of the Jedi |
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The Force Awakens |
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The Holiday Special |
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Ewoks: The Battle for Endor |
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Worst Star Wars Movie
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The Phantom Menace |
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Attack of the Clones |
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Revenge of the Sith |
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A New Hope |
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The Empire Strikes Back |
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Return of the Jedi |
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The Force Awakens |
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Double poll time! First up: Since we had a 'Best Movie of 2015', Best Game of 2015?
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Undertale (obviously) |
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Metal Gear Solid V: The Phantom Pain |
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The Witcher 3 |
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Bloodborne |
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Splatoon |
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Rocket League |
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Fallout 4 |
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Assasin's Creed: Syndicate |
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Tom Clancy's Rainbow Six Siege |
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Sid Meier's Rainbow Siege VI |
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Kerbal Space Program (is technically 2015) |
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Cities: Skylines |
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Evolve |
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The Beginner's Guide |
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Just Cause 3 |
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Halo 5 |
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Life is Strange |
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Mortal Kombat X |
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Batman: Arkham Knight |
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Rise of the Tomb Raider |
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Hotline Miami 2: Wrong Number |
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Super Mario Maker |
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And now, in honour of the confusing plot of Metal Gear: Best snake?
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Solid Snake |
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Old Snake |
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Liquid Snake |
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White Mamba |
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Solidus Snake |
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Naked Snake |
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Punished "Venom" Snake |
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Snake (Raiden) |
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'Acid' Snake |
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Snake Pliskin |
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Pipo Snake |
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SNAKE (ALIVE, S.RATION) |
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Punching Goat, the MB soldier that might as well be Snake because the NPCs don't have different dialogue when I'm playing as her |
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What is the best movie of 2015 (end of the year update)
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Kingsman: The Secret Service |
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Ex Machina |
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Furious 7 |
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Avengers: Age of Ultron |
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Mad Max: Fury Road |
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Jurassic World |
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Inside Out |
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Mission Impossible: Rogue Nation |
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Ant-man |
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The Martian |
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Bridge of Spies |
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Sicario |
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Spectre |
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Star Wars Episode VII: The Force Awakens |
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Maggie |
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Terminator Genisys |
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The Danish Girl |
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The Good Dinosaur |
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The Revenant |
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The Hateful Eight |
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The Peanuts Movie |
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How will 2016 be for Rationalwiki?
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Our best year ever |
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Our worst year ever |
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We'll get sued out of existence |
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We'll get DDOS'ed out of existence |
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Trent Toulouse will wake up and realise it was all a dream |
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Goat |
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We will lose approximately 90% of the current editors |
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Why is this poll the same every year? Maybe we'll find Jesus. |
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More "*insert brief edit war*-wiki"s |
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What's "MDK?"
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Murder Death Kill |
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Misssion: Deliver Kindness |
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Mothers Day Kisses |
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Many Dick Kneeings |
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2 |
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Manly, Daring Karate |
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Most Danish Kestrels |
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More Demons Kickboxing |
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Marrying Ducks Kindly |
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0 |
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Manny Denies Karma |
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Maximum Dancing Kangaroo |
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Massive Destroyer Knuckle (WATATATATATATATA!) |
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Must Diagnose Kinetics |
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Might Deflate Knob |
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3 |
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Fondling Goats Softly |
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11 |
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My Dank Kilimanjaro |
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4 |
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Maybe Daniel's Knitting? |
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0 |
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Mainly Digging Kenny |
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0 |
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Mormons Deny Kakarat |
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0 |
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My Dinner? Koalas. |
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2 |
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Max, Doc, Kurt |
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2 |
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My Diligent Krakatoa |
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2 |
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Mama's Deadly Kink |
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1 |
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Morbid Digimon Kernels |
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1 |
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Crush, Kill, Destroy |
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1 |
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Malware Deactivates Kik |
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0 |
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Good riddance |
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1 |
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What's your favourite kink/fetish?
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Someone wearing a goat mask |
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1 |
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Someone wearing a realistic goat suit but without a goat mask |
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0 |
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Someone wearing goat masks on each appendage |
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2 |
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What's all this goofy goat stuff? A plain old foot fetish for me |
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0 |
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Actual goats |
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3 |
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Someone wearing a pony mask and/or costume |
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0 |
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A pony furry |
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4 |
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An actual pony |
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0 |
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A magical, flying pony |
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2 |
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Something involving a brass instrument, a reed, and valve oil |
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4 |
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Oh! And this one time at band camp... |
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2 |
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This isn't DeviantArt |
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40 |
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Burger Kink; I'll take those "chicken fries" anywhere |
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0 |
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Imagining yourself as your own original self-insert character in your favourite franchise's universe who's of course in a loving consensual relationship with your favourite character(s) from said franchise |
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2 |
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So many, but flattening people to use them as a doormat or hang them up as a picture has been on my mind a lot lately. Your kinks don't come close! |
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1 |
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Do you have a degree or are working towards one? (any level)
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Yes - Social Sciences |
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12 |
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Yes - Natural science |
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22 |
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Yes - Humanities |
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16 |
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Yes - Economics/Business |
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13 |
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Yes - Other |
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33 |
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No |
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7 |
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I don't even have a Diploma! |
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17 |
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Tried a couple higher studies but dropped out due to |
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6 |
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That's none of yer damn business! |
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4 |
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I have a masters from the university of life. Would you like fries with your vote? |
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4 |
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Greatest riff ever
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Smoke on the Water |
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18 |
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Wow, real North Korean poll we have going here |
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13 |
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Well you're free to add more |
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4 |
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4 |
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| "
8 |
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The Rolling Stones Satisfaction |
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7 |
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Blue Öyster Cult Don't Fear the Reaper |
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13 |
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Edgar Winter Frankenstein |
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4 |
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Well, there's this awesome riff I just invented. I promise you, it's the best ever! |
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2 |
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10 |
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| "
5 |
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| "
1 |
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Should Humans colonize other planets?
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Yes |
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21 |
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No |
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3 |
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Terraform them! |
"
9 |
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Attempt to make them as minimally tasty as possible so as to discourage Cthulhu from eating our general neighborhood first |
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6 |
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Best movie of 2015 so far (add more if you like)
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Kingsmen: The Secret Service |
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4 |
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Ex Machina |
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3 |
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Avengers: Age of Ultron |
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5 |
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Mad Max: Fury Road |
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31 |
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Jurassic World |
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4 |
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Inside Out |
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16 |
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Mission Impossible: Rogue Nation |
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0 |
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Movies? |
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27 |
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Ant-Man |
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2 |
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Doragon bôru Z: Fukkatsu no 'F' |
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1 |
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Paper Towns |
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0 |
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Minions |
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2 |
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Terminator Genisys |
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1 |
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Maggie |
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1 |
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What hand do you prefer to write with?
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Left |
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18 |
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Right |
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73 |
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Both Equally |
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5 |
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I cannot write |
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4 |
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I prefer not to write |
"
7 |
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Are you excited for Fallout 4
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Yes |
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40 |
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No |
"
26 |
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Please Stand by |
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6 |
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Haven't even gotten around to New Vegas yet |
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7 |
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Fall who? |
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7 |
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Best James Bond Movie
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Skyfall |
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8 |
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Quantum of Solace |
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0 |
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Casino Royale (the 2006 and actually good one) |
"
6 |
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Die Another Day |
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1 |
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The World Is Not Enough |
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0 |
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Tomorrow Never Dies |
"
2 |
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Goldeneye |
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8 |
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License to Kill |
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0 |
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The Living Daylights |
"
0 |
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A View to a Kill |
"
0 |
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Octopussy |
"
0 |
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For Your Eyes Only |
"
0 |
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Moonraker |
"
3 |
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The Spy Who Loved Me |
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0 |
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The Man with the Golden Gun |
"
3 |
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Live and Let Die |
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5 |
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Diamonds are Forever |
"
1 |
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On Her Majesty's Secret Service |
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1 |
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You Only Live Twice |
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2 |
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Thunderball |
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1 |
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Goldfinger |
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9 |
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From Russia with Love |
"
0 |
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Dr. No |
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1 |
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None |
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5 |
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Casino Royale (the 1967 original) |
"
1 |
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Casino Royale (the 1954 original original) |
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1 |
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I never watched James Bond |
"
18 |
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Never Say Never Again |
"
0 |
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Looney Tunes Back in Action |
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1 |
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When I hear the term "butthurt," I assume the user is referring to
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Somebody metaphorically getting their ass kicked |
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27 |
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Somebody metaphorically being sodomized against their will |
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6 |
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The fact that he's twelve |
"
14 |
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Somebody metaphorically suffering socially-tolerated domestic abuse on their tender buttocks |
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1 |
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"Trent Toulouse?"
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I've only heard hushed whispers of the Man. |
"
8 |
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I know he has a really long joke block reason on here. |
"
4 |
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I believe him to be a front of the Secret Cabal, like Father or Big Brother. |
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9 |
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He is just a man. |
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5 |
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Who? |
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40 |
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Oh noes! A wizard on the streets of Manhattan is about to turn you into your favorite animal for the rest of your life! What happens next?
|
I turn into a lion |
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0 |
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I turn into a weasel |
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1 |
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I turn into a snake |
"
0 |
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I turn into whale |
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4 |
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I turn into a chimp |
"
0 |
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I turn into a narwhal |
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1 |
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I turn into Michele Bachmann |
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2 |
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I turn into a fox |
"
2 |
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I turn into a grasshopper |
"
0 |
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I turn into a crow |
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5 |
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Japanese cartoon porn |
"
20 |
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Screw animals! Punch the wizard in the face and steal his wallet! This is Manhattan! |
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17 |
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Other |
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5 |
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Nothing. Magic powers aren't real. |
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23 |
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I turn into a kitty-kat! |
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3 |
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I put on my robe and wizard hat |
"
14 |
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Favorite "children's" card game?
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Slapdragon |
"
0 |
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Pokemon |
"
6 |
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Yu-Gi-Oh |
"
6 |
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Magic the Gathering |
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15 |
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Go fish |
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6 |
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War |
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1 |
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Other |
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11 |
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You're on board humanity's first manned voyage into the Solar System. Unfortunately, it's one-way. Where would you want to die?
|
Mars |
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9 |
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Titan |
"
5 |
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Europa |
"
28 |
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Io |
"
2 |
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Pluto |
"
2 |
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Enceladus |
"
2 |
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Haumea |
"
2 |
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Makemake |
"
2 |
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Ceres |
"
6 |
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Peanut butter and?
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Jam |
"
8 |
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Jelly  |
"
27 |
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Bananas |
"
6 |
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Nutella |
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4 |
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Bacon |
"
1 |
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Chocolate |
"
9 |
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Marshmallow fluff |
"
3 |
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Other |
"
4 |
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I'm a purist - peanut butter only! |
"
8 |
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Peanut butter? Bleurgh! |
"
18 |
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What will 2015 be like for RationalWiki?
|
Our best year ever |
"
9 |
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Our worst year ever |
"
9 |
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We'll get sued out of existence |
"
5 |
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We'll get DDOS'ed out of existence |
"
5 |
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Trent Toulouse will wake up and realise it was all a dream |
"
12 |
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Goat |
"
64 |
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We will lose approximately 90% of the current editors |
"
1 |
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Is it time to put the Santa hat on our brain?
|
Yes! |
"
19 |
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No! |
"
0 |
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Goat |
"
5 |
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Fuck Christmas. I'm sitting at home, drinking cheap whiskey and cradling my gun |
"
8 |
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I didn't vote in time... |
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16 |
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Which trigonometric function is the best?
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Sine |
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19 |
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Cosine |
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15 |
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Tangent |
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12 |
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Cosecant |
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4 |
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Secant |
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2 |
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Cotangent |
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3 |
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Havercosine |
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5 |
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Arcsine |
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3 |
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Which is your favorite pet? (Add more if you want)
| "
27 |
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Dog |
"
19 |
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Fish |
"
0 |
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Bird of some kind |
"
3 |
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Reptile of some kind |
"
1 |
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Amphibian of some kind |
"
0 |
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Other mammals |
"
3 |
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Neopet |
"
6 |
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| "
12 |
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Bunneh |
"
3 |
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| "
1 |
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Which Dinosaur is the coolest? Add some more if you want to.
|
Tyrannosaurus |
"
6 |
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Triceratops |
"
2 |
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The Crocoduck |
"
15 |
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Therizinosaurus |
"
5 |
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Diplodocus |
"
2 |
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Barney |
"
4 |
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Velociraptor |
"
6 |
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David Bowie |
"
24 |
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Brontosaurus |
"
3 |
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Yoshi |
"
23 |
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Troodon |
"
2 |
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Parvicursor |
"
1 |
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Robbie Sinclair |
"
2 |
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"Dilophosaurus" |
"
1 |
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|
Someone make a new poll already! |
"
1 |
|
What age group are you?
|
12 and under |
"
3 |
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13 - 17 |
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10 |
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18 - 24 |
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27 |
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25 - 34 |
"
23 |
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35 - 54 |
"
8 |
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55+ |
"
7 |
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Fuck you, there is nothing more depressing than having gone up a bracket |
"
2 |
|
The Scottish Independence vote is in a month: Yes or No result.
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Yes |
"
11 |
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No |
"
29 |
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Yes, but it still won't happen |
"
14 |
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Which side will gain in the 2014 US elections?
|
The Republicans |
"
12 |
|
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The Democrats |
"
16 |
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|
Libertarian Revolution '14 |
"
3 |
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|
Some other third party |
"
1 |
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No side will gain a clear advantage |
"
10 |
|
|
Meh |
"
25 |
|
Where do you see RationalWiki in ten years? Not what should we be, mind you, but what will we be?
|
About where we are now: humming steadily along, new editors coming and going, generally considered a reasonably reliable source within the skeptical community but not widely known outside of it. |
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67 |
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Much more influential, with greatly increased activity and frequent citations of our material from mainstream press sources. |
"
17 |
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Steady in output, but having so radically altered its content as to be unrecognizable when compared to the RW of 2014 (e.g. mission creep). |
"
9 |
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The Citizendium of the skeptic movement: still there, technically, but hardly anybody cares. |
"
15 |
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Dead. 404 error and all. |
"
19 |
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There will be no RationalWiki because, by that time, the robots will have destroyed most of humanity and enslaved the rest. |
"
3 |
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Which user has the coolest signature? (Add anybody you like, and don't just vote for yourself!)
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Messiah of Doom |
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6 |
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Wehpudicabok |
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4 |
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Nutty Roux |
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3 |
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KnightOfTL;DR |
"
7 |
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Stabby the Misanthrope |
"
1 |
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Ace McWicked |
"
1 |
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Raysenn |
"
2 |
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Brxbrx |
"
3 |
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Human |
"
1 |
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Sprocket J. Cogswell |
"
1 |
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PowderSmokeAndLeather |
"
1 |
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Anonymous user |
"
6 |
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Doesn't matter, I was going to vote for myself anyway |
"
22 |
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Some goat |
"
8 |
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"Cool" signatures are anything but |
"
47 |
|
Who would you like to see less of on Rationalwiki? (feel free to add to the list...)
|
Whiny MRA's |
"
21 |
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Whiny feminists |
"
9 |
|
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Smug atheists |
"
5 |
|
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Self-righteous believers |
"
2 |
|
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Fanatical Reds |
"
1 |
|
|
Fanatical Libertarians |
"
4 |
|
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Conservapedia addicts |
"
2 |
|
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Brxbrx |
"
9 |
|
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Anonymous user |
"
6 |
|
|
Off-mission articles |
"
1 |
|
|
People complaining about off mission articles |
"
23 |
|
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BoNs spamming neoreactionary crap |
"
3 |
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|
Polls |
"
5 |
|
And the Oscar goes to...
|
12 Years a Slave |
"
15 |
|
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Gravity |
"
8 |
|
|
American Hustle |
"
2 |
|
|
The Wolf of Wall Street |
"
2 |
|
|
Captain Phillips |
"
1 |
|
|
Philomena |
"
0 |
|
|
Her |
"
1 |
|
|
Dallas Buyers Club |
"
0 |
|
|
Nebraska |
"
0 |
|
|
Those assholes didn't even nominate the movie I was rooting for! |
"
8 |
|
|
I don't follow American cinema |
"
19 |
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