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RationalWiki:To do list/Pointless polls/Archive6
Who was the best James Bond?
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Sean Connery |
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George Lazenby |
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Roger Moore |
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Timothy Dalton |
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Pierce Brosnan |
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Mike Myers |
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7 |
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Daniel Craig |
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12 |
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Given the Rittenhouse trial, what change do you think most need to be made with regards to guns and the culture surrounding them?
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No major changes needed |
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18 |
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Just ban all guns |
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25 |
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Open carry in a large crowd should be legally considered a form of provocation/intimidation |
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The ban on some guns for under 18 should extend to all guns except under strict adult supervision, hunting, etc |
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Ban/restrict the use of hollow point bullets |
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Which by itself is the worst environmental disaster?
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Coal power plants |
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50 |
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Gas powered cars |
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4 |
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Hole in the Ozone |
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1 |
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Meat/Agriculture |
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4 |
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Kessler Syndrome |
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1 |
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Nuclear Power Accidents |
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0 |
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Plastics |
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15 |
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Cryptocurrency |
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5 |
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The fashion industry |
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Long distance airplanes |
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0 |
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All of these happen in society so it makes it difficult to determine the worst cause of environmental damage |
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The methane from goat farts |
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5 |
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For those watching the Rittenhouse trial, do you think Kyle Rittenhouse should be found guilty of the various murder charges?
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Yes, I don't think his actions were in "self defense" |
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Yes, bringing a rifle into a protest is itself enough of a provocation that "self defense" wouldn't even apply |
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Mixture, the charges are too heavy and don't apply to Rittenhouse, but he should be found guilty of other charges |
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Mixture, some but not all shootings were justified |
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13 |
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No, he shouldn't have been there but there's enough reasonable doubt given the circumstances |
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11 |
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No, he acted properly in all instances |
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11 |
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Would you rather fight a chicken every time you got into a car, or an orangutan armed with a sword just once a year?
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Chicken |
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41 |
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Sword-wielding Orangutan |
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24 |
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Whichever pisses off PETA more |
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66 |
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Should Incel ideology be considered a domestic terrorist threat?
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Yes, it promotes extremism |
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3 |
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Yes, Incel ideology has led to attacks akin to terrorism |
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49 |
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No |
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8 |
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What are Incels |
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While incel ideology is clearly and demonstrably linked to violence and terrorism, and should thus be monitored and countered, I am generally concerned about governments framing things as “terrorist threats” to justify extending their own power |
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God damn bloody f**king incels |
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7 |
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The current terrorism paradigm needs to be revised to include all ideologies that can incite domestic terrorism which includes Incel ideology. The current legal framework is ineffective |
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3 |
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Should we abandon the electoral college?
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Yes, it unfairly favors white people |
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3 |
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Yes, it subverts democracy |
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108 |
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No |
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14 |
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Presidents should be decided by a flock of rabid goats |
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20 |
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Do you want to join the Church of Unitology?
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Yes, I am willing to give up all my money |
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6 |
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Yes, bring on Convergence and the Necromorphs |
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9 |
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No, I do not want to become a cult member |
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13 |
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No, I do not want to become a Necromorph |
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17 |
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I don't play Dead Space |
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What is the dumbest argument against same-sex marriage?
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It's disgusting! |
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6 |
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It's unnatural! |
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10 |
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Won't someone please think of the children! |
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7 |
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It's part of a liberal plot to destroy marriage! |
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8 |
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It will result in incest/bestiality/pedophilia being allowed! |
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139 |
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God will punish us if gay marriage is allowed! |
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6 |
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But muh religious freedom! |
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13 |
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Call it "civil unions" or "registered partnerships", but don't call it marriage! |
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4 |
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It resulted in the fall of Rome! |
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9 |
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Gay marriage shouldn't be allowed, because all marriage shouldn't be allowed! |
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5 |
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It's a western invention being forced on India/China/Russia/etc.! |
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10 |
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If gay marriage is allowed, everyone will become gay! |
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14 |
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It's part of the gay agenda! |
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15 |
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Should we move the Earth further away from the sun to stop global warming?
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Yes |
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No |
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15 |
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I am happy to freeze to death |
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14 |
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Are you batshit crazy RZ94 |
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24 |
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As long as I can build an ice sculpture of Super Mecha Death Goat |
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25 |
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RZ94, you trying to kill us all |
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10 |
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Let global warming continue and turn Earth into the next Venus |
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11 |
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Oh boy! Zombie apocalypse! |
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4 |
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Which gender is better at comedy?
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Women are funnier |
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Men are funnier |
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10 |
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Intersex/Nonbinary are funnier |
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6 |
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Trans of either gender are funnier |
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All genders are equally funny |
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7 |
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Don't know, but all of them are funnier than this poll |
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Goats are far funnier than boorish humans |
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Should Roland Emmerich go to jail for murdering the Laws of Physics in the movie Day After Tomorrow?"?
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Yes, the Laws of Physics did nothing wrong |
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8 |
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No, the Laws of Physics deserved it |
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RZ94, please stop smoking crack |
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Goats murdered the Laws of Physics |
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Meh |
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It was some farmer in Mexico |
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A Canadian gas station worker did it |
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Fake News |
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The Day After Tomorrow never existed! WAKE UP SHEEPLE!!!!!! |
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Who is the least funny conservative "comedian"?
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Kurt Long and Jennifer Robertson (of The 1/2 Hour News Hour |
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Greg Gutfeld |
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Ryan Long (who made that infamous "wokes and racists agree on everything" YouTube video) |
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ALL OF THE ABOVE |
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, a failed What is your favorite breed of goat?
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Alpine |
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Angora |
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Boer |
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Cashmere |
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Fainting |
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LaMancha |
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Kiko |
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Myotonic |
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0 |
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Nigerian Dwarf |
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Nubian |
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Oberhasli |
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Pygmy |
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Saanen |
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Sable |
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Spanish |
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Taggenburg |
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Whichever one lets me take them home on a Saturday night |
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Greg Minnaar |
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What is the dumbest thing someone has said about the moon?
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It can affect our personality |
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We never been on the moon |
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It's not real |
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It's flat |
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It's made of goat cheese |
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There is a secret Chinese COVID creation factory on the dark side of the moon |
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What is the dumbest COVID-19 Denialist argument?
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99% Survival Rate |
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Scamdemic/Plandemic |
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Fake News |
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4 |
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Chinese Bioweapon (at least it can work in the real world) |
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It is 5G Cell Towers |
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It is a depopulation plot |
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It is the flu rebranded as COVID |
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7 |
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How should the US have handled Afghanistan?
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Stay forever |
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Stayed until it's the next President's problem |
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2 |
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Left after killing bin Laden (in another country) |
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Left in early 2002, after Taliban was toppled |
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Never gone in; extensive bombing campaign |
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6 |
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Never gone in; ignored it entirely |
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Let's just enjoy some goat kebabs |
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What is the worst video game ever made?
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Big Rigs Over the Road Racing |
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2 |
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Hong Kong 97 (it is an actual game, watch the AVGN episode) |
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Plumbers Don't Wear Ties |
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Rape Lay (it is an actual game and the plot is what the title implies) |
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Custer's Revenge |
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Unholy Triforce (Legend of Zelda CD-i) |
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Shaq Fu |
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Superman 64 |
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Ride to Hell: Retribution |
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Drake of the 99 Dragons |
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0 |
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Sonic Boom: Rise of Lyric |
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All of these suck |
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Goat Simulator |
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Every single game ever made except for Wind Waker, Ocarina of Time, and Majora’s Mask |
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Porn?
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Sure, why the heck not? |
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Porn is immoral and unclean and damages your relationship with God. |
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What I do for extra money is none of your business! |
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The more implausible and badly made the better |
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Only if no goats are involved |
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I mean, it’s not my thing and there are some ethical issues in the wider industry, but hey, have at it if you want |
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It objectifies women |
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Sex education yes, porn no |
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Should the US enact Voter ID laws?
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Yes, unconditionally |
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Only if the US also provides cheap/free IDs |
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No, unconditionally |
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Not until goats can vote too |
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What is your favorite Alternate History video game series?
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Assassin's Creed |
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Bioshock |
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C&C: Red Alert |
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Crimson Skies |
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Deus Ex |
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Fallout |
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Wolfenstein |
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Goat Simulator |
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Which is more important for Rationalwiki longterm?
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We protect Freeze Peach and associated trolls |
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We become a haven for ultra-woke SJWs |
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We can have both! |
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We want neither of those groups |
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Goat |
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Will an invasion of Taiwan by the People's Republic of China result in World War 3 (or 4 if you count the War on Terror as a world war)?
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Yes |
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No |
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Taiwan should do a preemptive strike on China |
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The People's Republic of China needs to piss off |
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Taiwan belongs to the People's Republic of China |
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Not if we dump Lego blocks across Taiwan. Those hurt |
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Give Taiwan to Mexico |
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Give China to France |
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I want a goat |
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Let the goats consume Chinese weapons with a side of soy sauce (just for irony) |
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China does not exist and Taiwan is a scam created by the NWO to fatten up Americans to feed to the Canadians then the Canadians are fed to the Japanese who will start a beach party (Are you high RZ94?) |
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What's your favorite work by Swift?
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Shake it Off |
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The Lady's Dressing Room |
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You Belong with Me |
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Gulliver's Travels |
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I Knew You Were Trouble |
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A Tale of a Tub |
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Blank Space |
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A Modest Proposal |
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Willow |
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I am smugly proud to say I do not know the title of a single Swift song |
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How should California handle the drought?
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Ban almond farming |
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Ban private swimming pools |
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Penny/gallon tax on water |
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Make lawns illegal |
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Pray for dew and rain |
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Ban people and let the goats take over |
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Where should trans women Olympic athletes compete?
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In Women's events |
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In Men's events |
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In a new, separate Trans/Inter category |
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Depends on event, and how much advantage a trans athlete would have since transition |
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Get rid of gendered categories entirely, no separate categories for men and women |
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Ban all sports |
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What words are synonymous with the people who stormed the capitol?
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Traitors |
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Insurrectionists |
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Extremists |
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Terrorists |
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Enemies of the State |
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All of the above |
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All of the above and also fascists |
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What is your ideal romantic experience?
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Weekend together on a tropical island paradise |
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Week exploring a country |
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Playing video games together |
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The field of battle, covered in blood of your enemies |
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Romance? What's that? |
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Who Killed Jeffrey Epstein?
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Himself |
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His butler |
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Nick Tartaglione |
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Those two guards |
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Ghislaine Maxwell |
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Chrissy Teigen |
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Donald Trump |
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Bill Clinton |
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Prince Andrew or Queen Mum |
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Alan Dershowitz |
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Anonymous user |
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Angry goat |
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God |
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Which of your hands is dominant?
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Lefty |
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Righty |
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Ambidextrous |
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Hand non-binary |
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Hand-fluid |
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Trans Handed |
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Lost both hands during really bad sex |
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Hoof |
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Who is the biggest traitor to the United States?
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Aaron Burr (plotted to steal part of the US to form his own country with British help) |
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Aldrich Ames (sold out more than 100 CIA agents to the Soviets) |
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Benedict Arnold (turned against the US in the Revolutionary War) |
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Donald Trump (attempted to stage a coup by sic-ing a bunch of braindead wannabe Nazis who literally think they're the CSA on the Capitol building, all because he didn't like the results of the election he actually lost fair and square no matter how many times he says otherwise- this is all from the same guy who has the audacity to lecture "the libs" on patriotism) |
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Gerald C. MacGuire (plotted to overthrow FDR and install a dictator) |
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Jefferson Davis (president of the Confederacy) |
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Joe Dresnok (defected to North Korea to serve as a propagandist) |
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John Tyler (former US president who joined the Confederacy) |
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John Walker, Jr. (sold info about the US nuclear arsenal and Vietnam War operations to the Soviets) |
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Julius and Ethel Rosenberg (gave nuclear secrets to the USSR, which helped them build the Bomb) |
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Martin James Monti (US pilot who defected to Nazi Germany and joined the SS) |
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Robert E. Lee (led the Confederate Army of Northern Virginia) |
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Michael Flynn (Avocating terrorist plot to install Trump as a dictator) |
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Me (I personally want to overthrow the US government myself and replace it with communism, killing all the centrists and rich people) |
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Me (I personally want to overthrow the US government and replace it with a hereditary dictatorship ruled by the Trump family) |
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Me (I personally want to overthrow the US government and replace it with complete anarchy! BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD1111!!!oneoneelventy11one!!111one!!!11!!) |
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What is the best solution to the Israel-Palestine conflict?
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Two state solution |
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Three state solution (return Palestine to Egypt and Jordan) |
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Three state solution (separate states for Israel, Gaza and the West Bank) |
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One state solution (binational) |
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One state solution (Israeli dominance) |
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One state solution (Palestinian dominance) |
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Maintain the status quo |
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I don’t think the conflict can be solved |
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All states are illegitimate and must be abolished for there to be lasting peace |
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One state solution (Goat dominance) |
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Just have a meteor wipe out all people on Earth and end it already! |
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Idk, all of these ideas are shit |
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Should RationalWiki take over Mars and declare it an empire?
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Yes |
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No |
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Hail to the Kingdom of Ratildonia! |
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Join the Soviet Socialist Republic of Mars |
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Mars belongs to everyone |
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Mars belongs to Merica! |
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The concept of Space is an evil government plot |
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RationalZombie94, can I have some of that weed you are smoking |
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Only if we can call it "Barsaloon" |
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Is property damage a form of violence?
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Yes |
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No |
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Why do these anarchism related polls keep clogging up the SB? |
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Goat |
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Well, I mean, it depends doesn’t it? |
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Don't you dare to damage my Goat. |
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Goats are not your property. |
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Are you ready for the Octopus Uprising
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Yes |
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No |
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Hail to our new Octopi overlords |
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RZ94, put down the crack pipe |
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RZ94, you need new medication |
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Join the Goat Resistance Army |
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Octopi are an evil Democrap plot to turn us into evil atheist liberal communists |
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How are you going to spend your Sorosbucks check this month?
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Paying BLM protesters |
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5G Towers |
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Enforcing the LGBT agenda |
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Installing socialism |
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Attacking and dethroning God |
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PROWPOWHGAHNDAH FOW THE MAYNE STREEM METEOR |
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A fursuit OwO |
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My goat farm |
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Are you keeping up with Eurovision this year?
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Yes (my country is participating) |
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Yes (my country is not participating) |
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2 |
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No (my country is participating) |
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No (my country is not participating) |
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What the hell is Eurovision? |
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What the hell is Eurovision? (spoken in a violently American accent) |
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We only have Nul points because its all politics |
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Who is the true and legit "China"?
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People's Republic of China |
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Republic of China/Taiwan |
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People's Republic of Goat |
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Republic of Goat/Gaiwan |
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Japan is better |
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USA!USA! |
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All states are illegitimate |
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Will you watch RZ94's/Channel 48's Agimi i Apokalipsit EAS scenario?
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Yes |
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3 |
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No |
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8 |
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Yay EAS scenario! |
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3 |
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Piss off |
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5 |
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What is the EAS |
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34 |
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Should the Republic of North Macedonia be renamed to the Republic of Paeonia to shut up crybaby Greek nationalists?
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Yes |
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3 |
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No |
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13 |
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Salty Greek nationalists would find a reason to complain |
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47 |
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RZ94, why do you care about politics in the Balkan Peninsula? |
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11 |
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Greece should be called the Former Ottoman Republic of Greece (f--k you nationalists) |
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6 |
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I want a goat |
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11 |
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Ship RZ94 to the Balkans |
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5 |
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Hail to the New Yugoslavia Kingdom! |
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3 |
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Rename it to North Goatistan. |
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4 |
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A genie gives you two options: live forever or die right now. Even if the existence of a supernatural being suggests that God exists, the genie tells you there’s no life after death. What do you choose?
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Live forever. I’ll have millions of years to get out of this rock before the Sun burns it, then trillions to prevent the protons from decaying, and then God knows how long to prevent the Universe from reaching its state of entropy. |
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35 |
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Live forever. See the death of the Universe is a lifetime opportunity (no pun intended). I'll have memories from quatrillions of years ago and I can be happy remembering them while floating into nothingness. |
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5 |
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Live forever. Ceasing to exist is worse than spending the rest of the eternity alone doing nothing. |
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4 |
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Live forever. I just have to find the Restaurant at the End of the Universe and enjoy myself. |
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4 |
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Die right now. Life sucks anyway and I’d rather not do all the things I still want to do than spend the rest of eternity into boredom. |
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19 |
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Die right now. The genie is lying, the Bible proves that God exists and I don’t want to be alive when the the Rapture finally comes. |
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3 |
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Tell the genie to fuck off. |
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54 |
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Will the US go to war with Russia?
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Yes |
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2 |
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No |
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71 |
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Let's get ready to rumble!!! |
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7 |
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I want World War 3 |
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9 |
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I will submit to Mother Russia |
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8 |
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Russia should stop being an asshole |
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13 |
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Send in the Goat Regiment against Russia |
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13 |
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What did you get from the COVID Vaccine?
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Nothing |
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8 |
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Very sore arm |
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30 |
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Nausea and/or headache |
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5 |
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Severe blood clots |
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1 |
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Autism |
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13 |
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A really cool microchip |
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21 |
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Have not gotten the vaccine |
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47 |
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Are animals from Australia the spawn of the devil?
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Yes |
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26 |
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No |
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23 |
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They are a gift from heaven |
"
32 |
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Those demonic looking spiders are awesome |
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22 |
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Australian animals are the product of evolution gone wrong |
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71 |
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Can I have a scorpion? |
"
18 |
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How would you have voted on the three impeached presidents in U.S. history?
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Convict all three |
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70 |
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Convict Johnson and Clinton, acquit Trump |
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8 |
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Convict Johnson and Trump, acquit Clinton |
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79 |
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Convict Clinton and Trump, acquit Johnson |
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7 |
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Convict Johnson, acquit Clinton and Trump |
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2 |
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Convict Clinton, acquit Johnson and Trump |
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1 |
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Convict Trump, acquit Johnson and Clinton |
"
8 |
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Acquit all three |
"
2 |
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Who is the shittiest US state governor?
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Kay Ivey (R-AL) |
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0 |
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Asa Hutchinson (R-AR) |
"
1 |
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Gavin Newsom (D-CA) |
"
6 |
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Ron DeSantis (R-FL) |
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15 |
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Brian Kemp (R-GA) |
"
8 |
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Greg Gianforte (R-MT) |
"
1 |
|
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Andrew Cuomo (D-NY) |
"
20 |
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Mike DeWine (R-OH) |
"
0 |
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Kristi Noem (R-SD) |
"
8 |
|
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Greg Abbott (R-TX) |
"
68 |
|
We are creating a centralized page for changing the BrainStar rating of articles, whether that's a Silver article that deserves to be a Gold cover story or a Silver article that is no longer worthy. What should we name it?
|
Articles for BrainStar |
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1 |
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Articles for Demotion |
"
9 |
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Articles for Promotion |
"
3 |
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Articles for Braining |
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5 |
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Articles for Upgrade |
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0 |
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Articles to Rate |
"
2 |
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Brainstorm Articles |
"
0 |
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These are all terrible names and you should feel terrible |
"
9 |
|
How will the Palestinian national election turn out?"
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Fatah victory |
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0 |
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Hamas victory |
"
2 |
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Palestinian civil war |
"
3 |
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More conflict with Israel |
"
6 |
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UN intervention |
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16 |
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Who cares |
"
5 |
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RZ94, why do you care so much |
"
2 |
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If the Balkan Peninsula had a slogan, what should it be?"
|
Countries keep splitting into ever-increasingly tiny states |
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1 |
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Peace does not exist |
"
25 |
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Europe's most dysfunctional family |
"
10 |
|
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Nationalist Paradise |
"
2 |
|
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Land of corruption |
"
16 |
|
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GET READY TO RUMBLE! |
"
2 |
|
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Oh? You're only 99.999999% similar to me? Viva la revolution!!!1 |
"
4 |
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Europe's powder keg |
"
2 |
|
Who do you think Faux News will hail as the next "victim of cancel culture?"
|
Donald Trump (again) |
"
2 |
|
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Marjorie "school shooting survivors are literally Hitler" Taylor-Greene |
"
37 |
|
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Cancún Cruz |
"
1 |
|
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Rush Limbaugh's memory |
"
6 |
|
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Goaty McGoatface |
"
3 |
|
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Idk but probably not Starbucks, or BLM, or Doug Ducey, or Brian Kemp, since it's only "cancel culture" if liberals do it |
"
35 |
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Do you like RZ94?
|
Yes |
"
14 |
|
|
Yes |
"
15 |
|
Would it be better if Canada...?
|
Joined the European Union |
"
8 |
|
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Turned into the 51st US State |
"
14 |
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Became a Caribbean Island |
"
7 |
|
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Entered the Eurovision contest (like Australia) |
"
12 |
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Became the first country to land a person on the Sun |
"
15 |
|
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Replaced their entire military cache of weapons with Nerf guns |
"
33 |
|
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Gave every citizen a free goat |
"
41 |
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Should we remove "the R-Word" from our lexicon?
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It's a hateful word, and the r-word and all variants should be eliminated entirely from our lexicon |
"
30 |
|
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It certainly could be reduced, and shouldn't be used to describe/insult those with actual developmental disabilities, but should still be acceptable depending on context |
"
62 |
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I'm against the excessive use of all slurs and cursewords, because much like your mother, they've lost a lot of appeal from overuse |
"
2 |
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There's no point in fighting the euphemism treadmill, just leave it as is, lest we start calling each other "differently abled person of size" as the go-to insult |
"
22 |
|
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What's the point? It's an accurate description of this poll and everyone involved |
"
14 |
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I'm only interested in words that refer to Goats, so this doesn't affect me |
"
1 |
|
|
Please don’t use it if you’re not one of the people that it’s a slur against. It can be upsetting to many of the people who’ve had it directed at them for being disabled or neurodivergent, even if it’s not intended that way. |
"
15 |
|
Which fundie school should have a RW article?
|
Andersonville Theological Seminary |
"
1 |
|
|
West Coast Baptist College |
"
18 |
|
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Grand Canyon University |
"
3 |
|
|
Jimmy Swaggart Bible College |
"
3 |
|
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Clarks Summit University |
"
0 |
|
|
Crown College |
"
1 |
|
|
Golden State Baptist College |
"
1 |
|
|
Zombie Squirrel Theological Seminary (Are you serious RZ94?) |
"
21 |
|
What will be the 51st state?
| "
32 |
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| "
21 |
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| "
0 |
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| "
0 |
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| "
2 |
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| "
3 |
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| "
4 |
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There will never be a 51st state |
"
29 |
|
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Lincoln (eastern Washington, northern Idaho) |
"
1 |
|
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Navajo |
"
1 |
|
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Chicago |
"
1 |
|
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Miami |
"
1 |
|
|
Goat Town (currently in Georgia) |
"
2 |
|
|
Goat-land |
"
5 |
|
What is the most hilariously bad conspiracy "theory"?
|
International Jewish Takeover |
"
4 |
|
|
Vaccines cause Autism |
"
7 |
|
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Moon landing is fake |
"
2 |
|
|
Muslims coming to kill us |
"
2 |
|
|
Illuminati controls the world |
"
2 |
|
|
New World Order |
"
3 |
|
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Gays coming to make the world fabulous |
"
5 |
|
|
Transgender people are out to get us |
"
2 |
|
|
All transwomen and cis men are rapists who oppress all "real" Womyn™ by like, existing |
"
5 |
|
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Atheists are coming to destroy churches |
"
12 |
|
|
Vaccines have microchips |
"
5 |
|
|
Immigrants coming to kill white people |
"
0 |
|
|
RZ94 secretly controls RationalWiki (eyes shift) |
"
1 |
|
|
Soros-funded space lasers run by DA JOOZ are the real cause of California wildfires and the Texan Ice Bowl; a truth that THEY censored Congresswoman MTG ( |
"
8 |
|
|
Biden will soon have us all speaking Chinese and impose radical liberal Green New Deal marxist socialist atheist BLM antifa communism on America |
"
40 |
|
|
Biden stole the election from Herr Drumpf |
"
4 |
|
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Big Tech censuring muh freezepeach that Patriots™ constantly whine about on Fox News, Newsmax, and the New York Post |
"
0 |
|
|
Collapses are the thoughtpolice's way of censoring freeze peach |
"
0 |
|
|
IT'S A PLANDEMIC1111!!!oneoneelventy11one!!111one!!!11!! |
"
1 |
|
|
Bush did 9/11 |
"
0 |
|
|
JFK Jr. is still alive and is investigating an elite pedophile ring that includes Hollywood and the Democratic Party |
"
8 |
|
What's your favorite Mars Rover?
|
Mars 3 |
"
1 |
|
|
Sojourner |
"
1 |
|
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Spirit |
"
5 |
|
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Opportunity |
"
25 |
|
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Curiosity |
"
19 |
|
|
Perseverance |
"
10 |
|
|
Tianwen-1 |
"
1 |
|
Favorite thing to do on RW
|
Commenting on Saloon Bar |
"
7 |
|
|
Banning/reverting trolls, wandals |
"
6 |
|
|
Shameless self-promotion of one's own irrelevant videos and expertly-drawn comics Only editors who were around in early 2019 will get this reference! |
"
0 |
|
|
Actually making edits |
"
10 |
|
|
Goat |
"
40 |
|
|
Joke-blocking sprees |
"
1 |
|
|
Commenting in the talkpage of WIGO CP |
"
1 |
|
|
Unfunny wandalism |
"
0 |
|
|
Trolling other editors |
"
0 |
|
|
I want nothing to do with Rat wiki's irrational hivemind!!! I have personally reported this site to the Florida Department of Agriculture and Consumer Services1111SHIFT!!!oneone11SHIFT!!1elventy11oneSHIFT!!111one!!!11!! |
"
3 |
|
|
Picking at its scabs |
"
1 |
|
How do you think Cadet Bone Spurs' impeachment conviction vote (part 2) will go?
|
The Senate's vote will be in favor of Trump. |
"
4 |
|
|
The Senate's vote will not be in favor of Trump. |
"
6 |
|
|
The Mormon will not be the only never-Trumper Republican to vote for the conviction, and the Senate's vote will not be in favor of Trump. |
"
4 |
|
|
The Mormon will not be the only never-Trumper Republican to vote for the conviction, and the Senate's vote will be in favor of Trump. |
"
20 |
|
|
The Mormon will be the only never-Trumper Republican to vote for the conviction, and the Senate's vote will not be in favor of Trump. |
"
2 |
|
|
The Mormon will be the only never-Trumper Republican to vote for the conviction, and the Senate's vote will be in favor of Trump. |
"
3 |
|
|
Rudy "Trial By Combat!!!1!!1" Giuliani will manage to embarrass himself (and Trump) in front of the Senate. |
"
11 |
|
|
dont step un mi you-knit-tea, our country needs 2 heel by giving the insurrectionists a free pass |
"
2 |
|
|
Just when it seems that the Senate's vote will not be in favor of Trump, DINO Big Oil/Big Guns shill Joe Manchin will manage to ruin everything. |
"
4 |
|
|
Either way, it's a lose-lose for Republicans. |
"
2 |
|
|
Idk but I feel like it’s probably going to suck the whole time |
"
34 |
|
What's your favorite "Ragtag Bunch of Misfits on a Starship" series?
|
Babylon 5 (sorta) |
"
4 |
|
|
Battlestar Galactica |
"
4 |
|
|
Cowboy Bebop |
"
23 |
|
|
Dark Matter |
"
0 |
|
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The Expanse (mostly) |
"
8 |
|
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Firefly |
"
12 |
|
|
Space Cases |
"
0 |
|
|
Stargate |
"
3 |
|
|
.....does uh DS9 count? |
"
9 |
|
|
How is Outlaw Star not on this list?~ |
"
3 |
|
|
Red Dwarf |
"
7 |
|
[You chose to Get torch] You grabbed the torch. Suddenly, the room shifts! The goat is now untied, in the room, near the South exit. Exits are East and South. Do you...
|
Go South |
"
2 |
|
|
Go East |
"
7 |
|
|
Extinguish Torch |
"
6 |
|
|
Pet Goat |
"
71 |
|
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Burn Goat |
"
8 |
|
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Slay Goat |
"
11 |
|
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Get eaten by a grue |
"
18 |
|
What's your favorite booze?
|
White wine |
"
4 |
|
|
Red wine |
"
22 |
|
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Box wine |
"
3 |
|
|
Ales |
"
19 |
|
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Lager (real) |
"
10 |
|
|
Lager (American, like making love in a canoe) |
"
4 |
|
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Brandy |
"
3 |
|
|
Vodka |
"
13 |
|
|
Whiskey |
"
23 |
|
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Gin |
"
7 |
|
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Tequila |
"
2 |
|
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Rum |
"
9 |
|
|
Shoe-polish |
"
3 |
|
|
Am Mormon, can't drink |
"
22 |
|
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Kefir (fermented goat's milk) |
"
3 |
|
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Methanol |
"
8 |
|
|
Goon (boxed wine, but you throw out the box and are also Australian) |
"
3 |
|
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Sake |
"
6 |
|
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Cider |
"
9 |
|
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Mead |
"
2 |
|
How are you enjoying your new host body?
|
I enjoy the fine motor control this ape-form provides |
"
28 |
|
|
These flesh-balls are a little greasy and smelly for my tastes, but I can get used to it |
"
13 |
|
|
AHHH! MY EYES! PLEASE SOMEONE HELP! I mean, ahem, how about this fine weather, fellow meat-creature? |
"
21 |
|
|
I once again long for the freedom of silicon, ceramics, and fiber-optics |
"
63 |
|
|
The Cycle of the Cleanse can't come soon enough |
"
22 |
|
How do you wear your mask?
[You chose to “Take Goat”] There is no goat in the room. The goat is tied outside the room near the North exit. There is a torch on the wall. Exits are North and West. Do you...
|
Go North |
"
13 |
|
|
Go West |
"
4 |
|
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Go South |
"
7 |
|
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Get torch |
"
34 |
|
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Get eaten by a grue |
"
16 |
|
|
Take Long-eared Jerboa |
"
18 |
|
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Over my mouth and nose |
"
176 |
|
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Over my mouth only |
"
6 |
|
|
Over my nose only |
"
3 |
|
|
Over my chin |
"
3 |
|
|
Over the hole I talk with; you can't see it because I have pants on right now |
"
11 |
|
|
My goat ate my mask |
"
39 |
|
What comes to mind when you hear Anti-Mask arguments?
|
Ableist Rhetoric |
"
11 |
|
|
Pseudoscience garbage |
"
101 |
|
|
Anti-Mask People Lack Empathy and Compassion |
"
30 |
|
|
I support Anti-Mask arguments |
"
14 |
|
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Dont step un mi freewdum |
"
89 |
|
|
People who support Anti-Mask arguments should only be counted as 2/3 of people when it comes to deciding how much Goat their states have |
"
13 |
|
Should we make the "reality show" RationalWiki Ghost Hunters?
|
Yes |
"
21 |
|
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No |
"
14 |
|
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Go to Hell |
"
6 |
|
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Seriously RZ94? Are you an idiot?! |
"
2 |
|
|
Are the RW editors smoking crack? |
"
11 |
|
|
I can practically smell the cash rolling in! |
"
50 |
|
|
Lets get rich quick! |
"
1 |
|
|
Sounds like fun |
"
5 |
|
|
GrammarCommie will be the host of the show |
"
14 |
|
|
We should make the "reality show" RationalWiki Goat Hunters? |
"
13 |
|
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Heeey, you stole Circular's idea of making this a poll, RZ! I have now reported you to the Florida Department of Agriculture and Consumer Services1111!!!oneoneelventy11one!!111one!!!11!! |
"
15 |
|
You are in a room. There is a torch on the wall. Exits are North and West. Do you...
|
Go North |
"
8 |
|
|
Go West |
"
8 |
|
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Go South |
"
9 |
|
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Get torch |
"
29 |
|
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Take goat |
"
58 |
|
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Get eaten by a grue |
"
38 |
|
Which Spice Girl are You?
|
Reptile Spice |
"
30 |
|
|
Mammal Spice |
"
34 |
|
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Amphibian Spice |
"
13 |
|
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Avian Spice |
"
18 |
|
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Fish Spice |
"
14 |
|
Did you click the first option on this poll?
|
No |
"
39 |
|
|
Yes |
"
22 |
|
|
Wait, what? |
"
138 |
|