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Favorite thing to do on RW

Commenting on Saloon Bar7Vote
Banning/reverting trolls, wandals6Vote
Shameless self-promotion of one's own irrelevant videos and expertly-drawn comics Only editors who were around in early 2019 will get this reference!0Vote
Actually making edits7Vote
Goat39Vote
Joke-blocking sprees1Vote
Commenting in the talkpage of WIGO CP1Vote
Unfunny wandalism0Vote
Trolling other editors0Vote
I want nothing to do with Rat wiki's irrational hivemind!!! I have personally reported this site to the Florida Department of Agriculture and Consumer Services!!!!!!111!!!SHIFT1!!SHIFToneeleventyone11!!!1!3Vote
Picking at its scabs1Vote

How do you think Cadet Bone Spurs' impeachment conviction vote (part 2) will go?

The Senate's vote will be in favor of Trump.4Vote
The Senate's vote will not be in favor of Trump.6Vote
The Mormon will not be the only never-Trumper Republican to vote for the conviction, and the Senate's vote will not be in favor of Trump.4Vote
The Mormon will not be the only never-Trumper Republican to vote for the conviction, and the Senate's vote will be in favor of Trump.20Vote
The Mormon will be the only never-Trumper Republican to vote for the conviction, and the Senate's vote will not be in favor of Trump.2Vote
The Mormon will be the only never-Trumper Republican to vote for the conviction, and the Senate's vote will be in favor of Trump.3Vote
Rudy "Trial By Combat!!!1!!1" Giuliani will manage to embarrass himself (and Trump) in front of the Senate.11Vote
dont step un mi you-knit-tea, our country needs 2 heel by giving the insurrectionists a free pass2Vote
Just when it seems that the Senate's vote will not be in favor of Trump, DINO Big Oil/Big Guns shill Joe Manchin will manage to ruin everything.4Vote
Either way, it's a lose-lose for Republicans.2Vote
Idk but I feel like it’s probably going to suck the whole time34Vote

What's your favorite "Ragtag Bunch of Misfits on a Starship" series?

Babylon 5 (sorta)4Vote
Battlestar Galactica4Vote
Cowboy Bebop23Vote
Dark Matter0Vote
The Expanse (mostly)8Vote
Firefly12Vote
Space Cases0Vote
Stargate2Vote
.....does uh DS9 count?9Vote
How is Outlaw Star not on this list?~3Vote
Red Dwarf7Vote


[You chose to Get torch] You grabbed the torch. Suddenly, the room shifts! The goat is now untied, in the room, near the South exit. Exits are East and South. Do you...

Go South2Vote
Go East6Vote
Extinguish Torch6Vote
Pet Goat69Vote
Burn Goat8Vote
Slay Goat11Vote
Get eaten by a grue17Vote

What's your favorite booze?

White wine4Vote
Red wine22Vote
Box wine3Vote
Ales19Vote
Lager (real)10Vote
Lager (American, like making love in a canoe)4Vote
Brandy3Vote
Vodka13Vote
Whiskey23Vote
Gin7Vote
Tequila2Vote
Rum9Vote
Shoe-polish3Vote
Am Mormon, can't drink21Vote
Kefir (fermented goat's milk)3Vote
Methanol8Vote
Goon (boxed wine, but you throw out the box and are also Australian)3Vote
Sake6Vote
Cider7Vote
Mead2Vote

How are you enjoying your new host body?

I enjoy the fine motor control this ape-form provides27Vote
These flesh-balls are a little greasy and smelly for my tastes, but I can get used to it13Vote
AHHH! MY EYES! PLEASE SOMEONE HELP! I mean, ahem, how about this fine weather, fellow meat-creature?21Vote
I once again long for the freedom of silicon, ceramics, and fiber-optics62Vote
The Cycle of the Cleanse can't come soon enough21Vote

How do you wear your mask?

[You chose to “Take Goat”] There is no goat in the room. The goat is tied outside the room near the North exit. There is a torch on the wall. Exits are North and West. Do you...

Go North13Vote
Go West4Vote
Go South7Vote
Get torch33Vote
Get eaten by a grue16Vote
Take Long-eared Jerboa18Vote
Over my mouth and nose174Vote
Over my mouth only6Vote
Over my nose only3Vote
Over my chin3Vote
Over the hole I talk with; you can't see it because I have pants on right now11Vote
My goat ate my mask39Vote

What comes to mind when you hear Anti-Mask arguments?

Ableist Rhetoric11Vote
Pseudoscience garbage100Vote
Anti-Mask People Lack Empathy and Compassion29Vote
I support Anti-Mask arguments14Vote
Dont step un mi freewdum87Vote
People who support Anti-Mask arguments should only be counted as 2/3 of people when it comes to deciding how much Goat their states have13Vote

Should we make the "reality show" RationalWiki Ghost Hunters?

Yes20Vote
No14Vote
Go to Hell6Vote
Seriously RZ94? Are you an idiot?!2Vote
Are the RW editors smoking crack?11Vote
I can practically smell the cash rolling in!49Vote
Lets get rich quick!1Vote
Sounds like fun5Vote
GrammarCommie will be the host of the show14Vote
We should make the "reality show" RationalWiki Goat Hunters?12Vote
Heeey, you stole Circular's idea of making this a poll, RZ! I have now reported you to the Florida Department of Agriculture and Consumer Services!!!!!!111!!!SHIFT1!!SHIFToneeleventyone11!!!1!15Vote

You are in a room. There is a torch on the wall. Exits are North and West. Do you...

Go North8Vote
Go West7Vote
Go South9Vote
Get torch27Vote
Take goat58Vote
Get eaten by a grue38Vote

Which Spice Girl are You?

Reptile Spice29Vote
Mammal Spice33Vote
Amphibian Spice13Vote
Avian Spice18Vote
Fish Spice14Vote

Did you click the first option on this poll?

No37Vote
Yes22Vote
Wait, what?133Vote