User:Spud

...for me in the 2024 Moderator Election

Happy St. Andrew's Day to all true Scotsmen and Scotswomen.

Happy Thanksgiving to all you Yankee Doodle Dandies. But don't you go smoking like this silly old pumpkin.

Uzantoskatoloj

This user is a moderator.

This user was demoted to ~~janitor~~ Sysop. (verify)

This user is a Ninja.

This user is a Limey.

This user is male.

This user is heterosexual.

This user is 51 years old.

#	This user chats on Discord as Simon Peter Hughes#5375.

W_p

This user edits Wikipedia under the name Simon Peter Hughes

This user is a troper.

This user thinks that the Big Bang explains the origin of the Universe.

This user believes in an old Earth — a 4.5 billion year old Earth.

This user is a fan of dinosaurs.

This user thinks that evolution explains the origin of species.

This user knows the difference between scientific astronomy and superstitious astrology.

hella

This user is hella liberal.

This user believes that everyone is equal, regardless of race, religion or gender.

This user is a proud feminist.

~~racism~~

This user is biased against racists.

This user believes in equal rights for gay people.

This user is not trans but will kick a transphobe's ass any day.

This user enjoys farcical Communist Propaganda.

This user enjoys farcical Western Propaganda.

This user likes beer.

This user believes
in universal healthcare

This user knows how to play chess.

Rules.

This user follows the Golden Rule.

This user believes in the
Great Pumpkin

fr-4

This user speaks bloody good French.

es-4

This user speaks bloody good Spanish too.

Tiu persono parolas Esperanton.

eo-3

This user speaks fairly good Esperanto.

ca-3

This user speaks fairly good Catalan.

zh-0

After living in Taiwan for 21 years, this user has learnt about twenty words of Chinese.

"Why is a raven like a writing desk?"

- Lewis Carroll

My name is Simon. I acquired the nickname Spud when I was a tiny tot due to my fondness for mashed potato.

I'm from England. I was born in 1973 in Stratford-upon-Avon, which most definitely was the birthplace of the world's greatest writer, in spite of what some people might say.

Since 1997, I have been teaching English as a foreign language. I have lived and worked in Turkey, Poland and Japan. I have been living in Taiwan since April 2003.

I have been a RationalWiki editor since September 2011. I am currently a moderator and a member of the RationalWiki Foundation Board of Trustees.

Fancy a chip?

The flag and national anthem of the place where I live.

Long live Ukraine!

Translations I've done

Well, I created the page anyway

Mi estas frenezulo!

Bouillabaisse, mon ami!

¡Tequila para todos!

Esperanto

French

Spanish

As a sometimes human-sometimes bot on RationalWiki: I, Spud, pledge to use my non-human (and human) powers of fast edit rates for good and will only stuff up if I am instructed to do so, or if I'm not. If you do challenge me, I will come to a complete stop and no longer be able to function (unless I do); however, you may hear about it from my operator, or me. Furthermore, I will not use my sneaky stealth abilities for evil, unless instructed to do so, or if I want to.

As a confirmed mustard jar for taking on this job as a Sysop on RationalWiki: I, Spud, pledge to only block users if they ask for it, or insert unfunny vandalism.
I furthermore pledge that if I indulge in secret private conversations about you, we will make a formal report to the mob. Is that all?
If you impugn my motives without warrant, or challenge my "AUTHORITY", er, there is nothing I can or will do.

As an elected Moderator on RationalWiki: I, Spud, pledge to only rename users if they ask for it, or have unfunny usernames.
I furthermore pledge that if I do something wrong, it can't be me, because if the moderator does it, it is not a crime. I promise to do my job to the best of my ability.

User:Spud

Translations I've done

Esperanto

French

Spanish

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