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Should Texas secede from the Union?

Yes!4Vote
Hell yes!3Vote
Don't let the door hit you on the way out66Vote
Texas is a pox on the US so yes.8Vote
No14Vote
Hell no8Vote
Super Mecha Death Goat should eat Texas17Vote
Learn how to spell secede moron!26Vote
Do you forgive my spelling error?8Vote

Worst right-wing South American dictator?

Gregorio Conrado Álvarez (Uruguay)1Vote
Emílio Garrastazu Médici (Brazil)1Vote
Alberto Fujimori (Peru)3Vote
Luis García Meza (Bolivia)1Vote
Augusto Pinochet (Chile)83Vote
Alfredo Stroessner (Paraguay)7Vote
Jorge Rafael Videla (Argentina)15Vote

What's the most absurd pseudoastronomic theory?

Aliens3Vote
Alternative cosmology0Vote
Ancient astronauts4Vote
Anti-gravity0Vote
Astrology11Vote
Big bang theory denial0Vote
DWARF PLANETS ARE REALLY PLANETS NASA IS LYING TO YOU!!!6Vote
Electric Universe3Vote
Flat Earth42Vote
Geocentrism1Vote
Hollow Earth3Vote
Hollow Moon0Vote
Moon landing hoax2Vote
Planet X1Vote
Terraforming1Vote
Time Cube15Vote
Ufology1Vote
Something else1Vote
lmao all of them81Vote

Should Europe unite as the New Roman Empire?

Yes16Vote
No39Vote
I want to do gladiator fights!11Vote
The language better be Greek or Latin18Vote
I will be the Roman Emperor or Empress9Vote
Fuck off RZ9413Vote
Make the emperor/empress a goat9Vote
Oh McDonald ate a goat3Vote
I will take a 10 piece chicken nugget meal with large fries and a chocolate shake76Vote

What's the most asinine remark made against water fluoridation?

Water fluoridation is a neurotoxin that shall gruesomely assail your IQ!32Vote
COMMUNISM127Vote
Fluoride is only for toothpaste, not water.4Vote
It doesn't do anything!5Vote
But isn't tooth brushing by itself enough?5Vote
Not everyone wants it, thus a community must vote on whether or not fluoridation is justified.4Vote

Who did you vote for in this year's moderator elections?

Sirius6Vote
Ace2Vote
Bongolian3Vote
CircularReasoning2Vote
Rockford the Roe1Vote
Spud1Vote
Ariel2Vote
Hastur1Vote
RWRW1Vote
Goaty McGoatface14Vote
Anarchism would work; NO MORE MODS1111SHIFT!!!oneone11SHIFT!!1elventy11oneSHIFT!!111one!!!11!!13Vote
They all suck5Vote
I haven't voted yet2Vote
I'm ineligible to vote (new/not enough edits yet)25Vote

What is your opinion of Anonymous user?

They are the best thing for this wiki!37Vote
I am a bit friendly with them, pretty decent person1Vote
They are alright, I guess, never had a problem with them2Vote
I don't like them, but I have a grudging respect for them2Vote
Their posts usually make my eyes roll, but I get on with my life3Vote
Ugh, that person is super annoying3Vote
That user is terrible and should feel terrible15Vote
I prefer a goat25Vote

Are you a graduate of a fundie college/university?

Yes (Undergraduate/certificate)6Vote
Yes (Graduate/doctoral)3Vote
No (Never went)53Vote
No (took a few classes)5Vote

Do people actually take these polls seriously?

Yes5Vote
No34Vote
Goat7Vote
THESE POLLS ARE THE MOST IMPORTANT PART OF THE SALOON BAR AND TO-DO LIST!!!20Vote
These polls are RIGGED by the army of Russian and CP trolls!5Vote
NO ONE REFUSES THE CABAL! (there isn't one)4Vote
This is IrrationalWiki!1Vote
This is Ratwiki!1Vote
Anarchy works!3Vote

Are Rationalwiki pointless polls fraudulent?

These polls are a HOAX!5Vote
Yes, as Soros commands.9Vote
I personally threw out Trump votes in Pennsylvania. 20Vote
I WON THIS ELECTION, BY A LOT!7Vote
The Central Election Commission of Belarus assures you that these polls are free and fair.4Vote
Rudy Giuliani will get to the bottom of this!8Vote
выборы были свободными и справедливыми. ха-ха!16Vote
This dispute clearly shows that User:DuceMoosolini should decide our opinions for us.12Vote
Anarchism would definitely work!7Vote


Do you think SCOTUS will be deciding on a 2020 election-related case?

SCOTUS will decide on a 2020 election case, but it won't be in favor of Trump.3Vote
SCOTUS will decide on a 2020 election case, but it will be in favor of Trump.5Vote
SCOTUS will not decide on a 2020 election case, but if they did, it wouldn't be in favor of Trump.12Vote
SCOTUS will not decide on a 2020 election case, but if they did, it would be in favor of Trump.8Vote
Rudy Giuliani will manage to embarass himself in front of SCOTUS.31Vote
Trump's spawnWikipedia will embarass both him and themselves in front of SCOTUS.3Vote
SCOTUS will not besmirch their reputation by ruling in Trump's favor; even Abortion Lady and Brett Kavanaugh don't owe him shit, as they'll be on the bench till long after the Donald passes.15Vote

Would Anarchism Work?

It's the best possible system10Vote
There's a possibility of it producing a good society, but there are better systems out there9Vote
In some specific situations, it's workable, but not for the general public13Vote
It's a pipe dream for young fools that haven't learned any better68Vote
I personally have reported all anarchist activity to the police2Vote
Don't tell me what to do!!!2Vote
This is just trolling7Vote
Might work for goats14Vote
I personally have reported all anarchist activity to the Florida Department of Agriculture and Consumer Affairs, because the government bourgeoisie made me do it!!!!!!111!!!SHIFT1!!SHIFToneeleventyone11!!!1!5Vote

Do you like the TV show King of the Hill?

Yes5Vote
No3Vote
Fuck off3Vote
What is King of the Hill11Vote
Guns don't kill people, the government does4Vote
Propane31Vote

Navels

Innie46Vote
Outie3Vote

Hair Color

Blond7Vote
White2Vote
Gray2Vote
Red3Vote
Orange1Vote
Black13Vote
Brown33Vote

Eye color

Blue11Vote
Green4Vote
Brown14Vote
Light brown2Vote
Black4Vote
Gray3Vote
Red1Vote
Hazel4Vote
Different colors for each eye1Vote

Political opinion

Conservapedia Authoritarian right83Vote
Authoritarian left4Vote
Libertarian right3Vote
Libertarian left26Vote
Libertarian0Vote
Green2Vote
Centrist7Vote
Goat23Vote

Are you glad that Biden won the 2020 presidential election?

Yes73Vote
No96Vote
Don't Care8Vote
But but Trump is the clear winner!!!1Vote
Biden was sent by God to save America7Vote
Shut up Trump supporters7Vote
Bye bye Donnie, don't come back5Vote
Trump, you're fired!13Vote
ByeDon 2020!!!1!0Vote

What languages do you speak?

English161Vote
Slovak5Vote
Spanish17Vote
Czech4Vote
French14Vote
German13Vote
Italian4Vote
Greek5Vote
Esperanto5Vote
Hebrew6Vote
Russian139Vote
Korean6Vote
Portuguese8Vote
Celtic6Vote
Arabic 5Vote
Ukrainian 3Vote
Japanese6Vote
High Valyrian (Yes this is an actual Conlang)5Vote
Macedonian0Vote
Chinese4Vote
Afrikaans0Vote
Yiddish0Vote

Should we make RationalWiki into a sovereign nation?

Yes21Vote
No20Vote
Are you insane14Vote
No way in Hell6Vote
Piss off11Vote
Hail to the Republic of RationalWiki!!!76Vote
No, but only because all nations should be abolished 47Vote
We are the Democratic Socialist Republic of RationalWiki57Vote

Does anyone give a crap about these polls?

Yes103Vote
No90Vote
I don't answer polls30Vote
What is a poll?40Vote
None of the above29Vote

Are you a George Soros fan?

Yes106Vote
Yes63Vote

Jaffa cakes - are they...

Cake?29Vote
Biscuit?24Vote
An abomination to the Lord?117Vote

Who will you be voting for in November?

Don Trump (Rep Party)216Vote
Joe Biden (Dem Party)129Vote
Howie Hawkins (Green Party)10Vote
Jo Jorgensen (Lib Party)8Vote
Kanye West (Birthday Party)10Vote
Giant Meteor (Doom Party)41Vote
Not legally allowed to vote; non-US citizen, convicted felon, child, etc134Vote
There's an election this year?!14Vote

How excited are you for Firefly reboot?

Shiny!15Vote
Holy crap how have I not heard of this before?!39Vote
Probably won't be as good as the original, but still better than most things on TV8Vote
I'll give it a chance, but I'm not getting my hopes up just yet11Vote
Without the original cast as anything other than cameos, it simply won't be that good6Vote
Fox will cancel it before it airs anyway9Vote
It's all just talk, I'm not giving it any thought until it's actually confirmed16Vote
I actually don't care for Firefly124Vote

Would you be willing to take the initial COVID vaccine?

Oh please, a "rushed" vaccine only has concerns about effectiveness, not safety24Vote
Sure, even rushed, the vaccine is probably safer than risking COVID72Vote
I'm a bit concerned, but someone at high risk from COVID should still probably take it145Vote
I'll take my chances with COVID23Vote
It would give me Autism!24Vote
I *cough* already had COVID *cough*14Vote