RationalWiki:To do list/Pointless polls/Archive5
Should Texas secede from the Union?
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Yes! |
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Hell yes! |
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Don't let the door hit you on the way out |
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Texas is a pox on the US so yes. |
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No |
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Hell no |
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Super Mecha Death Goat should eat Texas |
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Learn how to spell secede moron! |
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Do you forgive my spelling error? |
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Worst right-wing South American dictator?
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Gregorio Conrado Álvarez (Uruguay) |
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Emílio Garrastazu Médici (Brazil) |
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Luis García Meza (Bolivia) |
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What's the most absurd pseudoastronomic theory?
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Anti-gravity |
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Big bang theory denial |
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DWARF PLANETS ARE REALLY PLANETS NASA IS LYING TO YOU!!! |
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Terraforming |
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Something else |
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lmao all of them |
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Should Europe unite as the New Roman Empire?
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Yes |
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No |
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I want to do gladiator fights! |
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The language better be Greek or Latin |
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I will be the Roman Emperor or Empress |
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Fuck off RZ94 |
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Make the emperor/empress a goat |
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Oh McDonald ate a goat |
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I will take a 10 piece chicken nugget meal with large fries and a chocolate shake |
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What's the most asinine remark made against water fluoridation?
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Water fluoridation is a neurotoxin that shall gruesomely assail your IQ! |
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COMMUNISM |
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Fluoride is only for toothpaste, not water. |
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It doesn't do anything! |
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But isn't tooth brushing by itself enough? |
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Not everyone wants it, thus a community must vote on whether or not fluoridation is justified. |
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Who did you vote for in this year's moderator elections?
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Sirius |
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Ace |
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Bongolian |
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CircularReasoning |
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Rockford the Roe |
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Spud |
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Ariel |
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Hastur |
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RWRW |
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Goaty McGoatface |
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Anarchism would work; NO MORE MODS1111SHIFT!!!oneone11SHIFT!!1elventy11oneSHIFT!!111one!!!11!! |
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They all suck |
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I haven't voted yet |
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I'm ineligible to vote (new/not enough edits yet) |
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What is your opinion of Anonymous user?
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They are the best thing for this wiki! |
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I am a bit friendly with them, pretty decent person |
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They are alright, I guess, never had a problem with them |
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I don't like them, but I have a grudging respect for them |
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Their posts usually make my eyes roll, but I get on with my life |
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Ugh, that person is super annoying |
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That user is terrible and should feel terrible |
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I prefer a goat |
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Are you a graduate of a fundie college/university?
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Yes (Undergraduate/certificate) |
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Yes (Graduate/doctoral) |
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No (Never went) |
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No (took a few classes) |
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Do people actually take these polls seriously?
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Yes |
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No |
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Goat |
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THESE POLLS ARE THE MOST IMPORTANT PART OF THE SALOON BAR AND TO-DO LIST!!! |
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These polls are RIGGED by the army of Russian and CP trolls! |
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NO ONE REFUSES THE CABAL! (there isn't one) |
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This is IrrationalWiki! |
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This is Ratwiki! |
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Anarchy works! |
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Are Rationalwiki pointless polls fraudulent?
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These polls are a HOAX! |
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Yes, as Soros commands. |
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I personally threw out Trump votes in Pennsylvania. |
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I WON THIS ELECTION, BY A LOT! |
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The Central Election Commission of Belarus assures you that these polls are free and fair. |
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Rudy Giuliani will get to the bottom of this! |
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выборы были свободными и справедливыми. ха-ха! |
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This dispute clearly shows that User:DuceMoosolini should decide our opinions for us. |
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Anarchism would definitely work! |
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Do you think SCOTUS will be deciding on a 2020 election-related case?
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SCOTUS will decide on a 2020 election case, but it won't be in favor of Trump. |
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SCOTUS will decide on a 2020 election case, but it will be in favor of Trump. |
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SCOTUS will not decide on a 2020 election case, but if they did, it wouldn't be in favor of Trump. |
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SCOTUS will not decide on a 2020 election case, but if they did, it would be in favor of Trump. |
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Rudy Giuliani will manage to embarass himself in front of SCOTUS. |
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Trump's spawn |
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SCOTUS will not besmirch their reputation by ruling in Trump's favor; even Abortion Lady and Brett Kavanaugh don't owe him shit, as they'll be on the bench till long after the Donald passes. |
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will embarass both him and themselves in front of SCOTUS.Would Anarchism Work?
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It's the best possible system |
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There's a possibility of it producing a good society, but there are better systems out there |
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In some specific situations, it's workable, but not for the general public |
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It's a pipe dream for young fools that haven't learned any better |
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I personally have reported all anarchist activity to the police |
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Don't tell me what to do!!! |
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This is just trolling |
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Might work for goats |
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I personally have reported all anarchist activity to the Florida Department of Agriculture and Consumer Affairs, because the government bourgeoisie made me do it!!!!!!111!!!SHIFT1!!SHIFToneeleventyone11!!!1! |
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Do you like the TV show King of the Hill?
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Yes |
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No |
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Fuck off |
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What is King of the Hill |
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Guns don't kill people, the government does |
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Propane |
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Navels
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Hair Color
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Blond |
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White |
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Gray |
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Red |
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Orange |
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Black |
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Brown |
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Eye color
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Blue |
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Green |
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Brown |
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Light brown |
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Black |
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Gray |
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Red |
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Hazel |
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Different colors for each eye |
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Political opinion
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Authoritarian left |
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Libertarian right |
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Libertarian left |
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Libertarian |
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Green |
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Centrist |
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Goat |
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Are you glad that Biden won the 2020 presidential election?
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Yes |
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No |
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Don't Care |
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But but Trump is the clear winner!!! |
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Biden was sent by God to save America |
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Shut up Trump supporters |
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Bye bye Donnie, don't come back |
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Trump, you're fired! |
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ByeDon 2020!!!1! |
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What languages do you speak?
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English |
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Slovak |
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Spanish |
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Czech |
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French |
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German |
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Italian |
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Greek |
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Esperanto |
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Hebrew |
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Russian |
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Korean |
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Portuguese |
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Celtic |
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Arabic |
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Ukrainian |
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Japanese |
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High Valyrian (Yes this is an actual Conlang) |
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Macedonian |
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Chinese |
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Afrikaans |
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Yiddish |
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Should we make RationalWiki into a sovereign nation?
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Yes |
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No |
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Are you insane |
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No way in Hell |
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Piss off |
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Hail to the Republic of RationalWiki!!! |
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No, but only because all nations should be abolished |
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We are the Democratic Socialist Republic of RationalWiki |
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Does anyone give a crap about these polls?
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Yes |
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No |
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I don't answer polls |
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What is a poll? |
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None of the above |
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Are you a George Soros fan?
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Yes |
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Yes |
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Jaffa cakes - are they...
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Cake? |
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Biscuit? |
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An abomination to the Lord? |
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Who will you be voting for in November?
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Don Trump (Rep Party) |
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Joe Biden (Dem Party) |
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Howie Hawkins (Green Party) |
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Jo Jorgensen (Lib Party) |
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Kanye West (Birthday Party) |
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Giant Meteor (Doom Party) |
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Not legally allowed to vote; non-US citizen, convicted felon, child, etc |
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There's an election this year?! |
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How excited are you for Firefly reboot?
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Shiny! |
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Holy crap how have I not heard of this before?! |
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Probably won't be as good as the original, but still better than most things on TV |
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I'll give it a chance, but I'm not getting my hopes up just yet |
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Without the original cast as anything other than cameos, it simply won't be that good |
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Fox will cancel it before it airs anyway |
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It's all just talk, I'm not giving it any thought until it's actually confirmed |
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I actually don't care for Firefly |
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Would you be willing to take the initial COVID vaccine?
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Oh please, a "rushed" vaccine only has concerns about effectiveness, not safety |
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Sure, even rushed, the vaccine is probably safer than risking COVID |
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I'm a bit concerned, but someone at high risk from COVID should still probably take it |
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I'll take my chances with COVID |
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It would give me Autism! |
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I *cough* already had COVID *cough* |
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