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RationalWiki:To do list/Pointless polls/Archive8
When I'm told to pick up milk, I pick up...
the classic, the OG, the dairy milk. |
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goat milk to honor thy Lord. |
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cashew milk because I hate almonds. |
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almond milk because I'm totally nuts. |
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soy milk and a really cute dress. |
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some bougie oat milk for my espresso machine. |
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coconut milk for piña coladas and getting caught in the rain. |
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rice milk. Isn't amazake, but it does the trick. |
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raw dairy milk to live life on the edge. |
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malk to get my daily intake of vitamin R. |
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Who's the craziest black Republican?
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Herschel Walker |
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Which State should carry the title "America's Basement"?
Florida |
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Texas |
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North Carolina |
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Alabama |
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Georgia |
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South Carolina |
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Virginia |
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West Virginia |
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Mississippi |
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Arkansas |
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Louisiana |
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Tennessee |
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Oklahoma |
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America has more than one basement, you know... |
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Some of those options are more like cesspits, instead of being basements |
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Are you a Cyantologist?
Yes |
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No |
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What? |
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Bleat! |
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Make your bets now! Who will Kamala Harris pick as her running mate?
Andy Beshear |
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Roy Cooper |
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Mark Kelly |
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Gretchen Whitmer |
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Someone out of left field |
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Worst Vice President in US history?
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Richard Mentor Johnson (believed in a hollow Earth and was so bad that van Buren ran for reelection without a VP pick) |
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John C. Breckenridge (became a general in the Confederate army) |
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Which pronunciation of the cacao/cocoa bean do you prefer?
Cacao |
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Cocoa |
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Why should we care it's fucking chocolate |
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Do you say "thank you" and "please" while talking to ChatGPT or any other chatbot?
Yes |
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No |
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You must go on a dinner date with one of these men. Should you fail to pick any of them, the world will come to an end. Which one do you pick?
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You know, maybe the end of the world isn't such a bad thing... |
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Bleat?
Yay |
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Nay |
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Goat |
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What faction do you support in the age-old Pet Wars?
Cats rule, dogs drool |
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Dogs rule, cats drool |
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Unaligned (both are cute, and compatible if raised with each other) |
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Third faction (goats are obviously the best possible pet there is1111SHIFT!!!oneone11SHIFT!!1elventy11oneSHIFT!!111one!!!11!!) |
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Semi-domesticated foxes |
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Who wins the 2023 "Biggest Clown of the Year" Award?
Vladimir Putin (now 2 years into a 3-day war) |
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Yevgeny Prigozhin (tried to launch a coup, then chickened out and trusted Putin to let him get away with it) |
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Kevin McCarthy (elected Speaker after numerous fails, then ousted 10 months later) |
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Rudy Giuliani (once America's Mayor, now America's Bankrupt Buffoon) |
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Ron DeSantis (immolated his political reputation not even a year after winning a major election victory) |
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Elon Musk (somehow managed to make Twitter even worse) |
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Rishi Sunak (was PM during a year of political faceplants) |
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Tucker Carlson (ousted from Fox News, moved to hosting idiots on a Twitter show, now has an "open mind" about flat-earth nonsense) |
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Pineapple on pizza; yay or nay?
Yes, all the time! |
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Can't stand it. |
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No strong opinion either way. Will eat it if I have to. |
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Whatever goat is having. (Whole pineapple, including stem and skin.) |
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What is the wiki article-writing process like for you?
Multiple drafts of one page written at supersonic speed! 😎 |
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Multiple drafts of one page, written until perfection is achieved. 🧐 |
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One draft, written pretty quickly, probably good enough to publish. 😅 |
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One draft that took FOREVER TO WRITE (hopefully good enough to publish). 😭 |
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The page is written and saved one paragraph at a time, with lots of editing in the process. 📇 |
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I start to write the page, get distracted, forget about it, and it gathers dust in the corner. 🕸️ |
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I wouldn't know because I don't write wiki articles. 🤷 |
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Are we going to hit our Fundraiser goal before the end of the year?
Yes |
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No |
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Dunno |
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Did you just say "Fundraiser goat"?? |
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Which of these is the truth?
Shrek has a 2000 inch long schlong |
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SSundee is a Nazi war criminal |
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Homer Simpson is in the Baseball Hall of Fame |
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The Pope is an alien |
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We have an asteroid named after us |
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Nightstar had 9 lives |
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Trump has no arms |
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Firestar was killed by a falling tree |
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Male enhancement works |
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Who is writing these polls? |
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If you had a time machine and could use it to go back and change one historical event, what would it be?
Beg the Austrian art school to accept the young Hitler’s application |
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Offer to draw the Middle East’s borders on behalf of the British and French |
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Go back 65 million years to see the dinosaurs |
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Immunize the Native Americans against smallpox and prepare them to fight off the future colonizers |
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Go and see the Giza Lizard Alien Power Grid Array |
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Save the Neanderthals from being f**ked and murdered out of existence (but this one would cause most white/Iranian/North-Indian folks to be “unborn” though) |
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Destroy that machine |
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How would you like us to go out?
Nuclear war |
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Climate change |
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Collective harakiri |
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Planet of the apes style |
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At the hooves of goat |
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Who'd win in a fight?
Teddy Roosevelt |
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Chuck Norris |
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Steve Irwin (living) |
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Goatman |
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A genie offers to let you choose how you die. What's the best option?
Old and toothless, surrounded by grandchildren |
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On the field of battle, atop a pile of enemies |
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Heart attack from winning lotto ticket after marrying |
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Rocket failure on Mars |
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Saving children from burning orphanage |
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Melting yourself so your microchips can't be used to hurt humanity |
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Trampled by herd of goats |
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Aneurysm during sex with any combination of Salma Hayek, Beyonce, Ryan Gosling, Chris Hemsworth, and/or Christina Hendricks |
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Does the To do list serve any purpose?
Yes, I have created a page after seeing based on something I first saw on the list. |
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Yes, someone might have created a new page based on that list. |
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Yes, it keeps clutter out of the Saloon Bar. |
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No, it's a diversion for people who want something but don't want to do the work. |
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No, it's largely been replaced by Draftspace. |
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There's a to do list? |
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It rocks. |
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I have listened to some of the songs while reading the relevant page. |
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I have listened to some of the songs on the page by themselves. |
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I have not looked at the page. |
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How do you pronounce NOAA?
Noah |
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En Oh Eih Eih |
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En Oh Double Eih |
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Is Wisconsin a democracy?
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No |
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What is brighter?
A supernova, seen from as far away as the Sun is from Earth |
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The detonation of a hydrogen bomb pressed against your eyeball |
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Who is Cosmikdebris' all time favourite musician (wrong answers only)?
Avril Lavigne (greatest lyricist of the 21st century) |
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Olivia Rodrigo (omg, her music is just so deep) |
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Miley Cyrus (better than Frank Zappa, whom Cosmik doesn't even like) |
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Billie Eilish (duh) |
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The Shaggs (better than The Beatles, according to Zappa) |
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Kendrick Lamar |
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Drake |
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J. Cole |
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Spicy food, yay or nay?
Spice is nice! |
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Can't handle heat, must avoid at all costs. |
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Should Azureality be the site mascot?
Heck yeah! |
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That thing is so cool, I love it! |
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Needs more goat |
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What am I looking at, and whose hairbrained idea was it to make a frickin' Pokémon our mascot?!? |
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Who is the better rapper?
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Biggie Smalls |
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Both are equally great |
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MC Goat |
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Favorite vampire?
Sheridan Le Fanu's Carmilla |
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Bram Stoker's Dracula |
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F. W. Murnau's Nosferatu |
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Marv Wolfman and Gene Colan's The Tomb of Dracula |
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The legendary Chupacabra vampire goat sucker |
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Do you want to get paid for adding or editing articles on RationalWiki?
No |
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Yes |
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Why? |
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We're volunteers. Who the fuck came with that stupid idea? |
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Which musical genre is your favorite to binge listening to?
Hip-hop (e.g. Rap and Beatboxing) |
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Rock (e.g. Rock 'n' Roll, Metal, and Punk) |
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R&B (e.g. Soul and Gospel) |
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Pop (e.g. K-pop and Bubblegum) |
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Jazz (e.g. Swing and Big Band) |
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Country (e.g. Bluegrass) |
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Folk (e.g. Traditional Blues and Protest) |
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Electronic (e.g. Techno and Hardcore Dance) |
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Easy-Listening (e.g. Background Music) |
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Orchestral (e.g. Western Classical) |
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Fusion (e.g. Rockabilly, Disco, Trap, and Funk) |
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Experimental (e.g. Crossover, Psychedelic, and Lo-fi) |
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Something else entirely |
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I don't actually listen to music |
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