RationalWiki:To do list/Pointless polls/Archive8

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Do you say "thank you" and "please" while talking to ChatGPT or any other chatbot?

Yes

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No

60

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You must go on a dinner date with one of these men. Should you fail to pick any of them, the world will come to an end. Which one do you pick?

John Hagee

3

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Andrew Schlafly

18

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Ken Ham

4

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Ray Comfort

11

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Kent Hovind

4

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You know, maybe the end of the world isn't such a bad thing...

85

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Bleat?

Yay

28

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Nay

4

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Goat

70

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What faction do you support in the age-old Pet Wars?

Cats rule, dogs drool

62

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Dogs rule, cats drool

46

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Unaligned (both are cute, and compatible if raised with each other)

70

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Third faction (goats are obviously the best possible pet there is1111!!!oneoneelventy11one!!111one!!!11!!)

18

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Semi-domesticated foxes

17

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Who wins the 2023 "Biggest Clown of the Year" Award?

Vladimir Putin (now 2 years into a 3-day war)

22

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Yevgeny Prigozhin (tried to launch a coup, then chickened out and trusted Putin to let him get away with it)

95

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Kevin McCarthy (elected Speaker after numerous fails, then ousted 10 months later)

5

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Rudy Giuliani (once America's Mayor, now America's Bankrupt Buffoon)

6

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Ron DeSantis (immolated his political reputation not even a year after winning a major election victory)

8

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Elon Musk (somehow managed to make Twitter even worse)

56

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Rishi Sunak (was PM during a year of political faceplants)

4

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Tucker Carlson (ousted from Fox News, moved to hosting idiots on a Twitter show, now has an "open mind" about flat-earth nonsense)

4

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Pineapple on pizza; yay or nay?

Yes, all the time!

42

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Can't stand it.

62

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No strong opinion either way. Will eat it if I have to.

49

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Whatever goat is having. (Whole pineapple, including stem and skin.)

8

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What is the wiki article-writing process like for you?

Multiple drafts of one page written at supersonic speed! 😎

0

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Multiple drafts of one page, written until perfection is achieved. 🧐

2

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One draft, written pretty quickly, probably good enough to publish. 😅

6

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One draft that took FOREVER TO WRITE (hopefully good enough to publish). 😭

8

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The page is written and saved one paragraph at a time, with lots of editing in the process. 📇

5

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I start to write the page, get distracted, forget about it, and it gathers dust in the corner. 🕸️

8

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I wouldn't know because I don't write wiki articles. 🤷

58

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Are we going to hit our Fundraiser goal before the end of the year?

Yes

3

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No

11

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Dunno

3

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Did you just say "Fundraiser goat"??

7

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Which of these is the truth?

Shrek has a 2000 inch long schlong

42

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SSundee is a Nazi war criminal

5

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Homer Simpson is in the Baseball Hall of Fame

9

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The Pope is an alien

9

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We have an asteroid named after us

7

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Nightstar had 9 lives

1

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Trump has no arms

3

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Firestar was killed by a falling tree

1

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Male enhancement works

2

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Who is writing these polls?

47

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If you had a time machine and could use it to go back and change one historical event, what would it be?

Beg the Austrian art school to accept the young Hitler’s application

19

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Offer to draw the Middle East’s borders on behalf of the British and French

14

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Go back 65 million years to see the dinosaurs

25

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Immunize the Native Americans against smallpox and prepare them to fight off the future colonizers

57

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Go and see the Giza Lizard Alien Power Grid Array

3

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Save the Neanderthals from being f**ked and murdered out of existence (but this one would cause most white/Iranian/North-Indian folks to be “unborn” though)

1

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Destroy that machine

9

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How would you like us to go out?

Nuclear war

24

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Climate change

6

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Collective harakiri

13

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Planet of the apes style

27

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At the hooves of goat

76

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Who'd win in a fight?

Teddy Roosevelt

122

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Chuck Norris

33

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Steve Irwin (living)

29

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Goatman

39

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A genie offers to let you choose how you die. What's the best option?

Old and toothless, surrounded by grandchildren

43

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On the field of battle, atop a pile of enemies

11

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Heart attack from winning lotto ticket after marrying

4

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Rocket failure on Mars

12

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Saving children from burning orphanage

14

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Melting yourself so your microchips can't be used to hurt humanity

6

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Trampled by herd of goats

24

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Aneurysm during sex with any combination of Salma Hayek, Beyonce, Ryan Gosling, Chris Hemsworth, and/or Christina Hendricks

27

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Does the To do list serve any purpose?

Yes, I have created a page after seeing based on something I first saw on the list.

4

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Yes, someone might have created a new page based on that list.

9

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Yes, it keeps clutter out of the Saloon Bar.

3

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No, it's a diversion for people who want something but don't want to do the work.

4

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No, it's largely been replaced by Draftspace.

3

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There's a to do list?

70

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RationalWiki: The Musical

It rocks.

23

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I have listened to some of the songs while reading the relevant page.

1

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I have listened to some of the songs on the page by themselves.

2

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I have not looked at the page.

54

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How do you pronounce NOAA?

Noah

103

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En Oh Eih Eih

21

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En Oh Double Eih

5

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Is Wisconsin a democracy?

Yes

76

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No

65

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What is brighter?

A supernova, seen from as far away as the Sun is from Earth

98

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The detonation of a hydrogen bomb pressed against your eyeball

52

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Who is Cosmikdebris' all time favourite musician (wrong answers only)?

Avril Lavigne (greatest lyricist of the 21st century)

17

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Olivia Rodrigo (omg, her music is just so deep)

9

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Miley Cyrus (better than Frank Zappa, whom Cosmik doesn't even like)

6

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Billie Eilish (duh)

32

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The Shaggs (better than The Beatles, according to Zappa)

4

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