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As a confirmed mustard jar for taking on this job as a Sysop on RationalWiki: I, Summa Atheologica, pledge to only block users if they ask for it, or insert unfunny vandalism. I furthermore pledge that if I indulge in secret private conversations about you, we will make a formal report to the mob. Is that all? If you impugn my motives without warrant, or challenge my "AUTHORATIE", er, there is nothing I can or will do.
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What I want you to think.
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This user coordinates deep-cover deceit. (Boo!)
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This user is awarded the sysop eye. We are watching...
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This user is quite content with things as they are, and demands that you show respect for RationalWiki's rich heritage and traditions.
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This user terrorizes cadavers with the illegal antidisestablishmentarianist, and knows it virtually complements to give the nonsensical arcades some embryos.
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This user is a Texan. Yee haw!
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This user thinks cows are tasty.
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This user knows that these two believed they could be intolerant because they knew the truth.
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This user may not agree with a word you say, but will defend to the death your right to say it
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This user believes in the right to bear frickin' sweet nukes.
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This user suffers from Megalomania and will never feel ashamed of that fact.
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This user hails from the largest boldest and grandest state in the Union.
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This user believes in the Great Pumpkin
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This user thinks dolphins, not creationists, belong in think tanks, as creationists deny descent from fish and therefore cannot swim.
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This user is a cabal member. Surprise, surprise.
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This user thinks that the Rapture is a rather silly idea.
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This user is watching you... always watching you.
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God
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This user IS a God, thus proving the existence of one.
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This user believes in the right to arm frickin' sweet bears.
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This user believes in the right to bear frickin' sweet guns.
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This user lives in Jesusland. Unfortunately.
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This user is an ape — and so are you.
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This user is a heterosexual male.
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This user is male.
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This user thinks PETA stands for People Eating Tasty Animals, and hunts sea kittens.
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This user is a member of the Darwinist-Humanist Cabal devoted to perverting all that is holy
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This user is an ape.
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This user knows how to play chess.
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This user is an Elder of Zion and is currently in the process of taking over the world. In secret, obviously.
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=3.0
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This user wants to teach the real controversy. (1 Kings 7:23)
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This user has Asperger's syndrome or is somewhere on the Autism Spectrum.
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This user regards Jack Chick as one of sequential art's finest practitioners.
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Hi there. This is Summa Atheologica. I enjoy science, history, and food (the more the better).