User:Summa Atheologica

As an "elected" janitorial oligarch Moderator on RationalWiki: I, Summa Atheologica, pledge to only rename users if they ask for it, or have unfunny usernames. I furthermore pledge that if I do something wrong, it can't be me, because if the moderator does it, it is not a crime. I promise to do my job to the best of my ability.

As a confirmed mustard jar for taking on this job as a Sysop on RationalWiki: I, Summa Atheologica, pledge to only block users if they ask for it, or insert unfunny vandalism. I furthermore pledge that if I indulge in secret private conversations about you, we will make a formal report to the mob. Is that all? If you impugn my motives without warrant, or challenge my "AUTHORATIE", er, there is nothing I can or will do.

Bio

What I want you to think. This user coordinates deep-cover deceit. (Boo!) This user is awarded the sysop eye. We are watching... This user was demoted to janitor Sysop. (verify) This user is quite content with things as they are, and demands that you show respect for RationalWiki's rich heritage and traditions. This user has the arrogant belief that the universe does not exist just for us, and that nobody is going to change the way it works for the benefit of just a few of us. So far, this user's subversive wikiediting has evaded FBI detection! This user flys lentil soups with the viral yogurt, and knows it grotesquely unties to give the inept cods some blasphemers. This user is a Texan. Yee haw! hella This user is hella liberal. This user believes all religions are a form of psychosocial control and are therefore inherently bad for you. "Blessed be Her Hooves, may They never be shod" ' I would rather be an Open Sinner then a False Saint. This user does not believe so called "faith" can contend with modern science. This user thinks cows are tasty. This user reads Conservapedia because no where else do you get insights like this. ✡ZOoR✡ Zionist Overlords of RationalWiki This user knows that these two believed they could be intolerant because they knew the truth. This user is a Liberal Facist This user may not agree with a word you say, but will defend to the death your right to say it This user thinks Hypatia of Alexandria was the pinnacle of womanhood. This user believes in the right to bear frickin' sweet nukes. This user suffers from Megalomania and will never feel ashamed of that fact. This user hails from the largest boldest and grandest state in the Union. This user believes in the Great Pumpkin This user thinks dolphins, not creationists, belong in think tanks, as creationists deny descent from fish and therefore cannot swim. This user is a cabal member. Surprise, surprise. This user thinks that the Rapture is a rather silly idea. This user is watching you... always watching you. This user is not a cdesign proponentsist. This user an EVIL gator hell-bent on enslaving all woman ... or something. This user is an evil-utionist! God This user IS a God, thus proving the existence of one. This user has the arrogant belief that the universe does not exist just for us, and that nobody is going to change the way it works for the benefit of just a few of us. This user believes in the right to arm frickin' sweet bears. Dracula This user believes in the right to bear frickin' sweet guns. This user lives in Jesusland. Unfortunately. This user is an ape — and so are you. This user is heterosexual. This user is male. This user is of the opinion that Andy Schlafly is one of these. This user thinks PETA stands for People Eating Tasty Animals, and hunts sea kittens. KJV This User ſweareth upon the fiery and dulcet Words of the Bible of King James. This user is a member of the Darwinist-Humanist Cabal devoted to perverting all that is holy This user is an ape. This user knows how to play chess. This user is an Elder of Zion and is currently in the process of taking over the world. In secret, obviously. =3.0 This user wants to teach the real controversy. (1 Kings 7:23) This user has Asperger's syndrome or is somewhere on the autism spectrum. This user regards Jack Chick as one of sequential art's finest practitioners. This user believes in mobocracy.

Hi there. This is Summa Atheologica. I enjoy science, history, and food (the more the better).

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