|  What I want you to think. 
|   | This user coordinates deep-cover deceit. (Boo!) |  
|   | This user is awarded the sysop eye.  We are watching... |  
|   | This user is quite content with things as they are, and demands that you show respect for RationalWiki's rich heritage and traditions. |  
 
 
|   | This user cuddles sharks with the beloved Swiss cheese, and knows it fondly burglarizes to give the shoddy adjectives some chiffons. |  
|   | This user is a Texan. Yee haw! |  
 
| hella | This user is hella liberal. |  
|   | This user believes all religions are a form of psychosocial control and are therefore inherently bad for you. |  
|   | "Blessed be Her Hooves, may They never be shod"
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| ' | I would rather be an Open Sinner then a False Saint. |  
|   | This user does not believe so called "faith" can contend with modern science. |  
|   | This user thinks cows are tasty.
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| ✡ZOoR✡ | Zionist Overlords of RationalWiki |  
|   | This user knows that these two believed they could be intolerant because they knew the truth. |  
|   | This user may not agree with a word you say, but will defend to the death your right to say it |  
|   | This user believes in the right to bear frickin' sweet nukes. |   
 
|   | This user suffers from Megalomania and will never feel ashamed of that fact. |  
|   | This user hails from the largestboldest and grandest state in the Union. |  
 
|   | This user believes in the Great Pumpkin
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|   | This user thinks dolphins, not creationists, belong in think tanks, as creationists deny descent from fish and therefore cannot swim. |  
|   | This user is a cabal member. Surprise, surprise.
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|   | This user thinks that the Rapture is a rather silly idea. |  
|   | This user is watching you... always watching you. |  
 
 
 
| God | This user IS a God, thus proving the existence of one. |  
 
|   | This user believes in the right to arm frickin' sweet bears. |  
|   | This user believes in the right to bear frickin' sweet guns. |  
|   | This user lives in Jesusland. Unfortunately. |  
|   | This user is an ape — and so are you.
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|   | This user is heterosexual. |  
|   | This user is male. |  
|   | This user thinks PETA stands for People Eating Tasty Animals, and hunts sea kittens. |  
 
|   | This user is a member of the Darwinist-Humanist Cabal devoted to perverting all that is holy |  
|   | This user is an ape. |  
|   | This user knows how to play chess. |  
 
|   | This user is an Elder of Zion and is currently in the process of taking over the world.  In secret, obviously. |  
|  =3.0 | This user wants to teach the real controversy. (1 Kings 7:23)
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|   | This user has Asperger's syndrome or is somewhere on the autism spectrum. |  
|   | This user regards Jack Chick as one of sequential art's finest practitioners. |  |