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Welcome. Evil fascistoh noez 03:24, 12 November 2012 (UTC)

To paraphrase the bible...[edit]

I think you're walking into the den of lions here. Honestly most people don't dislike the idea of Conservapedia, or even Andy himself. It's his acolytes everyone can't stand. --Revolverman (talk) 03:49, 12 November 2012 (UTC)

I noticed you spelt "Bible" with a lower-case "b", indicating a high likelyhood of you being a weak, limp-wristed homosexual liberal.
In seriousness, whoever said I was religious? (I presume, you presume I am religious?)Brenden (talk) 05:35, 12 November 2012 (UTC)
Perhaps a bit of an assumption, but you DID come from Conserveapedia. --Revolverman (talk) 06:32, 12 November 2012 (UTC)


Unfortunately it'll take a bit more than 9 edits to get demoted to sysop. Fortunately it won't take very many more! Blue (pester) 06:47, 18 November 2012 (UTC)


And how exactly am I suppose to do that when none of them, none at all provide any means to contact them directly? Your seem the most decent active sysop on Conservapedia by far, yet you come down on their side, allowing that person to continue his never ending, psychologically damaged and damaging hatred filled bullshit--Patmac (talk) 18:00, 3 June 2013 (UTC)

Well I know that Mr. Schlafly can be reached at aschlafly<at> As for that user's posts, I cannot control them, Mr. Schlafly has informed me that he is my superior, and I have no authority to control his tone, beyond imploring him to see the damage that he does. Brenden (talk) 18:09, 3 June 2013 (UTC)

Mate, Not that i give a damn, but it is obvious your friend Markman is a parodist. — Unsigned, by: patmac / talk / contribs

I dislike the choices that Markman makes, but I am not in a position to take any significant action against him (he has the same user rights as I do). Brenden (talk) 17:45, 5 June 2013 (UTC)
I actually care about what goes on at CP, and despite you being the one who imposed my infinite block I continue to support you. Obviously your requests to A.S are falling on deaf ears. Perhaps ask Karajou, Ed, or even user C for support. Even if they refuse you should at least get a reply.

Just to make it clear, I was bluffing/fuming the other day and wish no harm to the site.--Patmac (talk) 20:14, 7 June 2013 (UTC)

Just accept the fact that you've made yourself a pariah on Conservapedia and there's no going back now. An admin gave you an infinite block (which Brenden changed to "indefinite" but I took steps to revert him), it's over. - (talk) 20:40, 7 June 2013 (UTC)

Now now Markman, was not one of your cases against Brenden being him having an account at RW. It seems to be that you cannot take your eyes of this place, At least Brenden is "macho" enough to make an account instead of hiding behind an IP address. Hypocrite.--Patmac (talk) 20:50, 7 June 2013 (UTC)


Your buddy from Schlafly's Blog has nominated you to be a Moderator here. He put the message it on your userpage, which he's not supposed to do, so when you read it, just copy paste it to the talk page, if you wish. You can accept or decline here --TheLateGatsby (The end of the dock ) 00:11, 18 June 2013 (UTC)

Yeah I just noticed my mistake in posting my message on Brenden's user page. Here's what I wrote:
There's a Moderator elections and I just had you nominated. As my edits to Paul Broun show, this wiki is not very accepting of people with conservative viewpoints, and I think that having you as a mode might change that. I think that you're reasonably accepted among the fellas here, meaning that there's a chance for you to be elected as a mod. What do you say? - ConservapediaMarkman (talk) 00:13, 18 June 2013 (UTC)
No thanks, I am far too busy, to ever moderate a website! (I hardly even edit CP for that matter) Brenden (talk) 00:41, 18 June 2013 (UTC)
I do hope you guys can call a truce and work together--Patmac (talk) 01:10, 18 June 2013 (UTC)
Clever you turned it down dh, My/his aim was to get you banned :) Markman (talk) 01:24, 18 June 2013 (UTC)

A request...[edit]

By any chance would you be willing to unblock me on Conservapedia? Since CP leaves no means for users to contest their banishment, I am forced to contact you here. I'm about a month into my 3 month long sentence imposed by User:C. So I come to you looking to have my sentence commuted. Thanks. --DonnyC (talk) 03:11, 18 June 2013 (UTC)

I would ask Mr. Schlafly at aschlafly<at> I can also bring this up with User:C. Brenden (talk) 04:54, 25 June 2013 (UTC)

Please don't....[edit]

...bring your CP feuds here. If you want to fuck with Markman, don't do it on my wiki. Thanks. If I knew the way/I would take you home. 11:38, 29 June 2013 (UTC)

Erm, I must have missed the point where this became your wiki. Could you point me to where it happened please? Oldusgitus (talk) 18:13, 29 June 2013 (UTC)
I suppose this wiki is a communist endeavor then? Brenden (talk) 18:20, 29 June 2013 (UTC)
I'm talking to powdersmoke Bren, not you. So far as I know this wiki was set up many years ago by several people, the user powdersmoke registered on feb this year. Unless he is using another name he wasn't even around when the wiki was set up, I know he wasn't around when I registered. Oldusgitus (talk) 18:27, 29 June 2013 (UTC)
Powder was at RW from within months of the beginning under a different name. Nutty Roux100x100 anarchy symbol.svg 18:33, 29 June 2013 (UTC)
Thanks NR, that sort of makes some things clearer. Oldusgitus (talk) 18:41, 29 June 2013 (UTC)
I was making a joke. Brenden (talk) 18:29, 29 June 2013 (UTC)
To paraphrase an old conservative movie, if he wanna fuck with Markman he fucks with the best! [comment added for humor's sake, not intended to start a flame war on RW] - ConservapediaMarkman (talk) 12:00, 29 June 2013 (UTC)
Saw your edits, will comply (Fucking Markman - no. Thats just nasty..) Brenden (talk) 18:06, 29 June 2013 (UTC)

"that is the same position that Conservapedia holds"[edit]

"Conservapedia" holds no position because "Conservapedia" is not a community of people that comes to a consensus. You meant to say "that is the same position that Andy Schlafly holds." If I knew the way/I would take you home. 22:49, 29 June 2013 (UTC)

Please stop.[edit]

PLEASE, stop using RW as a way to conduct CP business, as per your last block message to Markman. If I knew the way/I would take you home. 16:17, 1 July 2013 (UTC)

I'm hoping that he would respond. This talking on RW with him tires me as well. Brenden (talk) 16:19, 1 July 2013 (UTC)
I'm kind of lazy to do anything today which doesn't involve block wars and I don't want to give anyone my real email. Tomorrow I'll open another gmail account. - Vote Markman for a better tomorrow! (talk) 16:21, 1 July 2013 (UTC)
I am at least heartened that your conduct will not go unnoticed. At this point you're just making it more and more obvious that you're a troublemaker. Inserting pornography and vindictively blocking innocent users is unacceptable. Nate Keaton (talk) 16:32, 1 July 2013 (UTC)

You're next.[edit]

Your next Checkers! Now that I have removed that horrible parodist Nate, I'm cumming for your gay British ass. Be afraid. Markman (talk) 07:30, 26 July 2013 (UTC)

  • You're. Acei9 10:16, 26 July 2013 (UTC)
Although I'm basically on hiatus I just want to clarify that I have nothing to do with the second Markman and if you'll look at his talk page you'll see that I registered here just in order to differentiate myself from him. That's all, carry on. - ConservapediaMarkman (talk) 10:19, 26 July 2013 (UTC)
I am the real markman, the other is an imposter and a parodist who hacked into and stole my account. Markman (talk) 10:56, 26 July 2013 (UTC)

Recovering from the potato[edit]

Hey, it's been several days since you posted on the Saloon Bar. How's your health? Give us some sort of sign of life to let us know you're okay. Ochotona princepsnot a pokémon 16:46, 3 August 2013 (UTC)

I'm fine, the doctor gave me something, and I stopped puking by the end of the hour. Thanks for asking though!(aww, you guys cared!.
Good to hear. Of course we cared. That's what decent people do. PowderSmokeAndLeather: Say something once, why say it again?.Moderator 02:44, 4 August 2013 (UTC)
Politics kind of falls by the wayside when someone posts "help, I've been vomiting constantly and I'm not sure if I should go to the doctor". Also, I'd like to point out that, while it was unlikely to occur with you and one single potato, solanine (which builds up in potatoes when they're exposed to warmth and sunlight, which also turns them green via normal photosynthesis of chlorophyll) can cause death in high doses, so... yeah, I cared. Ochotona princepsnot a pokémon 00:44, 5 August 2013 (UTC)
Glad you turned out well. (If you're in the mood for a weird larf--Potatoland ("Please take my hand. We'll go to Potatoland...,All aboard! Next stop Potatoland!").)Civic CatTalk to Civic Cat 22:50, 6 August 2013 (UTC)

Elvis is King[edit]

That's actually Wilson. --Colonel Sanders (talk) 22:36, 26 November 2014 (UTC)

Whoops! In my defense, I got rusty on my RationalWiki politics.Brenden (talk)
He's going on about how video games, sex, bacon and the like are ruining America. Why he still tries, who even knows? --Colonel Sanders (talk) 22:44, 26 November 2014 (UTC)
I remember vaguely something about Wilson on RationalWikiWiki, nearly 2 years ago...Brenden (talk) 22:51, 26 November 2014 (UTC)
He was also on CP and RW, and Ameriwiki and some other crap. --Colonel Sanders (talk) 23:14, 28 November 2014 (UTC)

Promoting Parogar[edit]

Really? He's a troll that wants to insert gender essentialism all over the place. (talk) 22:19, 13 December 2014 (UTC)

Sysops are promoted on basis of preventing wandals. As long as s/he doesn't abuse his/her priviledges, s/he should be fine.брэндэн (talk) 22:20, 13 December 2014 (UTC)
It's odd that you'd give these privileges to a vandal then. (talk) 23:43, 13 December 2014 (UTC)
From what his/her contributions are, I'd wager that the worst s/he has done is put some controversial edits in the article space. Rationalwiki has a rather liberal policy on promoting sysops, and even User:Conservative is a sysop, so... брэндэн (talk) 05:03, 14 December 2014 (UTC)


Your Christina Hoff Sommers page is very nice. If you have time, would you consider doing Camille Paglia? Ithaca8 (talk) 17:44, 14 December 2014 (UTC)


Could you explain how [1] is doxxing anyone? Hipocrite (talk) 15:33, 15 December 2014 (UTC)

Weaseloid explained it to me. Sorry.брэндэн (talk) 18:42, 15 December 2014 (UTC)
Let me try that again, so that you could answer. "Could you explain how [2] is doxxing anyone?" Hipocrite (talk) 13:42, 16 December 2014 (UTC)
It wasn't, and Weaseloid told me that. брэндэн (talk) 18:28, 16 December 2014 (UTC)

Then you will absolutely hate this.[edit]

  • Society is, always has been, and always will be a structure for the exploitation and oppression of the majority through systems of political force dictated by an élite, enforced by thugs, uniformed or not, and upheld by a willful ignorance and stupidity on the part of the very majority whom the system oppresses.- Richard Morgan (2002) — Unsigned, by: Castaigne2 / talk / contribs
I think he's an idiot. брэндэн (talk) 01:00, 11 February 2016 (UTC)

Removing info re: CP users.[edit]

Carry on. Go nuts. All but Schlafly should be removed. Even, you know, that guy. Peace. AgingHippie (talk) 06:28, 20 February 2016 (UTC)

New userbox[edit]

Nooo!! :( (talk) 21:08, 7 April 2016 (UTC)