Welcome to the Dollhouse! ħuman 18:04, 28 December 2008 (EST)
- Thank you. Me 21:24, 2 January 2009 (EST)
Congratulations my self-centered friend! (Well, your name is "Me".) You have the pleasure of joining the scum of the earth—that's right, you are now a sysop!
Here is your bucket, mop, and instruction manual. If they look slightly used, that's okay. The last
two three sysops who were given them all died horrible, painful deaths (ebola, I think). But that's just coincidence—it's not a pattern until its happened three four times, right? Radioactive afikomen Please ignore all my awful pre-2014 comments. 02:42, 5 January 2009 (EST)