User talk:Mr. Swift

I exist

In case there was any doubt, I exist.Mr. Swift (talk) 22:44, 9 May 2010 (UTC)

Splendid. I bid you welcome to the hardcore Conservative.

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^{Ask me about our mammary gland} 22:47, 9 May 2010 (UTC)

Mr. Swift

Hahahaha ZING! Ace^X-102 05:47, 19 September 2010 (UTC)

So I take it I was given this in jest, and not out of respect. Mr. Swift (talk) 06:12, 19 September 2010 (UTC)