User talk:Samurai/Archive1
Phantom Hoover 08:43, 3 January 2009 (EST)
- Hi Redcoat, you recently made a fairly substantial edit to Japan, but marked it as minor. This is normally used only for spelling, punctuation or wikifying etc. Toast 09:01, 9 January 2009 (EST)
Email[edit]
For flip's sake specify an email address in your preferences! Phantom Hoover 07:44, 24 January 2009 (EST)
Firing Range (KEEP OUT)[edit]
Firing Range (KEEP OUT)[edit]
WORK, STUPID SIG, WOOOOOORK!!!! -- Redcoat 17:26, 27 January 2009 (EST)
- --{{[[User:Samurai/sig}}]] 07:49, 7 March 2009 (EST)
Signature...[edit]
...you can make smaller, please? TheoryOfPractice 18:24, 27 January 2009 (EST)
- For goat's sake, it's worse than mine- and that's saying something. --"ConservapediaUndergroundResistorfeline fanatic 18:27, 27 January 2009 (EST)
- Is that it in the section above? Yeah, that's gonna irritate a lot of people. Perhaps you could feature the image on your user page? ħuman 19:45, 27 January 2009 (EST)
Sysop[edit]
It is my sincere regret to inform you that you have been kicked down the stairs by none other than a "Phanthom Hoover". My concolences, here is your broom and mop. The interesting thingis, I am also a sysop, and as if to add to your misfortune, I will now give you a welcoming block. ĵ₳¥ášÇ♠ʘ I like Nigerian cookie cutters Nooooooo! You stole my sysopping message! Die! Time wisest Phantom Hoover! 12:05, 28 January 2009 (EST)
Logout[edit]
There's a point at which that stops being funny, ya know. I think the joke passed that point once I picked up on it. --"ConservapediaUndergroundResistorfeline fanatic 13:19, 31 January 2009 (EST)
- Have you honestly never seen Javascap's user page? Time wisest Phantom Hoover! 13:30, 31 January 2009 (EST)
- I have. Much to my constant annoyance. But at least with his I can just press the page back key and log back in. With this one I can't. --"ConservapediaUndergroundResistorfeline fanatic 13:30, 31 January 2009 (EST)
- Judging by all the racket here I'm guessing that a few of yoou fell into my (well, CUR's) trap?-- Redcoat 13:33, 31 January 2009 (EST)
- My trap? My trap only applies if someone wants to call me an idiot. --"ConservapediaUndergroundResistorfeline fanatic 13:34, 31 January 2009 (EST)
- Well, I took the liberty of pilfering the code from your talk/user page (I forget which one)-- Redcoat 13:35, 31 January 2009 (EST)
- The current code is a copy of that on Javascap's page, so they should both work the same. Time wisest Phantom Hoover! 13:36, 31 January 2009 (EST)
- Talk page. But they don't, PH. --"ConservapediaUndergroundResistorfeline fanatic 13:37, 31 January 2009 (EST)
- Thanks for perfecting the trap Hoover!
- Talk page. But they don't, PH. --"ConservapediaUndergroundResistorfeline fanatic 13:37, 31 January 2009 (EST)
- The current code is a copy of that on Javascap's page, so they should both work the same. Time wisest Phantom Hoover! 13:36, 31 January 2009 (EST)
- Well, I took the liberty of pilfering the code from your talk/user page (I forget which one)-- Redcoat 13:35, 31 January 2009 (EST)
- My trap? My trap only applies if someone wants to call me an idiot. --"ConservapediaUndergroundResistorfeline fanatic 13:34, 31 January 2009 (EST)
- Judging by all the racket here I'm guessing that a few of yoou fell into my (well, CUR's) trap?-- Redcoat 13:33, 31 January 2009 (EST)
Curious, I had just copied the code and was about to put it onto my userpage... bizarre. -- Redcoat 13:41, 31 January 2009 (EST)
Permaban[edit]
As a ban-happy sysop (formerly) I would like to tell you that you are getting into a world of trouble. If you want to see the exact details, go over to Administrative Abuse. Please don't permaban again- we vandal bin. --"ConservapediaUndergroundResistorfeline fanatic 13:28, 31 January 2009 (EST)
- I take it you have unblocked the IP in question?-- Redcoat 13:42, 31 January 2009 (EST)
- Ask the weasel. --"ConservapediaUndergroundResistorfeline fanatic 13:43, 31 January 2009 (EST)
LOL[edit]
It worked!-- Redcoat 13:47, 31 January 2009 (EST)
- Look, Hoover, if you want to wandalize my talk page, be creative!-- Redcoat 13:49, 31 January 2009 (EST)
- I'm not wandalising, I'm adjusting an annoying and dubious picture. Time wisest Phantom Hoover! 13:53, 31 January 2009 (EST)
Redirect[edit]
Ad homs at bureaucrats are rarely a good idea. Time wisest Phantom Hoover! 13:56, 31 January 2009 (EST)
- I redirected the article to User:Redcoat. Har har. --"ConservapediaUndergroundResistorfeline fanatic 13:56, 31 January 2009 (EST)
- Excellent, you replied as predicted (its a joke, not a serious stab at you, anyway)-- Redcoat 13:58, 31 January 2009 (EST)
- Nice one CUR, I quite like your new version, so I think I will take the liberty of protecting it..-- Redcoat 14:00, 31 January 2009 (EST)
Phantom Hoover[edit]
i don't know what your beef is with him, but may I kindly suggest keeping it civil? if you can't then just do something else for a while until you cool off. Yours trulyDear Sir 14:53, 1 February 2009 (EST)
Oh for goat's sake, it's all humorous, so please don't misunderstand my seemingly irate comments at him - for he can return them at me in real life, after all he and I work at the same establishment!.-- Redcoat 14:58, 2 February 2009 (EST)
Vabal[edit]
You have been nominated for promotion to chief editor of the vabal, a not-so-secret organization dedicated to fighting crackpot ideas wherever they may be. Do vou accept? --"ConservapediaUndergroundResistorfeline fanatic 15:48, 1 February 2009 (EST)
- Fine...--213.122.22.172 14:54, 2 February 2009 (EST)
And you would be? --"ConservapediaUndergroundResistorfeline fanatic 14:19, 4 February 2009 (EST)
- He be me!-- 侍 16:44, 20 February 2009 (EST)
Because you asked nicely[edit]
Feel free to sign the roles and join the clan
Turkey[edit]
Why the turkey? Time wisest Phantom Hoover! 06:49, 21 February 2009 (EST)
Spoof new messages thing[edit]
You're not going to fool anyone with it at the bottom. Time wisest Phantom Hoover! 07:43, 21 February 2009 (EST)
- Its there temporarily.-- 侍 07:45, 21 February 2009 (EST)
Sig[edit]
Your sig still links to User:Redcoat; in your preferences, change the "nickname" field from "{{User:Redcoat/sig1}}" to "{{User:Samurai/sig1}}". Time wisest Phantom Hoover! 05:21, 22 February 2009 (EST)