User talk:Samurai/Archive1

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Phantom Hoover 08:43, 3 January 2009 (EST)

Hi Redcoat, you recently made a fairly substantial edit to Japan, but marked it as minor. This is normally used only for spelling, punctuation or wikifying etc. Toast 09:01, 9 January 2009 (EST)

Email

For flip's sake specify an email address in your preferences! Phantom Hoover 07:44, 24 January 2009 (EST)

Firing Range (KEEP OUT)

 Redcoat 

Firing Range (KEEP OUT)

WORK, STUPID SIG, WOOOOOORK!!!! -- Redcoat  17:26, 27 January 2009 (EST)

•  忍者  ^{N I N J A A A H ! ! ! ! !}

User:Samurai/Sig

--{{[[User:Samurai/sig}}]] 07:49, 7 March 2009 (EST)

Signature...

...you can make smaller, please? TheoryOfPractice 18:24, 27 January 2009 (EST)

For goat's sake, it's worse than mine- and that's saying something. --"ConservapediaUndergroundResistor^{'is a puerile idiot'} 18:27, 27 January 2009 (EST)

Is that it in the section above? Yeah, that's gonna irritate a lot of people. Perhaps you could feature the image on your user page? ħuman 19:45, 27 January 2009 (EST)

Sysop

It is my sincere regret to inform you that you have been kicked down the stairs by none other than a "Phanthom Hoover". My concolences, here is your broom and mop. The interesting thingis, I am also a sysop, and as if to add to your misfortune, I will now give you a welcoming block. ĴάΛäšςǍ₰ Give a man a face, and he will say what you want to hear. Give him a mask, and he will say what he wants Nooooooo! You stole my sysopping message! Die! Harmonic harmonic Phantom Hoover! 12:05, 28 January 2009 (EST)

Logout

There's a point at which that stops being funny, ya know. I think the joke passed that point once I picked up on it. --"ConservapediaUndergroundResistor^{'is a puerile idiot'} 13:19, 31 January 2009 (EST)

Have you honestly never seen Javascap's user page? Harmonic harmonic Phantom Hoover! 13:30, 31 January 2009 (EST)

I have. Much to my constant annoyance. But at least with his I can just press the page back key and log back in. With this one I can't. --"ConservapediaUndergroundResistor^{'is a puerile idiot'} 13:30, 31 January 2009 (EST)

Judging by all the racket here I'm guessing that a few of yoou fell into my (well, CUR's) trap?-- Redcoat  13:33, 31 January 2009 (EST)

My trap? My trap only applies if someone wants to call me an idiot. --"ConservapediaUndergroundResistor^{'is a puerile idiot'} 13:34, 31 January 2009 (EST)

Well, I took the liberty of pilfering the code from your talk/user page (I forget which one)-- Redcoat  13:35, 31 January 2009 (EST)

The current code is a copy of that on Javascap's page, so they should both work the same. Harmonic harmonic Phantom Hoover! 13:36, 31 January 2009 (EST)

Talk page. But they don't, PH. --"ConservapediaUndergroundResistor^{'is a puerile idiot'} 13:37, 31 January 2009 (EST)

Thanks for perfecting the trap Hoover!

_{Curious, I had just copied the code and was about to put it onto my userpage... bizarre.} -- Redcoat  13:41, 31 January 2009 (EST) $Insertformulahere$

Permaban

As a ban-happy sysop (formerly) I would like to tell you that you are getting into a world of trouble. If you want to see the exact details, go over to Administrative Abuse. Please don't permaban again- we vandal bin. --"ConservapediaUndergroundResistor^{'is a puerile idiot'} 13:28, 31 January 2009 (EST)

I take it you have unblocked the IP in question?-- Redcoat  13:42, 31 January 2009 (EST)

Ask the weasel. --"ConservapediaUndergroundResistor^{'is a puerile idiot'} 13:43, 31 January 2009 (EST)

LOL

It worked!-- Redcoat  13:47, 31 January 2009 (EST)

Look, Hoover, if you want to wandalize my talk page, be creative!-- Redcoat  13:49, 31 January 2009 (EST)

I'm not wandalising, I'm adjusting an annoying and dubious picture. Harmonic harmonic Phantom Hoover! 13:53, 31 January 2009 (EST)

My friend, see Fun:Idiot, I'm sure you'll like it-- Redcoat  13:55, 31 January 2009 (EST)

Redirect

Ad homs at bureaucrats are rarely a good idea. Harmonic harmonic Phantom Hoover! 13:56, 31 January 2009 (EST)

I redirected the article to User:Redcoat. Har har. --"ConservapediaUndergroundResistor^{'is a puerile idiot'} 13:56, 31 January 2009 (EST)

Excellent, you replied as predicted (its a joke, not a serious stab at you, anyway)-- Redcoat  13:58, 31 January 2009 (EST)

Nice one CUR, I quite like your new version, so I think I will take the liberty of protecting it..-- Redcoat  14:00, 31 January 2009 (EST)

Phantom Hoover

i don't know what your beef is with him, but may I kindly suggest keeping it civil? if you can't then just do something else for a while until you cool off. Yours truly^{Dear Sir} 14:53, 1 February 2009 (EST)

Oh for goat's sake, it's all humorous, so please don't misunderstand my seemingly irate comments at him - for he can return them at me in real life, after all he and I work at the same establishment!.-- Redcoat  14:58, 2 February 2009 (EST)

Vabal

You have been nominated for promotion to chief editor of the vabal, a not-so-secret organization dedicated to fighting crackpot ideas wherever they may be. Do vou accept? --"ConservapediaUndergroundResistor^{'is a puerile idiot'} 15:48, 1 February 2009 (EST)

• Fine...--213.122.22.172 14:54, 2 February 2009 (EST)

And you would be? --"ConservapediaUndergroundResistor^{'is a puerile idiot'} 14:19, 4 February 2009 (EST)

He be me!-- 侍  16:44, 20 February 2009 (EST)

Because you asked nicely

Redcoat, In recognition of the hot blond you sent to my room, you are herby promoted to the rank of

PENGUIN

By earning this promotion, you will be given no new rights per se, but you should know that your ability to swim and eat live fish will now increase tenfold, and you will always look fabulous in a tuxedo. Should you continue on your meteoric rise here on Rationalwiki, you may be awarded the highest possible honor, that of Penguin Knight. Good luck to you. For more information on rights and responsibilities, please see here

Feel free to sign the roles and join the clan

Turkey

Why the turkey? Harmonic harmonic Phantom Hoover! 06:49, 21 February 2009 (EST)

Spoof new messages thing

You're not going to fool anyone with it at the bottom. Harmonic harmonic Phantom Hoover! 07:43, 21 February 2009 (EST)

Its there temporarily.-- 侍  07:45, 21 February 2009 (EST)

Sig

Your sig still links to User:Redcoat; in your preferences, change the "nickname" field from "{{User:Redcoat/sig1}}" to "{{User:Samurai/sig1}}". Harmonic harmonic Phantom Hoover! 05:21, 22 February 2009 (EST)