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Chess

Wanna play a game? JĀvąṢ₡ä₰ hi there BUNNY! (4th of April)

If I win, I can haz cratship? You know I always have an ulterior motive. The Emperor_{Kneel before Zod!} 20:20, 6 April 2009 (EDT)

I would REALLY like to say yes, but I think the community would sadly shoot it right back down. Someday... some how... JĀvąṢ₡ä₰ hi there BUNNY! 21:44, 7 April 2009 (EDT)

How big of a check do I have to cut to Trent to get his blessing? Ah well, soon, my apprentice, we will have complete and utter domination of the Wiki. But for now,

I am sorry, is this a new game, or is it in response to my knight-to C3? JĀvąṢ₡ä₰ hi there BUNNY! 21:49, 7 April 2009 (EDT)

Sorry,forgot about knight move. How about this? The Emperor_{Kneel before Zod!} 21:52, 7 April 2009 (EDT)

Lets just... start a fresh game... M'kay? Lighten up on my confusion... Do you want to be black or white? JĀvąṢ₡ä₰ hi there BUNNY! 21:54, 7 April 2009 (EDT)

Would you like to be utterly pwned (me as white), or memly blasted out of existance(me as black)? The Emperor_{Kneel before Zod!} 21:57, 7 April 2009 (EDT)

5 The random number was two for me. It was even, so I will be black. Your move. JĀvąṢ₡ä₰ hi there BUNNY! 22:00, 7 April 2009 (EDT)

Game

1.e4 e7-e6

GOD DAMMIT I HATE THE FRENCH DEFENCE</rant>

2.d4 ...french defence d7 - d5

3.Nc3 d5 - e4

4.Nxe4 b8 - d7

5.Nf3 nG8 - f6

6.NxN nD7 - xf6

7.Bd3 c7 - c5

8.0-0 c5 -xD4

9.Nxd4 B f8 - dC5

10.Be3 c5 - xd4

11.Bd4 B f8 - d6

12. *default resign - Javascap* Lost track of my board, confuzzled as to piece locations, and unable/unwilling to start the moves from scratch owing to my misunderstanding of chess notation.

Okay, figured out what I did wrong. I have taken your pawn.
Give me a moment, my board is *$@#ed up! O_O
Illegal move. Perhaps d6? Yup, sorry about that one.

Illegal move. Ignore the chessboard- just play, I'll take care of it.
It is a legal move... f8 - d6, bishop movement.

You already moved said bishop- look at move 9. I bolded it.

Dammit

I have no idea what the $&%@ 0-0 means. Can you tell me? JĀvąṢ₡ä₰ hi there 22:53, 8 April 2009 (EDT)

I believe that's castling --  Nx/talk  23:03, 8 April 2009 (EDT)

Kingside. Queenside castling is 0-0-0. ħuman 00:10, 11 April 2009 (EDT)

Chessboard

For you people too damn lazy to learn Algebraic Notation.

♜		♝	♛	♚			♜
♟	♟				♟	♟	♟
				♟	♞
			♗
			♗
♙	♙	♙			♙	♙	♙
♖			♕		♖	♔

King: ♔ Black: ♚

Queen: ♕ Black: ♛

Bishop:♗ Black: ♝

Knight:♘ Black: ♞

Rook: ♖ Black: ♜

Pawn: ♙ Black: ♟

So, er, what font do we need to install to track this epic battle? ħuman 23:35, 17 April 2009 (EDT)

Install chess notation into your BRAIN. The Emperor_{Kneel before Zod!} 23:46, 17 April 2009 (EDT)

That's the easy way. I want pretty pictures! ħuman 00:02, 18 April 2009 (EDT)

Use Google Chrome. It dosen't render properly on IE or (I think) FireFox. The Emperor_{Kneel before Zod!} 11:36, 18 April 2009 (EDT)

Editing comments

Could you please not edit others comments even if they are incorrect, it is in the rules somewhere. - User $\scriptstyle -i\ln(-1)$ 05:38, 11 April 2009 (EDT)

Also if you still need someone to play Conservatroll we can organize that off site somewhere. - User $\scriptstyle -i\ln(-1)$ 05:40, 11 April 2009 (EDT)

1. It was libural deceit to ensure Jinx was banned- I didn't know how many numbers in an octet-I needed a real IP address
2. No, I'm back from vacation, and I don't have any clean IP's. The Emperor_{Kneel before Zod!} 10:32, 11 April 2009 (EDT)

Mail

Right back atcha. --PsyGremlin_Whut? 17:56, 18 April 2009 (EDT)

Hitwin

GIVE ME BACK MY HITWIN! Ken

For Hitwin, try Template:CPslots User:Theemperor/Sig/Sig 18:14, 21 April 2009 (EDT)

User:Theemperor/monobook_adfree.js

The monobook_adfree skin is not available, and your skin setting has been reset to monobook, so you should move this to User:Theemperor/monobook.js. -- Nx / talk 22:24, 25 April 2009 (UTC)

It is time.

Dear Emperor,

After observing the activities of the denezins of RationalWiki for the last several months, our intelligance has gathered that they seem to have nominated you to be one of the Bureaucrats of their planet. One of their envoys, Javascap, has arrived recently to confirm that the nomination was successful, and this time, your power grab is likely to remain in effect. Now would be as good a time as any to read their "Crat Guide", and bask in your new-found glory. As you said to me this morning, "Everything that has transpired has done so according to your design". -- Your loyal minions

In all seriousness, congratulations on becoming a 'Crat. Don't go too nuts with power now! Javasca₧ expunging beagles! 14:32, 5 May 2009 (UTC)

The return of the therians

Could we work on making that a bit longer? Maybe a Rat Wars? -- 21:34, 5 May 2009 (UTC)

Resident chessmaster

I was wondering if you played on Playchess or FICS or online chess at all. If you do, I was thinking maybe we could play a game or two some time. I'm sure I'd get destroyed, but there's no competition at my school. (My school, although excelling in many things, is not known for its chess ability.) Anyways, I'm on the Playchess server and I could make some attempt to get a new FICS account; my previous one was banned, probably because I would play a weak computer program over and over again until I found a surefire way to beat it every time using the Grob. Turns out that was against the rules because it could be used for rating inflation. Pshhh..... ;) Clepper 21:56, 5 May 2009 (UTC)

I don't play competitive chess anymore- I don't have a account. I'll create one, though. Theemperor, theemperor, The Emperor, or Theemperor9090 would be its username. The Emperor _{Kneel before Zod!} 22:01, 5 May 2009 (UTC)

Funny story- One of my friend is a International Master who recently discovered online chess. He's been banned and accused of using computers on most of the websites because he's so good. The Emperor _{Kneel before Zod!} 22:03, 5 May 2009 (UTC)

Created account "Theemperor". In Main Hall. What's your username? Imperial Stormtrooper 22:24, 5 May 2009 (UTC)

"Clepper" Let's see if we can get the ball rolling. Please ignore my ridiculous rating. ;) Or don't, it may be justified. I sent you a challenge. :) I'm ready to be schooled. Clepper 22:40, 5 May 2009 (UTC)

Fair warning, I haven't slept in awhile... I'm sorry if I get too 'creative'. ;) :D Clepper 22:40, 5 May 2009 (UTC)

Got to go eat. Be back in a couple hours. The Emperor _{Kneel before Zod!} 22:57, 5 May 2009 (UTC)

Got to sleep. Be back tomorrow. ;) But if you don't want to play any more I understand, it's probably not that fun beating up at weaklings. If you ever want a punching bag, just let me know when! Hopefully I'll put up a smidgeon more resistance next time. Maybe. :D Clepper 23:01, 5 May 2009 (UTC)

You weren't that bad. It's a good idea to play openings that make the opponent go "wtf is that ????" I haven't played that version of the Caro-Kahn in ages. The Emperor _{Kneel before Zod!} 23:03, 5 May 2009 (UTC)

I guess it isn't a good idea to tell you I'm totally playing the Grob as white next time we play. If you don't happen to research it between now and then, I might actually get an opening advantage! I've always wondered what it was like to squander an opening advantage, I've never had the chance... ;) That particular variation of the Caro-Kan advance is the simplest way I've found to fight the Caro-Kan, but it allows early exchanges and I'm not a great endgame player. I also like early exchanges because I'm not a great tactical player. Catch-22 :)

I enjoyed those games and look forward to more, but are there other RationalWikians that may be more in my league? Maybe I should bring it up at the Saloon. I think I've spent a little too much time there lately, though. ;) Clepper 23:35, 5 May 2009 (UTC)

Damn you Smith-Morra in the hands of a competent player! Forever my immortal enemy!

Why you don't take b2 is a mystery to me. The Emperor _{Kneel before Zod!} 00:17, 6 May 2009 (UTC)

I've seen games where White sacs the bishop, brings out the queen with check and generally wreaks havoc. I thought it was an opening mistake to take on b2. I really need to read up. Clepper 00:28, 6 May 2009 (UTC)

I SEE YOU!!!! I'm kibitzing. Clepper 23:11, 6 May 2009 (UTC)

Why won't it let me play people at my level? I have to massacre noobs to get up my rating, and I still can't have a game with Came On. The Emperor _{Kneel before Zod!} 23:17, 6 May 2009 (UTC)

It might have to do with your 'rank'? You can be a pawn, knight, bishop, etc. and you have to fulfill certain requirements. I don't know, though, I've never heard of that before... Clepper 23:26, 6 May 2009 (UTC)

There should be an option to take back a move for a penalty. For example, in the opening, I meant to push a pawn only one, but my hand slipped. One of the drawbacks of online chess. The Emperor _{Kneel before Zod!} 23:41, 6 May 2009 (UTC)

They have that on FICS; a mutual agreement to back a move when a blunder was obviously a mouse slip. Unfortunately it leads to a lot of "It's not that I didn't see the knight fork. It was a mouse slip lolz!!" which can get annoying. :/ Clepper 00:03, 7 May 2009 (UTC)

Hindsight is 20/20, and nobody can see the future. ĴάΛäšςǍ₰ watches moribund operating theaters ameliorate 23:43, 6 May 2009 (UTC)

Java, the goal of chess is to see the future. The Emperor _{Kneel before Zod!} 23:48, 6 May 2009 (UTC)

But yet, predict and attempt to see though you might, in the end, all your predictions may in the long run be incorrect. You can make predictions and guesses, but in the end, you cannot know the future in the same way you can remember the past. ĴάΛäšςǍ₰ Banhammer, Renamer, and Goat 23:50, 6 May 2009 (UTC)

You forget the "everything is proceeding exactly as I have forseen". Therefore, I can predict the future with accuracy. The Emperor _{Kneel before Zod!} 23:51, 6 May 2009 (UTC)

Oh really now? ĴαʊΆʃÇä₰ things that make you go "hm" 23:53, 6 May 2009 (UTC)

Create an account on Playchess.com- more convenient, and free, too. The Emperor _{Kneel before Zod!} 23:56, 6 May 2009 (UTC)

Do you use chess.com I am Javascap on that site. (suprise!) ĴαʊΆʃÇä₰ extreme flagellas baste me... 23:58, 6 May 2009 (UTC)

No, I just created that account yesterday. I'm still not over 2000 elo yet, and the two people who are competition are off-limits to me. The Emperor _{Kneel before Zod!} 00:01, 7 May 2009 (UTC)

You may have a huge aversion to blitz, but it would make your ratings ho up a lot quicker. Or bullet. Also, I'm not sure if it would help you but check out how to become higher ranks. I know you have to fill in 'personal information' or something like that. I'm a knight and it was really easy to do. It just might help you to challenge Came On or other highly rated people, but I don't know how that works. It might help to just play a whole lotta Rated 1 or 3 minute bullet/blitz and spike your rating. Clepper 00:19, 7 May 2009 (UTC)

I'm already over 1950, just another quick game, and BAM, I have 2000. The Emperor _{Kneel before Zod!} 00:27, 7 May 2009 (UTC)

And I only just created mine two days ago. ĴαʊΆʃÇä₰ secret trainer of snorkels! 00:02, 7 May 2009 (UTC)

Look what I did

here. edit<bureaucrat move=bureaucrat does no good. Fall down 03:41, 7 May 2009 (UTC)

My, aren't you special! ħuman 05:19, 7 May 2009 (UTC)

Just found a loophole. No harm done as he can just move it back. Fall down 05:38, 7 May 2009 (UTC)

What the fuck is going? My computer is fucked and I am going to take it out on someone. Ace McWicked^{Disco Jesus} 05:57, 7 May 2009 (UTC)

RAR

Please be more considerate of people without software one has to pay for; bzip2 is a good one. Time wisest Phantom Hoover! 18:47, 11 May 2009 (UTC)

There's a free trial- download it and keep it- they never force yo to uninstall it. BTW did you get both emails? The Emperor _{Kneel before Zod!} 23:39, 11 May 2009 (UTC)

Yes; it seems there is a Mac version, but please use free ones in future, on general principles. Time wisest Phantom Hoover! 15:52, 12 May 2009 (UTC)

Teh block

You blocked me for way too long on RWW. Please don't do that. User:Nutty Roux/sigtalk 02:13, 12 May 2009 (UTC)

You were being a troll and a vandal; also look at RWW's blocking policy, 3 hours is standard. - π 02:18, 12 May 2009 (UTC)

(EC) You should have thought of that before you started vandalizing the Wiki. ListenerX^TalkerX 02:19, 12 May 2009 (UTC)

Stupid policy. I was being a vandal, but not a troll. Not sure what's worse, but I am sure you can all fuck me gently with a chainsaw. User:Nutty Roux/sigtalk 02:24, 12 May 2009 (UTC)

Fuck You.

Amin7b5 left a trolling comment here after I blocked him for 30 seconds at 17:16, 16 May 2009 (UTC)

Amin7b5 was pretty fucking pissed off that you randomly blocked him in the middle of working on an article. Amin7b5 regrets the tone his comments took, but is now miffed that you referred to him as a "troll." Amin7b5 thinks if you're gonna dish it out, you should learn to take it. Amin7b5 17:32, 16 May 2009 (UTC)

RWW

I was on Nutty's talkpage and saw you seem to think that I've been vandalising RWW. I dunno what kind of Checkuser you have but I've honestly never edited it and don't have any wish to either. I'm assuming it's not an issue any more given that it was 5 days ago, but just though I'd let you know. SJ ^Debaser 17:43, 17 May 2009 (UTC)

Don't sweat it, I didn't think it was an issue anyway, given that the comment was on the 12th and I would've been promoted by now if it was. I just wanted to make my place clear is all. SJ ^Debaser 16:08, 18 May 2009 (UTC)

Muwahahahaha!!!

kthxbai Phallus of Satan 23:22, 18 May 2009 (UTC)

Unblocking

What part of "No reason for block, user might want to edit and can't unblock themselves" is unclear? ħuman 00:33, 20 May 2009 (UTC)

Failed joke. The Emperor _{Kneel before Zod!} 00:34, 20 May 2009 (UTC)

Ah, ok. Never mind :) ħuman 00:38, 20 May 2009 (UTC)

Chess - redux

You still looking for an online chess partner? - π 02:33, 4 June 2009 (UTC)

Not really. I've been less active recently (incase you haven't noticed). I have a lot of stuff going, at work and elsewhere, and I've been sick for like the past month- that annoying kind where it's not too bad, so you don't have to go to the doctor or get to stay home and sleep, but it still wreaks havoc on you and you feel like shit all the time. It looks like stuff might clear up in about three weeks, so I'll probably be back by then. The Emperor _{Kneel before Zod!} 03:19, 13 June 2009 (UTC)

Aw, that sucks. I hope you get better soon! ħuman 03:28, 13 June 2009 (UTC)

That is bad. I hope you get better soon. When you are drop me a message, I know someone who you might find to be a good challenge. - π 04:29, 13 June 2009 (UTC)

Sorry

Sorry to hear you're feeling like crap. To cheer you up I've farted in your userspace! Enjoy. SJ ^Debaser 09:57, 19 June 2009 (UTC)

Cheers...

...but you're supposed to say 'I have sent you a very important e-mail'. EddyP 17:53, 20 June 2009 (UTC)

Poke! EddyP 18:39, 2 July 2009 (UTC)

How do you ...

... include the currently-logged-in user's name in your signature? Just curious! - Cuckoo 16:53, 2 July 2009 (UTC)

Never mind, I figured it out! Thank you very much, <insert name here>! - Cuckoo 16:59, 2 July 2009 (UTC)

Er, you're welcome! <insert name here> 02:56, 22 July 2009 (UTC)

link

Thanks for that. Me idiot! ^{This message brought to you by: respond}_and honey 02:36, 22 July 2009 (UTC)

I have been told that you have no clothes.

Do you wish to comment on these rumours? - π 03:34, 29 July 2009 (UTC)

Not right now, because he's BLOCKED! The Foxhole Atheist (talk) 03:38, 29 July 2009 (UTC)

Nonsense. Of course the Emperor has clothes. They are merely made of silk of such a fine weave that they appear to not exist. --The Emperor _{Kneel before Zod!} 16:33, 29 July 2009 (UTC)

In regards to the e-mail which you were going to send me

Could you send me the e-mail which you were going to send me? It's been like a month ;_;. EddyP (talk) 17:13, 29 July 2009 (UTC) P.S. I like your clothes. EddyP (talk) 17:13, 29 July 2009 (UTC)

Star Wars

You have good taste in movies, Master. Wiggles (talk) 17:25, 3 August 2009 (UTC)

The Star Wars series were scarcely remarkable. Cubic word Phantom! 17:27, 3 August 2009 (UTC)

I WILL HUNT YOU DOWN AND DESTROY YOU PH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! --The Emperor _{Kneel before Zod!} 17:32, 3 August 2009 (UTC)

Bring it. Cubic word Phantom! 18:15, 3 August 2009 (UTC)

The first two were good, then they brought in the teddy bears... Also your sig is broken Nx (talk) 17:37, 3 August 2009 (UTC)

Hoover, prepare for a not-so-friendly-but-nonetheless-extremely-temporary-block in retaliation to your anti-Star Wars comment! SJ ^Debaser 18:08, 3 August 2009 (UTC)

In regards to wot u said

No ;_;. I've got the e-mail sent from your iPod, but that's it. Did you copy paste it into the e-mail or add it as an attachment? EddyP (talk) 18:25, 3 August 2009 (UTC)

Your sig

Do you think you could remove the carriage return from your sig? It rather messes up the layout of talk pages. Генгис^{Is the Pope a Catholic?} 19:07, 3 August 2009 (UTC) Fixed it. Cubic word Phantom! 19:12, 3 August 2009 (UTC)

Ahem.

It's about the copyright on that little song that plays on your user-page. George Lucas (talk) 04:25, 4 August 2009 (UTC)

It's gone. --The Emperor _{Kneel before Zod!} 04:26, 4 August 2009 (UTC)

Master...

Voting no on the TOR blocking scheme? Are you no longer affiliated with the dark side?? SJ ^Debaser 22:58, 15 August 2009 (UTC)

This is just another step in aggravating the crisis on the wiki. Soon, we will face both internal and external forces, in what I have deemed a "Theemperor Crisis", and I will move to take over the wiki. --The Emperor _{Kneel before Zod!} 22:59, 15 August 2009 (UTC)

With the Village Idiot as your princess, Master? I will follow you to the pit of doom... SJ ^Debaser 23:01, 15 August 2009 (UTC)

It depends. Can you miss a man-sized target at 5 yards 10 times out of 10? Yes? Good, put on this white armor. --The Emperor _{Kneel before Zod!} 19:23, 16 August 2009 (UTC)

Thanks, sort of.

I just wanted the one line deleted, I'll fix it up myself. Thanks. - π 23:44, 6 September 2009 (UTC)

Blocking

I take it you found my blocking script? - π 02:26, 7 September 2009 (UTC)

Fuck no I did it by hand.. took me forty fucking minutes to set the whole damn thing up... I had over 400 tabs open in 20 different windows... and it felt AMAZING!!!111!1111!!!11!!!11!!1! --The Emperor _{Kneel before Zod!} 02:40, 7 September 2009 (UTC)

That is impressive. I think it took me nearly an hour and half to do it by hand back when we had about 150 sysops, that is why I wrote the script. - π 02:45, 7 September 2009 (UTC)

If you did it by hand, how come no personalized block comments? That's how us geezers used to do it in the old days - with style and panache! Hmmm, that reminds me, I should block something... and sysop someone... it still hasn't sunk in that we are home, yet... ħuman 03:13, 7 September 2009 (UTC)

You wanna fuck with me?!

Ah, sorry, I farted. This page has been gas attacked by SuperJosh. Sorry.

OK...

Say hello to my little friend!

SJ ^Debaser 15:44, 7 September 2009 (UTC)

Fun:Shit

If you feel that strongly about it, I can move it to essay space, but it's only a humor article. EVDebs (talk) 20:31, 7 September 2009 (UTC)

Humour articles are supposed to be funny. That, on the other hand, was not, and that was why I deleted it. If you can make it funny, the go for it- I won't stop you. If, on the other hand, it is "shit", then say bye bye. --The Emperor _{Kneel before Zod!} 20:34, 7 September 2009 (UTC)

And who made you sole arbiter of humor? You were probably only the second person to look at it. EVDebs (talk) 20:36, 7 September 2009 (UTC)

Fine. Get other people to say it is funny, and I will recant. --The Emperor _{Kneel before Zod!} 20:37, 7 September 2009 (UTC)

The Irony is hilarious

You sir, are a complete fool. The 'bye' thing was priceless. Inverse conservapedia? MarcusCicero 10:18, 11 September 2009 (UTC)

By the way, in order to have sex with ladies you need a penis. You got one? MarcusCicero 10:33, 11 September 2009 (UTC)

He has a lightsabre, which is worth 10 penises. SJ ^Debaser 10:41, 11 September 2009 (UTC)

Indeed the irony is hilarious. I remember MC accusing me of having a small penis when I asked if he had one or not. Ho ho ho round and round we go. Ace McWicked^{Model 500} 10:52, 11 September 2009 (UTC)

The "bye" was taken from CP, yes. That is why I use it now. --The Emperor _{Kneel before Zod!} 11:56, 11 September 2009 (UTC)

IMBECILE. You really are an unresponsive dickhead who has no conception of how pointless and worthless a creation he is. MarcusCicero 13:43, 11 September 2009 (UTC)

We are all imbeciles in MC's eyes. Ace McWicked^{Model 500} 13:45, 11 September 2009 (UTC)

No, not all. But frivolous morons like TheEmperor are. Lets be clear - There are people here who I would call imbeciles. There are others who just have too much free time. MarcusCicero 13:48, 11 September 2009 (UTC)

I am confident that MarcusCicero holds me in the highest regard. Hold me, Marcus. Hold me tight. ^{— Sincerely, Neveruse513 (Dictated But Not Read) / Talk / Block} 15:00, 11 September 2009 (UTC)

Moving the chart

Move this chart so it is after all other text in this column. I took this to mean the end of the indented area. That's the part I didn't understand. I'm tired. Aboriginal Noise ^{What the hell is that thing?} 01:37, 16 September 2009 (UTC)

You are a coward and a fool.

http://rationalwiki.com/wiki/index.php?title=User:RobS&diff=433068&oldid=432950

That edit says it all to me about you. What a snivelling little imbecile you are. MarcusCicero 19:52, 16 September 2009 (UTC)

P.S- This isn't just some one off dig by a contemptuous user. I have it on good authority that most people here think you're a twat.

I have it on even better authority (i.e. reality) that almost everyone here thinks you're a twat, along with a whole host of other swearwords. Others are free to add examples. Cubic word Phantom! 19:55, 16 September 2009 (UTC)

I know fine well that 100% of people who use this website think I'm scum. If you weren't such hypocritical imbeciles I wouldn't have to behave like this. Believe me, when I started I quite liked the place but was distressed by all the hypocrisy. After a little while though I observed the behaviour of the people who used this website, their employment of internet 'memes' in particular. I also noticed none of them could defend themselves intellectually (Think of the whole Mormon debacle way back if you will, when that gimp Jeeves ran away and cried until he returned months later, and when Susan went off on yet another of her hormonal whinge binges, only to eventually come back as 'Toast') MarcusCicero 20:07, 16 September 2009 (UTC)

Rather than complain about the site, do tell me who thinks Theemperor is a twat. Cubic word Phantom! 20:11, 16 September 2009 (UTC)

Why don't you tell me why he's not a twat? MarcusCicero 20:18, 16 September 2009 (UTC)

He has not done anything twatlike. Other than that thing on RobS' user page, and even then he only reverted to an earlier version. Cubic word Phantom! 20:21, 16 September 2009 (UTC)

Oh go fuck off you infuriating little prick. MarcusCicero 20:22, 16 September 2009 (UTC)

I like you emperor, as do most and Phantom is right about MC. No one likes him. So take heart friend. Ace McWicked^{Model 500} 20:41, 16 September 2009 (UTC)

Oh boo fucking hoo. I'm so devastated by being labeled a twat by MC of all people. Let me run off and cry in a corner. Or maybe leave and never come back. Fuck off, MC. --The Emperor _{Kneel before Zod!} 23:11, 16 September 2009 (UTC)

Listen creep, why did you try to protect my user talk page? Are you really so deep in your own hypocritical and self indulgent world that you cannot see how much of a little douchebag you are? MarcusCicero 12:30, 17 September 2009 (UTC)

It's never a good idea to overindulge with the booze at lunch time. Генгис^{Is the Pope a Catholic?} 14:27, 17 September 2009 (UTC)

I'm terribly hungover and in a personal hell at the moment. Venting on Rationalwiki releases endorphones into my bloodstream which makes me feel 'right' again. MarcusCicero 16:09, 17 September 2009 (UTC)

Marcus, we are alike on many levels. More alike than you would care to admit. Admit it. ^{— Sincerely, Neveruse513 (Dictated But Not Read) / Talk / Block} 16:20, 17 September 2009 (UTC)

(EC) We're glad to be of service. But why not dump all over the whole site rather than picking on one user over one action? SJ ^Debaser 16:21, 17 September 2009 (UTC)

I'm afraid that Theemperor just happens to stand out particularly as a douchebag. He reminds me of RA, he has the same work ethic. (The fact that he even has a work ethic for a website is indicative of everything that is wrong with his 'type' of person) MarcusCicero 20:16, 17 September 2009 (UTC)

Thass a lode of bollocks

for you sir. 02:11, 17 September 2009 (UTC)

What a hypocritical prick you are

I didn't even see this at all, but it says a lot about you: 23:15, 16 September 2009 Theemperor (Talk | contribs) blocked MarcusCicero (Talk | contribs) with an expiry time of 6 hours (account creation disabled, e-mail blocked) ‎ (Vandal bin or not, I've fucking had it with you. )

You are a hypocrite. You are just like any conservapedia sysop. And you don't seem to realise it. I have more respect for a whore getting sick in a canal than I have for you. You sir, are not a fit or proper person. MarcusCicero 20:42, 17 September 2009 (UTC)

Surely the Conservapedia sysop should have blocked you for five years and not allowed you to spout off here? ListenerX^TalkerX 20:45, 17 September 2009 (UTC)