User talk:Thor's Mighty Phallus
"Thor's Mighty Phallus" (recreate your account with your real first name and last initial), we don't fall for the self-serving liberal claptrap here. I skimmed through your recent edits and you claim that faith isn't an uniquely Christian concept, so it's painfully obvious that you're a complete denialist. Like all atheists, you deny that capitalizing Hell deters violence. I repeat: ignorance and lack of experience lead to surprise about many things. Unlike Wikipedia, which is plagued with liberal bias and gossip, Conservapedia is a true learning resource that enables students to excel. Enough said.--aschlafly 12:30, 16 October 2025 (UTC)
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Hi. Welcome to the internet's most popular lockpick. Lord Goonie Hooray! I'm helping! 22:38, 6 January 2010 (UTC)
- Thank you, mortal. --Thor's Mighty Phallus (talk) 23:05, 6 January 2010 (UTC)
What? But I thought Thor was compensating for a small phallus with his gigantic hammer? Your phallus is non-canon! : ) Radioactive afikomen Please ignore all my awful pre-2014 comments. 00:00, 13 January 2010 (UTC)
- Tis nought but Christian propaganda. All the Norse gods were well hung, except for Loki, and we don't like to talk about him. --Thor's Mighty Phallus (talk) 00:06, 13 January 2010 (UTC)
- Even the female gods? O_O *Takes a whole new perspective on Norse mythology*
Radioactive afikomen Please ignore all my awful pre-2014 comments. 00:22, 13 January 2010 (UTC)
- Freyja will kill me for this, but she's packing under that dress. --Thor's Mighty Phallus (talk) 10:25, 15 January 2010 (UTC)
- A religion with well-equipped goddesses is the only kind I would consider joining. MutPeaBut aural sex 16:52, 6 February 2010 (UTC)
- Even the female gods? O_O *Takes a whole new perspective on Norse mythology*
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I made you a Meisop. You may now block Meis. There is a Sysop guide if you want it. -- =w= 23:48, 26 January 2010 (UTC)