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"Thor's Mighty Phallus" (obviously your parents were atheists to give you such a pagan name so you're probably obese), breast cancer is so prevalent among Canadians that only liberal deceivers deny the connection. I wasted time with your unsubstantial additions and found a childish insistence on last wordism, so my confidence is over three standard deviations away from the mean that you're another liberal enemy of conservative principles. Denying this calls into question all of your credibility on the fact that that affirmative action causes rather than helps resist moral decay. Believe what you like, but elitism is an attitude, not a credential. Just look at polling data and you'll see that millions of YECs are liberal and voted for Obama. You have free will to deny it, but it's as indisputable as 2+2=4. I've given you a very lenient block of only 2 hours. Next time it will be an infinite block if you engage in name-calling on someone's own talk page.--Aschlafly 20:49, 6 July 2025 (UTC)

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Hi. Welcome to the internet's most popular jerk. Lord of the Goons The official spikey-haired skeptical punk 22:38, 6 January 2010 (UTC)

Thank you, mortal. --Thor's Mighty Phallus (talk) 23:05, 6 January 2010 (UTC)

What? But I thought Thor was compensating for a small phallus with his gigantic hammer? Your phallus is non-canon! : ) Star of David.png Radioactive afikomen Please ignore all my awful pre-2014 comments. 00:00, 13 January 2010 (UTC)

Tis nought but Christian propaganda. All the Norse gods were well hung, except for Loki, and we don't like to talk about him. --Thor's Mighty Phallus (talk) 00:06, 13 January 2010 (UTC)
Even the female gods? O_O *Takes a whole new perspective on Norse mythology* Star of David.png Radioactive afikomen Please ignore all my awful pre-2014 comments. 00:22, 13 January 2010 (UTC)
Freyja will kill me for this, but she's packing under that dress. --Thor's Mighty Phallus (talk) 10:25, 15 January 2010 (UTC)
A religion with well-equipped goddesses is the only kind I would consider joining. MutPeaBut aural sex 16:52, 6 February 2010 (UTC)

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