User talk:Thor's Mighty Phallus

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"Thor's Mighty Phallus" (you can't even post in your own real name), are you going to tell us next that you're a marathon runner who smokes 3 packs of cigarettes a day? I looked at your contributions and found propaganda supporting tax-payer funded abortion and higher taxes, so let me guess: you're not here to think and learn. I urge you, I beseech you, I beg you: accept that capital punishment helps resist Shaken Baby Syndrome. Believe what you like, but there were no significant Roman philosophers, and the reason is obvious: philosophy is the study of the truth, and Romans didn't even recognize its significance. You said, "In the name of God." Perhaps you meant "Allah"? Contribute in an educational way to substantive entries here, or go elsewhere to rant about your view of the world. Please.--Andy Schlafly 00:23, 25 April 2024 (UTC)

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Hi. Welcome to the internet's most popular can opener. The Goonie 1 What's this button do? Uh oh.... 22:38, 6 January 2010 (UTC)

Thank you, mortal. --Thor's Mighty Phallus (talk) 23:05, 6 January 2010 (UTC)

What? But I thought Thor was compensating for a small phallus with his gigantic hammer? Your phallus is non-canon! : ) Star of David.png Radioactive afikomen Please ignore all my awful pre-2014 comments. 00:00, 13 January 2010 (UTC)

Tis nought but Christian propaganda. All the Norse gods were well hung, except for Loki, and we don't like to talk about him. --Thor's Mighty Phallus (talk) 00:06, 13 January 2010 (UTC)
Even the female gods? O_O *Takes a whole new perspective on Norse mythology* Star of David.png Radioactive afikomen Please ignore all my awful pre-2014 comments. 00:22, 13 January 2010 (UTC)
Freyja will kill me for this, but she's packing under that dress. --Thor's Mighty Phallus (talk) 10:25, 15 January 2010 (UTC)
A religion with well-equipped goddesses is the only kind I would consider joining. MutPeaBut aural sex 16:52, 6 February 2010 (UTC)

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