Bongo Bongo Land

The colorful pseudoscience Racialism

Hating thy neighbour

Racism Racial pride Nationalism

Divide and conquer

Curse of Ham British Empire The Church at Kaweah Unification Church Emil O. W. Kirkegaard

Dog-whistlers

James Allsup Christian Tybring-Gjedde Xi Jinping Eric Jon Phelps Joni Ernst v - t - e

Bongo Bongo Land is a fictional place somewhere in Africa, according to the country's government website a crazy lunatic from Middlesex. According to said lunatic, Bongo Bongo Land is somehow both located in Kenya and "a small landlocked country in Eastern Africa".

Anyone who mentions Bongo Bongo Land is definitely, certainly and unequivocally a xenophobic racist. They will try to convince the few people who have any interest in them that they aren't racist and that vaguely labelling a whole continent as uncivilized, backward and tribal people is somehow acceptable.

The BBC found that in Tanzania (a real place in Africa) the term "Bongoland" is actually a compliment. You have to be a young native Tanzanian for this to count.

Noted proponents of Bongo Bongo prejudice

• Tory MP Alan Clark.
• Godfrey Bloom, UKIP nut.
• Most of UKIP until they realised they had image problems.

Not to be confused with

• Bongo drums, little drums that you tap tunes on.
• Luciano Pozo González and related proponents of the drums.
• Richard Feynman, a guy who has some drums.
• Georg August Schweinfurth and crew. Noted explorers who can't possibly have been racists, but were because they lived in a time where everybody was.
• Bongoland in Port Orange, Florida, a dilapidated theme park
• Bongo Bongo, one of the boss monsters in The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time
• Oingo Boingo, Film composer Danny Elfman's band

External links

• See the Wikipedia article on Bongo Bongo Land.