Conservapedia:Liberal

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According to Conservapedia, a liberal is either (1) someone of whom RobS disapproves,[1] or, (2) someone who is not a Conservapedia sysop. As a consequence of this overlapping definition, coupled with the genuine hatred which Conservapedia sysops bear towards each other, the only true "conservatives" are Andrew Schlafly, BethanyS, and Ronald Reagan. And Andrew Schlafly is in doubt.

Usage[edit]

On Conservapedia the word "liberal" is applied by the site's administrators, editors and assorted parodists as a synonym for "evildoer", and goes nicely hand-in-hand or is otherwise interchangeable with "atheist". Once an editor has been denounced as "liberal", it is safe to assume that they will be removed from the site quickly and permanently. Conservapedia's article "Liberal" has over 1,000 links to it from Conservapedia mainspace articles alone.[2][3] A navigation box entitled "Liberal characteristics and traits" includes links to the following articles:[4]

  • Atheism
  • Evolutionism
  • Eugenics
  • Globalism
  • Global warming alarmism
  • Hollywood values
  • Moral relativism
  • Professor values
  • Socialism
  • Wicca
  • Abortion
  • Affirmative action
  • Gun control
  • Homosexual agenda
  • Income redistribution
  • Obamacare
  • Prayer censorship
  • Statism
  • Nationalization
  • Biased grading
  • Censorship
  • Hate speech
  • Judicial activism
  • Lies
  • Liberal logic
  • Mainstream Media
  • Myths
  • Slander
  • Traps
  • Tricks
  • Vandalism
  • Video game industry
  • Arrogance
  • Bias
  • Bigotry
  • Bullying
  • Class warfare
  • Deceit
  • Denial
  • Hypocrisy
  • Race baiting
  • Stupidity
  • Style
  • Uncharitableness
  • Whining
  • Liberals and friendship
  • Nihilism
  • Public schools

The category "Liberalism" can also be found as a subcategory of "Anti-American".[5]

Basic Traits[edit]

Conservapedia's definition of liberal[6] is largely determined by Andrew Schlafly. To him, "liberal" means:

  • Deceit
  • Falsehoods
  • Any ideology he doesn't agree with or doesn't like
  • Anyone who is dissentient to the conservative editorial body at Conservapedia
  • Science
  • Anyone he doesn't like
  • Anything he doesn't like
  • Anyone/anything that causes problems for him
  • Facts
  • Anything that he perceives as not conservative
  • Mockery
  • Goths (possibly)
  • Pedophiles

Identification[edit]

Liberals can be easily identified by their insistence on NOT being liberal.

Most liberals will self identify as "conservative" but will waffle on the one true issue, exposing them as the lying dogs they are.

Notes[edit]

  1. In an annoying meme, "liberal" is often abbreviated to "lib'rul" by cabal members.

Footnotes[edit]

  1. See Fred Phelps discussion.
  2. Conservapedia "What Links Here" Liberal
  3. That's over 9,000!!!
  4. Conservapedia Template:Liberalism
  5. Conservapedia Category:Anti-American
  6. http://www.conservapedia.com/Liberal