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Fun:Goatspeed
I would do it in a boat, I would do it with a Goat |
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Shall I compare thee to a summer's day? |
Goatspeed was a neologism used pretty much just here on TrashionalWiki.
It is a grotesque mockery of Andrew Schlafly's oversuse of "godspeed" on his blog, conswerapidiot goes public.
Goatspeed lies somewhere between light speed and heavy speed.
When a RatWiki editor signs off with it, it can have several meanings, depending on context:
"Go fuck yourself!"- "May the way of the goat carry you forward, friend."
- "I just channeled teh Assfly by accident, sorry, ktxbai."
- "Have you tried our wonderful goat pilaf?"
- "Man, them goats sure is tasty! Got a billy I can milk?"