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Welcome aboard, KrissAkabusiAwoogar! Bondurant 12:04, 16 September 2008 (EDT)

Yours is certainly one of the most, eh, striking names I've seen here. Star of David.png Radioactive afikomen Please ignore all my awful pre-2014 comments. 20:28, 22 October 2008 (EDT)
Hi KrissAkabusiAwoogarWave.gif. Didn't notice your arrival. If you haven't seen it yet you might like to have a look at our RationalWiki:Newcomers' guide. Cheers. --Bobbing up 06:11, 31 October 2008 (EDT)


I am trying to find out if you are the real Kriss Akabusi and therefore ask you to answer the following question honestly, frankly and to the best of your knowledge...

What's your 400m hurdles PB?

Matt 05:57, 4 December 2008 (EST)

For me it never came down to times. It's not the stopwatch that wins the race - it's you. If you give yourself a fast time, that's all you need to be a true record breaker.--Kriss AkabusiAAAAWOOOOGAAAR!!1 06:15, 4 December 2008 (EST)

Cleaning rota[edit]

It's about time you started doing your share of the janitorial duties round here. You have now been issued with a mob and pucket so use them. Redchuck.gif Генгисunbelieving 12:42, 9 December 2008 (EST)

On the offchance that this flies over your head, he means he's sysoped (sp?) you. First task is actually to unblock yourself. ToastToastand marmite 14:32, 9 December 2008 (EST)
Awiiiiight!--Kriss AkabusiAAAAWOOOOGAAAR!!1 06:37, 11 December 2008 (EST)
There's an instruction booklet around here somewhere for those janitorial tools... oh, and a belated welcome to you! The first I saw of you was you blocking me last night ;) ħumanUser talk:Human 14:26, 19 December 2008 (EST)
Thanks mate - good to hear from you. I will start contributing properly at some point. And bad luck on your CP block - that was undeserved.--Kriss AkabusiAAAAWOOOOGAAAR!!1 07:09, 6 January 2009 (EST)


Goat.jpg Barnstar
For your tireless contributions to RationalWiki, I award you this barnstar.

Just for you...[edit]

... and anybody else: Long Blocks larronsicut fur in nocte 12:22, 1 March 2009 (EST)

Thanks L - great work! So, you can count the returnees on one hand.-- Kriss AkabusiAAAWOOOGAAAR!!1 18:51, 1 March 2009 (EST)

Cradle of Filth[edit]

Good find, man. That page makes me feel embarassed to have long hair and own a guitar... ArmondikoVsshole 10:27, 24 April 2009 (EDT)

Yes, fortunately nothing that lame could ever happen here at RW.-- Kriss AkabusiAAAWOOOGAAAR!!1 11:05, 24 April 2009 (EDT)
Actually, that is true. I mean, we have some f**king pedantic discussions sometimes but bloody hell it's never that bad. ArmondikoVsshole 12:18, 24 April 2009 (EDT)
I live in hope.-- Kriss AkabusiAAAWOOOGAAAR!!1 12:19, 24 April 2009 (EDT)

Calumny! Libel![edit]

I will sue, Sir, unless you recant the foul accusation that I'm a Conservapedia editor!

I was banned years ago. LateralQuercus 12:44, 8 May 2009 (UTC)

Sorry. I used that thing that shows the username of whoever's reading, so it's nothing personal to you. Seemed like a good idea at the time.-- Kriss AkabusiAAAWOOOGAAAR!!1 12:59, 8 May 2009 (UTC)
No apology needed ;) LateralQuercus 13:19, 8 May 2009 (UTC)

Springtime for Hitler[edit]

But seriously, it wouldn't be cool to be slacking at work and have Hitler spewing forth from your cubicle. I swear, these cretins can't make an argument without invoking Hitler. 1939 seconds was pretty funny, by the way. Corry 13:12, 14 May 2009 (UTC)


You've probably set this one up to be reset again. Don't you know the meaning of "discretion"? :( Redchuck.gif ГенгисRationalWiki GOLD member 13:48, 10 June 2009 (UTC)

I disagree. They would only reset it if the pageview count was artificially inflated by clickbot-operating wags. I've seen no evidence that cp:Law Terms D's hits are coming from anyone but bona fide visitors seeking information on legal terms that start with the letter D.-- Kriss AkabusiAAAWOOOGAAAR!!1 14:55, 10 June 2009 (UTC)
PS For a bonus point, can anyone actually think of a single law term that starts with D?
Obviously you know a lot more about the situation than I do. ;) Redchuck.gif Генгисunbelieving 15:54, 10 June 2009 (UTC)
Not at all. I'm merely an interested observer and cp:Law Terms D fan. My other favourite page is the completely-bananas cp:Hair, but that doesn't have so many views.-- Kriss AkabusiAAAWOOOGAAAR!!1 16:10, 10 June 2009 (UTC)
Defense? Totnesmartin 17:24, 10 June 2009 (UTC)
KAA, you owe me 6 internet beers by way of apology. Redchuck.gif Генгисevolving 16:31, 12 June 2009 (UTC)
I actually went there yesterday, I think, and the view count was "once". Forgot to screencap before I reloaded, though. Such a pity. ħumanUser talk:Human 01:17, 13 June 2009 (UTC)
Sorry if it was a project of yours Genghis - perhaps I will tread more carefully in future. Still baffling that those 29 pages are still left there - if the admins notice them enough to reset them, why don't they delete them?-- Kriss AkabusiAAAWOOOGAAAR!!1 16:11, 15 June 2009 (UTC)


I didn't realize that there was a non-humor version of the article. I'll be sure to pay more attention next time. If you don't mind me asking a quick question however, the banner didn't say where all of our humorous additions go, given that they can't go in the article, would you prefer I shove them up your ass where your head is? Only the outer part of the head mind, the brain is still missing presumed dead.

Thanks in advance for the help! 12:05, 4 August 2009 (UTC)

Having now read your additions, I'd suggest that Encyclopedia Dramatica might be an appropriate place.-- Kriss AkabusiAAAWOOOGAAAR!!1 12:12, 4 August 2009 (UTC)
It's the second or third time that has been added to the article by a BoN. Ignore it, it'll go away. 12:23, 4 August 2009 (UTC)


Ooh, do you / have you lived in Norwich or just visited? CrundyTalk nerdy to me 15:50, 25 May 2010 (UTC)

Just visited I'm afraid (a few weeks ago). Lovely city.-- Kriss AkabusiAAAWOOOGAAAR!!1 13:01, 1 June 2010 (UTC)
Well, was a nice city. Been taken over by the chav overspill from Gt Yarmouth. CrundyTalk nerdy to me 13:03, 1 June 2010 (UTC)
Actually I had a day in Great Yarmouth too which I quite enjoyed. Though I would agree, the clubs and bars down Prince of Wales Road looked a lot nicer and more inviting in the daytime when there was no one in them.-- Kriss AkabusiAAAWOOOGAAAR!!1 14:42, 1 June 2010 (UTC)
Haha, I used to work just off the Prince of Wales rd, and one Saturday night we had to do a software release at midnight. So me and another guy did the build, rolled it out, checked everything was working, and then decided to go and get something to eat while waiting for the next "shift" to arrive. Christ almighty! It was like a bloody horror movie. There were people falling around, 13-year old girls throwing up, and even two blokes punching each other in front of a couple of bouncers (who didn't give a shit because it wasn't happening in their club). Fucking scary, that road should not be braved when sober. CrundyTalk nerdy to me 08:21, 2 June 2010 (UTC)
Nice cathedral though.-- Kriss AkabusiAAAWOOOGAAAR!!1 14:07, 2 June 2010 (UTC)

PJR Block comment[edit]

My block comment was a little like this. Basically I called him a cunt.

Ace McfuckingAwesome 19:58, 13 January 2011 (UTC)