RationalWiki:What is going on in the clogosphere?/March 2014

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March 2014[edit]

5

Taking bets on when CNN finally jumps the shark. Or has it already happened?

20

Before It's News pretty much goes full David Icke: "SECOND SPECIES CONTROLS THE EARTH!!!!"

29

Bryan Fischer: Gender discrimination is ok, because God designed women to be secretaries.

16

A very typical, disrespectful atheist calls Mark Levin with some disgusting and ill-informed remarks, and the gracious and gentlemanly Levin promptly and politely sets the record straight (Sarcasm? No...).

27

Pat Robertson is sad that America isn't like Israel was in Jesus' time, because "...if two men decided they wanted to cohabit together, they would have been stoned to death. But we don’t have that in this country here.”

29

They aren't even trying any more...

11

Cato calls out the Paulbots' denial of the 2014 Crimean Crisis... Libertarian Catfight! (Two wrongs make a right is in full gear this season.)

11

"I grew up castrating hogs on an Iowa farm. So when I get to Washington, I'll know how to cut pork." Aha, keep going...

17

RW, meet Stephen Joseph Christopher, a.k.a. Lord Steven Christ: the world is concave, covered by glass ceiling; you have to be thankful for chemtrails; the Kingdom of God will be built on Uluru; Alex Jones is Hitler Reincarnate; and you need to be marked with the “Sign of the Son of Man in Heaven”. Unconvinced? "Miss Teri Baby Lonestar" will explain it to you in (NSFW) cartoon form.

16

Funny, trained apes probably would know better about "known unknowns."

29

Scott Lively throws Chick-fil-A under the bus.

15

Bill Maher: "I like Rob Ford...because he takes that crack and he channels it toward working for the people." (Well, if your definition of "the people" tends to include drug-trafficking extortionists who threaten to throw acid and kill women, yeah, maaan.)

33

Uncle Pat knows why atheist women reject Jesus: It's because they've been raped.

56

Believing in evolution is anti-American.

22

Stop the War Coalition: Iraq was invaded under bullshit reasoning. Russia does the same thing? Go ahead!

38

Call the Whaaaambulance. Creationists bleat that Cosmos isn't treating their bullshit as science.

21

It took 12 days? Wow, Fox is getting more liberal.

26

According to Billy Graham's daughter, a vanishing plane, carrying mostly non-Christians, "offers a small snapshot of the Rapture."

9

"In order to ensure our security and continuing stability, the Republic will be reorganized into the first American Empire, for a safe and secure society which I assure you will last for ten thousand years!" Atlantic editors: Yeah, sure, publish it.

33

Rush Limbaugh, in an effort to turn out the womens' vote, declares that we don't need any museums for women because we already have them: "They are called malls." He then brushes the comment off as "satire" and "parody", possibly not understanding what those words actually mean.

27

CNN anchor: Black hole sucked in Flight 370. Update: No, it was zombies!

26

Fred Phelps was apparently excommunicated for "advocating a kinder approach between church members." Oh, and there's been a palace coup.

5

You know, Politico, you'd have a better time pulling a Wall Street Journal if you didn't describe the great Nazi-fighters using the title of Star Wars Episode V.

31

Don't call God a psychotic mass-murderer, or he'll kill you.

23

Veterans Today: The missing Malaysian Airlines Flight 370 may be used in a U.S. false-flag terror attack... in Ukraine.

13

The Right Stuff reveals the feminist plot to use Bitcoin, the IT community, and the Libertarian community as part of their evil rent-seeking agenda.

28

Texan weather station warns of a weather phenomenon, called a "haboob." Islamophobes lose their shit.

18

In response to the UN's recent Commission of Inquiry on Human Rights in the Democratic People’s Republic of Korea, the North Korean state news agency KCNA released a report detailing why they believe the US is the "worst human rights abuser in the world". Highlights include criticizing the NSA's overreach and accusing the US of having "trampled down [...] freedom of religious belief".

15

Brian Lilley of the Sun News Network: I want more Global warming because I hate winter!

18

Ron Paul defends Putin's invasion of Crimea and sham referendum by citing the United States' long and glorious history of secession.

14

World accuses Bill O’Reilly of being bad influence on 'boys of Irish heritage'

18

Ancient Egyptian Baal-worshipers^{sic} came to America and left thousands of rock carvings ... claiming the land in the name of Baal

41

Disney's Frozen: a sweet fairy tale about sisterly love that turns children into evil, wicked homos.

14

Fartiste and his buddies chuckle over a demotivational graphic irrefutably demonstrating that all civilization was created by white males... which, on closer inspection, is revealed to be nothing but a bunch of random pixels.

39

Naturalnews give us their scientific POV on the missing airliner: "If we never find the debris, it means some entirely new, mysterious and powerful force is at work on our planet which can pluck airplanes out of the sky without leaving behind even a shred of evidence." Even Dumber: If the US can't find the wreckage, then how can we ever detect nuclear missiles?!

14

Eek! The NSA broke into my computer when it was offline and hijacked the Delete key!

3

Wilmer J. Leon III says of Trayvon Martin et al.: "By focusing on their color, people failed to see their humanity." He then proceeds to spend numerous paragraphs focusing on their color.