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March 2014[edit]

5Taking bets on when CNN finally jumps the shark. Or has it already happened?
20Before It's News pretty much goes full David Icke: "SECOND SPECIES CONTROLS THE EARTH!!!!"
29Bryan Fischer: Gender discrimination is ok, because God designed women to be secretaries.
16A very typical, disrespectful atheist calls Mark Levin with some disgusting and ill-informed remarks, and the gracious and gentlemanly Levin promptly and politely sets the record straight (Sarcasm? No...).
27Pat Robertson is sad that America isn't like Israel was in Jesus' time, because "...if two men decided they wanted to cohabit together, they would have been stoned to death. But we don’t have that in this country here.”
29They aren't even trying any more...
11Cato calls out the Paulbots' denial of the 2014 Crimean Crisis... Libertarian Catfight! (Two wrongs make a right is in full gear this season.)
11"I grew up castrating hogs on an Iowa farm. So when I get to Washington, I'll know how to cut pork." Aha, keep going...
17RW, meet Stephen Joseph Christopher, a.k.a. Lord Steven Christ: the world is concave, covered by glass ceiling; you have to be thankful for chemtrails; the Kingdom of God will be built on Uluru; Alex Jones is Hitler Reincarnate; and you need to be marked with the “Sign of the Son of Man in Heaven”. Unconvinced? "Miss Teri Baby Lonestar" will explain it to you in (NSFW) cartoon form.
16Funny, trained apes probably would know better about "known unknowns."
29Scott Lively throws Chick-fil-A under the bus.
15Bill Maher: "I like Rob Ford...because he takes that crack and he channels it toward working for the people." (Well, if your definition of "the people" tends to include drug-trafficking extortionists who threaten to throw acid and kill women, yeah, maaan.)
33Uncle Pat knows why atheist women reject Jesus: It's because they've been raped.
56Believing in evolution is anti-American.
22Stop the War Coalition: Iraq was invaded under bullshit reasoning. Russia does the same thing? Go ahead!
38Call the Whaaaambulance. Creationists bleat that Cosmos isn't treating their bullshit as science.
21It took 12 days? Wow, Fox is getting more liberal.
26According to Billy Graham's daughter, a vanishing plane, carrying mostly non-Christians, "offers a small snapshot of the Rapture."
9"In order to ensure our security and continuing stability, the Republic will be reorganized into the first American Empire, for a safe and secure society which I assure you will last for ten thousand years!" Atlantic editors: Yeah, sure, publish it.
33Rush Limbaugh, in an effort to turn out the womens' vote, declares that we don't need any museums for women because we already have them: "They are called malls." He then brushes the comment off as "satire" and "parody", possibly not understanding what those words actually mean.
27CNN anchor: Black hole sucked in Flight 370. Update: No, it was zombies!
26Fred Phelps was apparently excommunicated for "advocating a kinder approach between church members." Oh, and there's been a palace coup.
5You know, Politico, you'd have a better time pulling a Wall Street Journal if you didn't describe the great Nazi-fighters using the title of Star Wars Episode V.
31Don't call God a psychotic mass-murderer, or he'll kill you.
23Veterans Today: The missing Malaysian Airlines Flight 370 may be used in a U.S. false-flag terror attack... in Ukraine.
13The Right Stuff reveals the feminist plot to use Bitcoin, the IT community, and the Libertarian community as part of their evil rent-seeking agenda.
28Texan weather station warns of a weather phenomenon, called a "haboob." Islamophobes lose their shit.
18In response to the UN's recent Commission of Inquiry on Human Rights in the Democratic People’s Republic of Korea, the North Korean state news agency KCNA released a report detailing why they believe the US is the "worst human rights abuser in the world". Highlights include criticizing the NSA's overreach and accusing the US of having "trampled down [...] freedom of religious belief".
15Brian Lilley of the Sun News Network: I want more Global warming because I hate winter!
18Ron Paul defends Putin's invasion of Crimea and sham referendum by citing the United States' long and glorious history of secession.
14World accuses Bill O’Reilly of being bad influence on 'boys of Irish heritage'
18Ancient Egyptian Baal-worshipers{sic} came to America and left thousands of rock carvings ... claiming the land in the name of Baal
41Disney's Frozen: a sweet fairy tale about sisterly love that turns children into evil, wicked homos.
14Fartiste and his buddies chuckle over a demotivational graphic irrefutably demonstrating that all civilization was created by white males... which, on closer inspection, is revealed to be nothing but a bunch of random pixels.
39Naturalnews give us their scientific POV on the missing airliner: "If we never find the debris, it means some entirely new, mysterious and powerful force is at work on our planet which can pluck airplanes out of the sky without leaving behind even a shred of evidence." Even Dumber: If the US can't find the wreckage, then how can we ever detect nuclear missiles?!
14Eek! The NSA broke into my computer when it was offline and hijacked the Delete key!
3Wilmer J. Leon III says of Trayvon Martin et al.: "By focusing on their color, people failed to see their humanity." He then proceeds to spend numerous paragraphs focusing on their color.
-10Can someone please tell Thom Hartmann the difference between "corporatism" and "corporation"?
25The updated list of everybody Obama's killed.
17Lyndon LaRouche via Before It's Nuts: Wake up everybody, it's World War III!!!!!. Too bad we can't lock him in the bomb shelter.
-11"Best-selling" author shitting on non-binary gendered characters, seeing them as the death of sci-fi/fantasy fiction and a career-ender. (Note: The post is from January.)
25Albert Einstein: Shi'ite Muslim, who learned about relativity from the ascension of Mohammed.
6"You know what really grinds my gears? This Lindsay Lohan."
20"Soros Hires Scientologist to Conquer Ukraine" DailyStormer: He's a Jew!
30American Stinker: LGBT people armed with vibrators are a greater threat to the United States than Vladimir Putin
27I for one welcome our new Pleiadian overlords - it's about time someone got rid of the chemtrails!