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“”Yo Jesse...Why the fuck won't you just hurry up and die? And take that punk bitch Strom Thurmond with you!
|—MC Hawking, "Why Won't Jesse Helms Just Hurry Up And Die?"|
Strom Thurmond (1902–2003) was a U.S. Senator from the state of South Carolina. A career Dixiecrat-turned-Republican who could point to pork-barrel legislative victories as evidence of his efficacy, he never shied from abusing the power of his (perpetual) incumbency to try to downplay any, ahem, past misdeeds, while cynically pretending that all those years were reformative when it was really identity politics and blatantly racist policy-making that had become unpopular.
He served eight terms in the Senate, a total of 47 years.
Society advances one funeral at a time
Strom Thurmond holds the record for the longest filibuster by a lone senator, at 24 hours and 18 minutes. He was opposing the Civil Rights Act of 1957. This was his greatest achievement as a U.S. senator. Next.
In 1948, Thurmond and like-minded southern Democrats became concerned when President Harry S. Truman began demanding equal rights for blacks. Their response was bolting from the Democrats and starting an independent run headed by Thurmond, in the hopes that they would split the vote enough to prevent a majority in the electoral college, throw the election to the House of Representatives, and force Truman (or his opponent Thomas Dewey) to make concessions.
Sadly for the Dixiecrats, the Democratic vote remained solidly Democratic, and Thurmond had to resort to replacing Truman's name with his own on the ballots in some southern states. Truman then went on to win in an electoral landslide anyway.
Thurmond may have gotten the last laugh, though, as he went on to outlive the others by three decades.[note 1]
Though he hated most black people, he had an illegitimate mixed-race daughter he fathered with a girl who was 16 at the time he got her pregnant, whom he paid reparations.
Oh, go away
The times, they be a'changin'
Senate Majority Leader Trent Lott was forced to resign after praising Thurmond's presidential run in 1948 at Thurmond's 100th birthday party, claiming that America would have fewer problems if they chose him. The main reason Strom Thurmond ran in 1948 was to maintain segregation.
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Strom Thurmond and Al Gore worked together to
eliminate entertainment that nonwhite people enjoyed restore morality to the media. Or supposedly just their wives. Mrs. Gore and Mrs. Thurmond would create the Parents Music Resource Center, which wanted to ban any "immoral" music. They partially succeeded, with the result being the "Parental Advisory Warnings", also known as "Tipper Stickers", on various music albums.
While not truly censorship, the warnings did enable de facto censorship and restrictions on the music industry. For instance, Walmart refuses to carry any offensive material, which meant that the albums had to be heavily edited to be sold in Walmart or not sold at all. From the industry side, this meant printing out two different versions of the album, which was inefficient for reasons that should be obvious, making a "wholesome" artist slightly more valuable than a "rougher" artist even if they sell the same number of albums. From the consumer side, Walmart had obliterated the small town shops, including the independent record shop. If you wanted the unedited album, you either had to buy from Walmart or travel several hours to the nearest major city. Luckily, the internet is now a thing.
Unofficially? It was nothing more than a distraction from a proposed blank tape tax, according to Frank Zappa. The idea behind it was that if blank tapes cost as much as the ones from the album store, then piracy would be uneconomical. But the unmentioned result would also be that independent artists would also have to pay more for blank tapes, making it all but impossible for an independent music group to get started, unless of course the signed with the record company.
- Dewey died in 1971, Truman in 1972.
- United States Senate: Longest Serving Senators
- Fox News: Thurmond Holds Senate Record for Filibustering 27 June 2003
- View the victory in all of its glory
- USA Today: Thurmond's illegitimate daughter speaks out 17 December 2003
- Biden, Joseph, Eulogy for James Strom Thurmond, First Baptist Church of Columbia, Columbia, SC 1 July 2003.
- Zach Schonfeld, Parental Advisory Forever: An Oral History of the PMRC's War on Dirty Lyrics. Newsweek, 9 October 2015.