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Cults

When people get together to talk about religion, too often the word "cult" is tossed around as a perjorative to mean any religious movement they don't like. Never mind that Catholicism has been around for 2,000 years and has over 1 billion adherents, it's called a cult by people whose own particular religion was started in 1984 and might claim a total of 75 adherents. What is sorely lacking is an objective standard by which we can identify something as a cult.

The crucial moment for any new religious movement is the death of its founder. If the movement was centered around one strong figure merely to allow him to exercise power over the men and get sexual favors from the women, then it most likely will shatter upon that leader's death. If there is at least a core of truth in the movement, it will survive the death of its leader, such as the lynching of Mormon founder Joseph Smith, and perhaps rally around another one, such as Brigham Young, who led an LDS remnant from Missouri to Utah.

So we can define a cult as any new religious movement whose founder has not died. And by death, we're not talking about those close calls in the operating room where the heart stops for a few moments, we're talking about someone who is whipped to within an inch of His life, nailed to a cross all day, then buried in the ground over the weekend. So right away, Christianity is not a cult because Christ has died.

Overcomer Ministries in South Carolina, however, is a cult because founder R.G. Stair has not died (going to jail doesn't count). Jehovah Witnesses are not a cult because Charles Taze Russell, who founded the movement in 1877, died long ago. Calvary Chapel is a cult because Pope Chuck Smith has not died, but the Worldwide Church of God is not a cult because Herbert W. Armstrong has died.

Death

Death Awaits You All With Nasty Sharp Pointy Teeth!

Paul said in 1 Corinthians 15:[26] "The last enemy that shall be destroyed is death". Yet without death, wealth and power would continue to accumulate in fewer and fewer immortal hands, and old ideas would never give way to new ones. Without death, people would not feel the vitality of living that the very brevity of our life stimulates, and the Earth would continue to fill up with people until everyone was eating those funny green graham crackers Charlton Heston found out about in Soylent Green.

Whether death is destroyed now or at the end of time, it is not really our enemy, no more than pain is our enemy. Pain is a defense mechanism, just as the fear of death is. People who cannot feel pain rarely live to be twenty years old, and those who feel we should wage a war against Demon Pain are as ignorant as those who mistake, as the slings and arrows of an enemy, the natural fear of death which is ingrained in all living things to cause them to avoid risky behaviors.

People pay good money and go on diets to keep themselves from extending to infinity in all directions in space, yet they lament that human life is finite, and seek the holy grail of making themselves unlimited in the direction of time. But look around you. Nothing in this world is meant to endure forever. Even the redwoods last for only 2,000 years, an eyeblink in the life of the Earth. In time the very sun will die. Jesus said, "Which of you by taking thought can add one cubit unto his stature?". We cannot eliminate our fear of death and it is not really desirable to do so. But Jesus teaches us not to worry about death. And after teaching this to us in words, he died and rose again to teach us in a way that resonates directly in our soul.

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Posted by Ruby Mae at 7:52 AM 1 comments Links to this post Friday, March 6, 2009 Installing Ubuntu 8.10 from Fedora 10

Step 1: Download ISO image from Ubuntu website

Posted by Ruby Mae at 11:18 AM 0 comments Links to this post Step 2: Open K3B, select the option to burn a CD image, insert blank CD in tray, and burn it

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Step 3: Install Ubuntu, change the ugly brown default background, and add the screenshot application to the toolbar Posted by Ruby Mae at 11:12 AM 0 comments Links to this post Step 4: Select Glider theme, disable fancy GUI effects, drag basic icons out to desktop, configure evolution, start rebuilding firefox bookmarks starting with google and twitter

Posted by Ruby Mae at 11:10 AM 0 comments Links to this post Step 5: Ubuntu doesn't have the codecs to play mp3s, you have to go get them, fortunately Ubuntu will do this automatically. Along the way I download lame so I can convert WAV files to MP3s on the command line.

Step 6: Finally I install tunapie, this was the reason for switching back to Ubuntu from Fedora.

Posted by Ruby Mae at 11:05 AM 0 comments Links to this post Step 7: You can't watch You Tube until you get the Adobe Flash Plug In, this is currently a hassle with Ubuntu and Firefox. Get it right boys. Grandma doesn't want to mess with installing codecs.

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@mbtaylor What business is it of a follower of Christ what Caesar does with his money? Render unto God what God is due and be joyful. #tcot about 8 hours ago

What is freedom to a poor man in a sick bed? RT @TeamRonMiller If only elites were educated then the people's freedoms were threatened #tcot about 8 hours ago

Luke 14:33 whosoever forsaketh not all that he hath, he cannot be my disciple. RT @TeamRonMiller I'd rather keep more of my own money #tcot about 8 hours ago

If so strong in the ways of the Force Yoda is, construct a sentence with words in the proper order then why can't he? about 10 hours ago

My condolences RT @maddie42708: I AM NOT A LESBIAN! about 10 hours ago

When in Rome, do as the Visigoths do. @VinceP1974: #tcot I bet this destruction of USA is by Marxist infilitration of Wall St/ and the Fed about 10 hours ago

A conjugal fun trailer for Rush and Coulter? RT @joecaruso: Rumor these detention centers have first class suites for talk show hosts.#tcot about 10 hours ago

You have used this unregistered copy of Twitter 620,958,284 times. about 10 hours ago

That's worthy of being retweeted RT @CelestialBeard @lesb0 #tcot is in the cloud. a big fart in a cloud of farts about 10 hours ago

Tcot isn't a "site" we just add a hash tag, see? RT @crazycatkid: tcot is a place where H8ers hang out...how many conserv's troll lib sites? about 10 hours ago

That's what's got Carter grinning so much these days RT @Jew4palestine: Will Bush go down as the worst president ever? mmmmmmhmmmmmm #tcot about 10 hours ago

Shooting fish in a barrel is limited fun RT @JoshSkolnick @lesb0 You just live to play with these people don't you? Too much fun. #tcot about 10 hours ago

Does not compute, tax-cutter Bush lost 2.6mil jobs in 2008 RT @Timaay: Those who make over $250K are largely biz owners, so less jobs for us about 10 hours ago

A Republican is someone who was born on third base but thinks he hit a triple. RT @MassRon Well, They are self made men.#tcot about 18 hours ago

@cindyscott54 Thanks cindy, it was a sort of Grand Finale, now I go to bed. about 18 hours ago

@amoyal The ideals of socialism are found in the bible's only travelogue, the book of Acts, chapters 2 and 4 #tcot about 18 hours ago

@BlueCollarTodd Thanks, you are a fair man about 18 hours ago

@TeamRonMiller In the Philippines all schools are in the private sector, US puts them into the gov't sector, there's no inherent rule #tcot about 18 hours ago

Guess what Todd? Obama's tax increases don't start for 2 years RT @BlueCollarTodd: How to kill an economy? Raise taxes in a recession. #tcot about 18 hours ago

Family tree ends with me, but the government takes MY tax money so Breeders can send their rug rats to free socialist schools. #tcot about 18 hours ago

No, 10% of schools are privatized RT @TeamRonMiller Schools are not a commodity - they are an inherently governmental service. #tcot about 18 hours ago

@wwmcneill I don't want socialism but as a member of the reality-based world I can't abide hypocrisy, we have socialized education already about 18 hours ago

@mblackburn Obama inherited a tril. dollar deficit and a US economy that underperforms by a tril. dollars a year relative to peak GDP #tcot about 18 hours ago

First thing I would do is cut that thing off and get back to normal RT @JoyfulMistress Pretend you awake to find you are the opposite sex... about 18 hours ago

It's okay if you get Carbon offsets from Gore RT @BlueCollarTodd: I wouldn't mind a jet pack, but that would be to environmentally damaging about 18 hours ago

@TeamRonMiller US education system provides free schools for every kid in America yet extend that to health care and we're "socialist" #tcot about 18 hours ago

I hope all the folks who hate "socialism" have jet packs so they don't drive on our communal highway system when they go to work #tcot about 18 hours ago

Every righty who sends their kids to tax-funded schools is a socialist @wwmcneill So socialism was forced down Obama's throat right? #tcot about 18 hours ago

Obama doesn't "want socialism" he was elected to fix the economy, and unregulated dog-eat-dogism led us into this pickle we're in #tcot about 18 hours ago

@hubbit Other paths, all merging on one summit about 18 hours ago

@hubbit Well, I'm a Taoist at any rate, and I approach the whole controversy the way literary scholars examine elves and orcs and maiar. about 19 hours ago

Every 60 years, America gets FDR RT @angrywhitedude: Every 30 years, America needs Jimmy Carter #tcot about 19 hours ago

@hubbit Pauline theology is that the Law only illuminates the perpetual inability of man to attain God's perfection, it never sanctifies about 19 hours ago

@shadowfax_rulz GOP fears Obama plan working Because if "socialism" makes the economy better, they got nothing left to talk about #tcot about 19 hours ago

@PhilPell I can agree to that about 19 hours ago

Kill the wabbit!!! Kill the wabbit!!! http://tinyurl.com/aegfbx about 19 hours ago

He can be paired up with Ed Schultz in a bailout RT @polderboy: Paul Begala: Rush Limbaugh is a "toxic asset" for the Republican Party #tcot about 19 hours ago

@PhilPell Christianity began as a sect of Judaism, and early on they thrashed out the doctrine of whether Christians observed your Torah about 19 hours ago

Tasty bit of electronic music from 1978 (this opened track 3 of the "8-track tape" we used back in the Day) ♫ http://blip.fm/~2o56c about 19 hours ago

One of my favourite Narnian characters is Eustace Scrub. But he was only undragoned once - I have to undergo it regularly about 19 hours ago

@eithrael It's my turn to be a fear monger about 19 hours ago

Pharoah didn't let Moses' people go until his firstborn son died. YHWH didn't release the people from the Law until HIS firstborn son died. about 19 hours ago

Allahu Akbar to be inscribed in Arabic on American currency, replacing the current hate slogan "In God We Trust" #tcot about 19 hours ago

"I fart in your general direction, you silly English kuh-nijit!" RT @StephenDeLucia: Ted Kennedy is getting Knighted by the UK? #tcot about 19 hours ago

Comprehensive health care, broadband pornography, home heating oil, and cheese are all basic rights to be given to the people for free #tcot about 19 hours ago Posted by Ruby Mae at 8:26 PM 0 comments Links to this post Wednesday, March 4, 2009

All freeway lanes except one to be HOV lanes for 4-person carpools enforced by cameras watched by 1.5 million new federal employees. #tcot less than a minute ago

HS field trips to Mecca to complete the Hajj element of the Five Pillars Of Islam curriculum shall fulfil the new sensitivity mandate #tcot less than a minute ago

Ladies, now you too may pee standing up! http://tinyurl.com/6gwgag less than a minute ago

@DemonWench Yes, I've got a thing for paper-thin girlish voices, kind of like Edie Brickell less than a minute ago

Rachel @Maddow already complies with the Fairness Doctrine by getting Pat Bukkkanan as a regular dissenting view. less than a minute ago

Girly-girl song #4 - Feist, "1 2 3 4" ♫ http://blip.fm/~2o3s6 less than a minute ago

Saturday to be renamed "Bath Day" and is to be observed by Red Staters rigorously, as well as Laundry Month (April). less than a minute ago

God twists no one's arm to force him into His heaven. No, the arm twisting and hot pokers and thumbscrews are reserved for the other place. less than a minute ago

Dittohead Nation creates personal hate objects like 'Feminazis', result: America is more divided than at any time since Reconstruction #tcot less than a minute ago

The heavier they are the harder they fall RT @Sterkworks Wow. Rush Limbaugh is even more of an ass than I realized. #msnbc less than a minute ago

It was Bush/McCain pushed TARP, an $840bil. SOCIALIST transfer of US wealth to Wall Street RT @yoko1324: Yes - Obama wants socialism. #tcot less than a minute ago

Wow wow whee! RT @MaXsiM Photo: Precious Legs http://tumblr.com/x5k1dsjxv less than a minute ago

If the Dow is down it's BO's fault, when it's up it's a fluke RT @donaldov: Dow up 150pts...BHO will likely proclaim some huge victory #tcot less than a minute ago

40% of those earmarks are Republican ones RT @1MysteryGirl: Dennis Miller:more earmarks than Vincent VanGogh shaving with a dull razor #tcot less than a minute ago

@DennisAlcover Mr. Obama is doing the exact same thing Reagan did, massive deficit spending, that got us out of the 1982-83 recession #tcot about 4 hours ago

Maybe for the same reason he hasn't been to a KKK rally lately RT @GPappalardo: Rush Limbaugh asks why Obama hasn't been on his show. #tcot about 4 hours ago

How competent can he be if he neglects to read the end of the good book? RT @DennisAlcover: The Antichrist is supposed to be competent #tcot about 4 hours ago

Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can't even get into my own pants. about 9 hours ago

House Republican alternative to Obama Health Care Plan: "Pray you don't get sick!" #tcot about 9 hours ago

Republicans love the poor -- they've made so many of them. 2.6 million jobs lost in the final year of the Bush Administration alone #tcot about 9 hours ago

Midget psychic escaped from prison: Small medium at large! about 19 hours ago

Jesus was supposed to rapture them out BEFORE the recession @banoonoo: Despite TCOT's ramblings,Obama is not Antichrist+2012 is not Rapture! about 19 hours ago

@JoshSkolnick Thank you Josh, may we become fast friends and not just two ships passing in the night about 19 hours ago

@JoshSkolnick Some of my close kin have killed their relationship with me on account of my lady-love but other ones think it's kind of neat. about 19 hours ago

@WarLordwrites Republicans complain that sarcasm is the lowest form of humor. Like it's MEANT to be funny!

1. tcot about 19 hours ago

@JoshSkolnick God bless you for being accepting of her as her brother about 20 hours ago

Calgon take me away RT: @Shoq Conservatives who can't detect sarcasm on Twitter should be sent to Gitmo for some sensitivity training #tcot about 20 hours ago

3rd song in my "Girlish Vocals" series - A Fine Frenzy, "Almost Lover" ♫ http://blip.fm/~2n347 about 20 hours ago

@JoshSkolnick Hopefully Mr Obama will reverse Don't Ask Don't Tell and gay folks can serve openly about 20 hours ago

@JoshSkolnick Tell your gay sister "Congratulations" about 20 hours ago

DC gets their congressman but it's balanced by Utah getting one so the Republicans are rolling over, next is 2 DC Senators how's that? #tcot about 20 hours ago

What the bleep does Jim Cramer know, he's the one who said Bear Stearns was a "buy" on the eve of their self-immolation #tcot about 20 hours ago

No. http://homeogenius.blogspot.com/2009/01/mr.html RT @KMBExpert: Can I mention that a tatoo is the tackiest thing a woman can have? #tcot about 20 hours ago

Maybe not leader of the GOP but a future drug czar under Palin RT @Shoq: So Rush is the new leader of the GOP, right? #tcot about 20 hours ago

If Bush won the war what was this 100 years crap? RT@seventenths: #tcot Do you honestly believe that Bush "won" the war??? Based upon what? about 20 hours ago

Blind RT @Mamalogues Once you believe a party has the patent on conservatism you become a blind follower, which negates the premise. #tcot about 20 hours ago

I have the brain of a Republican....in a thimble on my desk about 20 hours ago

This is my favorite Rush (not Limbaugh!) song because it features Aimee Mann - Time Stand Still ♫ http://blip.fm/~2n1w5 about 20 hours ago

@WarLordwrites Right, and anyone who things lawmakers, Demo or Pub, will ever give up their power to manipulate the tax code is naive #tcot about 20 hours ago

@toddtyrtle Mark Twain said go to heaven for the climate and hell for the company about 20 hours ago

1. swbc stands for Short Women's Birkenstock Club about 21 hours ago

She-Bop would probably be #swbc material about 21 hours ago

@JoshSkolnick I don't follow them, I use twitter search and search for "tcot" and there they are about 21 hours ago

Reblip for #swbc @maddow turned me on to Shivaree when she had the lead singer on her show. Here's Goodnight Moon ♫ http://blip.fm/~2n17k about 21 hours ago

@kathrynrsmith It's not homogenius but homeogenius! about 21 hours ago

LaLolaGirl at least I can follow your blog #swbc about 21 hours ago

I shall return the favor but only Michelle can add blogs RT @LaLolagirl: I like your blog! I'm adding it to my blogroll #swbc about 21 hours ago

Me too, LaLolaGirl, I pepper my blog with "L Word" type visuals http://homeogenius.blogspot.com/ #swbc about 21 hours ago

@kathrynrsmith: It is one of the things I'm eagerly awaiting from the Obama Administration, but of course the economy has priority #swbc about 21 hours ago

LaLolaGirl, I'm not a fan of the L Word because I think it is just set up to make het men who cycle through channels stop on eyecandy #swbc about 21 hours ago Posted by Ruby Mae at 9:15 PM 0 comments Links to this post Tuesday, March 3, 2009

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(let's say that again with the #swbc hashtag) I admit that *I* was in the closet until 1990 because I was in the NAVY less than a minute ago

I admit that *I* was in the closet until 1990 because I was in the NAVY less than a minute ago

Just get out of the closet already, it's just a brain wiring thing like being a southpaw, we're not going to hell #swbc less than a minute ago

Traditional morality says homosexuals need to stay out of sight, closeted gays essentially agree RT

@flourishingjudy: @lesb0 how so? #swbc less than a minute ago

The very concept of a "closet" means you accept the Patriarchy's heterosexual norm #swbc less than a minute ago

I'm a closet claustrophobe RT @barons: Yeah I liked the one about being out of the closet--not that I'm there yet, but I liked it! #swbc less than a minute ago

Oooooh it's Tuesday nite, time for #swbc less than a minute ago

I'm more conservative than Grampy McSame who helped add $140bil in pork on top of the $700bil TARP bill #tcot less than a minute ago

@pcam I don't unfollow people when I disagree with them, only when they get personal. This isn't personal, Sonny, it's just business. less than a minute ago

Unfollow me, make my day, it just makes it easier for me to stay at my target of about 1000 followers less than a minute ago

@WarLordwrites You refer to the deduction on interest and property taxes that puts most homeowners way over the standard deduction amount less than a minute ago

He's got an "R" after his name thats the important thing right? RT @norm739: #TCOT RINO Specter is going to vote with the Dems on Card Check less than a minute ago

We're gaining ground in CA, with the legalize pot bill RT @PhilPell: The Libertarian party will take over true fiscal conservatism less than a minute ago

2nd song in my "Girlish vocals" series - Goldfrapp, "Fly Me Away" ♫ http://blip.fm/~2mzh8 less than a minute ago

No or Bush would have been nailed for Katrina RT @TONYKNUCKLES: Is it possible for a president to be impeached based on incompetence?#tcot less than a minute ago

It ended the 1982 recession, just like Obama's plan will end this one RT @TonySidaway: Reagan, a GOP hero, hugely expanded spending #tcot less than a minute ago

Try getting lawmakers to give up their social engineering power RT @PatrickHenry_II: 15% flat tax across the board. No exemptions. #tcot less than a minute ago

You are 180 out, this is Bush's recession Obama is solving it RT @bethanyshondark: Our Troubled Economy Is a Response to BO's Policies #tcot less than a minute ago

They sure as hell lost the one in Nov. RT @jay4liberty: The vast majority of GOP doesn't have values except to win popularity contests #tcot less than a minute ago

Don't bail out zombie GOP, let it fail & reboot RT @The_Anti_Guru: The GOP is dysfunctional because they lost focus of their values. #tcot less than a minute ago

Verbing weirds language RT @jmp5329: @reverendrichie How about we not name call please .. its beneath smart people #tcot #sgp #rush less than a minute ago

GWB succeeded in imposing socialism $840bil TARP + borrowed tax "rebate" RT @George_Savage: #TCOT I want Obama to FAIL at imposing socialism less than a minute ago

How about instead of 1 big company 2 big 2 fail we mandate lots of small 1s RT @kennethrriceii: The bailout of AIG is outrageous. #TCOT less than a minute ago

Bill in CA to legalize and tax marijuana, because there's only one thing lawmakers hate more than drugs and that's cutting spending #tcot about an hour ago

The Right's worst-case scenario is that Obama's deficit spending succeeds in ending the recession, like Reagan in 1984 and FDR in 1945 #tcot about an hour ago

What moron puts ideology over health of USA? RT @nobamablog What kind of idiot wants a pres. who is wrecking our economy to succeed? #tcot about an hour ago

The stock market is a subjective indicator. In 2010 if unemployment is under 7% again, people will say Obama's policies worked #tcot about an hour ago

@PhilPell They also gutted Amendment 8 when they gave our POWs in Gitmo cruel and unusual punishment #tcot about an hour ago

The poll on #tcot is 23 to 1 wanting Obama to fail RT @Bishopr77 What kind of idiot wants our president to fail? What a bunch of dumbasses!! about 3 hours ago

@Wordpuddles Bottled water has "use by" dates because they want you to consume it and purchase more. about 3 hours ago

I'd cut up the card and tell them to pack sand, but that's just me RT @Mia Now the bank is saying my limit is $200 per PURCHASE. about 3 hours ago

@ExitPass No Sunni days in Seattle about 3 hours ago

@bishopr77 Well Rick we all know you're an exception to the rule about 3 hours ago

What good is having your gun if you can't use it to keep it? RT @PalinGirl: take away my gun and I'm just a deer during deer season. #tcot about 3 hours ago

And those two men only have two votes in 2010 RT @tim_knight: "The most effective Obama critics are Charles Dow and Edward Jones" about 4 hours ago

Grocery clerks make YOU pick paper or plastic because baggers can't be choosers about 4 hours ago

Only if they use soap when waterboarding RT @trapwire #24 is a soap opera geared towards a male audience is it not? about 4 hours ago

If Obama fails the country fails & we're all in a world of shi'ite RT @lairdmaxwell: "I, too, as per Rush Limbaugh, hope that Obama fails!" about 4 hours ago

Income is income, earned or by growth RT @erickbrockway: Since they redefine Investment as Taxes it makes sense they'd be clueless on stocks about 4 hours ago

Except for the fact that the recession started more than a year ago RT @bethanyshondark: Obama lied, the economy died! #TCOT about 4 hours ago

What a great milestone of Bush capitalism TARP was RT @creepingsharia: Obama...adds Capitalism, Freedom to list, refuses to protect #tcot about 4 hours ago

Poor Exxon, how will they make it without a bailout RT @eurobird: Obama discourages domestic oil and gas producers when he should be helping about 9 hours ago

What's the difference between cauliflower and boogers? Kids won't eat cauliflower. about 19 hours ago

I'm a Zinger-only-ite RT @JoshSkolnick: Gives Twinkies a bad name and a bad rap. Used to love them as a kid. about 19 hours ago

Call the Drug Enforcment Agency, 275 pounds of dope just walked in RT @shalaman: watching Rush Limbaugh eat a dozen twinkies in 3 bites about 19 hours ago

How do you make your boyfriend scream during sex? Call and tell him who you're with! about 19 hours ago

@LadyFate I have loved Lucy Lawless with an abiding love since 1995 when I first saw her on Hercules: The Legendary Journeys less than a minute ago

If America could use some additional sunbelt states, al-Gore suggests British Columbia, Alberta, Saskatechwan, & Manitoba before very long. less than a minute ago

You can fool some of the people all of the time and all the people some of the time but Rush proved you can make a fool of yourself anytime. less than a minute ago

Russian Gov't has pumped billions into the markets to quell fears of no liquidity. Freakin' commies, why can't they be capitalist like USA ? less than a minute ago

What has 75 balls and screws old ladies? BINGO. Keep grandma off the streets -- legalize bingo.

@Shoq Don't worry, I will block wingnuts at the drop of a hat. Any hat.

Murderer is such a harsh term. We prefer to call them undocumented executioners less than a minute ago

@ExitPass Bush also abrogated the 8th amendment against cruel and unusual punishment and tortured our helpless prisoners in Guantanamo less than a minute ago

@shok_trauma It's better that the majority people don't get what they want or what they think they want, because a minority thinks it's bad? less than a minute ago

You keep revealing antichrists and we'll keep killing 'em RT @aheartforgod after the last economic downturn antichrist (hitler) was revealed less than a minute ago

If people get what they want it's bad? RT @shok_trauma: #tcot for socialism to truly win, the people must want it, or *think* they do. less than a minute ago

That kind of defeats the purpose of a monetary stimulus when you spend less RT @airraid81: Obama saving the taxpayers money on stimulus? less than a minute ago

The tallest tree in the forest invites the treefeller RT @jasoncurlee: God has not called you to fit in...He has called you to stand out.

The midterm elections in 2010 will be the real test of whether Obama's plan is right or wrong, not this week's stock market

At CPAC Gingrich said we need to match Ireland's 12% corporate tax rate. Ireland's debt is now 900% of their GDP. Try again Newt.

@dorothysnarker What about Rachel herself, did she get dolled up? 7:19 PM Jan 20th from web in reply to dorothysnarker

@DominickEvans Back in my day we had to get up off the couch to turn the channel, and we only had ABC, CBS, NBC, PBS and one local 7:06 PM Jan 20th from web in reply to DominickEvans

Back in 1993 on the day Clinton was inaugurated, we had a windstorm up here in Washington that knocked out our power for about two days. 7:03 PM Jan 20th from web

Let's all sing like the birdies sing. Tweet tweet-tweet tweet-tweet. 7:16 PM Jan 19th from web

If you collect your tweets, makes a good blog post http://tinyurl.com/83t8jl 7:10 PM Jan 19th from web

@TreaRussworm Rocky 4 is a two hour Right Wing propaganda film something along the lines of Triumph of the Will 7:04 PM Jan 19th from web in reply to TreaRussworm

The Goddess loves you ... just don't push it 'til She's had Her coffee. 7:01 PM Jan 19th from web

@blogdiva I'll only give one freebie, and it wouldn't be wasted on Joe Biden! 6:55 PM Jan 19th from web in reply to blogdiva

@flourishingjudy Oh, that's from the pilot for "Twin Peaks" long ago 6:51 PM Jan 19th from web in reply to flourishingjudy

@Christinekorda http://gaywallet.ning.com/ (in answer to your query about social network sites) 6:26 PM Jan 19th from web in reply to Christinekorda

@GrrrlRomeo It's not just Twitter search, the underlying API is jammed, I got a couple segments of javascript on my blog that use it 6:23 PM Jan 19th from web in reply to GrrrlRomeo

Goodbye Mr. Bush, don't let the door hit ya where the good Lord split ya. 6:18 PM Jan 19th from web

@dolphyngyrl google "tubgirl" and you will have seen the most disgusting thing you have ever seen, that's a kind of disturbing 5:48 PM Jan 19th from web in reply to dolphyngyrl

@ButchtasticKyle I have a quality hand-massaged list of people I'm following, all of them real, see if you aren't following some of them 5:47 PM Jan 19th from web in reply to ButchtasticKyle

@JulesJoyce part of that bold design has to do with the fact that i'm an OLD WOMAN who can't see for squat anymore 5:40 PM Jan 19th from web in reply to JulesJoyce

@ButchtasticKyle ...post, you could cut and past it into your spread sheet

@ButchtasticKyle You might be able to do that with http://followize.appspot.co... gives all your followers in a column and their last..

I love you, you love me, we're as gay as we can be.

"Not a morning person" doesn't even BEGIN to cover it.

I love you, you love me, we're as gay as we can be.

@flourishingjudy It's a favorite sound too, even after Pete Martell found Laura Palmer "Dead, wrapped in plastic" down on a foggy beach

@ButchtasticKyle Here's a neat toy, you can follow, or unfollow, or block people in bulk, give it try http://dossy.org/twitter/ka...

Oh yeah, that's Des Moines WASHINGTON, Iowa doesn't have saltwater!

I can hear the foghorn down at the Des Moines marina

@CelticFrog you have to do a "manicure" on your followers list my dear

@blogdiva I'd like to point out in all fairness that the big O doesn't do so hot when he's off TelePrompTer

Me, I'm color-blind, so I don't see a "black man" going into the White House, I see "Someone who is not George Bush" going in there

@JulesJoyce I've been reading you for a few months, but I was still trying to figure out what name to use and what to have for a blog.

@ButchtasticKyle It's the Great Fatal Follower Epidemic of '09

@aprilcheryl Yeah, let him pardon Ted Stevens, they can use that against Palin in 2012

@nansen That's a little scary Nansen, if something happens you can sue, leave a message to that effect on the blog

The missing followers are part of the internet attack that is trying to shut down the US net, 16 hours to go, martial law, third bush term

@Soniamonia What do your ex-followers got that I haven't got?

@JulesJoyce JJ I do consider your blog a "must read" even though it's a drop of rain in the sea of blogs I list on my own blog.

I'm picking through one lesbian's 2,825 followers, looking for real gold to follow myself, which means no marketers, consultants or men about 1 hour ago

I can't wait for Obama to bring us some change, the only I got rignt now is some nickles and dimes to see me clear to next week.

@curlykew In the Navy we said, referring to our time left to serve, "Thirty-three days and a wake-up". Now Dubya is down to just a wake up. about 9 hours ago

@LaurieCicotello I wish I could sympathize but I never broke a bone in my 43 year old body, have no idea what it's like.

@bishopr77 I found a site with a whole slew of twitter apps. http://twitter.pbwiki.com/Apps Been playing with them all night.

This is great, I installed Twitbin to Firefox, now I can surf and tweet at the same time

Let's all sing like the birdies sing. Tweet tweet-tweet tweet-tweet. about 22 hours ago

@saintchick When I first saw CSI:CI I thought he was the grown-up version of the kid on Star Trek who said, "They're Grups!" Same face

@ButchtasticKyle My morale will improve significantly next Tuesday and the next time I see Bush's face it better be on a milk carton

@s1ider0 I saw you talking about Puppy Linux too, love it, I use it on my second computer, version 2.17, don't like the later versions

@blogdiva Bush used a bible and look where that got us, 4000 dead troops, 4 trillion of grandkid's money spent, and we torture now.

I've got me and my ride as the banner image on my blog. Almost thirteen years old now and that 'stang is cherry.

Someone followed me as an "experiment"...I don't want to be an experiment.

@Soniamonia Nothing like sitting next to some lovely lesbians and getting the wiggles.

Whoo hoo the IRS owes me four grand!

Opportunity knocks. Karma hunts you down

@pazenlavida To hell with Ben's flavor, give me Jeri's flavor

Sometimes you feel like a nut, sometimes you don’t. I always preferred mounds to nuts, if you follow what I’m saying.

Gays can't be cured? Would you cure a concert violin soloist of her talenet?

In Seattle many folks had cancelled flights, a caroler tried to cheer them up, and it was working until he sang "I'll Be Home For Christmas"

I've been dropping off and picking up my GF at work all week in the snow, near the frikken biggest mall in the tri-state area. Hated it.

You Know You've Been Drinking Way Too Much Coffee When.... You have a picture of your coffee mug on your coffee mug.

When a pig burps, do the other pigs yell "Human!"?

The Goddess loves you ... just don't push it 'til She's had Her coffee.

Hil drops demand that she pay herself back $13 mil. dollars

Christmas ain't over til the fat man eats your cookies!

Christmas? I want to see the list of naughty girls!

I can't stand crowded malls during the holiday season. I steer well clear of them because I have Santaclaustrophobia.

I love you, you love me, we're as gay as we can be.

Power to the people! One man, one volt! Sure power corrupts, but we still need the electricity.

EtherealLover, here's what I want for Christmas, and their lingerie is optional http://www.3wishes.com

Al Gore sheds a tear every time it snows in Las Vegas

"Not a morning person" doesn't even BEGIN to cover it.

Press any key to initiate orgasm... then stand clear.

A clique is a group of insiders who greet outsiders with their backsides; in other words, a closed circle of asses.

Q. How many lesbians to screw in a lightbulb? A. Lesbians are too big to screw in a light bulb!

Q: How does a lesbian hold her liquor? A: By the ears.

If a fat cat is a flabby tabby, then what is a very small cat? An itty bitty kitty!

If you can't drink and drive, then why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor, and why do bars have parking lots?

If Barbie is so popular, then why do you have to buy her some friends?

I'm so gay I can't even keep a straight face!

The universe is not only queerer than we imagine, it is queerer than we CAN imagine.

@FiestyCharlie Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder

Life without chocolate is like a beach without girls

Sex is like air, It's only a big deal if you can't get it.

Chirpes is a canareal disease that's untweetable

@sgetwit I would have been all about a Rome vacation a few years ago, but after Prop 8 I'm about as excited about going to Rome as to Utah

Even the righties have written off Bush, they're asking what Obama's gonna do about the Mubai attacks. Jeez, it's not January 20 yet fellas

@lezzymom Yes, Thanksgiving is the one day a year when everyone in the country sits down to eat simultaneously...at halftime.

Ann Coulter breaks jaw and gets mouth wired shut. Doctor declines to finish the job with a piece of duct tape. 8:51 AM Nov 27th, 2008

@mxdpoet I don't have a lifestyle, I have a life. Don't tell the Mormons and the Catholics though.

I'm no longer a practicing homosexual because I've gotten so damn good at it. 2:35 AM Nov 26th, 2008

One more work day this week, and then it's Twitter City folks 7:12 PM Nov 25th, 2008

@lezgetreal I love hearing about "Bush's last" whatever, you name it.