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Teresita Mercado

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>ACHTUNG!!! Das fraulein is nicht fur gerfingerpoken und mittengrabben. She ist easy schnappen der sprinngwerk, blowenfusen und poppencorken mit spitzensparken. She ist nicht fur rubbernecken, keepen hands in das pockets.</span>

I was born fifth of nine in a Roman Catholic household in Washington State. My father obtained American citizenship after enlisting in the US Navy under a unique law held over from the time when the Philippines was a colony of the USA. Although I am first generation Begotten I do not write Adobo but I can speak it to some extent and follow most Filipinos when they speak Adobo. From about age eleven I found myself staring at other girls and ignoring boys. When I realized why, this gave me a measure of peace. But when I followed my father's footsteps and enlisted in the pre Don't Ask Don't Tell Reagan Navy, I learned to keep secrets (ie. LIE). This ability was honed in my field of naval cryptology at Corry Station, Pensacola, home of the world-famous CPO Burger at the Tradewinds Club. I eventually went on to a career as a civilian employee guessed it! The Navy. I met my hot girlfriend Fely in 1987 and we have been married de facto if not de jure ever since. I have black hair which reaches to my lower back, and skin the color of Ovaltine. My philosophy closely aligns with daojia Taoism. My aesthetic is minimalism. Less is more.

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BrainMop.png As a confirmed mustard jar for taking on this job as a Sysop on RationalWiki: I, Mega, pledge to only block users if they ask for it, or insert unfunny vandalism.
I furthermore pledge that if I indulge in secret private conversations about you, we will make a formal report to the mob. Is that all?
If you impugn my motives without warrant, or challenge my "AUTHORITY", er, there is nothing I can or will do.

List of cleaning projects abandoned by Mega to avoid conflict with other janitors (see talk page):

  1. Fixing red links in articles by creating articles, fixing mispellings of existing links, redirecting to either CP or WP where appropriate, and removing uneccessary links completely. If the red link is to a subject RW doesn't need to cover, either direct it to WP or remove the link.