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Hi there! How 'bout signing up for one of our free accounts? You'll get 50% discounts at any hotel you stay at! Valid only for stays longer than 8 nights. Offer not compatible with Best Western, Motel 6, and Hiltons and not available in the Lower 48 states, Canada, Asia, and Antarctic research stations. Expires March 1, 2012. Sam ^Tally-ho! 06:48, 5 January 2012 (UTC)

What? The offers get better every time! At this rate nobody will join until you offer them 'Emperor of the Known Universe for a (Mercurian) day'... Peter ^{Urist for Mod!}(MW) 06:58, 5 January 2012 (UTC)

I believe that's next month's offer. Sam ^Tally-ho! 07:16, 5 January 2012 (UTC)

I'll be sure to make a sock at the time. Peter ^{Quasniki 2012!} (MW) 07:53, 5 January 2012 (UTC)

That's why we have our "employees of RationalWiki and their families are not eligible" policy. Radioactive afikomen ^{Please ignore all my awful pre-2014 comments.} 09:14, 6 January 2012 (UTC)

What about their pets? Peter^{Quasniki 2012!} 09:15, 6 January 2012 (UTC)

Animals haven't been allowed to join since Trent got mauled by Arthropleura. Our resident legal expert also says that signing an animal up for an account may break laws against animal abuse. Radioactive afikomen ^{Please ignore all my awful pre-2014 comments.} 09:20, 6 January 2012 (UTC)

What about food?--Dumpling (talk) 09:22, 6 January 2012 (UTC)

Indeed. I shall be Pizza, considering we already have Pi. Peter^{Quasniki 2012!} 09:24, 6 January 2012 (UTC)

AHAHAHAHAHA! I approve! --Dumpling (talk) 09:29, 6 January 2012 (UTC)