User talk:Commodore Guff

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Greetings, Commodore, and welcome to that snug centrifuge of the internets, RationalWiki! Thank you for joining us! I hope you enjoy your time here. Radioactive afikomen ^{Please ignore all my awful pre-2014 comments.} 03:29, 5 January 2009 (EST)

Wow, that was quick. Never got a greeting on CP and I've had an account there for nearly two years. :( --Commodore Guff 03:30, 5 January 2009 (EST)

You're welcome. : ) And look on the bright side: Ed Poor hasn't demanded a writing plan from you yet. Radioactive afikomen ^{Please ignore all my awful pre-2014 comments.} 03:41, 5 January 2009 (EST)

The welcome mat is always laid out quick here... sometimes suspiciously quickly. :P ArmondikoV^sshole 05:49, 5 January 2009 (EST)

Indeed. Such quickness in editing is indicative of a double-, triple-, or even potentially quadruple-parodist. I'm keeping an eye on you. Commodore Guff (blocked for five years) 05:54, 5 January 2009 (EST)

We will need a plan of what you plan to write, a writing plan, if you will, before you continue, Cmmr. Gruff!!!! Oh, and Welcome to the Dollhouse! Nice exploit... ħuman 22:50, 5 January 2009 (EST)

Sysopery

Congratulations, Commodore! You have been demoted into a dreaded janitor! (Can I call you "Dread Guff" now?)

Anywho, here's your bucket, mop, and instruction manual. Try not to get too drunk on power, okay? : ) Radioactive afikomen ^{Please ignore all my awful pre-2014 comments.} 23:14, 12 January 2009 (EST)

And my dad said I would never accomplish anything. Commodore Guff (blocked for five years) 06:56, 13 January 2009 (EST)

I'm trying to come up with a witty response that isn't completely soul-crushing... but I can't (that must mean I'm not a very nice person). Radioactive afikomen ^{Please ignore all my awful pre-2014 comments.} 08:21, 13 January 2009 (EST)