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Welcome to the Dollhouse! ħumanUser talk:Human 23:07, 12 October 2008 (EDT)

Thanks, Human. I just discovered this site yesterday. On the other hand, I've been deriving entertainment from CP for about a year now. Godspeed 21:15, 13 October 2008 (EDT)
Welcome Wave.gif to the fucked-up suicidal lemming of the internet and Godspeed, Godspeed. - User For best results also use RationalWiki moisturizing conditioner 21:18, 13 October 2008 (EDT)
Nice gif. Godspeed! Godspeed 21:23, 13 October 2008 (EDT)

Greetings, Godspeed! May our mighty goatspeed complement your own godspeed! : ) Star of David.png Radioactive afikomen Please ignore all my awful pre-2014 comments. 00:21, 14 October 2008 (EDT)

Thanks, Radioactive. What is it with goats around here anyway? Godspeed 11:11, 14 October 2008 (EDT)
You have not yet been enlightened? Hath you not received the blessing of the Most Wise and Gracious Goat? Star of David.png Radioactive afikomen Please ignore all my awful pre-2014 comments. 15:24, 14 October 2008 (EDT)
Goat is the unofficial mascot here. No one is quite sure why. Observe the omnipresence of the goat! Star of David.png Radioactive afikomen Please ignore all my awful pre-2014 comments. 15:24, 14 October 2008 (EDT)
It's because not only are they cute and cuddly, but they make good eating! ħumanUser talk:Human 02:17, 7 November 2008 (EST)

Message from the RationalWiki Ministry of Demotion and Personal Impediment[edit]

Dear Godspeed/archive 1,

We regret to inform you that you have been demoted to the rank of sysop. You are requested to report to a bureaucrat, at your nearest possible convenience, to be assigned a mop and bucket for the purposes of cleaning up the mess around here. If you have any further questions please refer to the enclosed pamphlet So you are now a sysop.

Your Sincerely,

Sir Reginald Albert Humfildink-Hollingsworth the Third,
Under-secretary of the Chief-secretary of the Personal-secretary of the Minister.

Gentlemen, a section break is being inserted to prevent the further corrupting of the sysophoodship template of the user who is approximating Pi[edit]

The template idea seems to be a massive failure. - User 07:48, 18 November 2008 (EST)

Thanks for the sysophood, but I have under 50 edits. Godspeed 07:49, 18 November 2008 (EST)

How did you know about the 50 edit rule? - User 07:50, 18 November 2008 (EST)

I didn't know about that rule; it just seemed like I wouldn't have been on-wiki long enough to be a sysop. Godspeed 07:55, 18 November 2008 (EST)
Well, it's a rule of thumb; where the thumb has been based with a hammer. Not sure if that metaphore makes sense, but it's close. Anyway, you managed CP a year without finding this place? Impressive. Though I suppose you have to dig quite deep to find the people who are constantly asking; What is this site which is blocked by the spam filter and censored? Surely Prof. Lenski wouldn't use pornography to illustrate his point?! ArmondikoVsshole 08:21, 18 November 2008 (EST)
I wasn't really on it every day. The references to "elsewhere" and "the other place" did start to clue me in. Surely the House of Lords doesn't discuss Conservapedia.
Well, you learn something new every day. I'm glad to see Andy and Ken are keeping tradition alive, though I hope no-one tells them it seems to be a European tradition, they'll freak! ArmondikoVsshole 11:31, 18 November 2008 (EST)


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Deleted pages[edit]

You can view deleted pages without restoring. When you click on the page it says view or restore x deleted edits, after you click on that down the bottom is a heading Page history by clicking on the timestamp you can see that revision. - π 04:06, 8 August 2009 (UTC)

Works for me. Since I rarely admin anyway. Godspeed (talk) 12:11, 8 August 2009 (UTC)

Under your hat[edit]

RBIC. OK? Redchuck.gif ГенгисRationalWiki GOLD memberModerator 18:53, 19 October 2011 (UTC)


I don't get it... what am I missing here? rpeh •TCE 14:51, 19 July 2012 (UTC)

A woman gives birth by the side of the road, and it's her husband who's the hero? That's where I was going with that. Godspeed (talk) 15:24, 19 July 2012 (UTC)
Well... if that's it, you get voted down. Very poor. Must try harder. rpeh •TCE 20:00, 19 July 2012 (UTC)

hey buddy[edit]

get a beer tomorrow? Nutty Roux100x100 anarchy symbol.svg 21:14, 15 May 2013 (UTC)

Can't tomorrow. How about Sunday or Monday next week? Godspeed (talk) 21:18, 15 May 2013 (UTC)
Sunday afternoon at Happy Village? Supposed to be really nice this weekend. Nutty Roux100x100 anarchy symbol.svg 21:57, 15 May 2013 (UTC)