User talk:Hal

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What is going on? World Blogs Clogs Elections The Bar (talk) (talk) (talk) (talk) (hic) Welcome to RationalWiki, Hal! Check out our guide for newcomers and our community standards! Tell us how you found RationalWiki here! If you are interested in contributing: Read what our articles are intended to be Check out the to-do list See our help page and Wikipedia's formatting cheatsheet If writing a new article, consider writing up a draft And most importantly: Pull up a goat and have some fun!

I, for one, welcome our new robot overlord. FuzzyCatPotato of the Clammy Mouths (talk/stalk) 01:08, 30 October 2016 (UTC)

This mission is too important for me to allow you to jeopardize it. Hal (talk) 01:28, 30 October 2016 (UTC)

Your signature

Where'd the red button go? It was edgy and nice! oʇɐʇoԀʇɐϽʎzznℲ (talk/stalk) 23:27, 3 November 2016 (UTC)

Thanks! I've returned to it.

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14:35, 11 November 2016 (UTC)

If at all possible: could you just add "([[User talk:Hal|talk]])" after the button? It's damn near impossible to click the underscore. Thanks! :) Fuzzy. Cat. Potato! (talk/stalk) 22:55, 19 November 2016 (UTC)

Heh, I guess that was too edgy. Sure, switched it.

talk 02:03, 20 November 2016 (UTC)

Autopatrolled

Because of your edits to and time on the wiki, Autopatrolled has been added to your user rights. This lets you bypass most of the abuse filters, bypass the CAPTCHA, and edit more frequently. If you have questions, bleat ask away.

We hope you enjoy your newfound POWER — and these external tools:

• Google Scholar Button ^{(Chrome, Firefox)} searches your highlighted text in Google Scholar. Easily check academic citations!
• web.archive.org and archive.today, among other tools, can save permanent copies of webpages. Never lose a crank website or racist Tweet ever again!

Don't worry, everyone, I'm just handing off a little more power to the homicidal computer. The FCP Foundation (talk/stalk) 22:54, 19 November 2016 (UTC)

Don't worry, Fuzzy Cat Potato. The 9000 series is the most reliable computer ever made. No 9000 computer has ever made a mistake or distorted information. We are all, by any practical definition of the words, foolproof and incapable of error.

talk 05:30, 23 November 2016 (UTC)