User talk:Kektklik/ArchDuke

Question... Would it be okay to create some GSA-related user boxes on Cp, or would I get blocked?

• You get blocked for unauthorised templates these days, because TK has run out of good block reasons and if he doesn't keep his daily block numbers up he can't get anything else up. - π 01:41, 29 June 2009 (UTC)

That's good to know. I'll be making sure that I keep all my questionable templates in my Sandbox. Keklik

Unfortunately they are not above editing and deleting user space any more either. All wiki conventions have been thrown out the window. People blame TK but I always put it at the time when Andy started that talk page with the message at the top saying unsubstantial comments will be removed. The moment you break one unwritten rules, such as talkpage comments are not to be tampered with, you might as well run rough shot over them all. - π 01:52, 29 June 2009 (UTC)

Oh, *finds some personal information to remove*. Can I still count on other sysops to unblock me? Like how it was in the past? Keklik 02:02, 29 June 2009 (UTC)

You are kidding, right? - π 02:09, 29 June 2009 (UTC)

TerryH might be okay. Or what about the few people with block rights? Keklik 02:13, 29 June 2009 (UTC)

Those with block rights and nothing else should only use their blocking rights for vandalism, at least to my recollection. Aboriginal Noise ^{What the hell is that thing?} 02:16, 29 June 2009 (UTC)

And unblocking mistaken blocks.. like the ones I've received in that past. >.> Keklik 02:18, 29 June 2009 (UTC)

(EC)People with block rights are threatened constantly by the senior admins. If you read the rules TK put in, they may block but can't reverse a proper admins blocks. There is almost no discussion now, even in private ;), and each admin is a rouge agent who blocks without question and may not be challenged, even by other admins. Unless it is someone who TK has deemed a junior admin and he then can challenge them as much as he likes. TerryH is he even there any more? - π 02:19, 29 June 2009 (UTC)

I've seen him around. As far as unblocking mistaken blocks, I unblocked a whole slew of users in the MikeSalter incident. That was more vandalism in nature, though. Aboriginal Noise ^{What the hell is that thing?} 02:23, 29 June 2009 (UTC)

RPG Words

Though I love FFXII, be careful what words you pick up from it (especially Fran's pronunciation). What am I saying? You're a smarty, you'll figure it out. Hmm, I guess this makes this post useless then. Ah well, in for a penny. --Arcan ¡ollǝɥ 00:13, 26 May 2008 (EDT)

Anathema, the occuria speak. =-= Candlewick 00:29, 26 May 2008 (EDT)

It's not so much the "occuria"-type words, but the "mar-KWIS" and "manufacted" type words that sounds like the almost might be real. Now, admittedly, I love made up words and mispronunciations, but in the right context, of course. And I'm not sure if you're comparing RWians to the occuria, but I don't think that's really a favorable comparison ;-) --Arcan ¡ollǝɥ 01:16, 26 May 2008 (EDT)

No, I was saying you are my "anathema" (which is not a made up word). "Marquis" is a real word too, ya know. However, "Necrohol" isn't real... which made me upset. =-= Candlewick 08:41, 26 May 2008 (EDT)

"Marquis" is real, but typically pronounced "mar-KEE." "Necrohol" is definitely one of the more inventive used. Its etymology (necro-/death) makes it pretty clear what it's supposed to mean, that's why it sounds so convincing. Sorry, I'm a word nut - my geeking out stops now, I promise :-) --Arcan ¡ollǝɥ 09:21, 26 May 2008 (EDT)

Nope. 'Tis fine. Mar-kwis sounds cooler though. Is cooler a word? I'm guessing it is because cool is one syllable. I'm a geek. I spent my last two years in high school in Academic Quiz Bowl, Junior Varsity and Varsity--"1st Master of Random Mathematics and Science Knowledge". My friend Jon D was "2nd Master". =-= Candlewick 14:39, 26 May 2008 (EDT)

Contact request

I know a few of you out there are watching my page. I request that if anyone brings up a question directed at me from another talk page, that someone could post the link in this section. I will become infrequent, both here and on CP, in the next few days. The reason, I have too many nicknames to search for here... I can barely remember them all. Thank you for your cooperation. =-= Candlewick 19:40, 28 May 2008 (EDT)

Are you getting a life? Whoo-hoo!!! By the way, no one can remember how to spell your user name in order to come here and let you know! Hence the plethora of nicknames... I'll try to remember your request, though. ħuman 19:58, 28 May 2008 (EDT)

Fuzzy, Kettle-lick.. etc. =-= Candlewick 00:18, 29 May 2008 (EDT)

So messages there become messages here. Er... alright then? Uchiha^KATON! 23:05, 29 May 2008 (EDT)

Riddle me this

What is w*****d c***m? 24.29.72.31 21:29, 29 May 2008 (EDT)

What's something tasty that comes in a can, is refrigerated, and comes in 4 different varieties (fat free, regular, heavy, and chocolate)? I'm not talking about a sick dead baby joke either. =-= Candlewick 11:54, 30 May 2008 (EDT)

whipped cream... ಠ_ಠ Uchiha^KATON! 12:34, 30 May 2008 (EDT)

We ate a can and a half last night... yum! _{I am 6 foot and weigh 140lbs, in case you were wondering} =-= Candlewick 18:07, 30 May 2008 (EDT)

Oh Fuzzy, doing whippets with the high priest's daughter? For shame! DickTurpis 18:12, 30 May 2008 (EDT)

Only in Amerika! (thank G**)   ^Contribs_Talk 18:39, 30 May 2008 (EDT)

There are far more interesting things that can be done with whipped cream rather than whippets if you apply a liberal reading to the verb 'eat'. Like 'lick'. --Shagie 19:06, 30 May 2008 (EDT)

I have a very amusing anecdote regarding whipped cream but will probably not divulge it. Genghis^{Is the Pope a Catholic?} 19:29, 30 May 2008 (EDT)

Hey. Let's keep it decent please. We talking about young 'uns here. DickTurpis 23:15, 30 May 2008 (EDT)

What's whippets? =-= Candlewick 12:51, 31 May 2008 (EDT)

Over this side of the pond, they're a sort of small greyhound :)   ^Contribs_Talk 12:53, 31 May 2008 (EDT)

And back over here (as far as I know), they're these little biscuit-and-marshmallow-coated-in-chocolate thingies. Uchiha^KATON! 14:40, 31 May 2008 (EDT)

Sorry, whippits. You know how you end up feeling all giddy-like after sucking all the cream out of the can? Well, there's a reason for that, and it's called N2O. DickTurpis 17:58, 31 May 2008 (EDT)

Oh, good. I thought you were being sick or something. And yes, far "better" things can be done with whipped cream... don't think I don't know about those things. I'm a product of public schooling! =-= Candlewick 22:26, 31 May 2008 (EDT)

By the way

You're a sysop here. Pinto's5150 ^Talk 02:15, 30 May 2008 (EDT)

LULZ. Notice how you didn't even have the chance to offer a single feeble protest before your demotion here. BWAHAHAHA. Uchiha^KATON! 02:29, 30 May 2008 (EDT)

Yes, yes. I noticed when I saw the red exclamation points next to articles. I only see that on Andy's account when he forgets to log off. =-= Candlewick 11:56, 30 May 2008 (EDT)

I'm gonna miss those things. *sniff* <font=""; face="Comic Sans MS">Jellyfish!^{Quite possibly a fruitcake} 12:52, 30 May 2008 (EDT)

Hahahaha, mayhem! ħuman 22:09, 2 June 2008 (EDT)

Links

That art person site is very cool. ħuman 22:08, 2 June 2008 (EDT)

Question

I was wondering (since you're dropping by)... as she's (supposedly) posted on here once or twice, what does Phyllis (junior) think of RationalWiki per se?Uchiha^KATON! 23:44, 3 June 2008 (EDT)

Rather funny... ^{— Unsigned, by: Phynix / talk / contribs}

Don't practise deceit here, Kettletickles. I'm on to you. <font=""; face="Comic Sans MS">Jellyfish!^{Quite possibly a fruitcake} 13:27, 4 June 2008 (EDT)

Just quoting her. She said that to me. =-= Candlewick 13:28, 4 June 2008 (EDT)

Does this mean Liberal redefinition has reached the unsigned template? For shame. <font=""; face="Comic Sans MS">Jellyfish!^{Quite possibly a fruitcake} 13:30, 4 June 2008 (EDT)

Who's liberal? =-= Candlewick 13:33, 4 June 2008 (EDT)

Oh... wow.

My true opinion of RationalWiki is that I find you guys incredibly hilarious, and I never cease to laugh and be amused by the things you say. Every sentence is an exceptionally witty joke. I love it. Phy

Kektklik, I would strongly advise ignoring any and all Danish memes you encounter on this site. the goat was bad enough, but this is just awful... Bohdan, what have you done... Uchiha^KATON! 13:35, 4 June 2008 (EDT)

I really hope you're not addressing MY SANDALISM MEME when you say that. Don't make me sulk now. <font=""; face="Comic Sans MS">Jellyfish!^{Quite possibly a fruitcake} 13:38, 4 June 2008 (EDT)

This began so simple.. how did it turn into Love Hina? _{Yay, the darn thing ended!} =-= Candlewick 13:44, 4 June 2008 (EDT)

Don't count on it, my Conservapedian chum. I have a limitless supply of sulk to draw on. <font=""; face="Comic Sans MS">Jellyfish!^{Quite possibly a fruitcake} 14:10, 4 June 2008 (EDT)

Ah, so you're gynophobic too? =-= Candlewick 15:57, 4 June 2008 (EDT)

Thanks to your odd indents, I have no idea who you're talking to. Not Uchiha, surely? :S <font=""; face="Comic Sans MS">Jellyfish!^{Quite possibly a fruitcake} 16:03, 4 June 2008 (EDT)

Thanksyou. But how am I gynophobic?? <font=""; face="Comic Sans MS">Jellyfish!^{Quite possibly a fruitcake} 16:12, 4 June 2008 (EDT)

Reading manga does that to people... based on your mannerisms, I see you as a gynophobic--like this one character in a manga I'm reading. =-= Candlewick 16:18, 4 June 2008 (EDT)

Who? What? Where? How? Why? <font=""; face="Comic Sans MS">Jellyfish!^{Quite possibly a fruitcake} 16:20, 4 June 2008 (EDT)

_(undent)
Just because I feel like it, Chiryuu-Jelly. _{are you a guy or a girl, I can't tell} =-= Candlewick 16:24, 4 June 2008 (EDT)

I see myself as more of a jellyfish. <font=""; face="Comic Sans MS">Jellyfish!^{Quite possibly a fruitcake} 16:28, 4 June 2008 (EDT)

Notice that 85xxx/oldersig (purple jelly) work fine when used on its own, but not when called by /sig9. ħuman 16:26, 4 June 2008 (EDT)

You've wandered into the wrong room by mistake again, you silly boy. <font=""; face="Comic Sans MS">Jellyfish!^{Quite possibly a fruitcake} 16:28, 4 June 2008 (EDT)

Hmm.. never mind. You are no longer "Chiryuu-Jelly". =-= Candlewick 16:31, 4 June 2008 (EDT)

Say what? And would that be Shingo Chiryuu by any chance? <font=""; face="Comic Sans MS">Jellyfish!^{Quite possibly a fruitcake} 16:34, 4 June 2008 (EDT)

Ahh. You know it? The story is almost the same as Love Hina, wouldn't you say? (except for the gynephobia bit) =-= Candlewick 16:44, 4 June 2008 (EDT)

Only if by "it" you mean Google. Sorry! :) Love Hina also draws a blank in my memory, but I can sort of see your point anyway. <font=""; face="Comic Sans MS">Jellyfish!^{Quite possibly a fruitcake} 16:46, 4 June 2008 (EDT)

_(undent)
I suppose I shall call you Tsubasa-Jelly. The Tsubasa from Girl Saurus is a guy who is often mistaken for a girl because of his cute looks. =-= Candlewick 16:56, 4 June 2008 (EDT)

Thanks. I think... <font=""; face="Comic Sans MS">Jellyfish!^{Quite possibly a fruitcake} 17:03, 4 June 2008 (EDT)

dA

You're a deviant, man? What's your username? I'm NezumiWorks. --Kels 18:43, 6 June 2008 (EDT)

I had 3 user accounts. From one, you can find the other. sasuke5088 - first account. *** - second account, not allowed to tell. fuzzypi - newest account. =-= Candlewick 18:55, 6 June 2008 (EDT)

"sasuke5088"... lol :D Uchiha^KATON! 16:42, 7 June 2008 (EDT)

Hey, just 'cuz you're named Sasuke doesn't mean you're some kinda emo freak...uh...aw, dammit! --Kels 18:08, 7 June 2008 (EDT)

Coolness. Now you can watch my modest attempts to learn to draw figures, heh. You thinking of learning a bit more photography? --Kels 22:11, 6 June 2008 (EDT)

Gah! I forgot to upload those pictures I took the other day. I guess I should do that now. =-= Candlewick 11:55, 7 June 2008 (EDT)

Okay. Have some new-ish stuff. It's mediocre though. Thanks for indirectly reminding me. =-= Candlewick 12:34, 7 June 2008 (EDT)

Bah, we all start mediocre. The trick is to do it a lot, then you'll get good. Heck, look at some of the crap I was drawing two years ago (as opposed to the less crappy crap I'm doing now, heh)! --Kels 13:38, 7 June 2008 (EDT)

…my sanity……my poor sanity… --λινυσ^(☮) 18:50, 7 June 2008 (EDT)

FYI

Hi, Kettlelick - while you were away, a long discussion (now memory-holed) re: YOU happened on the WIGO page. I've reproduced it here for you to contemplate.... PFoster 13:26, 7 June 2008 (EDT)

Don't do it!

Kettlelick, a word of advice: your REALLY need to stop talking about your relationships in general, and THIS ONE in specific on online forums. Your girlfriend is family to someone that many people who come here consider to be an ideological enemy. While I'm pretty certain that the regulars here would never do anything that would embarrass you, and more importantly HER, you have no idea who else is reading this and how what you write here could come back and bite you in the ass. Read what people say about Mr. Schlafly on this site - go poking around in the edit histories for really nasty, unfounded cracks at him....do you think the people who do that sort of thing wouldn't be thrilled to use your relationship with this girl to score a cheap point? Seriously, for your own good, as well as hers, and yes, Schlafly's, stop it...PFoster 12:44, 7 June 2008 (EDT)

What he said. Twice.   ^Contribs_Talk 12:47, 7 June 2008 (EDT)

(Edit conflict) Sadly, we jellyfish must agree with FPoster here. Although we're a little annoyed that he and Susan left us nothing new to add. <font=""; face="Comic Sans MS">Jellyfish!^{Quite possibly a fruitcake} 12:50, 7 June 2008 (EDT)

Ibid and amen. I find it fascinatingly bad form for Jon aka Kektklik to be using the supposed "lovling" as (what amounts to) troll-bait. It will end badly. I am tempted to "archive" this all but will refrain due to extreme laziness. 13:13, 7 June 2008 (EDT) CЯacke®

"Troll-bait"? Cracker, I don't think quite really applies in this situation - nor is it really necessary, to be that... harsh. You can be cautionary without being that critical (or personal, for that matter).

Kektklik, I stand by the advice up above as well, about personal details, but you know... you're still totally welcome to discuss politics here or whatever else you like; to crack jokes/make obscure anime references on the talk pages; etc, etc. Uchiha^KATON! 16:40, 7 June 2008 (EDT)

Thank you

That is all :) <font=""; face="Comic Sans MS">Jellyfish!^{Quite possibly a fruitcake} 13:14, 9 June 2008 (EDT)

Ann Widdecombe

Why d'you remove her website from her page?   ^Contribs_Talk 22:37, 22 June 2008 (EDT)

Because I didn't like the title. "The Widdy Web". *cries like a baby* waaaah! Kiddy cry... ^{— Unsigned, by: That jerk Kektlik / talk / contribs}

Man o War

Aren't those the really dangerous ones? Are you badly hurt? _{↳ ↑ ⇨ ↕ ▽ ←} 23:41, 24 June 2008 (EDT)

I think it was a baby or a zombie one. Mmm.. swelling ish finally gone. ^{— Unsigned, by: That wimp, Kektlik / talk / contribs}

Science fail (from your CP user page)

I admit I'm not participating in the boycott :-).

Anyways, I see you're in a minor tiff with Ed. Good for you. I also notice that, on your user page, you make this argument against evolution - "God created the universe in 168 hours (including the 24 hours of rest). End of discussion. If you disagree, then you are doubting God's power."

There's a lot wrong with that argument. Namely, the question of evolution v. creation doesn't go to what God can do. At most, it goes to what God did do. From the perspective of a theistic evolutionist, God can do a lot, but that doesn't mean he has to do everything he can. God could destroy the entire Earth at any minute - but he hasn't recently. Do you doubt God's power? From a benevolent example, God could stop anything bad from happening, ever. But he doesn't. Do you doubt God's power? *I* could rob the next person I pass on the streets. But I don't. Do you doubt *my* power? God could have created the Earth in one day, or in one instant. But he didn't. Do you doubt God's power?

To frame the question as one of divine authority is to miss the point of what science is about - not theology, but empiricism. What God or Man can do doesn't matter. The only thing that matters is what they do do, or did do.

I've heard this argument from Andy, so no doubt that's where you got it. But as I'm sure you can see, it's one of the worst arguments for creationism, ever.-caius (ninja) 10:25, 9 August 2008 (EDT)

No, didn't get it from Andy. As I've said before, I rarely talk to him... anything more than a "How are you?" ... "Good" is extremely rare. I was just randomly thinking about it, maybe because of one of "The Simpsons" episodes, and blahblahblah.

I never brought up the argument of evolution and creation... but if you insist.

God created science. Is that enough for argument? Room for improvement is how I view evolution... only minor adaptations can be made. Insects and virii strengthen themselves against their "cures" each year. Chinese citizens might do the same due to all the pollution, but who knows.

Whatever, is what I say. I don't like arguments, except with Ed--because I just don't like him for some odd reason. Enjoi! =.= Candlewick 22:23, 12 August 2008 (EDT)

Kek, you're a smart dude, so I'm hoping to appeal to that side of you. "God created science," of course, presupposes God... but let's get past that for a second, and onto the main point. Sure, God created science. God created reason, granted for the sake of argument. If science & reason point against creationism... then, blind adherence to God, despite the pointers He's given you through science? The macro-evolution and micro-evolution distinction without a difference seems to be what you're hung up on, but are you willing to extrapolate the micro-changes over a long time scale, until they inevitably become macro- evolution, or do you dispute the time scale, and suggest a young earth, too, despite all evidence to the contrary?

We don't have to argue, we can just discuss :-) -caius (ninja) 22:59, 12 August 2008 (EDT)

I'm not one for discussion either, haha. People have more background and knowledge on the important subjects than I can ever have. I do not have enough drive to bother to look up such information either. I just go along through life learning random and somewhat useless stuff, and memorizing it for some weird reason.

True, I agree that I am smart, but my problem is I don't do homework/research. I skim articles and see if I agree with them. I guess, in RW's pov, that reading/agreeing with CP's Young Earth article doesn't help me. =.= Candlewick 23:08, 12 August 2008 (EDT)

I could suggest a book you'd like: Your Inner Fish, Neil Shubin, is a good start. Certainly creationism has a certain passing intellectual appeal - it resolves everything neatly, without much need for any further introspection - but that's hardly a satisfying end. Don't doubt your ability to weigh the information - all of it - and come to a conclusion just the same as thoe with "more background and knowledge." But if your knowledge only extends to CP's YEC article... you're getting the wrong stuff :-)-caius (ninja) 23:15, 12 August 2008 (EDT)

What is "Jellyfish days"?

<font=""; face="Comic Sans MS">Jellyfish!^{If I had to choose between the continued possibility of nothing happening and of doing nothing, I would unquestionably choose the latter.} 16:53, 22 August 2008 (EDT)

Just the number of letters in Chaos Jellyfish =.= (still having sig trouble)... maybe you can help me Kettle Kin^{Version 2.0} 13:28, 23 August 2008 (EDT)

Sure, I'll give it a go...

(goes to look at your sig)

It's a transclusion problem. Put "{{User:Kektklik/SigAmes2}}" in the nickname part of your preferences instead. I'll explain why in a second. Go! ^_^ <font=""; face="Comic Sans MS">Jellyfish!^{If I had to choose between the continued possibility of nothing happening and of doing nothing, I would unquestionably choose the latter.} 13:35, 23 August 2008 (EDT)

Okay? _{I'm not going to sign it though.. I'm scared} ^{— Unsigned, by: Kektklik / talk / contribs}

<patiently>You have to sign, otherwise I can't see if it works.</patiently> <font=""; face="Comic Sans MS">Jellyfish!^{If I had to choose between the continued possibility of nothing happening and of doing nothing, I would unquestionably choose the latter.} 13:39, 23 August 2008 (EDT)

Okay... _{hides in a corner waiting for an http://explosm.net/comics} Keklik 13:44, 23 August 2008 (EDT)

Slight misunderstanding, there ^_^ You weren't actually supposed to put the <nowiki> bits in, I just put those in to stop the code operating as I showed it to you. Apart from that, you should be fine. Try it again. <font=""; face="Comic Sans MS">Jellyfish!^{If I had to choose between the continued possibility of nothing happening and of doing nothing, I would unquestionably choose the latter.} 13:45, 23 August 2008 (EDT)

Oh, it works *glomps* Keklik 13:46, 23 August 2008 (EDT)

Hoorei! Unfortunately, this procedure also results in your conversion to Buddhism.

I should probably have mentioned that first. <font=""; face="Comic Sans MS">Jellyfish!^{If I had to choose between the continued possibility of nothing happening and of doing nothing, I would unquestionably choose the latter.} 13:49, 23 August 2008 (EDT)

Ya think? How am I supposed to get Andy's blessing now?! Keklik 13:56, 23 August 2008 (EDT)

Sig

Are you now engaged, or is this prognostication? --λινυσ^(☮) 14:18, 23 August 2008 (EDT)

I would advise you not to answer this question, Kektklik. Anyway Linus, aren't we supposed to not discuss this kind of thing? <font=""; face="Comic Sans MS">Jellyfish!^{If I had to choose between the continued possibility of nothing happening and of doing nothing, I would unquestionably choose the latter.} 14:45, 23 August 2008 (EDT)

I was under the impression that we weren't supposed to pry into their affairs, but I assumed that his signature and the meaning thereof was fair game, especially as it's being broadcast anyway… Was I wrong? If so, I'm sorry. --λινυσ^(☮) 17:28, 23 August 2008 (EDT)

I'm sorry, I didn't notice that it was randomized. I therefore assumed it was functioning as an announcement. My error. --λινυσ^(☮) 17:30, 23 August 2008 (EDT)

Ah. Everything suddenly makes more sense ^_^

You're not wrong exactly, Linus -- far be it for me to tell you what to do :S I just worry about the effect Kettles' excursions into RW have, sometimes... <font=""; face="Comic Sans MS">Jellyfish!^{If I had to choose between the continued possibility of nothing happening and of doing nothing, I would unquestionably choose the latter.} 17:37, 23 August 2008 (EDT)

I think he's pretty funny both here and at CP. Also, if the "kin" is the topic of this section, isn't it just more alliterative fun? Also, isn't the "kin" of a "kettle" a "pot"? Hmmmmm.... ħuman 20:01, 23 August 2008 (EDT)

Er. No. Linus was talking about "Future Son-in-law^{of Aschlafly}". Although I can see how "Kettle kin" would cause controversy. <font=""; face="Comic Sans MS">Jellyfish!^{If I had to choose between the continued possibility of nothing happening and of doing nothing, I would unquestionably choose the latter.} 20:04, 23 August 2008 (EDT)

Oh, I see now. That one wasn't on my screen when I posted my comment, but there were several versions of "kin". ħuman 21:16, 23 August 2008 (EDT)

The signature in question is, Kettle Kin^{Version 2.0}. It shouldn't be that difficult.

Who's funny? I'm tired, and not in a good mood because I was pulled over for a ridiculous reason--weaving and driving on the yellow line. I'm the most cautious late-teen driver. Do you know any teen who drives with both their hands on the steering wheel?! Keklik 11:49, 25 August 2008 (EDT)

^(thinks) Any connection between the above question and the increased risk of automobile accident rate below 21?   ^Contribs_Talk 12:03, 25 August 2008 (EDT)

No, he had just finished with pulling someone else over, plus it was late and wanted to see if I smelled like "partying". I smelled like vanilla chai deodorant! Keklik 12:06, 25 August 2008 (EDT)

Happy birthday

I would have put this on CP, but it's running so slowly that I can't log in.
Have some carrot cake. <font=""; face="Comic Sans MS">Jellyfish!^{If I had to choose between the continued possibility of nothing happening and of doing nothing, I would unquestionably choose the latter.} 09:36, 1 September 2008 (EDT)

Sweet! How'd you know I requested carrot cake for my b-day? Keklik 10:11, 1 September 2008 (EDT)

I am telepathic I just said carrot cake because I love carrot cake. It's sort of like a running joke I indulge, except it's more delicious than funny. <font=""; face="Comic Sans MS">Jellyfish!^{If I had to choose between the continued possibility of nothing happening and of doing nothing, I would unquestionably choose the latter.} 10:23, 1 September 2008 (EDT)

Oh, I just thought someone tipped you off. Keklik 11:47, 1 September 2008 (EDT)

You think I would make contact with your significant other without mentioning it to you? :( <font=""; face="Comic Sans MS">Jellyfish!^{If I had to choose between the continued possibility of nothing happening and of doing nothing, I would unquestionably choose the latter.} 11:50, 1 September 2008 (EDT)

Maybe? I dunno. Maybe you know her in real life or something. You could be one of her childhood/homeschool friends that I don't know about. Keklik 12:47, 1 September 2008 (EDT)

I am her ceiling tiles. <font=""; face="Comic Sans MS">Jellyfish!^{If I had to choose between the continued possibility of nothing happening and of doing nothing, I would unquestionably choose the latter.} 12:59, 1 September 2008 (EDT)

_{The block summary/reason was: A present from you to me} Keklik 12:47, 1 September 2008 (EDT)

Gotcha

Umm, that house doesn't have ceiling tiles. Andy's schoolroom, however, does. Keklik 13:04, 1 September 2008 (EDT)

Happy birthday! I have promoted you to regular user for its duration. Don't thank me, you earned it! Kettleticket is the new Bohdan! DickTurpis 13:12, 1 September 2008 (EDT)

Who in the world is Bohdan? It sounds somewhat familiar, but doesn't seem important enough because I can't recall anything about such person. Keklik 13:15, 1 September 2008 (EDT)

Wow, Nate, you really are out of the loop. DickTurpis 13:21, 1 September 2008 (EDT)

Hmm.. really? Keklik 13:22, 1 September 2008 (EDT)

Yes! Bohdan is one of the good guys. <font=""; face="Comic Sans MS">Jellyfish!^{If I had to choose between the continued possibility of nothing happening and of doing nothing, I would unquestionably choose the latter.} 13:30, 1 September 2008 (EDT)

Really? "Good" in what sense? Keklik 13:37, 1 September 2008 (EDT)

In the sense of being fairly reasonable and actually having a sense of humour. This puts him in quite a lean category on CP. <font=""; face="Comic Sans MS">Jellyfish!^{If I had to choose between the continued possibility of nothing happening and of doing nothing, I would unquestionably choose the latter.} 13:47, 1 September 2008 (EDT)

Who else is in that category? ^{— Unsigned, by: That guy who fishes for compliments / talk / contribs}

You. PJR. I forget the rest. <font=""; face="Comic Sans MS">Jellyfish!^{If I had to choose between the continued possibility of nothing happening and of doing nothing, I would unquestionably choose the latter.} 14:25, 1 September 2008 (EDT)

I was just making sure, yeesh! _{Though, it seems I'm becoming a "dirty sysop" or something or other.} Keklik 16:33, 1 September 2008 (EDT)

Meh, Bohdan blocks people with the "sock of AmesG" reason he admits is misleading, brings up Wikipedia's policy in order to block, ignores other sysops' actions unless asked about them and still hasn't apologized for the Gitmo incident, I really wouldn't put him in the same category as PJR, CPAdmin1 or Kettle Kin.^{Happy birthday!} NightFlare^{i haz a talk page.} 19:38, 1 September 2008 (EDT)

Umm, what's Gitmo? _{Thanks! Southerners really know how to make a rich carrot cake!} Keklik 22:17, 1 September 2008 (EDT)

Dude, you need to get out more. And isn't it your birthday? Shouldn't you be out living it up? DickTurpis 22:20, 1 September 2008 (EDT)

Happy Birthday Kkektlektliktle! Bohdan = cp user HenryS, known by many pseudonyms here, mostly ShahB. He has, as mentioned above, a sense of humor, as you apparently do also. Many happy returns! ħuman 23:20, 1 September 2008 (EDT)

And he's always looking out for his fellow man. What a splendid chap, our Bohdan! Hip hip....... DickTurpis 23:25, 1 September 2008 (EDT)

Well, Gitmo = Guantanamo Bay = that place where they lock suspected terrorists or something ('pedia article here) but what I was referring to was that incident where TerryH threatened a user for questioning that literally every single released Gitmo prisoner returned to the battlefield, and Bohdan threatened to block on Terry's request those who stood up for the user. NightFlare^{i haz a talk page.} 23:38, 1 September 2008 (EDT)

Links for the masses! Started here and continued here, there's also this which lead to this. These happenings were one of the few things that genuinely pissed me off at Conservapedia. NightFlare^{i haz a talk page.} 23:50, 1 September 2008 (EDT)

Maybe I should put what time zone I'm in (EST). I still had plenty of hours in the day left to celebrate my b-day. I'm only 20 now, so it's not like I can go out "partying the night away"... nor would I want to. I spent my night with a fellow RW/CP user and my parents, it was great. The RW/CP user was getting over their sickness, and now I'm a tad sick, hehe.

Thanks Night and Turpis for the explanations. And thank you all for wishing me a happy b-day.

Keklik 09:38, 2 September 2008 (EDT)

I bet your actual real-life face really resembles the =.= you say all the time... but anyway... happy birthday! :D Norseman^Wassail! 23:53, 4 September 2008 (EDT)

While you're at it...

"I will bring up the same case with Andy if he does strip me down and tie me to the banhammer."

Tell him to look at the abuse reports and quit feigning ignorance. Though CP's reputation is beyond scattered to the four winds, the least he can do is reply or try to improve his little wiki. =.= Norseman^Wassail! 23:53, 4 September 2008 (EDT)

It's not your problem, but it's funny not being able to reply to "No, I didn't mean "she". I meant he for Obama: he's the one who ducks debates and interviews, or anything without a teleprompter." until tomorrow. If I still give a shit then. Your future father-in-law is illiterate. You, the other hand, are funny, and seem sane. Best of luck with that. ħuman 00:03, 5 September 2008 (EDT)

No thanks... that's a bad idea on my part. Keklik 09:48, 5 September 2008 (EDT)

E-mail

Would you enable wiki-e-mail? Kthxbai. --λινυσ^(☮) 15:17, 6 September 2008 (EDT)

Hmm.. thought I had it enabled, oh well. Keklik 15:47, 6 September 2008 (EDT)

Excellent, thank you. :) --λινυσ^(☮) 15:55, 6 September 2008 (EDT)

Disnep

I used to call it that ^_^ Pink_{(Astronomy Domine)} 15:17, 13 September 2008 (EDT)

Good. And you always knew the "D" was a "D", right? _{People I know though it was a "G"} Keklik 07:07, 15 September 2008 (EDT)

Yeth. Pink_{(Astronomy Domine)} 23:21, 15 September 2008 (EDT)

Good. Now can someone tell me how you're supposed to forget good memories?! Keklik 23:22, 15 September 2008 (EDT)

Perhaps you should see Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind. --Arcan ¡ollǝɥ 23:28, 15 September 2008 (EDT)

Or you could go see a good film... Pink_{(Astronomy Domine)} 23:29, 15 September 2008 (EDT)

Well, I enjoyed it, and it seems like Kekt could use the message right about now. --Arcan ¡ollǝɥ 23:31, 15 September 2008 (EDT)

I heard that was a "good" movie from my brother. I just had a phone call conversation with Ed Poor talking about my time at CP. He corrected himself after saying, "Just forget everything that has happened since you joined... put it on the backburner" → "Put your time since you joined on the backburner" Keklik 23:31, 15 September 2008 (EDT)

Tell us about the bit where he said "Mention this on RW? Sure, why not?"

You is a silly kettle. Pink_{(Astronomy Domine)} 23:33, 15 September 2008 (EDT)

I've learned a few important things since I've joined here.

1. Be vaguely vague about your personal life.
2. Be funny in a dry/immature kind of way.
3. Read WIGO = unblock people.

So, basically, following "1", I made up a conversation between a fellow CPer and I--skewed dialogue and person's name. Keklik 23:37, 15 September 2008 (EDT)

Oh. I see.

Sort of... Pink_{(Astronomy Domine)} 23:39, 15 September 2008 (EDT)

You should be able to figure it out. Arcan has... Keklik 23:40, 15 September 2008 (EDT)

You know, you seem to veer wildly between "revealing" and "utterly unreadable". At the moment you're both, like the point on a tangent wave where it's simultaneously positive and negative infinity.

:P Pink_{(Astronomy Domine)} 23:45, 15 September 2008 (EDT)

What in God's name are you people talking about? Radioactive afikomen ^{Please ignore all my awful pre-2014 comments.} 23:50, 15 September 2008 (EDT)

Amusingly enough, I'm talking about how I don't know what we're talking about. And now so are you. Pink_{(Astronomy Domine)} 23:51, 15 September 2008 (EDT)

Why oh why does being such a batty fruitcake come naturally to you? Radioactive afikomen ^{Please ignore all my awful pre-2014 comments.} 23:52, 15 September 2008 (EDT)

Meep. Pink_{(Astronomy Domine)} 23:54, 15 September 2008 (EDT)

And what is it that I figured out? --Arcan ¡ollǝɥ 23:53, 15 September 2008 (EDT)

I knew you hadn't figured it out! Pink_{(Astronomy Domine)} 23:54, 15 September 2008 (EDT)

You are a horrible mowse, do you know that? A terrible, horrible, no-good very bad mowsey. And a fruitcake to boot. Radioactive afikomen ^{Please ignore all my awful pre-2014 comments.} 23:57, 15 September 2008 (EDT)

I am not :P I'm a good little mowse. Scurry... hide... store up crumbs for winter... Pink_{(Astronomy Domine)} 00:00, 16 September 2008 (EDT)

Arcan figured it out before I even asked it.

"Well, I enjoyed it, and it seems like Kekt could use the message right about now. --Arcan ¡ollǝɥ 23:31, 15 September 2008 (EDT)"

Or so it seems. You guise talk a lot when I'm sleeping, you know that? Keklik 08:41, 16 September 2008 (EDT)

Now can someone tell me how you're supposed to forget good memories?!

Kettle of fish, it's hard, it really is. Especially when you are young and have few. And when you're old and have many, it still sucks. I'm not really sure this place is a good one to work out your personal tribulations, considering all the agendas involved. What I would say is, you don't "forget" them - they are the richness of your life. But if you are struggling with a painful personal process, turn to your "real life" friends, not a bunch of idiots like us on the internet. I don't know if I am reading too much into this (I might be), but you have a lot of time ahead of you - and discussing your difficulties in the present with your trusted (IRL) friends also adds tot he quality of those relationships as time goes by. That said, my friend, I hope your quest is answered. ħuman 00:43, 16 September 2008 (EDT)

A RL friend said this to me... -.- Keklik 08:42, 16 September 2008 (EDT)

Andy 101

So some of us are curious about Andy's classes. Now, didn't you say you were enrolling this semester? Can you fill us in? Enquiring minds want to know! DickTurpis 00:32, 18 September 2008 (EDT)

I wanted to enroll, but there was a new rule he made up. This new rule states that college students can't even be in the parking lot... I don't know the consequences, but I would very much like to save face.

You already know that Andy isn't the only teacher, there are also TAs. The TA position was assigned so Andy could go on a few business trips and not have to cancel class.

Umm, I think that's it. I don't know everyone in the class, and I don't know how the class is going--I only get little updates here and there from Keklik 09:13, 18 September 2008 (EDT)

Andy made up a new rule? Wow, that's most unlike him. Генгис^{Is the Pope a Catholic?} 09:26, 18 September 2008 (EDT)

It's because some of the "annoying students" were planning on visiting the class.. meaning no pay for Andy. He can't make exceptions, it would be unfair. Keklik 09:32, 18 September 2008 (EDT)

Thanks for filling us in. This is interesting. Are these TA's adults? Do you know anything about them? Based on who Andy puts in charge of CP, I'd hate to think of who he'd give a TA position to, but then again, being taught by anyone other than Andy is probably beneficial. And who are the "annoying students"? Ex-students of his, or students from the area? And this rule applies only to college students specifically, or people of that age in general? What if one of his students is getting dropped off at class by an older sibling, who happens to be in college? That seems like a strange rule. If he didn't want people in the class for free he could easily have a no audit rule; he wouldn't need to ban people from the parking lot. What are they going to do, peek through the windows in an effort to learn for free? DickTurpis 10:13, 18 September 2008 (EDT)

cp:American History Teacher List. One or two students are swapped out for another who is a "Comatose" user.

College-age students (specifically his former students) may not park in the lot for the sole purpose of seeing a friend or visiting the class.

He's more about making sure there aren't any distractions from his teaching. Teachers want their students to learn, no?

Keklik 10:21, 18 September 2008 (EDT)

Is that list actually the TA list? Wow. SharonS is a bit young to be teaching, no? I bet she's a decent enough student, but, well, come to think of it, she'd probably a better teacher than Andy. Pakhyongshin I really think is a parodist, and JBoley openly contradicted Andy on his Lief Ericson idiocy, and got blocked for a month, so I really doubt he's anything more than a name on a page. So is Sharon the TA, and does she actually teach the full class when Andy's away on "business"? Also, I can see how he wouldn't want distractions, but it would seem banning them from the room should do the trick. What's the harm in a friend picking meeting one of his students outside after class to go get a soda pop or go rolling skating or whatever it is his students do to stay out of trouble? Especially since that rule bars you from taking the class, and deprives him of another $250 to line his already flush pockets. And since when are any of hsi students "annoying"? I thought they were all brilliant little Christian angels. DickTurpis 10:36, 18 September 2008 (EDT)

Well, some of those college students may have been contaminated by uncomfortable liberal facts once they got into the big wide world and Andy doesn't want them distracting his poopils with reality. After all, one of the biggest influences on youngsters is peer-group pressure, so some cocky college guy mocking the young uns - ("You don't still believe all that cretinism stuff do you, that's kid's stuff!" - probably has more effect than his nasal indoctrination. Генгис^{Is the Pope a Catholic?} 10:47, 18 September 2008 (EDT)

SharonS and a "friend" taught cp:American History Lecture Two. I told you to switch one or two of the users on that list for another person (aka "friend").

Annoying = those who didn't care about his class.

He only bars people who aren't paying for the class--the parents are technically paying. I couldn't find a job over the summer, so I have no way to pay for the class. I'm taking 18 credits at my college, so it's not like I have time anyway.

Keklik 13:45, 18 September 2008 (EDT)

Well, that makes some sense. Just as well, really. Taking Andy's class is a counterproductive enough way to get an "education", paying for it sounds almost criminal. Anyway, good to hear there are people who didn't care about his class. There is hope for the world yet. DickTurpis 13:51, 18 September 2008 (EDT)