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Hi, pull up a goat & make yourself at home. Susantalk to me 16:36, 13 October 2007 (EDT)

Why thank you, miss Susan. :D Norseman 16:38, 13 October 2007 (EDT)
You're most welcome sir! Susantalk to me PS joined us @ last - welcome again Susantalk to me 16:59, 13 October 2007 (EDT)

Hello and welcome man from the North. I suppose that makes you a Viking and not a Vandal? :-) --Bob's your uncle 17:17, 13 October 2007 (EDT)

Bwahaha! That would be correct, or else I'd be named Visigoth (or variation thereof). :P Norseman 17:22, 13 October 2007 (EDT)
Where's my friggin' coffee? Did you bring my coffee?--PalMD-If it looks like a donut, eat it 17:25, 13 October 2007 (EDT)
I am unsure of how to answer, so here is a link that coincides with nothing of your request/demand. >_< Norseman 17:34, 13 October 2007 (EDT)
You got a non sequitur instead of a coffee. Be happy Palm.--Bob's your uncle 17:38, 13 October 2007 (EDT)
I like non sequiturs just fine, no cream plz.--PalMD-If it looks like a donut, eat it 18:00, 13 October 2007 (EDT)
Welcome to the Dollhouse, friend from the lands of the north! humanUser talk:Human 18:50, 16 October 2007 (EDT)

No, no...wait for it.....[edit]

Conservative will be bringing it back, just you wait! I am sure it will be "new, improved" and more search-engine friendly! --ИighŤ¤Ṭraiṇ ♦Τalk ǃ 20:10, 14 October 2007 (EDT)

You could very well be right. I just found it suspicious, adding crap AFTER the protection, and then continues nonstop after. I'll edit the entry if he scales it back. Hadn't realized he does the switcheroo to himself. Thanks, I'll keep an eye on it. NorsemanWassail! 21:45, 14 October 2007 (EDT)


I've been posting this elsewhere:
Btw did anyone notice that on cp: (America -> Go) redirects you straight to United States of America - no disambiquation or anything? Search though & all the Americas come up - Norseman gets #1 listing in page refs though (Viking). Susantalk to me 23:22, 14 October 2007 (EDT)

Do they know how to make disambiguations? I don't think I've seen one there at all. Would seem like a pretty important goat to ignore or forget. However, I'm too much a "wiki newbletist" to understand the page reference to Viking thing. I'm quite dense. :P NorsemanWassail! 00:58, 15 October 2007 (EDT)

Mead page[edit]

I posted something on the talk, but wanted to ask you directly: I'd like to say that mead (like other alcohols) is a gift from whatever gods may or may not exist, not specifically the Norse ones (even though those are the ones I love most). Would that work for you? (I also moved the link to the Norse page, and fleshed it out a bit--let me know what you think.) Researcher 03:49, 22 October 2007 (EDT)

One word: distillation. humanUser talk:Human 04:07, 22 October 2007 (EDT)
*Throws a tantrum* Gah! What was I thinking! I linked gods to Norse, thinking that the god article was meant for the three listed religions. Whoops! I'ma go change, good sirs.

I would be distilling spirits by now, if licenses were more forgiving on the wallet. I have some old equipment that's still usable when my grandfather was a rumrunner. Good times, good times... NorsemanWassail! 10:44, 22 October 2007 (EDT)

Nifty. My great-great uncle was a bootlegger, but the really, really scary kind. Researcher 23:50, 22 October 2007 (EDT)

Under the heading of 'remarkable coincidences' I also dabble in brewing mead. I wrote a Fun:How_to_make_Mead page on my rough recipe. It didn't occur to me that rational wiki would already have a Mead article until after I wrote this and noticed Valhalla wasn't a red link. Jeeves 02:16, 29 October 2007 (EDT)

Holy crap, demijohns? You must have a lot of friends to share with. I stick to the gallon carboy, though I experiment with recipes mostly (I'm the only one drinking, too). Nice to know someone out there likes to dabble! NorsemanWassail! 21:20, 29 October 2007 (EDT)

Aryan Kindred[edit]

If you are Norseman, doesn't that make you one of the Aryan kindred? Or does being a furfag destroy that? Blewyze 16:15, 25 October 2007 (EDT)

If you went by my looks, I'd fit an aryan description quite nicely. You'd bang a chick with a tail too, if you could. :D NorsemanWassail! 16:18, 25 October 2007 (EDT)

Dunno if I asked already, what particular flavour of furfag are you? --Kels 21:24, 29 October 2007 (EDT)

There are flavors? News to me. I take interest in all of it - I like seeing what people come up with. Not sure on what I particularly take interest to. NorsemanWassail! 22:46, 29 October 2007 (EDT)
Cool. I'm not so extreme about it as most (none of this lifestyle jazz, mostly just fandom), but it's fun stuff. --Kels 06:50, 30 October 2007 (EDT)

Redirect Prob[edit]

OK? SusanYou don't have to talk, but ... 12:56, 30 October 2007 (EDT)

reminder: In future go to movelog & revert.

Now move (relocate) to "user: Norseman) SusanYou don't have to talk, but ... 13:11, 30 October 2007 (EDT)

Thank you very much, miss Susan. Thanks to Icewedge and Ames as well for the cleanup. Sorry for the work, I shouldn't have put my hand in the fire. T_T NorsemanWassail! 13:18, 30 October 2007 (EDT)
I smell liberal deceit how come you're so wiki savvy & can't sort out a bit of wandalism. Nice work on the muti deletion, btw. SusanYou don't have to talk, but ... 19:34, 30 October 2007 (EDT)
I learn as I go along. I used to edit on Wikipedia before all the cool kids thought it was cool, but that was years and years ago. I know the simple "edit this, save that" concept, and somehow managed to make templates, but otherwise everything else is a mystery. I didn't even know how to nowiki links. I'm an under-achiever. :( NorsemanWassail! 19:37, 30 October 2007 (EDT)
btw, you can nowiki anything - it's usually used to show how some bit of wikicode is entered. humanUser talk:Human 16:13, 31 October 2007 (EDT)

Why did u revret mi?StupidIdiot 20:04, 2 November 2007 (EDT)[edit]


EYE PHELT IT WRITE FING 2 DEW. SRY :( NorsemanWassail! 20:05, 2 November 2007 (EDT)


Your recent addition (TerryH vs. Aggrieved) should have been an update to two WIGOs before. Just whining. ħumanUser talk:Human 02:44, 15 June 2008 (EDT)

Yeah, sorry. I was planning on adding on to the already-too-long-but-it'd-still-fit (that's what she said) WIGO entry and just made a new one without thinking. By the time I saw what I hath done, it had been already voted on. >_< NorsemanWassail! 08:43, 15 June 2008 (EDT)
It was one of those things that my OCD kicked in and clouded my judgement. I'll do better next time. :D NorsemanWassail! 08:43, 15 June 2008 (EDT)


I am pretty sure you are right about Jinxy and CMF (and it seems about 50 other IP's and Socks)--Damo2353 12:32, 26 July 2008 (EDT)


... but you've been demoted. SusanG  ContribsTalk 20:56, 3 September 2008 (EDT)

I knew you had the hots for me. This is proof. :D NorsemanWassail! 22:55, 3 September 2008 (EDT)

Thanks for Hypno-Andy![edit]

That just made my day. --SpinyNorman 11:50, 1 November 2008 (EDT)

I might try to refine the GIF someday, the eyes have white dots surrounding it and part of Hypnotoad's face can be seen, but it works for nao. Thanks! :D AndyToad.gifNorsemanCyser Melomel 11:34, 2 November 2008 (EST)


Ah, sorry, I farted.
This page has been
gas attacked by SuperJosh.

You own a horn? That's pretty cool. I've farted in many people's userspaces in the past, but this is the first time I've genuinely farted in real life when looking at someone's userspace. Anyway, a sword too! Very cool. I own Nunchakus. SJ Debaser 18:43, 3 July 2009 (UTC)

Yeah, it's non-descript, but I make drinking horns and scrimshaw to pass the time. I have a sword collection too, and it's all LOTR stuff. Nunchakus? T_T Do you know how to use 'em? I had 'em but my bawls were never the same since and got rid of 'em. Feel free to fart on my talk anytime good sir. AndyToad.gifNorsemanCyser Melomel 01:31, 4 July 2009 (UTC)
I have a Demolay (?) sword and belt. Sword bought locally, lovely matching belt found in Ohio. Favorite halloween outfit involves it. It's amazing how many places let you in with a deadly weapon on your hip... my SCA buds would at least do that thing where they tie up their knife/sword with a thong to project an image of "peace". ħumanUser talk:Human 05:45, 4 July 2009 (UTC)

From my conglomerate to yours...[edit]

All the staff at McWicked Co. wish you a merry christmas.


To a certain Viking gentleman and a liberal webiste. In regards to a very important message you might or might not have left me somewhere on the internet, I have sent you a message in return. It might or might not be important. if your PC explodes, it was important. Ole! Ole! Ole!--Psygremlin講話 17:44, 7 January 2010 (UTC)

In a twist of irony, my computer DID die on me earlier today. Came out of standby, double-clicked on Firefox, and WHAM! Blue screen of death (STOP ERROR 0x00000050). Motherboard died. Only took me 15 minutes to transfer the useful hardware to my second CPU. But anyways...
TRANSMISSION RECEIVED. Operation thank-you will commence.
Thanks! :D AndyToad.gifNorsemanCyser Melomel 05:35, 8 January 2010 (UTC)
Pleasure. Sorry about the mboard... what a horrible coinkidink. --PsygremlinTala! 13:09, 9 January 2010 (UTC)
It's alright. It was 6 years old (bought it to play EQ1 with them new leet graphics), then played LOTRO for a bit on low graphics. It was getting to the end of its life anyway, and besides, this comp is top of the line. I guess the email WAS that important! :D AndyToad.gifNorsemanCyser Melomel 19:29, 10 January 2010 (UTC)


Sir, do you still have the very important e-mail I sent, with the very important link? Or has it been pillaged and burned? If not, please could said linky be passed back to moi-self, as I have lost my copy of said linky. --PsyGremlinHable! 10:52, 27 March 2010 (UTC)

Ghost In The Shell[edit] amazing. Randomly come across the quote, or have you watched every movie and every episode of the anime and read every page of every chapter of the manga? -- JArneal 21:03, 8 August 2010 (UTC)

Heard the quote from the episodes aired on Cartoon Network (years ago), but had to look up the script to get it word for word. Seen all the anime, most of the movies (I only watch what I own)... but I can't read the manga. I take Pristiq full dosage, and this crap destroys my short-term memory. I'll just forget what I read the next day. Should die down after continued usage, but GITS is one of my favorite. AndyToad.gifNorsemanCyser Melomel 01:44, 10 August 2010 (UTC)
To be honest, you're not missing much. The anime took a lot from the manga, so none of it's really new. -- JArneal 03:40, 11 August 2010 (UTC)

For the ponies![edit]

User:Nutty Roux has given you a pony dick. Pony dicks foster WikiLove. Friendship is magic! Won't you spread the love? For the ponies!
Aw yeah. It's flaccid, but it'll do. Pony Penis Power! AndyToad.gifNorsemanCyser Melomel 22:44, 6 July 2011 (UTC)

Sun Tzu[edit]

I hope you don't mind. larronsicut fur in nocte 12:37, 11 November 2011 (UTC)


I'm quite amused that my banning made the news items of what happens on Conservapedia :P I thought I'd join to say thanks :) Ayzmo (talk) 22:24, 6 March 2012 (UTC)

D'awww! *blush* I just had to add it. :3 AndyToad.gifNorsemanCyser Melomel 03:55, 7 March 2012 (UTC)

Red Telephone for you, sir[edit]

Ring, ring. rpeh •TCE 10:24, 7 January 2013 (UTC)

And he deleted that, too. AndyToad.gifNorsemanCyser Melomel 14:17, 7 January 2013 (UTC)