User talk:LongStandingUser

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Blue (is useful) 04:06, 6 June 2012 (UTC)

Self WIGO

Don't do it. --il'Dictator Mikal 04:07, 6 June 2012 (UTC)

Mikal, you are a waste of oxygen. I'll do whatever the fuck I want, and you can just fuck right off. LongStandingUser (talk) 04:11, 6 June 2012 (UTC)

A tear slides down mikals face as the anonymous internet mans word strikes his heart.--il'Dictator Mikal 04:13, 6 June 2012 (UTC)

I'll do whatever the fuck I want no you can't. Ace^Moderator 04:12, 6 June 2012 (UTC)

Hey Ace, want a blow job? They say I give good head. I'll stick a paper bag over my head so you don't have to look at me. LongStandingUser (talk) 04:15, 6 June 2012 (UTC)

Certainly a clever one. Ace^Moderator 04:18, 6 June 2012 (UTC)

Hey buddy

If you keep editing other peoples user pages I'll give you a ban. Ace^Moderator 04:19, 6 June 2012 (UTC)

My edits were factually correct and you know it. So fucking what if you ban me. If I feel the urge, I'll just find another Tor exit node. If you don't hear from me again, it means I couldn't be fucked. LongStandingUser (talk) 04:20, 6 June 2012 (UTC)

My excuse is non of my friends are available, whats your excuseil'Dictator Mikal 04:21, 6 June 2012 (UTC)

Good for you, LSU. Ace^Moderator 04:22, 6 June 2012 (UTC)

I'm at work, that's mine. Hey Mikal, you want a blow job? I'm obese as fuck, smelly, and around 75 years old, with a dick the size of a pencil. But I'll put a paper bag over my head so you don't have to look at me while you blow your load in my mouth. LongStandingUser (talk) 04:24, 6 June 2012 (UTC)

I wholeheartedly approve of banning users for editing other users' pages. Now ban yourself, Ace--"Shut up, Brx." 05:06, 6 June 2012 (UTC)

Hey Brxbrx, you need to sit still if I'm going to drop this shit straight into your mouth. Otherwise it is just going to get all over your pretty face. LongStandingUser (talk) 05:09, 6 June 2012 (UTC)

Things you can do

Please consider the following things as a long standing editor:

1. Change templates with no consultation.
2. Complain when othere people do it with consulations.
3. Complain about people creating written rules and enforcing them.
4. Enforce rules that exist in your head with appeals to RationalWiki's traditions.
5. Always defend everything you do wrong with "anyone can undo it with one click"
6. Whine when something you don't like happens, even if you can undo it with one click.
7. Abuse people you don't like and oppose everything they say, it doesn't matter if you have to reverse previous positions in order to do this.

Theses are just a few things you can try. Pi 3:14 (talk) 05:05, 6 June 2012 (UTC)

I love your list! I'm already doing some of the above, but I'm going to work harder, starting today. I want to hit all the ducks! LongStandingUser (talk) 05:10, 6 June 2012 (UTC)