User talk:Evolution and Metamorphosis

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Hi. I guess you really need to read RationalWiki:What is a RationalWiki article? Cheers. :-)--Weirdstuff (talk) 18:49, 21 September 2015 (UTC)

Thank you! I'll gladly read this. Metamorphosis (talk) 18:56, 21 September 2015 (UTC)

Goat

First of all: Welcome to Rationalwiki. You will in due time discover that jokes about goats (and/or Jerboas) are rather common around here. Nobody really knows why. Make yourself at home and pull up a goat. Avengerofthe BoN (talk) 19:26, 21 September 2015 (UTC)

Thank you for the heads-up! Metamorphosis (talk) 19:32, 21 September 2015 (UTC)

You're welcome Avengerofthe BoN (talk) 22:34, 21 September 2015 (UTC)

The keys to the store.

Try not to fuck it up too badly, okay? Peace. AgingHippie (talk) 22:57, 6 December 2015 (UTC)

Thanks! But, umm...I'm a sysop already? Metamorphosis (talk) 23:00, 6 December 2015 (UTC)

If you can unblock yourself, yes. (If not, say something here, and help will be forthcoming.) SmartFeller (talk) 23:04, 6 December 2015 (UTC)

Done. Thanks. Metamorphosis (talk) 23:10, 6 December 2015 (UTC)

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

...should prevent you from helping us mop the place. Don't forget to take this sacred pledge (while naked, with grandma in the room);

As a confirmed mustard jar for taking on this job as a Sysop on RationalWiki: I pledge to only block users if they ask for it, or insert unfunny vandalism. I furthermore pledge that if I indulge in secret private conversations about you, we will make a formal report to the mob. Is that all? If you impugn my motives without warrant, or challenge my "AUTHORITY", er, there is nothing I can or will do.

You can put it smack-dab on your userpage, if you wanna. All the best, Reverend Black Percy (talk) 23:13, 6 December 2015 (UTC)

Official pledge:

As a confirmed mustard jar for taking on this job as a Sysop on RationalWiki: I pledge to only block users if they ask for it, or insert unfunny vandalism. I furthermore pledge that if I indulge in secret private conversations about you, we will make a formal report to the mob. Is that all? If you impugn my motives without warrant, or challenge my "AUTHORITY", er, there is nothing I can or will do.

Metamorphosis (talk) 23:20, 6 December 2015 (UTC)

One more thing...

One more thing: I want to change my username. Metamorphosis (talk) 23:15, 6 December 2015 (UTC)

You need to find a moderator for that. Peace. AgingHippie (talk) 23:20, 6 December 2015 (UTC)

Your WIGO

Hey, I wanted to explain why I reverted your WIGO on the video game stuff about women, trends around the world, China & etc. It just didn't seem to me to have the gravitas to merit inclusion there. But, you might consider editing some of those points in relevant articles here. Also, thanks for alerting me that I'd omitted the link to my own WIGO about the Oregon militia nuts. That's not the first time I've done that! ---Mona- (talk) 22:53, 3 January 2016 (UTC)